The CWF!
Jun 19, 2009 4:29:04 GMT -5
Post by creepy on Jun 19, 2009 4:29:04 GMT -5
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The Creepy Wrestling Federation
(J.J. Dillon enters the dreesing room at the Galveston Convention Center in Galveston, Texas. Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Shane Douglas, Scott Steiner, Mike Awesome, Elijah Burke, Stan Hansen, Super Crazy, Masahiro Chono, The Great Muta, TAKA Michinoku, X-Pac, Kenny Dykstra, Spike Dudley, Scott Norton, Jimmy Rave, Kamala and Crash Holly are all in attendance and talking to one another while sizing up the other wrestlers)
JJD: Allright fellas, you all know why you're here. You all got an invitation to be here in Galveston, Texas, on this day and to meet up here at the GCC. This is where we will run our promotion for the time being. We couldn't get the Garden, the Bingo Hall, or even the Sportatorium, but I'm confident that the great people of Galveston, Texas, will make you feel more then at home within no time.
Some of you know each other, some of you are meeting for the first time. We also have some new guys that will be coming in as the days and weeks go by to freshen things up a bit. In fact, here's our newest acquisition, Brian Lee. (Enter Brian Lee) So, be alert and stay in excellent shape, because I'm not above trading any of you to the competition if I need to. Oh, and you're all being replenished to your prime. Just call it a little, well, magic that we do here in Galveston. Just put on the greatest event that you can and I'm positive that everything will flow smoothly.
(Optimism abounds)
So, let's get down to it. We're going to make a SuperShow and sell it on Pay Per View. If we succeed at this and buyrates are up, then we'll put on another show, and another and so forth. The first show has to set the tone for our Federation and I have just the plan. We're going to have a Tournament. Actually, we're going to have TWO Tournaments. We're going to have a Tag Team Tournament and a Singles Tournament. Feel free to sign up for both. We'll pick the matchups randomly and if you win, you advance. It's that simple. The winners of each Tournament will be either the Tag Team Champion or the CWF Champion.
RVD: Sounds good to me. I'll be both the CWF Champion and one half of the Tag Champs, for sure. Sabu, you wanna be my Tag Team partner and claim the Tag Team Titles?
Sabu: .....
JJD: Now wait a second, I said the matchups would be selected randomly. But choose carefully, because in the second round, your partner will be randomly chosen for you from the winners pool. Adds a little spice, don't you think?
(Stunned silence)
JJD: Let me now introduce one half of the Announce Team, a guy a lot of you already know, and those that don't will be quickly impressed with his work. Let me present...........Joey Styles!
(Enter Joey Styles)
Joey Styles: Thanks, J.J.
JJD: Ahem, that's Mr. Dillon, remember?
Styles: Oh, yes. Sorry, Mr. Dillon. What was I thinking? (Rolls eyes as he looks away.)
JJD: And I have news for you, Joey. Your announce partner will be announced soon, I promise. You won't be disappointed. (Exit Joey Styles) That's all for now, gentlemen. Rest up and try to strategize your game plans.
Shane Douglas: That's kind of hard to do without knowing who are opponent will be, J.J.!
(A chorus of Yeahs, That's Right, and grunts are heard all around)
JJD: Well now, just do your best, gentlemen! (As JJD leaves, Mike Knox walks in)
JJD: Ahh, I see the paper work has just been completed for Mike Knox. Glad to have you abroad, Mike! (Knox ignores J.J. Dillon)
RVD: Well, I'm still going to win, that's for sure.
Douglas: You were always second fiddle in ECW, Rob. Don't you forget that.
RVD: Yeah, but you were always nothing in the WWE, Dean. Don't you forget that.
Douglas: Fuck Vince.
Mike Awesome: I don't think many guys here would disagree with that.
Douglas: Fuck you, too, Awesome. I remember what you did to ECW, you asshole!
Stan Hansen: Well, Douglas, I remember what you did to the NWA, you sonovabitch! Can't blame you, though. But let bygones be bygones and focus on this show. We have some of the greatest wrestling talent in their prime, so let's give the world hell.
(Crash Holly walks up to Kamala)
Crash: What d'ya say, you big bastard? (Chops Kamala across the chest) Be my partn.... (Kamala backhands Crash to the floor)
Crash: I'm taking that as a yes! (Crash coughs and holds his chin as he gets up)
RVD: Looks like it's me and you, Sabu. Let's get ready.
(Exit RVD & Sabu)
Douglas: What about you, Scotty? Wanna team up for the first round?
Scott Steiner: Never did like you, Shane! Always thought you were a big waste of talent in the WCCEW that won everything with your mouth and never could break it in a crowd in the big leagues with some talent on the other end of the squared circle and never did play by the rules of the world in wrestlin' and couldn't do what it was to be one of the guys with everyone! But, yeah! I guess it will be with the most benefitting to me to partner up with you! Some of these jobbers couldn't hold my shit paper and that fat bastard Kamaler over there just freaks me out and that Spike faggot needs a lesson in balls and that shitty kid gets his ass kicked too much. Just watch your back! Let's get out of here, Shane, think there's an IHOP close by or something..........
(Exit Shane Douglas and Scott Steiner)
(The Great Muta and Masahiro Chono leave together)
Awesome: I've always been a huge fan, Mr. Hansen. It'd be an honor to be your partner in the first round.
Hansen: You chickenshit. I need a snake partner like a need a snake dick protector. In short, no fucking way. I'm going to wait to decide if I want to even compete in this Tag Team thing.
(Exit Stan Hansen)
(Awesome walks by Super Crazy, who gives a sneer, as does Spike Dudley)
Awesome: Hey, Scott, how about it? Our paths crossed a few times over the years. I respect you. (Scott Norton just walks past Awesome and out the door, eyeing him suspiciously.)
Elijah Burke: I'll be your partner, Mike. I dig your style and I'm confident we can beat any team here. (Burke is grinning from ear to ear)
Awesome: Yeah, sure, Elijah. Why not? Yeah! Let's do this!
(Exit Awesome and Burke)
Spike Dudley (Seemingly to himself): Man, I have so many brothers and not a one of them's made it here. I need to go make a few phone calls. (Exit Spike Dudley)
(Rave and Super Crazy are talking in the corner, and Kenny Dykstra, Crash Holly, and TAKA Michinoku are talking in the other corner. Brian Lee and Mike Knox are in the same general area unpacking their gear and leering around on the other guys. Kamala is sitting by himself looking around and everyone is ignoring XPac, like he wasn't even there...............................)
The Creepy Wrestling Federation
(J.J. Dillon enters the dreesing room at the Galveston Convention Center in Galveston, Texas. Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Shane Douglas, Scott Steiner, Mike Awesome, Elijah Burke, Stan Hansen, Super Crazy, Masahiro Chono, The Great Muta, TAKA Michinoku, X-Pac, Kenny Dykstra, Spike Dudley, Scott Norton, Jimmy Rave, Kamala and Crash Holly are all in attendance and talking to one another while sizing up the other wrestlers)
JJD: Allright fellas, you all know why you're here. You all got an invitation to be here in Galveston, Texas, on this day and to meet up here at the GCC. This is where we will run our promotion for the time being. We couldn't get the Garden, the Bingo Hall, or even the Sportatorium, but I'm confident that the great people of Galveston, Texas, will make you feel more then at home within no time.
Some of you know each other, some of you are meeting for the first time. We also have some new guys that will be coming in as the days and weeks go by to freshen things up a bit. In fact, here's our newest acquisition, Brian Lee. (Enter Brian Lee) So, be alert and stay in excellent shape, because I'm not above trading any of you to the competition if I need to. Oh, and you're all being replenished to your prime. Just call it a little, well, magic that we do here in Galveston. Just put on the greatest event that you can and I'm positive that everything will flow smoothly.
(Optimism abounds)
So, let's get down to it. We're going to make a SuperShow and sell it on Pay Per View. If we succeed at this and buyrates are up, then we'll put on another show, and another and so forth. The first show has to set the tone for our Federation and I have just the plan. We're going to have a Tournament. Actually, we're going to have TWO Tournaments. We're going to have a Tag Team Tournament and a Singles Tournament. Feel free to sign up for both. We'll pick the matchups randomly and if you win, you advance. It's that simple. The winners of each Tournament will be either the Tag Team Champion or the CWF Champion.
RVD: Sounds good to me. I'll be both the CWF Champion and one half of the Tag Champs, for sure. Sabu, you wanna be my Tag Team partner and claim the Tag Team Titles?
Sabu: .....
JJD: Now wait a second, I said the matchups would be selected randomly. But choose carefully, because in the second round, your partner will be randomly chosen for you from the winners pool. Adds a little spice, don't you think?
(Stunned silence)
JJD: Let me now introduce one half of the Announce Team, a guy a lot of you already know, and those that don't will be quickly impressed with his work. Let me present...........Joey Styles!
(Enter Joey Styles)
Joey Styles: Thanks, J.J.
JJD: Ahem, that's Mr. Dillon, remember?
Styles: Oh, yes. Sorry, Mr. Dillon. What was I thinking? (Rolls eyes as he looks away.)
JJD: And I have news for you, Joey. Your announce partner will be announced soon, I promise. You won't be disappointed. (Exit Joey Styles) That's all for now, gentlemen. Rest up and try to strategize your game plans.
Shane Douglas: That's kind of hard to do without knowing who are opponent will be, J.J.!
(A chorus of Yeahs, That's Right, and grunts are heard all around)
JJD: Well now, just do your best, gentlemen! (As JJD leaves, Mike Knox walks in)
JJD: Ahh, I see the paper work has just been completed for Mike Knox. Glad to have you abroad, Mike! (Knox ignores J.J. Dillon)
RVD: Well, I'm still going to win, that's for sure.
Douglas: You were always second fiddle in ECW, Rob. Don't you forget that.
RVD: Yeah, but you were always nothing in the WWE, Dean. Don't you forget that.
Douglas: Fuck Vince.
Mike Awesome: I don't think many guys here would disagree with that.
Douglas: Fuck you, too, Awesome. I remember what you did to ECW, you asshole!
Stan Hansen: Well, Douglas, I remember what you did to the NWA, you sonovabitch! Can't blame you, though. But let bygones be bygones and focus on this show. We have some of the greatest wrestling talent in their prime, so let's give the world hell.
(Crash Holly walks up to Kamala)
Crash: What d'ya say, you big bastard? (Chops Kamala across the chest) Be my partn.... (Kamala backhands Crash to the floor)
Crash: I'm taking that as a yes! (Crash coughs and holds his chin as he gets up)
RVD: Looks like it's me and you, Sabu. Let's get ready.
(Exit RVD & Sabu)
Douglas: What about you, Scotty? Wanna team up for the first round?
Scott Steiner: Never did like you, Shane! Always thought you were a big waste of talent in the WCCEW that won everything with your mouth and never could break it in a crowd in the big leagues with some talent on the other end of the squared circle and never did play by the rules of the world in wrestlin' and couldn't do what it was to be one of the guys with everyone! But, yeah! I guess it will be with the most benefitting to me to partner up with you! Some of these jobbers couldn't hold my shit paper and that fat bastard Kamaler over there just freaks me out and that Spike faggot needs a lesson in balls and that shitty kid gets his ass kicked too much. Just watch your back! Let's get out of here, Shane, think there's an IHOP close by or something..........
(Exit Shane Douglas and Scott Steiner)
(The Great Muta and Masahiro Chono leave together)
Awesome: I've always been a huge fan, Mr. Hansen. It'd be an honor to be your partner in the first round.
Hansen: You chickenshit. I need a snake partner like a need a snake dick protector. In short, no fucking way. I'm going to wait to decide if I want to even compete in this Tag Team thing.
(Exit Stan Hansen)
(Awesome walks by Super Crazy, who gives a sneer, as does Spike Dudley)
Awesome: Hey, Scott, how about it? Our paths crossed a few times over the years. I respect you. (Scott Norton just walks past Awesome and out the door, eyeing him suspiciously.)
Elijah Burke: I'll be your partner, Mike. I dig your style and I'm confident we can beat any team here. (Burke is grinning from ear to ear)
Awesome: Yeah, sure, Elijah. Why not? Yeah! Let's do this!
(Exit Awesome and Burke)
Spike Dudley (Seemingly to himself): Man, I have so many brothers and not a one of them's made it here. I need to go make a few phone calls. (Exit Spike Dudley)
(Rave and Super Crazy are talking in the corner, and Kenny Dykstra, Crash Holly, and TAKA Michinoku are talking in the other corner. Brian Lee and Mike Knox are in the same general area unpacking their gear and leering around on the other guys. Kamala is sitting by himself looking around and everyone is ignoring XPac, like he wasn't even there...............................)