[Road Warrior Shark]

OOWF MADNESS (Show 735)
Townsville, Australia
March 27, 2016

OOWF World Title Match
Rabbit Mask (C) vs. Firewoman

World Tag Team Title Four Way Scaffold Match
The Circle (C) vs. kz vs. Sisters of Sin vs. Royalty

Intercontinental Title Match
Mai Muyo (C) vs. Matt Folz

Onslaught Title Match
Zed (C) vs. Beverly Cambridge

Chain Match
Stank vs. Tytan

Lumberjack Match
Dre Gaines vs. Alexander Darling

Aussie Rules Street Fight
Amazing Jos vs. Christian Carter

Crash & Burn vs. Murphy's Law
Chad Madison v The Masked Hiryu
Agrius & Ecosystem vs. Banned From Everywhere


Card Subject to Everything being Poisonous and able to kill you.

[L!zz~]

(Following the sounds of a celebration, Beverly finds Zed with a few others)

Zed: (approaches her, belt securely around his waist, doesn't say anything just waits)

(Brick, Zeds mom, Mario and assorted others watch, quiet as well)

Bev: Congratulations. (Holding out her hand)

Zed: (shakes it and is surprised when Beb hugs him )

Bev: (whispers) Great match. Really enjoyed it. Keep my belt shiney because I am taking it back next week.

Zed; (smirks, awkwardly hugs her back) In your dreams


Bev: (let's him go, grabs a drink from table, salutes everyone and leaves the way she came)

ZedsMom: I just really don't understand that one...

(We fade as the celebration resumes)

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ The Destroyitarum is particularly festive just a couple hours after Mayhem ends. SFJ #77 walks in and looks around. She spots Dre Gaines dancing with a couple of interns amd heads on over ~~~

SFJ #77: Looks like a party.

Dre: Hells yeah. We'z celebratin!

SFJ #77: Celebrating what exactly? You lost, Murphy's Law lost, it wasn't exactly a banner night for Drink & Destroy.

Dre: Hell, nonna dat matters. See, this here's kinda a Pre-celebration. Ya see, we'z got MADNESS comin up. DK and Dee gonna make Crash & Burn live up to dey name, and den ol' Dre gone get him some Darling blood and whoop up on day Royal bitch. DEN, we gon roll intas Zeelan and do whats we doze best - Drinkin' AND Destroyin' Fo SHO we is gon bring dem Trios belts to The Destroyitarium bay-bee!! And ya know how it be going down roun here... We gonna do it G-Style!

Now gurl, you needs a drink in yo hand. Yo! Someone hook up mah url here wit a 40!

~~~ Dre smiles his Big Smile and starts dancing again. SFJ #77 shrugs and joins in as a waitress brings her a drink. Fade. ~~~

[Sportsguy]

We fade in and see SFJ12 standing next to Matt Folz.

SFJ12: Matt, your actions last night were....

Matt: Let me cut you off right there. I literally could not give less of a fuck how you finish that question. I don't give a shit about your reaction nor the crowd's reaction. Move on to the next subject now.

SFJ12: What about the rumors that your wife stormed off last night and will not be joining you on the plane today?

Matt: Jesus Erin. "Stormed off?" Really? We agreed months ago that this was the plan, that she would fly ahead of me and go join her family in Australia for a few days. There was no argument, there was no slamming of doors, there were no angry looks exchanged between us. There is no problem in my marriage, and I'm a little pissed off that you and the rest of your media ilk are trying to imply that there is so. In fact....fuck this, no more questions. Just hand me the microphone.

Matt angrily grabs the microphone right out of her hands and looks into the ninja cam.

Matt: Mai, If I were you I'd SERIOUSLY consider just handing me that Championship. Because I will do anything.... whether that's inside the rules or not.... to make sure I walk out with it around my waist. And then I will use that as a stepping stone to regain MY OOWF World Heavyweight Championship.

FADE

[fasteddiek]

(Tytan is sitting in the corner of the room it’s dark and he is holding a long thick chain.)

Tytan: Alexa define chain.

Alexa: Chain

noun

1.

a connected flexible series of metal links used for fastening or securing objects and pulling or supporting loads.



2.

a sequence of items of the same type forming a line.

"he kept the chain of buckets supplied with water"

synonyms: series, succession, string, sequence, train, course

"a chain of events"



Tytan: Thank you.

Alexa: Your welcome Tytan.

Tytan: (Pulls the chain through his hands) We have petitioned we argued, we have done all that we could do to be heard. We have shown the OOWF that our GM is a tool, a puppet that is being run by someone on the board. We have shown that Nate has his chosen. But these accusations have fallen on deaf ears. it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. All I wanted to do when the Awakening was created was show the world the truth. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it.

Words from Patrick Henry. Who knew they still hold relevance today. But yet he still wasn’t done.

Has those of the board and Nate, any enemy, in this quarter of the world, to call for all this accumulation of navies and armies? No, sir, she has none. They are meant for us; they can be meant for no other. They are sent over to bind and rivet upon us those chains which the Board of the OOWF have been so long forging. And what have we to oppose to them? Shall we try argument? Sir, we have been trying that for the last ten months. Have we anything new to offer upon the subject? Nothing. We have held the subject up in every light of which it is capable; but it has been all in vain. Shall we resort to entreaty and humble supplication? What terms shall we find which have not been already exhausted? Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves. Sir, we have done everything that could be done, to avert the storm which is now coming on. We have petitioned; we have remonstrated; we have supplicated; we have prostrated ourselves before the throne, and have implored its interposition to arrest the tyrannical hands of the ministry and Parliament. Our petitions have been slighted; our remonstrances have produced additional violence and insult; our supplications have been disregarded; and we have been spurned, with contempt, from the foot of the throne. In vain, after these things, may we indulge the fond hope of peace and reconciliation. There is no longer any room for hope. If we wish to be free² if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending²if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained, we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of Hosts is all that is left us!

So then we take the fight to you. It starts with you Stank. Madness…the chain. Something that has held people down. Chain, have helped keep things in place. Chains…come Madness will now do something else. They will help lift people up. No Stank, not like we did to your girlfriend.

These chains will lift the Awakening up to the glory it so deserves. Stank I was so done and over you and the games you play.

These chains will now be the ones that hold down “The Chosen” and lift the Awakening to new heights

Stank.

It didn’t have to be like this. It seems like you have other problems. You made it this. Now it’s my job to finish it.



(FADE)

[wyattcox]

(Edra and Chloe storm out of The Awakening conference room when SFJ 3.14159 stops them. Edra is furious, while Chloe is grinning evilly.)

SFJ π: Ladies, you finally get your Tag Team Championship opportunity at MADNESS.

Edra: This is a fraud, Pi, and you know it. Nate, the board, they all know it. They view this as an opportunity for eight of the most despised wrestlers in the OOWF to just destroy one another, and in the process, destroy the entire Tag Team division. Once again, the moronic heads of this company think through their obdurate recalcitrance that they can rid themselves of the Sisters. This scheme, this contrivance, this stratagem, this ruse, this will result in a final outcome that those in charge will regret, now, tomorrow, and indefinitely. In the finality, Nate, you and the board will regret making this match.

Chloe: Pain. Pain. Lovely pain. Ghosthead will watch his wife take that same deadly fall that he sent Alexander Darling on some time back. My sister and I will send Alexis and Lindsay over the side and see which one bounces higher. And Moose...Moose...I finally get that ultimate pleasure...I’ll be just like your sister...I’ll pick you up for a Corkscrew...and leap off the scaffold...whaddaya think will happen when I do that, Moose...

Edra: Sis, no...you can’t...

Chloe: (Her face goes flush) POP goes the Moosie.

Edra: Nate, you started this. The Sisters of Sin will finish it. Once and for all. Because all your heroes are dead. And only the Awakening can save you. If we want to.

Chloe: BITCHES!

(Chloe grabs her sister and gives her a big kiss, then grabs Pi and kisses her. Chloe lets out a primal scream as the scene fades.)

[L!zz~]

(Moments after the Sisters storm off Beverly is approached by the same SFJ)

Bev: What? (snapping as a microphone is held in her face)

SFJ: Wow, what happened in that conference room that has everyone so angry?

Bev: (rolls her eyes) Nothing. We were discussing the current state of affairs of the OOWF.

SFJ: I see, It's just a short time ago you were hugging Zed....one would think you are happy for him.

Bev: I am. I'm glad that Zed is getting outside of his head and not over thinking. That he realizes the potential he has.

SFJ: Spoken like someone whose been around longer than she has...

Bev: (Cuts her off) What type of idiotic comment is that?  Look, I may still be relatively new here but this is not my first rodeo. Just like others I've wrestled around the world. Am I as well known as some of the rest? No..but that will be fixed in time. Besides I prefer my wrestling speak for itself and make my name and not my personal drama.

SFJ: But you do have..drama..

Bev: (Cuts her off again) We all do. And yes I have a mission and I will complete it but make no mistake while I am happy for Zed, I will be taking my title back at Madness.

SFJ: I see....ah, anything else? (as she wonders why she deals with these women)

Bev: (a flash of anger in her eyes) Yes, I know that people around here love to get involved in other matches, but the next time that walking, talking pile of compressed clay bearing soil gets involved. I'll make sure he is reduced to dust. Bank on it.

(Bev storms off as the SFJ contemplates the nearest place to get a drink)

Fade

[blownspot]

*Stank walks into GM theNate’s office. Nate droops his head and rubs his temples in an attempt to impede the advance of an oncoming headache.*

GMtN - Can I help you?

Stank - For fuck sake Nate! Why haven’t you given Tytan his World Title Shot?

GMtN -

Stank -

GMtN - I’m sorry. Is that a serious question?

Stank - Tytan deserves better from you.

GMtN -

Stank -

GMtN - I’m sorry. Is that a serious statement?

Stank - Yup!

GMtN - Need I remind you that your girlfriend is slated for-

Stank - I KNOW what she is and proud of the fact, however Tytan-

GMtN - Okay, okay… WAIT! Enough with the bull, Stank! Just what kind of game are you playing, here?

Stank - Moi? Play games?

GMtN - Alright… What the Hell is going on?

Stank - I don’t know what you mean?

GMtN - You hate Tytan.

Stank -

GMtN - Tytan is looking to make an example out of you. You have a Chain Match with him at the Pay Per View.

Stank - You mean March 27th’s Madness… from right here… in Townsville, Austrailia?

*In the distance a crowd can be heard cheering as Stank gives a wink and the thumbs up to the camera.*

GMtN - You’re handing out cheap pops now? What in the BLUE HELL Stank??

Stank - Listen Nate, I just want you to give Tytan… everything he deserves.

GMtN - … meaning?

*Stank smiles*

Stank - Right now… a World Title shot.

GMtN -

Stank -

GMtN - You’re joking with me, right?

*Stank’s smile fades as he plants his fists on Nate’s desk and leans in close with a deadly serious look in his eyes*

Stank - No… I’m… awakening.

*Stank rises slowly back to his full height, turns, and walks towards the exit. Without halting his advance Stank calls back over his shoulder.*

Stank - Do the right thing, Nate. Don’t make me go over your head. Don’t make me call the Board. I will do just that.

*Evil grin*

Stank - Trust me.

*Stank exits out of Nate’s office, as the camera fades on the confused expression on the GM’s face.*

[Zed]

Late Wednesday evening (see: early Thursday morning), and the celebration party for Zed's Onslaught Championship is winding down. The space has largely cleared out, but BRICK~! and Zed sit at a table across from each other, with Zed nursing one last drink. The belt is still around Zed's waist.

B: So ... Zed?

Z: Yep?

B: In case you haven't heard ... you are the new OOWF Onslaught Champion.

Zed smirks.

Z: I think I read that somewhere.

B: How does it feel?

Z: ...

B: ...

Z: ... I ...

B: What? This isn't about me, is it?

Z: No. No. It just ... hasn't really sunk in yet. Especially since I'm going to have the rematch to defend it Sunday. 

B: ...

Z: ... Mind if I tell an anecdote, apropos of nothing as a result of alcohol?

B: By all means.

Zed takes a long glance at his glass before downing its contents in one gulp, taking a deep breath, and beginning the story.

Z: When I was in school ... like, middle school, I guess, seventh or eighth grade ... I had a friend. 

B: That long ago, huh?

Z: Good one, jackass.

They both chuckle.

Z: So this friend, we got along great. Our families got along well. We hung out a lot. Played video games together a lot. Well, one day at school he asked if he could borrow one of my games, try it out before he bought it, you know? Sure, no problem, we had exchanged games before. Hell, there were games I flat out gave to him that I wasn't playing anymore, and vice versa. So anyhow, he asks to borrow this game ... Pokemon Ruby. Don't judge.

B: Why would I judge?

Z: Because the Pokemon games stopped being fun after Gold and Silver?

B: Fair point, carry on.

Z: So I said, sure, I'd let him borrow the game. Just one problem. I can't find the damn thing. So the next day, "Hey, bud, sorry, couldn't find it at home last night, but I'll get it to you." But then it slipped my mind. So he lets it go for a while, but then I get a call one day at the house, "Hey, can you find Ruby? I REALLY want to play it!" And I'm just SCOURING my bedroom, dude. I didn't NOT want to give it to him. I just couldn't fucking find the thing. I mean, I'm looking on bedside tables, bookcases, bags I had taken on vacation, underneath my bed, EVERYWHERE, man. Can't find it. And he wouldn't get off the phone!

B: He must have really wanted that game.

Z: He did. I admire his persistence. And it reached a point where I knew I wasn't going to find it, because I had looked everywhere. I had lost this game. 

B: Game Boy cartridges are pretty small.

Z: They ain't PS4 discs, I'll tell you that. So I had three choices.

B: Three?

Z: Yep, because I'm young and a dumbass. Option 1 - Keep looking. Option 2 - Tell him, dude, I'm sorry, I just can't find this game. I'll look some more this weekend, tonight, whatever. I chose Option 3.

B: Which was?

Z: Tell him I had found it and would bring it to school the next day just to get him off the phone.

B: Oh no.

Z: RIGHT? THE WORST POSSIBLE CHOICE. So obviously, I hadn't found it, didn't find it ... and he asks for it at school the next day. So then I have to tell him the truth.

B: Why didn't you just do that on the phone?

Z: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. And he was right, of course! One of easily the dumbest things I have ever, ever, EVER done in life, and that includes choosing to be a professional wrestler. So needless, to say, we didn't talk to each other much after that. We went to high school together, but we didn't hang out anymore, sure as hell didn't trade video games anymore, any of that stuff.

Pause.

Z: I say all that to say this, BRICK~!. I learned two very important lessons from that misadventure. The first one, of course, is to never, ever, ever, EVER lie to your friends, especially over something as stupid as a video game.  Who knows? Without this whole episode, I might be a heel or something.

Somewhere behind them, we hear a glass break. Zed turns and sees Kayfabe staring and standing defiantly by another table, which she had been cleaning.

Z: It was a hypothetical.

Kay resumes cleaning after rolling her eyes.

Z: And the second is to never let a friend get under my skin to that point, even if I don't agree with how they are displaying their friendship. Because, you see, that friend of mine died while we were in high school. Car crash. And while, obviously, he didn't go to his grave still mad at me over Pokemon Ruby, we certainly weren't friends when it happened, and the SEEDS of that were planted because of that one incredibly stupid mistake I made.

So yeah ... do I hope there will come a day where your physical involvement in my matches will be an exception rather than a rule? Absolutely. But I get why you do it. That whole speech you made in the hotel in General Santos? That's when it hit me, BRICK~!. I'm not just a pawn in this game to you. I'm someone you care about, respect, someone you want to see do great things in this company. And when you ... shoot off your pyro or make t-shirts or jump on the apron in my matches, you're just doing it because you want the best for me. And who am I to tell you that's wrong? So I've come to peace with it. I don't always agree with it, and I'm sure we'll argue about it at times. But I'm not going to get in the way of it. 

And if that makes me a bad person, well, at least I'm not lying to you over Pokemon Ruby.

B: Thank you.

Z: Figured you'd appreciate that small token.

Pause.

Z: Well, I'm calling it a night. Short week before a big match. See you on the plane, boss.

Zed stands up, pats BRICK~! on the shoulder, and walks away as we FADE.

[wld]

kz are sitting in the Saints’ locker room, drinking and watching the OOWF network when 13 enters.

13: You two are awfully calm.

Moosehead Jack: Shouldn't we be?

13: You lost the tag team titles.

L.D. WIlliams: For the third time, by my count.

13: And that doesn’t bother you?

LDW: We weren’t shot, stabbed, or poisoned, so...

MHJ: We’ll just win ‘em back at the pay-per-view.

13: So you’ll punch each other in the face over getting an elephant drunk-

LDW: I was only a proxy.

MHJ: And I did kind of deserve it.

13: But you lose the championships and you can barely manage a shrug between you?

MHJ: Do you know what a championship is good for? Lining up people to beat so you don’t have to hunt them down. The money, the prestige, that’s meaningless. For guys like us, it’s about winning - and hurting people.

LDW: And as much as people run kz down as being past our prime, beating us means as much to them as winning any championship.

MHJ: Sunday night, The Circle, The Sisters, and Royalty are all lined up for us to do what we do best.

LDW: After Madness, three teams will never be the same. But kz will always be kz.

13: That’s more like it.

<fade>

[Jack Quinn]

<the Saints are outside at the loading dock of the Arena>

MHJ: Where the hell is our booze?

LDW: Dunno, it is usually here with the rest of the stuff

<13 walks up shaking her head>

13: Bad news gentlemen

Sta: What now?

13: The booze somehow got left at our previous stop

MHJ: WHAT? THEY LOST THE BOOZE? NOT THE BOOZE! <Jack proceeds to destroy a pile of stuff while the others watch, barely noticing>

13: The good news is, it will be here in a few hours, the bad news is, only the Destroyitarium has booze at the moment

MHJ: Fuck that place

13: Looks like someone needs to make a booze run

MHJ: NOT IT!

LDW: NOT IT!

Sta: No.......DAMMIT!

13: Lucas, your car is on the top level of the parking garage <she tosses him the keys, Stank grumbles and takes off>

13: As for kz, you two have a few promotional appearances to take care of, but nothing until this evening. We are working on new t-shirts, and a joint endorsement deal, did you guys know you are huge in Japan?

LDW: The Japanese like violence

13: They compare you two to something called "the Miracle Violence Connection........or something like that?

MHJ: Damn!

LDW: That's some high praise

13: I have no idea, fill me in

LDW: Terry Gordy and Steve Williams, one hell of a team, that is just about the highest praise an American wrestler can get. Those two were damn near revered

13: I see, well I will see what I can do about.......

<13 is cut off by a horn blaring, we see Stank flying out of the parking garage, easily doing near 100mph>

LDW: What the hell is he doing! Damn fool is going to get killed!

<the car races past them, and hits the corner but doesn't make it and the car SLAMS into a light pole>

MHJ: HOLY FUCK! LUCAS!

<LD, Moose and 13 race to the car and pry the door open, Stank is sitting in the front seat, not moving, the air bag deployed, which probably saved his life>

MHJ: We gotta get him out of there, 13 go get medical, call whoever, GO!

<13 takes off and Moose and LD gently pull Lucas out of the car and lay him on the ground. Stank is barely conscious>

MHJ: What the fuck man? What were you thinking?

Sta: No...........brakes...........couldn't...........fucking..........stop

<Stank loses consciousness as the medics get to his side and start working on him>

LDW: Jack, take a look at this.....

<Moose walks over to LD and we see, on the deployed air bag is the same symbol that has been left at ever attack>

MHJ: Ok, this bullshit has gone on too fucking long. Where the fuck is my sister? Billy Dee, you stay with Lucas, I am going to have a chat with Lisa.

<Moose storms off and we fade>

[blownspot]

Shannon - AWWWWWW TOWNSVIIIILEEEE...

Ghost - Wife?

Shannon - DON'T you DARE be SOWAH!

Ghost - What are you doin-

Shannon - CLAP! For your WORLD FAMOUS.. TWO TIME CHAMPS!

Ghost - No.

Shannon - And FEEEEEL the POWAAAAAAAHH!

Ghost - Nonsense.

Shannon - It's THE CIRCLE! Yes it IS!

Ghost -

Shannon -

Ghost -

Shannon - So that's a "no" on a new intro?

Ghost - Correct.

Shannon - Fine. Should we cut a promo for our match at Madness?

Ghost - Proceed if you wish.

Shannon - Okay... how about a rundown of our opponents... KZ?

Ghost - Formidable.

Shannon -

Ghost -

Shannon - Oh. That's it? We're doing a one word thing?

Ghost - Though Spot expressed non participation in events over the course of several weeks, it would appear he cannot simply stay away. I suspect he gets bored easily and seeks a cure. Thus our appearance in this random promo despite his current limitation. I would relieve him of any undue difficulty by abridging whatever impressions I may hold for our opponents.

Shannon - Well that's nice of you.

Ghost - No doubt an appearance by Kayfabe would follow, save for the fact that I have already employed too many words to allow for such a detailed encounter of simple comical effect. The strain would prove too great.

Shannon - And... as you have said before... you don't do comedy.

Ghost - I do not.

Shannon - Right. Okay so.. let's wrap this up. KZ is formidable. Alright. How about The Sisters o Sin?

Ghost - Grating.

Shannon - And finally.. Royalty?

Ghost - Devious.

Shannon - Okay... uh... It's a Scaffold match.

Ghost -

Shannon - I guess all I have to add is... I'll try not to get thrown from the top.

Ghost - See that you do not.

Shannon - OK, Alright. Well... I guess there is nothing left to say other than once again The Circle takes the Square.

Ghost -

Shannon -

Ghost -

Shannon - Cir... cleROCKS! Cir... cleROCKS! Cir... cleROCKS!

Ghost - Stop it.

Shannon - Fine!


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[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ Chad Madison stands in front of the OOWF Interview Banner. He is wearing his full regalia, Wrangler Jeans with an Overly large Crumrine Belt Buckle. He has on some Lucchese Boots, an OOWF MADNESS T-Shirt & has it all topped off with a White Resistol Cowboy Hat ~~~

Chad: Masked Hiryu. You want it... you got it. You and me. One on one. I want you to realize who you are dealing with.

Cowboy Chad Madison is a 20-time champion in the OOWF. Wrestled all over the world. I have won every championship I has ever pursued. Invitational winner. Tag Team invitational winner. Every singles championship I have ever won has been from a Grand Slam winner. In short, I'm no one's stepping stone. I'm no one's proving ground. I am The Measuring Stick. I can fly with the highest flyers, mat wrestle with the best technicians, and brawl and fight with the bloodiest of them all.

If you think beating me is going to be easy, son, you better think again. Saddle up masked man, because you're in for more than an 8 Second Ride. Come Sunday, you'll know what it feels like to Mess With The Bull.

~~~ Chad chugs his Aquafina, flashes The 'Horns and we Fade ~~~

[fasteddiek]

(Tytan  is sitting in the corner of the room on the floor.)

Tytan: (sarcastic) Stank I love the fact that you are so interested in my career. I enjoy the fact that you claim to be Awakened. I am disappointed in the fact that you feel like you have the right....the privilege to even use the name the Awakening.  You are one of the reasons I formed this group. You are one of the Chosen! And I know once again the only reason why you want me to have a title shot is so you can say once I win the title. Well you were so gracious and pushed for a title shot for me that payback should be giving you a title shot. Really?

Is it the fact that you think I am that good that I can beat Rabbit?

Or is it the fact that you know you CAN'T BEAT HIM!

Or better yet, afraid to face you girlfriend again?

Stank, I know you.
The only reason why you do anything is because it benefits you.
Staying with the Saints....
hell being with Firewoman.
Those are things that all raise your stock.
Those are things that make you seem more valuable.
But we know the truth.
Everyone of them have been carrying you and leading you.

Because without them you would be
standing here with us.
Fighting against them.

Think about it Stank,
there's no one that will save you!

(fade)

[Jack Quinn]

<Moose storms down the hall and gets to Fire's door and bangs on it>

MHJ: LISA MARIE QUINN OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR NOW!

FW: NO!

MHJ: OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR

FW: GO AWAY JACKIE!

<Moose takes a step back and kicks the door open, then immediately turns against the wall as numerous sharpened objects fly out the door>

MHJ: <snarling> goddamn lunatic

<Moose peeks around the corner and darts into the room, we hear crashing furniture, fighting and swearing>

FW: PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN!

MHJ: NO! You are coming with me

FW: NO! I AM STAYING RIGHT HERE.

<Well, she wasn't staying right there, Moose walks out of her room, Fire over his shoulder, and he heads outside to Stank's wrecked car and sets her back on her feet>

FW: So?

MHJ: Do you know who was driving this car?

FW: Someone who couldn't drive

MHJ: Someone who couldn't stop because their brake line had been cut

FW: Well that doesn't prove.......

<Moose pulls Fire closer to the driver's side door and she sees the symbol on the air bag>

FW: <almost tearing up> who......

MHJ: Lucas

<Fire's eyes flash rage, she tries to conceal it, but Moose catches it. LD pulls up behind them in his rental car, he opens the door and Fire jumps in. Moose climbs in and they head to the hospital. The ride there is short, but made in silence. They get to Stank's room, LD goes in, but Fire pulls up short>

FW: Jack......how is......

MHJ: Sore as shit, but nothing broken, nothing life threatening

FW: I......I

MHJ: <looking at her with anger in his eyes> Lisa you HAVE to fucking make this right, you knowthey want something

FW: I am handling it

MHJ: No, you're fucking NOT

FW: <getting angry> What am I supposed to do?

MHJ: SOMETHING OTHER THAN LOCKING YOURSELF IN THE GODDAMN LOCKER ROOM

<Fire starts to say something, then stops>

MHJ: Look, I don't know what you need to do, but clearly something. Someone is going to end up dead

FW: Yeah, me

MHJ: If they wanted you dead, you'd already be dead. Look I know you don't want our help....

FW: NO! I will do this myself, I don't need help

MHJ: Uh huh. Well if you DO, stubborn ass, there are three very pissed off, very violent individuals that have your back

<Fire smiles slightly, then takes a deep breath and heads into Stank's room as we fade>

[Matte]

...is being treated to an OOWF Network-televised house show the day before the big MADNESS PPV. An SFJ has an in-ring interview segment set up and ready to go. Her guests: OOWF World Champion Rabbit Mask and OOWF Invitational winner Firewoman, slated to face off in the MADNESS main event tomorrow night for the belt.

    

SFJ: Rabbit Mask. Firewoman. Thank you both for agreeing to this interview. I know it must be tough to be in the ring with each other and not get physical. Especially for you, Fire, after the things Rabbit said to you on Wednesday.

FW: You have no idea. It's taking every bit of strength I have to not jump out of this chair and pummel him.

RM: You're going to wear yourself out, Fire. You'll need that strength for tomorrow night. Maybe you should do it. Jump out of that chair and pummel me.

SFJ: No, no, let's not do that. I'll just move on to the first question.

FW: I was about to pummel you on Wednesday but you tucked your cottontail between your legs and ran.

RM: Oh, was that before or after you made your grand Roman Reigns entrance and screwed me out of my win?

FW: You had just screwed me out of my win in the previous match!

SFJ: Ok, let's just get to the questions.

FW: And that doesn't change the fact that you ducked out of dodge when you saw me coming for you.

RM: I'm a company-man. You can't just give that altercation away for free, it's the MADNESS main event.

FW: Oh, you're a company man? You've never stayed with this company for over two years at a time!

SFJ: First question.

RM: And yet I'm still a Grand Slam winner and current World Champion.

FW: I won the Grand Slam four years before you. Take that as an indication of how we stack up against each other.

RM: If I hadn't taken a combined four-year vacation, who's to say I wouldn't have won it before you?

FW: But you did take those vacations! That was my point with the company-man thing!

RM: You're just talking in circles, Fire.

SFJ: You are, Fire. If we could just get to the questions.

FW: Excuse me? It's one thing for Rabbit to say that, but for you?

SFJ: I didn't mean to.... it's just... I've got a job to do here and—

RM: What's next, Fire, are you going to assault this woman? You're supposed to be the comeback story for MADNESS, the feelgood moment the fans latch onto. And here you are, talking down to this woman like a bully.

FW: I swear to gods, I'm about to lose my patience here.

SFJ: Ok, the first question is for Rabbit! Knowing Fire's history—Tag Team Champion, three-time Intercontinental Champion, five-time Onslaught Champion, and two-time holder of the belt you've got on your shoulder right now—how are you approaching your match tomorrow night at MADNESS?

RM: I think her history speaks for itself. She used to be talented, but she started piling too much onto her plate. Her last title win was what, seven months ago? And that's because she's got issues. She's got problems. And I'm just another one added to the list.

FW: You want me to start with all the problems you've got? All the history you have?

RM: Fire, please. The question wasn't directed at you.

FW: So what, I can't give a rebuttal?

RM: You're sounding like a GOP debate, Fire. Just let the woman ask her questions.

SFJ: And the next question is for you, Fire. Juggling so many things in your life at one time, have you found it difficult to focus on your championship opportunity at MADNESS over everything else?

FW: Is that some kind of shot at me?

SFJ: No, I don't think so...

FW: Rabbit just mentioned the fact that I always seem to have a lot going on, and then you ask that? That sounds like a passive-aggressive question to me.

RM: Why are you so angry, Fire? No one else is angry, just you. Did you take your medication today?

FW: Say one more thing...

RM: Don't embarrass yourself.

FW: I don't plan on it.

And Firewoman jumps out of her seat and starts pummeling Rabbit! Lefts and rights! Forearms, elbows! She beats him out of his seat, but he starts to fight back! The SFJ heads for the hills! Rabbit gets in a headbutt, then gets Fire up against the ropes... but Fire clocks him with an uppercut! He staggers into the middle of the ring... Fire comes up behind him and turns him around... FIRESTORM! The World Champion has been laid out! Firewoman stands over him with a furled brow, then picks the World Championship up off the canvas and holds it above her head before tossing it down over Rabbit's motionless body. She steps out of the ring and marches angrily to the back as a graphic for MADNESS flashes across the screen.

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ General Manager Nate Corbitt is sitting at his desk. He alread has a glass of scotch poured, sitting beside a stack of papers. ~~~

GMNC: After consideration with the Board of Directors, The Mayor of Townsville, and other local authorities, we have decided, for the safety of the spectators, that a modification to the World Tag Team Title Four Way Scaffold Match is needed.

So we have decided to construct a specially designed cage that will encompass the entire ringside area, and is high enough to close in the scaffolding as well.

That's right folks, we are talking about a Four Way Steel Cage Scaffold Match for the OOWF World Tag Team Titles.

Enjoy the show.

~~~ Nate loosens his tie, then grabs the scotch and downs it in one gulp as we fade ... ~~~

[Fire-Babe]

Ooc: awesome bunny. Trying to do stuff from my phone... and failing...

Firewoman returns to hospital after her "interview" with Rabbit. Hospital staff scurry out of her way. She gets to Stank's room to find him dressed and ready to go.

FW: Oh. Hi.

S: Hello.

FW: *shifting from foot to foot awkwardly* Being discharged already?

S: Yeah all the safety stuff did just what it was supposed to. My wrist will be sore for a while but otherwise... *he smiles* ... I am fine.

Fire is visibly relieved.

S: It is nice of you to stop by, what with not loving me and everything.

FW: Yeah... about that...

S: Yes?

FW: I mean... okay... you were right.

S: I'm sorry what was that? I may have some residual deafness...

FW: *somewhat louder* I said you were right...

S: *rubbing his ear* Come again?

FW: *louder still* YOU WERE RIGHT!

S: Ooooooh....what was I right about?

FW: *sighs* That they'd come after you anyway and...wait...are you making fun of me?

S: *mocking* Why NOOOOOO.....

His smile says otherwise. Fire smiles back and then seriouses up.

FW: I'm sorry...I just panicked and--

S: I know. And we will talk about it later. Right now you have two jobs.

FW: Win the World Championship and?

S: Figure out who target two is before your assassin attacks and--

FW: --take him out first.

Stank opens his arms and envelopes Fire in an enormous embrace.

S: I do love how you think.

FADE

[blownspot]

*Stank an Fire have just arrived back at the arena. They enter the hall of convenient monitors where Stank stops short, his attention arrested by a replay of Tytan's promo.*


Stank - Oh Tytan. I would never think YOU would grant ME a title shot assuming Nate listens to reason or no matter the circumstance. Should you ever be World Champion again, Tytan... well... good on you... Mr. Grand Slam Champion being held down by the man.

But first... we need to see how you make it through tomorrow night.

*Stank smiles*

Good Luck.

*Fade*

[L!zz~]

(Sacred Hearth Cathedral, Townsville)

(Easter Vigil has ended but Bev remains behind. Walking down the aisle, she genuflects before the altar before sliding into a pew and kneeling)

Bev: (head bowed, praying, she hears someone step into the pew behind her)

(A man sits on the wooden seat, waiting, watching. His floppy hair and bowtie belying his age)

Bev: (sitting back, doesn' turn around, just looks at the altar) Why are you here?

Man: I've been worried about you. So has he been.

Bev: I'm fine.

Man: It's Easter.

Bev: I know, that is why I came to mass. (finally, she shifts, looking at her old friend)

Man: We always have the best adventures on Easter. (leaning forward he smiles) C'mon..I know a great place..

Bev: You always do.

Man: I think you need this. You're questioning yourself too much.

Bev: Am I? Or am I questioning others?

Man: You truly can't do one without the other.

Bev: Perhaps.

Man: (rises, waits, as Bev remains seated, he holds out his hand) Come along Cambridge. Just the three of us. Like old times.

Bev: (slowly smiling, she rises holding out her hand) Where will we go this time?

Man: (as they step into the aisle, he surprises her by genuflecting as well, before linking arms with her as they head down the aisle) Spoilers.

(as they exit the church the camera lingers abit before trying to find them but all we hear is a strange whirring noise)

[Zed]

Zed, grinning from ear to ear with an extra pep in his step, and BRICK~! walk through the corridors before being approached by SFJ18.

SFJ18: Zed, got a minute?

Z: Absolutely! I'd be happy to do an interview for the great fans of OOWF this fine morning!

SFJ18: Alright ... well, you are the new OOWF Onslaught Champion, and you will be defending that title in a rematch against Beverly Cambridge tonight, but you must be somewhat disappointed you will not be competing for the World Heavyweight Championship after coming so close to winning the OOWF Invitational.

Z: Well, I’m not disappointed, because I won’t be fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship, but I will be defedning the Onslaught Championship, you know? I’m excited because I’m going to have a great match today! It will be a great contest, I have an incredible amount of respect for my opponent, Beverly Cambridge and myself and I, I’m confident that we'll have a good, exciting match and the fact is I’m just really excited on behalf of my manager, BRICK~!, ma’am, I’d like to tell all the fans that I’m just glad to be a part of MADNESS 2016! It’s the most exciting event in all of wrestling history! The fact is, I get excited because of all the careers that are on the line tonight! I mean, you’ve got four tag teams who are going to put their career on the line in a Four-Way Scaffold Steel Cage match! And BRICK~! and I, we’re terribly concerned about that match because of the incredible amount of danger and prestige on the line for kz and for the Sisters of Sin and Royalty and of course, your champions, The Circle! Then you’ve got Mai Muyo defending her Intercontinental Championship against Matt Folz! I get goosebumps up and down my back when I think about it! Mai Muyo is a great friend of mine, and if I know anything, this is her night! MADNESS 2016 means a lot to everybody, don’t get me wrong! It means a lot to a lot of young careers like my own! It means a lot to people who have been in this sport for many years! Myself, I’m just proud with BRICK~! to be a part of the OOWF and to be the OOWF Onslaught Champion, and there’s no doubt in anybody’s mind that the OOWF has the greatest wrestlers in the world! And I’d be on the front row of this show if I could, but there’s no seats left out there! In fact, there’s no seats left anywhere! You can only watch on the OOWF Network for $6.66! Firewoman-Rabbit Mask for the World Title! Four Way Scaffold Match! An Aussie Rules Street Fight! Tytan against Stank in a Chain Match! Dre Gaines against Alexander Darling in a Lumberjack Match! There’s no doubt this is the greatest organization in the whole wide world! And I’m proud to be a part of it! I know! You’re going to tell me you’re out of time! But I’m going to tell you I’m finished talking! And we’ve gotta go! Have a great night! Happy Easter!

Zed bounds away, and SFJ18 just looks stunned towards BRICK~!

SFJ18: What the hell was that?

B: The "Easter Bunny" ... by which, of course, I mean his mom ... left a basket in his hotel room this morning. Just give it thirty minutes or so and the chocolate will wear off.

FADE.

[wyattcox]

(The pre-pre-PPV show is live in Townsville, as some local talent has been made an example of by the Bay Bridge Boyz. As they continue to strut in the ring and challenge the boisterous Aussie crowd....



...and out come the Sisters of Sin. They slide into the ring and jump the Boyz. Chloe hits Jinx with the Asiatic Spike before helping her sister take out Spazz with the Double Elimination. Chloe points to the scaffolding against the wall of the building, apparently waiting to be moved until later in the day. Chloe grabs Jinx by the hair and starts dragging him to the scaffolding. Edra follows, having grabbed a mike from the announcers table. As the twins get to the scaffolding Security floods the area trying to protect the PHWF talent. Chloe finally lets go of Jinx and the twins ascend the scaffolding with ease. They get to the top and Edra starts to speak, but Chloe grabs the microphone.)

Chloe: WE are Martyrs. We are the Sisters of Sin. You will FEAR US in your death. Baptized in the blood of the innocents, and save through the grace of the Awakening. You think we’re grating? You think we’re annoying? You better remember one thing. We’re dangerous. And we have an advantage at this. Fifty feet onto concrete? A hundred feet? I could care less. Roll the tape, Monkeys...

(Footage is shown of the Hell in a Cell match between Firewoman and Chloe from Maple Leaf Massacre II. Brawling on top of the cage, and Chloe chokeslamming Fire off the top of the cage, Fire taking Chloe with her as they landed in the announce tables, then both getting back up off the guerneys -- Chloe with the help of Fire -- and Fire’s win...and post match Fire repeatedly driving the DDT belt into Chloe’s head)

Chloe: I survived that fall better than anyone thought. I survived the beating better than anyone thought. I’m still standing here, and those other three team better know, call us grating, annoying, whatever you want, but tonight, you’re going to have to call us the THREE TIME WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

(The crowd boos mercilessly as Edra takes the mike and Chloe storms across the scaffolding recklessly.)

Edra: Tonight will be the worst possible night for you brainless humanoids. Tonight we face three formidable teams on top of this very scaffolding to take home OUR World Tag Team Championships. We face a Husband and wife whose best days lie ahead of them, who did the OOWF a favor in dropping the delusional head of a mediocre faction from a similar height, but just didn’t drop him on his head as they should have. We face a legendary tag team that, while entering the twilight of their careers, is just as dangerous as they ever were, and a tag team that, like their leader, are legends in their own minds. Nevertheless, they are dangerous as well. By the end of this evening, there will be no doubt that the Sisters of Sin, who have beaten all of these tag teams this week while they’ve been playing Catch the Potato with the Tag Team Championship belts, will once again become World Tag Team Champions. The Sister will win the Championships for the Awakening. Because all your heroes are dead. And no one can save you.

Chloe: (Grabbing the mike from her sister) BITCHES!

(The Sisters storm across the scaffolding and yell at the crowd before scaling the sides back down to the floor. Chloe makes a point of dangling off the side of the scaffolding with one hand in a mocking fashion before dropping several feet and leaping to her feet, grabbing her sister by the shoulders and the twins staring into the camera laughing insanely as the scene fades.)

[DevSop]

*Royalty Castle*

Everyone is going through their last minute routines for tonight's show when we see Alexander grab Lexie by the arm and pull her into his room.

Lexie: What the hell?

Alex: Sorry. Look, just do me a favor tonight.

Lexie: Kill the bitches and bring the titles home.]

Alex: No.

Lexie: No?

Alex: No. I've been where you're going tonight and you remember what happened to me.

Lexie: Vividly, but I've got Lindsay watching my back. I'll be fine.

Alex: Lindsay only has two eyes and there are at least 4 people who want to end the Darling name in the match AND that doesn't even count the only person who has come close to taking one of us out for good.

Lexie: I'm not backing out now...

Alex: I would never ask you to because I know how I'd react if our places were switched. All I'm asking and telling you is be careful out there. The titles would be great, but your career and more importantly your life are the things that truly matter. Let those three teams kill themselves if they want, you and Lindsay, be the Queens. Pick your spots. Watch the edges. Look out for one another and if the time isn't right tonight, the time isn't right. Wednesday is another day.

Lexie: *finally really looking at Alex* Are you okay?

Alex: I'm fine. Just some flashbacks. Once my music hits and I finish Dre off and show Drink & Destroy that this place is only big enough for one of us, I'll be good to go.

Lexie: If you're sure.

Lexie leans over and kisses her brother on the cheek before walking out of the room and as she turns her back, we see Alex close his eyes and kinda look towards the heavens as he mouths some words. Lexie meets up with Lindsay across the room.

Lindsay: Everything good?

Lexie: Not really. I've never seen that look in his eyes before.

Lindsay: What look?

Lexie: He's petrified.

Lindsay: ...

Lexie: ...

Lindsay: Well, let's make sure he's got nothing to be scared about. I've got your back, you watch mine and we'll make the rest of them bow tonight.

Lexie gives one last look back at her brother's room before she puts her arm around Lindsay's shoulder and they start whispering about some last minute strategies.

*Fade*

[Road Warrior Shark]

OOWF MADNESS (Show 735)
Townsville, Australia
March 27, 2016

Crash & Burn vs. Murphy's Law

Both teams come out to raucous cheers, and after both teams salute the crowd, come to the center and bump fists. We have DK and Miranda to start… and THERE’S THE BELL!
DK moves straight in, but Miranda avoids the lock up and fires off a kick to the thigh, then a second. Rebounding off the ropes looking for a basement dropkick, but DK avoids. Rolling to her feet, Miranda comes off the opposite ropes, but gets caught with a clothesline! DK tries to follow up with a elbow drop, but misses and both wrestlers get to their feet.

The reset, DK tries for a German suplex, but Miranda counters with and elbow. DK sends her to the ropes for a power slam on the rebound, and tags in Dee.

Dee picks Miranda up and shoves her into the Murphy’s corner, driving shoulder to take the air of her opponent. Dee pulls her out of the corner and send Miranda to the ropes, but they both hit each other with forearms shots – Miranda staggers back and Tommy blind tags in, and he leg sweeps Dee before she can make the tag.

Tommy springs off the 2nd rope with a senton, the goes off the opposite top rope for a somersault leg drop. Cover only get a two, Wilder sends Dee into the corner HARD, sets up for the Caffeine Rush, but Dee bails out of the ring for a reset – and Miranda flies off the apron with a hurricarana! DK moves to help, and Wilder is up and over with a suicide dive!

Miranda shoots Dee back into the ring as Tommy gets to his feet – DK is up, drives Wilder into the ring apron and heads to his corner, looking for the tag! DK gets the tag as Wilder makes it back in, and he keeps Tommy grounded with power offense, focusing on the lower back. He can’t keep the high flyer down for more than a two count. He tags in his sister, pulls Tommy up and Dee sprints to the far side, winding up for a big lariat -

Tommy pulls DK into the path, and as they collide, DK tumbles out of the ring! Tommy hooks the surprised Dee – CRASH AND BURN into the corner! That took a LOT out of him though… both he and Dee crawl toward their corners, DK gets the tag first, knocks Miranda off the apron and the Murphy’s take control!

Dee and DK use their tight teamwork to keep Wilder isolated, and for the next few minutes use power double team moves, and while he won’t stay down for the three count Tommy s definitely getting the worse of it. DK signals for the end, and they set up for the Irish Car Bomb – DK lifts Tommy – who grabs DK by the hair and SLAMS a headbutt right into DK’s nose! Wilder slips off, Dee grabs him from behind – POINT BREAK! All three are down, and the crowd is going nuts!

Dee is legal, and DK is on the apron trying to clear the cobwebs – Tommy is crawling to his corner – Dee is moving, grabs Wilder’s foot – Tommy pulls, Dee hangs on as they both stand – Tommy rolls back and slingshots Dee headfirst into the Crash and Burn corner – Tommy makes a desperate dive – TAG TO MIRANDA WILLIAMS!

Miranda hops over the top rope, then gets some payback as she knocks DK to the floor! She turns, points to Tommy – CAFFIENE RUSH! Tag to Tommy – NOLLIE SLAM!!

Tommy is still hurting, but motions to Miranda – off opposite ropes and KAPOW! Dee is DOWN!! The ref escorts Miranda out of the ring, and Tommy sees DK has recovered – Tommy takes the chance – climbs to the top…

AIRWAL….

NO! Dee Murphy gets her knees up! Tommy is down and hurting bad! Dee covers, DK cuts off Miranda -

1…2…3!

Your Winners (Pinfall; 26:40) Murphy's Law!

Tommy staggers to his feet, and he and Miranda shake hands with the winners – then Tommy drops to one knee! Miranda starts to check on him Tommy looks like he is holding a rib…

Then LD and Firewoman walk down to the ring???

Miranda looks a little confused as Firewoman gets her to take a step back. LD kneels down in front of Wilder and nods. He backs away from Tommy, looks at Fire and nods to her and Fire lets Miranda go -

She rushes over to Tommy, who is still down on one knee – but just as she gets to him -

Tommy holds one hand out, with a small box in it, lid opened! Miranda pulls up short, looking confused, then stunned as it hits her what just happened! She looks at Tommy, then LD and Fire who are both grinning like crazy people, then back at Tommy… And she bursts into tears of joy and starts nodding, Tommy takes her into his arms as the crowd chants YES! YES! YES!!!!

---

Chad Madison v The Masked Hiryu

The rookie Masked Hiryu comes out to the ring to random synth-pop, and modest applause. His series with Madison has been a good one, but it seems we still know very little about this mysterious man. He bows to the Jonathan Hightower, who politely bows back, and then Hiryu bows to the four sides of the ring. Chad comes out in full Texas regalia, two SFJs dressed as cowgirls on either arm. They plant simultaneous kisses on his cheek before do-si-do-ing to the back. Chad gets in the ring and tips his hat to Hiyru, who merely nods. Hightower calls for the bell and we're off.

We begin with a staredown, as both men consider their options. They circle each other for a bit, and really build the heat, as USA! chants start and "Chad Madison" cheers do as well. FInally they lock up and push each other around the ring for a while. Hiryu gets Chad against the ringpost, and Referee calls for them to break. It takes a bit but Hiryu finally does. He goes for a big chop on the chest, and Chad flinches...but Hiryu stops short and just grins, backing off to the center of the ring. They lock up again and Chad applies a series of arm and wrist locks, Hiryu finally rolls and reverses the lock series. Madison reverses and gets Hiryu into a headlock. Hiryu struggles and eventuall rolls, reversing into a headlock, with Madison on the mat. The two men struggle for a bit before Madison forces them both up to their feet. Madison shoves Hiryu off into a series of ropework, Hiryu counters one pass by ducking down and getting Madison with a roll up for a one count. Madison pounces and gets his own modified sunset flip roll up, also for a one count. The two exchange arm drags, before hitting the ropes again, and then breaking, greeted by cheers from the fans.

The two men come together again for a show of strenght, and Madison plays a little dirty, pulling Hiryu in for a punch ot the gut and a few kicks, before tossing him to the ropes.Hiryu reverses, Madison reverses, then Hiryu AGAIN reverses with a Really High Back Body Drop. Hiryu goes on the prowl now, applying the Japanese Strong Style that ... well, we don't know if he's actually known for, but he probably should be. He works Chad over in the corner until he's sitting on the mat, and then nails him with a dropkick from across the ring. He gets him wrapped up in a hold, knee into his back, and tries wearing him down this way for a bit. Madison is able to scootch toward the ropes though, and Hiryu has to break. A quick scoop slam, and Hiryu climbs over the ropes and then back over with a senton. The crowd boos, and Hiryu turns to stoically acknowledge their displeasure. Madison gets to his feet, and spins Hiryu around and into a punch. The two exchange blows for a bit. Chad drops to one knee, and then Hiryu pulls back for a leap of some sort, but Chad's playing possom and leaps at just the right moment for Hiryu to eat a dropkick.

Madison goes on offense now tossing Hiryu headfirst into the corner...he's about tired of messing with this guy. He runs in for a big splash and allows Hiryu to stagger out and drop to his knees. He hits a big knee drop, He pulls Hiryu up, but Hiryu isn't quite out yet either, and counters with a knee to the midsection and a couple of downward elbows to Madison's back. He runs the ropes and catches a bent-over Madison with a kick to the face. (SFJs everyone: "Not the face!") Hiryu hits the ropes again, but Madison counters with a BAckBREAKER~! Hiryu tries to roll out of the ring, but Madison is having none of that, and pulls him back in. Sort of. He grabs his legs and slightshots him upward into the bottom rope. Hiryu drops to the floor and sort of hangs out in pain there.

We fade to scenes from an upcoming new show on OOWF-TV, TOTAL VIXENS! What?

Back from "commercial" ... Madison has rolled HIryu nto the ring, and hits a quick snap suplex. Hiryu is still not all with it. He struggles to get to his feet. Chad helps him, and is thanked by a few forearms to the face. Hiryu drives him back with some elbows, then hits the ropes. Chad shakes it off and nails Hiryu with a dropkick as he comes off the ropes. Hiryu pulls himself off the ropes, and he and Chad square off again, exchanging punches, knees, elbows, etc. Chad wrestles him down to the mat and into a seated front face lock. Hiryu slowly forces his way to his feet, and forces a break with some elbows to the ribs. They go back to the exchange of punches. Madison catches a break and nails an Enziguiri, but it only glances Hiryu, who comes back with a big uppercut as Madison tries to get up from the mat. Hiryu drops as well, and both men lay there trying to figure out if there isn't an easier way to make a living. The crowd starts clapping to encourage both men to get to their feet. Eventually they do and Hiryu lays Chad out with another elbow to the face. Chad rebounds, and eats another elbow, and then a knee, and finally a DDT! Hiryu kips up as Chad goes to the corner, and the flies in with a Leaping Elbow. He escorts Chad to be seated atop the turnbuckle, but Chad kicks him away. Chad leaps, but Hiryu counters by getting a knee right in the way for an Atomic Drop, and then on the rebound grabs Chads legs and flapjacks him backward. He rolls for the pin, and Chad gets his shoulder up at one. Hiryu catches his breath for a minute.

Hiryu picks up Chad for a body slam then climbs the turnbuckle. He leaps but Chad has gotten to his feet and run towards him. Hiryu lands on his feet and turns, rushing in. Chad grabs and lands a sweet Tornado DDT off the second ropes, that takes a lot out of both of them. But they recover, and Madison headlocks Hiryu and rushes him into the turnbuckle. Madison leaps to the outside, and uppercuts Hiryu before attempting to slingshot over. Hiryu kicks the ropes, and Chad slips, landing...badly...astride the top rope. Hiryu siezes the opportunity for a dropkick that sends Madison crashing to the floor. Hiryu follows and the two men brawl around the outside of the ring for a good five minutes or so. Finally Chad gets the upperhand and tosses Hiryu back into the ring. He Flapjacks Hiryu and then rolls him over for a pin, but Hiryu kicks out at two. He drags Hiryu up and into the corner, face first, He goes to follow him in but Hiryu ducks. Hiryu staggers out and then goes for his own splash, but Chad moves at the last minute too. Chad jumps up to the top rope and flies, but Hiryu leaps and drop kicks him mid flight! Both men crash to the mat again. Chad grabs his sides and rolls around in pain. Hiryu recovers and sees his chance. If you could see through his mask, you'd see a grin start to spread across his face, and he pounces, raining punches down on to Chad's face. Referee calls for a break but no dice...the referee gets to five, and Hiryu is not letting up. Referee has no choice but to call for the bell.

Your Winner (Disqualification; 24:06) Chad Madison!

But the bell doesn't stop Hiryu and he keeps pummeling away at Chad's face, until he's a good 7.8 on the Muta Scale. The fans are booing the hell out of this, and finally Hiryu stops and demands a microphone. While he's waiting, He pulls out a large white flag with a familiar symbol on it:



Uh oh. He takes some of Chad's blood and draws a big number 2 on it. Then he drops it and goes back to pummeling Chad. The fans scream with delight and relief when Firewoman comes running down the ramp. She grabs Hiryu from behind and throws him to the side, standing over Madison to protect him. Hiryu finally has his microphone and starts to laugh.

Hiryu: Finarry....you figure it out.

Fire doesn't have a microphone but you can hear her screaming in rage "Who are you" and "What do you want." Hiryu paces a bit, enjoying this, while Firewoman stands, ready for a fight.

Hiryu: Oh no...Akira....no, no no.....we're not going to do this here and now....

Fire gets a look of recognition on her face, as Hiryu has dropped the fake accent.

Hiryu: You see...I have been waiting a long time for this. Almost ten years, Akira...I guess they call you Firewoman now, eh? Do you remember me? If you skim through the recesses of your mind, in your deepest nightmares, you knew this day was coming. You've been running from me long enough. It's time for you to face me.

Firewoman: (Through his mic) WHO. ARE. YOU?

Hiryu just laughs, and peels off his mask. A Japanese man with blonde spiky hair. Fire stares at him, at first not sure of what she's seeing, and then, suddenly it dawns on her. She's clearly shocked and is that a rare glimpse of fear that we see? Hiryu merely laughs.

Hiryu: Yes, you DO remember....you DO remember your disrespect....your dishonor...to me...and my FAMILY. But your fans....your loving FANS don't know, do they? NO no, this HERO that you worship, whose shirts you buy, whose every mundane moment you follow hungrily on your OOWF app....You've not always been so magnanimous have you Fire? Training new talent, showing them the ropes....not like you showed me....do you remember?

Fire's face is ashen, as she clearly does, but she's not moving.

Firewoman: (Through other mic) Okay, you're here...we can finish this....make things right, just....leave my friends alone--

Hiryu: Oh, Fire...I am done with your friends now... He turns to the crowd and addresses them around the ring ...but I've been RUDE! I've not introduced myself....I am...Johnny...Inagawa.

There's a whole bunch of boos, from smarks who know, and from fans of Firewoman and Chad. Johnny eats them up.

Inagawa: Oh yes, Fire...I am done with your friends now... He gets right up into Fire's face.... but I am FAR from done...with...you.

The two snarl at each other, but security and medical personnel have finally decided it's safe to enter. Johnny waits a beat, and then drops the mic, backing up and then rolling out of the ring. His new actual music hits.



Camera fade out between Fire staring up the ramp and Inagawa backing up the ramp, smirking.

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Agrius & Ecosystem vs. Banned From Everywhere

Ecosystem and Agrius come out first, to massive boos from the audience. Eco is reaching out to high-five fans along the runway, but the only reply he gets is a Foster's poured down his head. Then the lights dim and "Insane in the Brain" hits, bringing out Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane to a huge cheer. The rest of the Banned From Everywhere follow the duo out from the back, and Arctic McBearington has even come prepared with a beer to give to the fan who showered Eco before they exchange a silent fist-bump, because a good bartender is always good to his customers. 

Eco and Bill start in the ring, sizing each other up. Finally they lock up ... and Eco quickly brings Bill down with an arm drag. Eco celebrates as if he just won the world championship before tagging in Agrius. Bill quickly hops up and plants Agrius with a press slam. Bill goes to run the ropes, perhaps for a senton splash, but Agrius hops back up and meets Bill with a clothesline.  Agrius guides Bill to the corner and drops him face-first on the top turnbuckle, then tosses Bill wildly in the air for a back body drop.

Agrius now has control, slowing down the tempo and punishing Bill with tosses and throws. Eco, naturally, is cheerleading and coaching throughout, occasionally turning to the Townsville crowd looking for "support."

Eco: Let's go, Agrius!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eco: Let's go, Agrius!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Agrius whips Bill back-first into the BFE corner, and Bill falls down to his knees. Agrius goes around him to set up for a German suplex into the turnbuckle ... and gets tapped on the shoulder. Agrius turns into a slap in the face from Justin! Eco begins shouting "THREAT! AGRIUS, THREAT!" and Agrius reaches out a hand toward Justin's throat for probably the most Godawful choke slam we've ever seen ... but that's not the threat. Bill is back on his feet and he nails Agrius with a reverse running bulldog into the turnbuckle! 

Bill tags in Justin, and immediately eats a powerbomb from an agitated Agrius. Eco is begging to be tagged back in now, and Agrius obliges because he takes direction well despite the fact that he could sit on Eco and spare us all the commotion whenever he pleases. Eco and Justin lock up for a bit, ending with Eco dropping Justin with a backbreaker. Eco gloats some more, but turns around into a DDT! Now Justin tags Bill back in, and Bill immediately backs Eco into a neutral corner with some right hands. Bill then backs up before running into the corner with a big splash. Bill stomps and stomps and stomps some more into Eco before dragging him, launching him into the ropes, and catching him on the rebound for the Mason Dixon Line. 

Bill grabs Eco by a boot and starts to drag him lifelessly to the middle of the ring, looking for the Cuyler Clutch. Just as Bill turns over Eco, though, Eco kicks away and rolls back to his knees. Bill rushes in looking for a Bionic Elbow ... but Eco catches him below the belt! Bill drops to the mat in pain, and Eco crawls to his corner and tags in Agrius. Agrius wastes no time, picking up Bill by his throat from the mat and bringing him right back down with a chokeslam. Agrius spears Justin through the ropes, sending him sprawling to ringside, then Agrius turns around ... ARMAGEDDON! Bill is out! One, two, three!

Your Winners, (Pinfall; 12:44), Agrius and Ecosystem!

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Amazing Jos vs. Christian Carter - Aussie Rules Street Fight

Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match will not be for the weak of heart. This has been brewing and brewing for weeks on end and tonight, it ends here in with an Australian Street fight.
Razz: Tonight Christian Carter takes his ultimate nemesis, and ends him once and for all. Tonight is the end of the Amazing Jos.

“Amazin” by Kanye West begins to play. Out walks the masked man, Amazing Jos. He stands on the stage for a moment, taking it all in. He starts walking slowly making his way down the ramp. The presence of Jos can be felt by all. The crowd cheers for the masked man and he stops once he gets on the apron. He looks around, before getting in the ring. He does a few opening of the arms, pleasing to the crowd, but then the music stops.

“Superhuman” by Velvet Revolver starts up. Out walks Christian Carter to the plethora of boos from the Australian crowd. Carter doesn’t even pay attention, as he is followed by Alexis Darling to the ring. Carter gets to the ring stairs, gives Alexis a peck on the cheek, and gets into the ring. Jos is mouthing something and pointing at Alexis, who flips him off. Carter just laughs as he takes off his gear, and gets ready. The music stops, and the ref calls for the bell.

Carter instantly runs at Jos, shoving him back into the corner. He drills his shoulder into Jos gut, but Jos raises his knee to Cradles face. Cradle falls back, but jumps to his feet quickly, running at Jos again. Jos lifts his foot, giving Cradle a big boot. Again, Cradle pops back up, this time going for Jos throat. He launches with a big lariat, but Jos ducks, and hits the ropes and comes off trying to give Carter a clothesline of his own. He hardly moves the big man. Jos decides to hit the ropes again, hitting another lariat, with little effect. The third time he tries, Jos scoops him up, slamming him to the mat with a scoop slam. Carter lays flat, Jos runs and attempts a leg drop, but Carter moves.

Carter seizes the moment, and just dominates Jos, punching him hard in the face, and then begins stomping him whilst he’s down. Carter looks at Jos, who’s starting to go limp, and looks outside the ring.

Russ: I think we’re about to see some weapons.
Razz: Wait…what?


Carter looks at a garbage can that is sitting by one of the railings that was placed there before the match started. Carter looks in it, takes a kendo stick, and tosses it to the side. He takes a pan, but tosses it to the side. Then he picks up a small knife.

Russ: Now just wait a minute, he’s not going to use that knife!
Razz: You call that a knife?
Russ: Yeah!

Carter tosses it, looks in, smirks, and bends over to grab something, and starts to pull out what looks to be a HUGE Bowie Knife…

Razz: Nah…THAT’S A KNIFE!

Carter looks at it, smiling as Lexi is by him, giving him encouragement to use the bowie knife. What he failed to realize is that Jos was up, and had climbed to the top turnbuckle. As his eyes gazes up, Jos was on his way down, and crashes into Carter, who had released the knife, and it went to the feet of some security guard, who took it away from the fight.

Razz: That guard just took Carter’s knife! Damn Aussies! They’re all crooks!
Russ: No their not!
Razz: Yes they are…they are descendants of criminals…this country use to be a where the English sent criminals.
Russ: You’re impossible!


Carter lies on his side, and spits a big gob of blood onto the floor from Jos’ leap. He grabs Carter, and still has his eyes on Alexis who managed to move from Jos kamikaze attack. Jos tosses Carter into the ring, and goes for a pin, while hooking Carter’s legs. The ref makes a two count, as Carter kicks out!

Jos looks at the ref in disbelief, and then gets up. He picks up Carter, and lifts him up in a power bomb position, and dropping him down hard. Again, he only gets a two count. Jos, starts to get frustrated, and slides out of the ring. He starts looking under the ring, and then stops as if he found something. Carter is still down but stirring. Jos grabs something and pulls out a table. But he isn’t pulling out just any ordinary table…but on with barbed wire on it.

Razz: That maniac can’t use that! That’s illegal ref…call for the bell.
Russ: It’s a street fight…NO rules. Besides, Carter was going to us a huge bowie knife.
Razz: No he wasn’t, he was just….just admiring it.

Jos slides the table into the ring, and is about to get in himself, when Alexis comes around and grabs his leg. Jos drops of the apron, and goes head first into the hardest part of the ring.

Russ: You call that fair?
Razz: NO rules…NO DQ…perfectly legal!

Russ just shakes his head, as Jos is holding his face, and Lexi is smiling with her arms up as the ref looks at her. She says she didn’t do anything, and tells the ref to watch the match. Carter has made his way back to his feet, and see’s the table. Carter sets it up in the corner, and goes back to pick up Jos. He slides him into the ring, and it looks like Carter is going to throw him into the barbed wire table. No…Jos reverses it, and tosses Carter into the opposite corner. Jos with a boot to Carter’s face, as Carter goes down. Jos then looks at the barbed wire table, and he has the smirk coming from the open end of his mask. He grabs Carter, and positions him as to give him a suplex into the table. Carter blocks the first attempt…and the second...and the third, then Carter picks up Jos looking for the suplex, but gives Jos a forward toss into the barbed wire. The crowd screams, as JOS is withering in pain.

The barbed wire is tearing the flesh of Jos, and blood starts to run throughout his body. Carter grabs him, drags him out of the corner, as the barbed wire continues to tear away at his flesh. He goes to pin…

Razz: Well this was quick!

One…
Two..
Thr…

NO Jos kicks out!

Razz: HOW IN THE HELL!
Russ: Jos has determination left in him.
Razz: More like stupidity.

Carter can’t believe it either, as he looks at the ref. Jos may have kicked out, but he is still hurting. He is clutching his throat, which has a few trails of blood that that is flowing his chest. Carter gets out of the ring, and starts to search under the ring. He pulls out Happy Death Bat! However, he takes some cloth that is lying next to it.

Russ: What is that smell?
Razz: That my friend is the smell of victory…that is gasoline!

Carter wraps the gas soaked rag around HDB, and he walks over to Lexi, who pulls something from he pocket. You see she has a lighter. The crowd is gasping, as Lexi lights the cloth. There is a horrendous scream from the crowd, as Carter gets back in the ring. The bat is in flames, as he looks at Lexi mutters something like I love you, and then turns towards Jos. However, Jos has moved. He turns and super kicks HDB right into Carter’s face! Carter lets go, howling in pain, as the bat flies out of the ring. The flaming cloth comes off, and the fire is gone, and now you see blood just flowing from Carter’s head.

Razz: Jos just burned Carter!
Russ: No rules Razz…No rules!

Jos somehow tried to make a cover on Carter, but only gets a two count as Carter’s feet gets on the rope. Both men are down, and exhausted. Out comes Lindsay McAllister, and seems to be carrying something. The crowd boo’s as she hands it Lexi, who places it on the apron and covers it. However, the Sisters of Saints come flying down, and the four women start brawling. They take it to the back, and it’s just Carter and Jos by themselves now.

Jos slides out, and grabs HDB, and rolls back into the ring, and swings the bat hard at Carter, who is now up, but Carter catches the bat mid-swing, his hands torn to shreds by HDB’s barbed wire. Though in pain, you see Carter wincing, as he continues to hold it as the flames burn at his hands. Then he grins at Jos, and then low kicks him causing Jos lets go of the bat, now Carter has it. As Jos gets to his feet, grabbing his crotch, Carter now takes a swing. Jos manages to duck, then turns and hits a devastating super kick to Carter’s face. The big man goes down, and the bat flies out of the ring one more time. Jos goes to the top rope, hitting a huge 5 star frog splash onto the Carter. Carter knows that won’t take the big man out, so he stands up, looking out at the crowd, grinning menacingly.

Carter starts moving, climbing to his feet. As turns, he receives a huge European uppercut to the jaw! This stuns Carter even more, who steps back. Jos with another uppercut, and another, as Carter is teetering with the barbed wire table behind him. Jos goes for one more and connects, but Carter is still teetering. This time Jos gets into the opposite corner, and charges. He goes to give Carter a spear, but Carter catches him and throws him headfirst into the barbed wire table again. This time it busts, and the crowd is gasping, and chanting HOLY SHIT!

Russ: OH MY GOD! JOS IS DEAD! CARTER JUST KILLED JOS!

Jos’ body is convulsing, as Carter is still dazed. He hits his head a bit trying to clear the cobwebs. The ref is trying to get Jos out and does. He has Jos up, and as he turns, he sees Carter standing in front of him and has that smug look on his face, and Carter grabs him once again, and again tosses him into the table. More chants from the crowd, and Carter grabs Jos, who is now just lifeless and tosses him on the mat. The ref is going to try and stop this, but Jos yells at him not too. The ref looks at Jos again, and he just shakes his head. Carter looks at Jos just dumbfounded.

Carter goes back outside, and looks under there ring again, and again pulls out another table covered in barbed wire. The crowd doesn’t want to see this, or do they?

Razz: Now Carter is pissed. This match is over!

Carter sets up the table, and slides back into the ring. He gets to Jos, picks him up, yells at him to quit. Jos laughs, tells him to fuck off and spits blood into his face. Carter is irate, sets Jos up on the ropes. He runs to the opposite side, hits the ropes, and looks to clothesline Jos over the ropes into the table. However, Jos sidesteps, and Carter’s momentum takes him over and crashes down through the table. He lays there, with his body wrapped in barbed wire. Jos stands there smirking, but Carter gets out, however, the blood flow is not monumental. Carter gets into the ring, and with the remaining energy Jos’s has, he goes for his finisher the Falcon Kick, but Carter reverses it…right into the Final Testimony.

Jos is down Carter is down with an arm on top of Jos. The ref counts…

ONE…
TWO…
THREE…

Your Winner (Pinfall; 34:43) Christian Carter!

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Dre Gaines vs. Alexander Darling - Lumberjack Match

The other members of Drink & Destroy mill about outside the ring, near where Dre waits inside, as Alex makes his long entrance down the ramp with his peers in Royalty. As Alex gets about half way down the aisle, he stops to argue with a fan, but Dre has lost his patience and leaves the ring before he CHARGES up the ramp! D&D are not far behind and it looks like the prelude to this match will start with a wild melee between both groups!

As everyone pairs off, Alex tries to block a shot from the big man, but Dre still catches him with a glancing forearm to the forehead that sends him staggering! Alex falls to one knee and regroups just in time to eat a brutal SPEAR from Dee Murphy! Gaines back elbows Carter away from him and steps past Dee, as she staggers to her feet, while DK gets double teamed by Alexis and Lindsay after having dispatched with OBJ! Dre however single-mindedly pulls Alex to his feet and scoops him up and throws him over his shoulder and heads toward the ring!

Dre slams Alex back into the ring post, then slings him around and DROPS him on the mat with a regular DIAMOND CUTTER (Not G-Style)! Dre gets to his feet, pauses, and watches everyone make their way back around the ring, as order is restored somewhat. The lumberjacks in place, Dre gets defensive, as Carter and Lindsay hover real close, but Murphy’s Law has Dre’s back, as they run around to help, while Dre pulls Alex up, rolls him into the ring and follows, the bell ringing signaling the official start of this match.

Dre covers Alex, but Alex rolls his shoulder at TWO! Dre pulls Alex to his feet and HAMMERS him mercilessly in the corner, beating Alex down to the mat once again! The ref tries to get Dre to break! When Dre turns to argue with the ref, Alex NAILS him with a LOW BLOW that doubles the big man over! Alex scowls as he gets to his feet and KICKS Dre in the face! Gaines hits the mat clutching at his eyes, placing his head in perfect position for Alex to grab his legs and SLINGSHOT him on the bottom rope! Dre now clutches his throat, as he gasps for breath! Alex covers, but Dre JUST manages to roll his shoulder at TWO! Alex yells at the referee and claims it was a three count, but the ref animatedly disagrees.

Alex slowly pulls Dre to his feet, still jawing with the referee, when Dre catches Alex with a sharp ELBOW to the side of the head! Dre then steps halfway behind Alex, rears back, and nearly cuts Alex in two with a STANDING CLOTHESLINE! Dre then hits the ropes to follow up, but Alexis snatches Dre’s foot from outside the ring before he can rebound! Dre angrily turns around looks down at Lexi who backs away pleading innocence, but her actions touch off another brawl on the outside, as D&D races around to clash with Royalty once again!

The crowd pops for this, as Alex sneaks up behind Dre, leaps onto his back, and looks for a CRUCIFIX DRIVER… but Dre HOLDS Alex in place, shrugs him up higher onto his shoulders, and counters the move with a SAMOAN DROP! Dre ROARS, as he hops to his feet! He then climbs the turnbuckles and views the fracas taking place outside the ring while perched on top! He momentarily debates whether to leap on top of the melee amongst OBJ, The Murphy’s, Carter, Lindsay, and Lexi, or… do a DIVING HEADBUTT on his fallen opponent in the ring! Decisions, decisions. Dre opts for Alex and LEAPS, but Alex moves out of the way at the LAST moment and Dre hits his head on the mat HARD!

Both opponents in the ring remain down for several heartbeats, as their compatriots go back to being lumberjacks and surround the ring, encouraging their respective man to get back to his feet! Alex is up first to the boos of the crowd, and muscles Dre up for a BRAINBUSTA! That took a lot out of him so Alex simply covers, but only gets TWO as Dre powers out! Alex is not happy, he pulls Dre up and whips him to the ropes and connects with a brutal short DROPKICK to Dre’s knee, then hits the ropes and CHOP BLOCKS him to the mat! Alex then snarls, grabs Dre’s legs, and applies THE DARLING MONEY CLIP! Dre HOWLS in pain and reaches for the nearby bottom rope, but Carter pulls the rope a few inches out of reach which brings D&D around to deal with him! Once D&D and Royalty re-engage Dre is able to grab the bottom rope, but Alex refuses to let go! The ref begins to count, but Lindsay hops up on the apron distracting the ref!

Dre remains in horrible pain still locked up in the Money Clip! He desperately reaches over and grabs Lindsay around her ankle! Lindsay kicks at Dre’s hand, as the referee tries to separate them! Alex releases the hold and turns to finish off Dre, but the big man rolls over and grabs Alex by the front of his tights, YANKING Alex into Lindsay, causing them to butt heads! Lindsay goes FLYING off of the apron, as Alex staggers back and Dre takes advantage, rolling him up quickly for the THREE COUNT!

Your Winner (Pinfall; 23:02) Dre Gaines!

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Stank vs. Tytan - Chain Match

Tytan is out first, accompanied by Agrius. The Awakening members storm to the ring, ignoring the boos that rain down on them. Tytan poses on the turnbuckles, drawing even louder boos, while Agrius paces at ringside. Referee Davis Hightower watches them for a moment, then decides to deal with the inevitable early, motioning at Agrius to head to the back. Agrius argues, but Tytan steps in and tells him to comply. While this is happening, Stank’s music hits and the crowd roars as he steps onto the stage. Stank starts down the aisle and ends up face-to-face with Agrius. It looks like we may have a match before the match, but Agrius steps aside to allow the Saint to pass. Stank, smirking, turns and watches the Awakening’s enforcer leave the arena before continuing his journey to the ring. Hightower calls both men to the middle of the ring and holds up the chain. Stank and Tytan lock eyes for a long moment, until Tytan laughs and offers up his left arm. Neither man blinks as Hightower attaches the chain to Tytan’s wrist, then to Stank’s, and then backs quickly away to call for the bell.

Tytan immediately whips the chain sideways. Stank takes a step to avoid it, and Tytan charges, spearing him into the corner. Tytan connects with several shoulders to the midsection and follows with right hands to the head. He tries to wrap the chain around Stank’s neck but Stank slams an elbow into his throat. Stank kicks Tytan in the gut and hammers him with forearms before shoving him into the corner and raking the chain across his eyes. Stank starts an Irish whip, but pulls Tytan back into a clothesline. He hits a chain assisted fist drop, then bounces off the near ropes for the Stankonia 2.0. Tytan rolls out of the way, and while Stank manages to save the landing, Tytan lashes out with the chain, wrapping it around Stank’s oft-injured knee. Tytan knocks Stank to the mat and stomps on the knee, then whips it repeatedly with the chain. Tytan wraps the chain around Stanks knee and pulls it tight, then reaches over to slap the nearest turnbuckle. He drags him over to hit the second and heads for the third, but Stank grabs the ropes. Tytan turns and stomps Stank into the mat, but Stank drags himself under the ropes and drops to the floor. Stank grabs the chain and pulls, yanking Tytan throat-first into the ropes, and uses the slack to free his knee.

Stank gets up and gingerly tries to put some weight on the leg. Tytan hauls on the chain and pulls him off-balance, but Stank goes with the momentum and slams a forearm into his face. Stank chokes Tytan on the bottom rope, and then wraps the chain around his neck for extra leverage. Tytan finally rakes the eyes to escape. Tytan rolls away from the ropes and Stank slides back into the ring. Stank, on his knees, slams a punch into the back of Tytan’s head. He attacks Tytan’s back with elbows, then steps over him and pulls him into a camel clutch - using the chain to haul back on his head. Tytan struggles, and manages to get his feet under him. As he tries to stand, Stank releases the hold and hammers him with crossfaces. He shoves Tytan into the corner and pummels him with body blows. He hits an Irish whip, but Tytan reverses and sends him back into the turnbuckles, connecting with a solid right when he bounces out. Tytan takes Stank over with a suplex and floats over to pummel him with the chain. Tytan hits a leaping knee drop and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Tytan sits Stank up and hammers him with punches. He steps behind him and drives elbows into his forehead, and then chokes him with the chain. Stank tries to pry the chain from his throat, but Tytan plants a knee in his back for extra leverage. Stank starts to fade, so Tytan rolls him over and covers. Hightower counts One...Two...Stank kicks out!

Tytan pulls Stank up and hammers him with punches, then drags him to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He charges and slams the chain into his head, drawing blood. Tytan zeroes in on the injury, opening it up with punches and then grinding the chain into it. He doubles Stank over with a knee to the gut, then stands him up with a European uppercut using the chain. Tytan pulls Stank out of the corner and retreats to the extent of the chain. He goes for the Wrath of God, but Stank sidesteps at the last second. Tytan regains his balance and turns - and gets blasted with the chain! Stank pummels Tytan into the corner and drives his head into the turnbuckles (the crowd counts this time). He takes a second to wipe the blood from his eyes, and then muscles Tytan up and drives him face-first into the mat. He rolls Tytan over and covers, and Hightower counts, but Tytan powers out at one.

Stank pulls Tytan up and slams him with a headbutt. He starts an Irish whip and pulls him back into an elbow to the throat. Tytan staggers, and Stank lifts him onto his shoulders, but staggers on the injured knee and Tytan is able fight free. Tytan spins Stank around, but Stank blocks a punch and lashes him with the chain. Stank wraps the chain around his arm - chain assisted Death Elbow! The crowd starts a “Not-A-Homo” chant, and the ghost of a smile crosses Stank's face as he falls on Tytan for the cover. Hightower counts One...Two...No! Tytan kicks out!

Stank drags Tytan to his feet and doubles him over with a knee to the midsection. He lifts him up and drives him to the mat with a powerbomb. He tries to pull him back up to make it a Stankbomb, but his knee gives out. He falls into a cover and Hightower counts, but Tytan rolls a shoulder just in time. Stank wraps the chain around his fist and hammers Tytan with punches, then drags him to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He lifts Tytan onto the turnbuckles, but Tytan pokes him in the eyes and jumps off the middle rope with a chain wrapped punch to the face. Both men hit the mat, and Hightower checks on them, then signals that neither is dead yet. Stank moves first, getting to one knee and wiping the blood from his eyes. He waits for Tytan to sit up and slams the chain into his head. Stank tries to haul Tytan to his feet, but Tytan drives the chain into his knee and he collapses. Tytan pulls himself to his feet and backs up as far as the chain will allow. He waits for Stank to get up - Wrath of God! Tytan rolls to his feet and stretches to reach the turnbuckle. He heads for the second one, but Stank gets to his knees. Tytan turns and hits another Wrath of God, then hits the second turnbuckle. Stank is starting to stir, so Tytan hits a third Wrath of God before dragging him to the third turnbuckle. Tytan drags Stank toward the fourth, but just as he is about to hit it Stank surges to his feet and grabs Tytan from behind. He lifts him for a belly-to-back suplex, but Tytan turns in the move and lands elbow-first on Stank’s temple. Tytan lurches to his feet and falls into the corner, hitting the fourth turnbuckle.

Your Winner (Touching all four corners; 19:46) Tytan!

After the match: Hightower immediately releases both men from the chain as trainers hit the ring to check on them and officials flood ringside to keep the Saints and the Awakening separated as they come down to help their partners.

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Zed (C) vs. Beverly Cambridge - Onslaught Title Match

Zed and Bev get started right from the jump with no hesitation – Beverly actually grabs the microphone from Ecosystem’s hands as he raises it to talk trash and tosses it into the crowd. (One crowd member does grab the microphone and tries to plug his dirtsheet website for a second until security takes it and cuts the mic.) Zed and Beverly lock up in the middle and roll around, catch as catch can – Eco screaming obscenities when Zed locks in a cross-armbreaker (which Beverly strikes her way out of), and BRICK~! slapping the mat when Zed gets caught in the dragon sleeper (Zed wraps his legs around the ropes, losing a rope break early on). Beverly, sensing blood after the loss of a rope break, wraps around Zed, starts off a series of suplexes – Zed gets his shoulder up at the three, Bev tries to hold the hold and roll it around for a fourth, but Zed runs toward the ropes, pushes off, Springboard Stunner to Beverly!

Beverly rolls out of the ring, Zed is feeling it, runs off the opposite ropes, suicide dive to Beverly on the outside! Zed, with uncharacteristic – perhaps champion – fierceness, throws Beverly against the table and starts wailing in with kicks before slamming her on the table. BRICK~! is shouting at Zed to keep it outside for the double countout – Zed runs the guardrail, looking for the running leg drop, Beverly runs out of the way, Zed crashes and burns! Beverly rolls off the table and into the ring to break the twenty count, before rolling back out to grab Zed and whip him into the steps – but Zed reverses, Beverly goes into the steps! Zed grabs her, rolls her into the ring, only a two count. Zed backs up into the corner, looking up for the RISE UP –

But Beverly catches the leg, dragon screw, into the ankle lock! Zed has nowhere to go, he’s desperate to break but desperate to not use another rope break, spins around and pulls Beverly into an inside cradle, which she kicks out of but breaks the hold. Zed limps up as Beverly shakes off the cobwebs – and the two begin to exchange stiff strikes, and if the lack of no closed fists reduces the brutality, you wouldn’t know it, because after three minutes, Beverly has a bloody lip after a stiff kick and Zed gets a cut above his eyebrow after getting tossed just over the turnbuckles and banging his head on the ring post. But not all cuts are created equal, and Beverly drives the cut open deeper and deeper with bionic elbows in the corner, until Zed has a steady drip.

Eco: TALK ABOUT BEVERLY!
Russ: About her opportunism?
Eco: NO! HER SKILL!
Razz: We’re talking about that too.
Eco: THAT ONE! MORE!

Beverly backs up, looking for the running Punk Knee – but Zed spins out, nobody home, now Zed is throwing forearms and it’s back and forth again – until they both catch each other with a mutual flying neckbreaker to take them both down – their legs also go flying and take down the referee third.

REF BUMP.

Eco and BRICK~! look across the ring from each other . . . and both immediately rush in the ring. Eco gets there first (because it’s hard for a giant brick to get into the ring) and runs a RUNNING CURBSTOMP on the back of the head of Zed! A bloody head print is left on the mat, just as BRICK~! gets in and NAILS Eco between the eyes. He looks over to Beverly, thinking about doing the same – but the referee rises and orders BRICK~! out of the ring. As the referee forces BRICK~! out, Beverly grabs Zed from behind, B3 BACKBEAKER! Zed flops down, Beverly rolls over with the La Bella Lock! Zed was already out of it as the referee checks on Zed, blood pouring over Beverly’s hands . . . the referee asks if Zed wants to give up, but he’s not responding – the referee raises the arm, it flops down, twice, thrice!

Your Winner (Referee Stoppage; 16:32) and NEW Onslaught Champion Beverly Cambridge!

Beverly rolls out of the ring, exhausted as Ecosystem brings her the championship, as BRICK~! rolls into the ring with trainers to check on Zed. Despite Beverly’s victory, the fans chant Zed’s name as they attempt to revive him and eventually get him to stumble up.

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Mai Muyo (C) vs. Matt Folz - Intercontinental Title Match

Russ: Folks, we're 'honored' to have Kevin Nash joining us to do commentary for this next match.
Nash: Happy to be here. Always great to be back in Australia. Scotty and I won our first tag titles here in '73. Same night I also won the Intercontinental and World titles.
Russ: I....I can't even. What do you think about this specific match?
Nash: I know a lot of people don't like Folz's attitude change but I love it and I believe it's going to help him win tonight. Not that he needs it... I know Muyo's a tough wrestler, but as Matt's pointed out, she's like 0-5 against him with something on the line. Anyway, Matt's finally figured out that you can't both be successful and care about the fans. When I ran WCW I didn't care about what the fans thought.
Razz: That's for damn sure. Also you weren't very successful either.
Russ: Let's head down to the ring.

"Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and 2 time former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz makes his way down to the ring. The crowd, even his wife's friends and family sitting ringside, loudly boos him. "Hero" brings out the reigning and defending OOWF Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo. Mai holds her Championship high in the air and then hands it to the referee. Mai extends her hand to Matt, who just glares and slaps it away. Mai sighs and shakes her head sadly as the bell rings and this one is underway.

They lock up, Matt slips behind for a waist lock, Mai powers out of it. Another lock up, Matt this time buries a knee in Mai's gut and then whips her off the ropes. Matt tries for a big chop but Mai ducks and counters with a deep arm drag. Matt gets quickly up only to be taken down with another arm drag. Matt charges in again and gets caught with a powerslam. Matt quickly rolls out of the ring to regroup a bit as the crowd cheers. Matt rolls back in and they lock up again, Mai shoots him off the ropes but puts her head down too early on a back body drop attempt and Matt nails her in the back of the head with an elbow. Matt drags Mai over to the ropes and hits a stun gun, he covers for 2. Matt drives Mai into the corner and chops away then tries to charge in for a splash, but Mai moves out of the way. Mai with another arm drag then an arm wringer, then she grabs Matt's arm walks over to the ropes and leaps, dropping Matt's arm and shoulder across the ropes. Mai quickly rolls back in and continues working on Matt's shoulder.

Matt reverses an Irish Whip and nails Mai with a huge back elbow, then throws Mai over the top rope. Mai climbs up to the apron, but Matt waits for her, turns her around and elbows her right in the throat. Matt picks up Mai and suplexes her over the top rope and back in the ring. He covers for 2. Matt quickly hits a knee drop and covers again for another 2 count. Matt drags Mai over to the corner and tries to ram her head into the turnbuckle, but Mai blocks and sends him in himself. Chop, chop, chop and now Matt's reeling. Mai heads up top and tries a high cross body that gets 2. Shoulder block gets 2 for Mai again. Matt reverses a whip and sends Mai over the top again, and quickly follows with a double axehandle to the outside.

Matt quickly follows Mai out and slams her on the floor, then rolls her back in and heads up again and nails another double axehandle and covers for 2. Huge running elbow gets another 2 count. Matt waits for Mai to get back up and hits a powerful lariat that gets yet another 2 count. Belly to back suplex is followed by a quick snap suplex. Gutwrench suplex gets 2 again. Matt goes for the Angle Slam, but Mai slips out of it and sends Matt shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Mai locks in an armbar and really cranks it in, looking for the submission. Matt struggles and gets to the ropes. Mai hits an enziguri and then grabs Matt's legs and bridges for 2. Matt gets back up, Mai nails him with a chop and gets a small package for 2. Mai picks Matt up and hits the END IS HERE! Mai covers, 1....2...NO! Matt just rolls his shoulder. Mai slams him down in the middle of the ring and heads up top.... SAVIOR SPLASH! 1....2...shegothimnoshedidn't. Matt again just kicks out a millisecond before 3. Mai slaps the mat in frustration.

Russ: I can't believe Matt just kicked out of those two moves back to back.
Nash: I told you, no matter how talented she is, for whatever reason she just doesn't have what it takes to defeat him.

Mai tries to whip Matt off the ropes again, Matt reverses and sends Mai into the corner. The referee is unfortunately trapped between Mai and the turnbuckle and gets knocked out. Matt hits the Angle Slam but there's no one to count. Matt hits another Angle Slam and then another. Mai isn't moving at all now as Matt slides out of the ring.

Russ: Where the hell is he going?

That question is quickly answered as Matt walks over and pushes the timekeeper down and grabs the Intercontinental Championship. He slides back into the ring and motions Mai to get to her feet as he winds up.

Russ: By Gawd, don't do it Matt.
Razz: You're better than this my man, you don't have to do this.
Nash: What the hell are you two talking about? I love this. Bash her brains out! Hell, if you're worried about your old lady's reaction then buy her a piece of jewelry and she'll get over it. It's not show friends, it's show business.

Mai gets to her knees but is still really woozy. Matt brings the Intercontinental Championship halfway down towards her head and then hesitates.

Nash: Do it already!

Matt winds up again, again gets it halfway down and then hesitates. He looks around at the crowd and then throws the belt out of the ring. He picks up Mai and instead hugs her as the crowd pops huge.

Russ: Alright!
Nash: What an idiot, this is disgusting.

Matt turns Mai around and locks in the Folzmission as the referee starts getting to his feet. Mai struggles and is fading fast. Mai in a last ditch effort manages to get her feet on the second turnbuckle and kicks backwards. Matt's shoulders are down, 1...2....3!

Your Winner (Pinfall, 25:32) and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Mai Muyo!

Matt punches the mat in frustration as Mai extends a hand to help him up. The fans look on wondering what's going to happen as Matt and Mai look at eachother before Matt pulls her into a hug. Matt gives Mai a fist bump and then slides out of the ring, leaving the Intercontinental Champion to her celebration.

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The Circle (C) vs. kz vs. Sisters of Sin vs. Royalty - World Tag Team Title Four Way Steel Cage Scaffold Match

<Ok, I will try to paint a picture of what this looks like. The actually scaffolding goes all the way around the ring, essentially covering the area around ringside. This leaves the entire ring surface inside the ropes for the people to fall to. This way no one falls to their death on the concrete floor (we’re tough, but come on……) There is also a more narrow walkway across the ring – let’s call it three feet wide, while the scaffolding around the ring is 5 feet wide, so someone could cross from side to side. This leaves two pretty big areas for someone to fall into the ring below. But wait, you’re saying, what about falling the OTHER way and down into the crowd? Ahhh, I saw that coming! The cage goes around the entire outside of the scaffolding, preventing anyone from falling into the crowd. BRILLIANT!>

The rules are simple. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown, or fall, from the scaffolding. Both members of a team have to be sent to the mat for the team to be eliminated. No disqualifications, no submissions, no pin falls. All four teams are introduced and climb the scaffolding and head to their corners. Going clockwise, it’s kz, The Circle, the Sisters of Sin and finally Royalty. The referee calls for the bell and the match is underway!

Moose races down the walkway and attacks Lexie. Before Lindsay can save her partner, Chloe grabs her from behind and slams her face first into the cage. Lindsay drops to her knees and Chloe puts the boots to her, then drops to her knees and tries to choke Lindsay out. On the other side of the scaffolding, LD Williams and Ghosthead eye one another warily. They lock up and Ghost tries to muscle LD off the scaffold, but Williams grabs hold of the cage and slams Ghost between the eyes with a headbutt, staggering the big man. Finally, on the fourth side Shannon and Edra tear into one another, hammering one another with punches and kicks, each one trying to avoid any wild movements that could send them off the scaffold to the mat twenty five feet below.

Moose grabs Lexie by the back of the head and repeatedly slams her face first into the cage, quickly drawing blood. After several shots Moose releases her and Lexie staggers dangerously close to the edge of the scaffold before diving back and grabbing the cage. Moose grabs her by the hair to pull her back to her feet, but Lexie nails a low blow that drops Jack to his knees and leaves him howling in pain. Ghost is getting the worst of an LD barrage of punches and kicks, LD has Ghost on one knee, but the Mysterious One uses a burst of strength to take LD down to the scaffold with a double leg take down. Ghost manages to get in a mount position and rains punches down on LD’s face. Williams appears to be in a world of trouble until he swings his leg up and pulls Ghost down and tries to lock him in a triangle choke. Ghost fights the move, pulling himself to his feet using the cage, lifting Williams off the scaffolding! All he has to do is turn a bit and he can drop LD off the scaffold!

LD senses this and turns and grabs the cage, Ghost struggles to pull him free, but eventually gives up and DRIVES LD to the steel floor. On the other side of the ring, Lindsay has withstood Chloe’s onslaught and has her on her feet slamming the back of her head into the cage. Lindsay lands a wicked stiff front kick right to Chole’s face. Chloe drops to her knees and grabs her face, but blood begins pouring though her fingers. When she pulls her hands away, it is clear she has a broken nose, as the blood is POURING from her face. Chloe tries to crawl away, getting to the walkway that crosses the ring. Lindsay follows her, carefully, and grabs her around the waist. Lindsay slowly pulls Chloe to her feet and hits a BACKDROP DRIVER! The back of Chloe’s head SLAMS into the steel, but somehow she doesn’t fall off the catwalk! Edra sees her partner in trouble and rakes Shannon’s eyes and drops her on the scaffold with a DDT, then races around the corner and grabs Chloe and drags her back to the (relative) safety of the wider part of the scaffolding.

Meanwhile, Lexie has Moose’s head pinned against the side of the cage and repeatedly hammers him with knees to the side of the head and face, drawing quite a bit of blood. Jack collapses to the steel and Lexie gives him a STIFF kick to the side of the head, then heads around the corner and attacks Edra. Lindsay joins her partner in attacking Edra. They hammer Edra with punches to the face and head and try to throw her off the scaffold to the ring below, but Edra drops to her knees and sandbags them. Shannon comes around and joins the fight, grabbing Edra from behind and hitting a LUNGBLOWER that nearly sends Edra tumbling to the mat.

Ghost and LD Williams are once again on their feet trading punches and slamming one another’s heads into the cage. Moose slowly gets to his feet and staggers toward the two, as Jack gets there, LD ducks a punch from Ghost and slips behind him, at the same time Moose POPS Ghost with a SUPERKICK to the jaw and LD hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX on Ghost! The back of Ghost’s head SLAMS into the steels and he doesn’t move. Moose and LD drag him toward the edge, and work on rolling him over the edge. Ghost, even though in a daze, holds on for dear life and yells for Shannon to help him out. Shannon breaks free from Edra and runs across the narrow catwalk, but Moose sees her coming, he gets to his feet and meets her halfway with a tremendous SPEAR that almost sends them both tumbling to the mat!

Moose and Shannon remain down on the narrow catwalk, Jack slowly backs up trying to get to his feet, while Shannon clutches at her ribs and gasps for air. Moose gets to one knee and pulls a chain from his pocket and wraps it around his fist. Ghost sees what is about to happen and tries to warn Shannon, but LD drops a knee across his throat effectively shutting him up. Shannon gets to his feet and Moose stands up and BLASTS her with a punch to the temple! Shannon’s eyes roll up in the back of her head and she falls off the scaffold and hits the mat below! Ghost bellows with rage and reaches up and rakes LD’s eyes, freeing himself.

Shannon lies motionless on the mat, a few of the army of EMT’s waiting at ringside enter the cage and check on her. While the others continue to fight on the scaffolding, they help her out of the ring to the back.

Shannon is eliminated

Ghost fights to his feet, and nails LD with a punch to the throat. LD staggers away, when he stands up and turns back, Ghost hits him with BLACK MIST! LD gets his hands up and blocks a little bit of it, but the damage has been done. LD drops to the scaffold and withstands a brutal stomping from Ghost. Ghost tries to pull LD up and throw him to the mat, but LD holds onto the cage for dear life. Moose comes to LD’s aid, Ghost lets go of LD and goes after Jack.

On the other side of the ring, Royalty and the Sisters are fighting it out. All four women are bloody messes already. Chloe grabs Lindsay by the hair and LAUNCHES her into the cage, Lindsay hits face first and as she staggers back toward Chloe, Chloe kicks her in the gut and lifts her up and hits a CORKSCREW! Lindsay pops up to her knees, dazed from the move, and Chloe hits a spinning front kick that sends her OFF THE SCAFFOLD TO THE MAT BELOW!

Lindsay McAllister is eliminated

Chloe now moves to help her sister against Alexis, but Alexis is not stupid, she sees Chloe coming and hits Edra with a European uppercut, staggering her. Chloe charges, trying for a spear of her own, but Lexie sidesteps onto the narrow scaffolding and Chloe SPEARS Edra into the cage! Edra slumps to the to her knees, then falls face first onto the scaffold, Chloe gets to her feet and turns around, Lexie is right there, she lifts Chloe onto her shoulders and hits a DARLING DRIVER on the steel! Chloe is in a WORLD of trouble. Lexie tries to roll her off the scaffold and manages to get her almost all the way over. Chloe holds on for dear life, finally Edra recovers enough to crawl over to Lexie and nail her with a cross face from behind. Lexie staggers away, wiping the blood from her face and Edra helps her sister back onto the scaffolding.

Meanwhile Ghost has attacked Moose with a vengeance. He has Jack trapped in the corner and is driving knees to his face. LD Williams is trying to get to his feet, trying to wipe the mist from his eyes. LD staggers a bit, and has to hold onto the cage so he doesn’t fall. He makes his way to Ghost, but Ghost spins and kicks LD in the gut and slams him face first into the steel. LD falls to the scaffold and Ghost puts the boots to him as well. Not too often you see kz at the mercy of one man. Ghost continues to pound on both members of kz. Jack and LD slowly get to one knee and begin firing back, but their shots are mostly ineffective. Finally, Moose manages to land a punch, he still has the chain wrapped around his fist, this shot backs Ghost up a step, but it is all kz needs. They both get to their feet and double goozle Ghost, lift him up and CHOKESLAM him off the scaffold!

Ghosthead is eliminated; the Circle is eliminated

Three have been eliminated, five remain. LD and Moose recover for a moment in the corner while Chloe and Edra work over Lexie. Edra sees Moose and LD recovering and breaks away and heads toward them. She points to LD and Williams grins and goes after Edra. The two of them land several punches, Williams unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE on Edra, then sets her up and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! The crowd pops HUGE for this! Somehow Edra doesn’t fall to the mat, but she is not moving either. Chloe sees her sister take the sick move and screams and races around the ring and attacks Williams. She tackles LD to the mat and hammers him with punches. Chloe is completely out of control and lands several clubbing shots to LD’s face. Williams tries to defend himself, but isn’t having much luck. Edra slowly crawls away, toward Lexie, who is just slowly getting to her feet. As she stands, Moose and Edra both get to her and attack.

Lexie fights back with all she has. She catches Moose with a superkick to the jaw that sends him staggering backward. She turns to Edra and blocks one of Edra’s punches, grabs her arm and pulls her in for a short clothesline. Edra is stunned. Lexie pulls Edra up, lifts her onto her shoulders and dumps Edra off the scaffolding with a DARLING DRIVER! OH! MY! GOD! Edra hits the mat HARD and doesn’t move. As with all that have fallen before her, EMT’s quickly get into the ring and pull her to safety. Then load her onto a waiting gurney and wheel her to the back.

Edra has been eliminated

That leaves Lexie, Moose, Chloe and LD. Moose catches Lexie as she turns around with a kick to the gut and tries to set her up for a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, but Lexie backdrops out of it, nearly sending Moose to the mat. Moose gets to his feet and Lexie charges and catches Moose with a boot to the side of the head that staggers Jack. Moose tries to grab the cage, but Lexie hooks his arms and hits a FLORIDA KEY onto the steel! Moose is out of it! On the other side of the ring, LD is back on his feet. Chloe tries a clothesline, but LD grabs her arm and twists it behind her back and locks her in a CHICKENWING! Chloe taps repeatedly, but you cannot win via submission in this match. Desperate for an escape, Chloe crawls to the edge of the scaffold and begins to slip over the side! Since LD is on top, the momentum nearly pulls him right off the ledge! LD tries to grab the cage, but he JUST misses it! LD slips off of Chloe and tumbles to the mat! Chloe almost follows him, but manages to hold onto the scaffolding and swing her leg back up JUST before she falls!

LD Williams has been eliminated

Chloe lies on the steel trying to catch her breath. Across the ring Lexie is hammering Moose with punches to the face. Jack rakes Lexie’s eyes and staggers away once again. Chloe gets to her feet and eyes Moose. Chloe sneaks around the ring and charges at Moose, Moose sidesteps and Chloe and Lexie slam into one another headfirst. Chloe staggers toward Moose, he charges trying for a clothesline, Chloe ducks and Moose hits Lexie, sending her off the scaffold to the mat!

Alexis Darling has been eliminated; Royalty has been eliminated

Before Moose can react, Chloe spins and grabs him and throws him off the scaffolding! Moose moves just enough in mid-air to drop an elbow on Lexie! Lexie immediately begins coughing up blood, while Moose writhes in pain on the mat, holding his shoulder. On the top, Chloe realizes what has happened and drops to her knees.

Moosehead Jack has been eliminated; kz is eliminated

Your Winners (47:18), and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions The Sisters of Sin!

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Rabbit Mask (C) vs. Firewoman - OOWF World Title Match

Firewoman is out first to a big ovation. After fighting through the Invitational and coming out the winner, she looks to top it off with a World Championship victory tonight. She walks down the ramp with tunnel vision, focused on the ring. She steps through the ropes and takes her place in a corner... and the World Champion steps through the curtain. The crowd doesn't seem to be on his side as he makes his way towards the ring. He circles the ring once, forcing Fire to wait just that much longer for her opportunity. As he steps through the ropes, he hands the belt off to the referee, who then shows it to both competitors before raising it above his head. The ring announcer does the proper introductions and then the referee calls for the bell!

Fire darts across the ring without hesitation and pummels Rabbit into a corner. She unleashes a barrage of strikes and then whips him to the opposite corner. She charges him, but he gets the boot up. Rabbit now rushes out of the corner at Fire, but she intercepts him with a stiff elbow and then snaps off a DDT! She goes for the cover, but Rabbit kicks out at one. Fire pulls him to his feet, but he fights back with a series of elbows and then a spinning backfist... but Fire ducks the backfist and delivers a European uppercut, sending Rabbit staggering back into the ropes. Fire whips him to the opposite side, then tosses him overhead with a big back body drop. She heads to a corner and climbs to the top, calling for a FIRESAULT! But Rabbit rolls off to the side and then out of the ring.

Fire changes her positioning on the top rope, then LAUNCHES herself onto Rabbit on the outside! She pulls him to his feet and whips him into the barricade! Then into the steps! She rolls him back into the ring and covers... but he gets the shoulder up before the three. Fire, now becoming aggravated (more than before, anyway), grabs Rabbit and sets him up on the top rope. She climbs up after him and hooks him in... but he fights back with a viscous headbutt! But Fire shakes it off and delivers a headbutt of her own! She rocks him with a left hook, steadies herself... FLAMETHROWER! No, Rabbit doesn't go for the ride! He powers her back up... POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP! They both crash onto the canvas and Rabbit takes a moment to recover before crawling onto Fire for the pin. ONE! TWO! THR—NO! Fire pops the shoulder up!

Rabbit looks to take control of the match now and pulls Fire up to her feet. He hooks her in and takes her over with a northern lights suplex! He floats over, pulls her back up... spiked fisherman buster! He hooks the leg. ONE! TWO! But again, Fire kicks out! Rabbit, now becoming irritated (more than before, anyway), yanks Fire off the mat and pulls her in for the RABBIT DRIVER! But Fire drops to her knees to avoid the move! Rabbit tries to overpower her, but she gets her arms free and pulls his legs out from under him. She mounts him and unleashes another barrage of strikes! The referee actually steps in at this point and forces the separation, citing closed-fist punches as the cause. Fire moves right back in and rolls Rabbit over before grabbing onto his arms. Setting up for a curb stomp! But Rabbit maneuvers out of it and slips under her legs while holding her arm... BODYBAG SUPLEX! He peels her off the canvas... EGO DEATH! And again, he pulls her to her feet... RABBIT DRIVER! He stacks her up for the pin! ONE! TWO! THR—NO!

Fire doesn't kick out, but Rabbit actually pulls her shoulders off the mat before the three!? The referee looks at Rabbit, confused, and tells him to just end it. Rabbit shakes his head and says he wants her to "fight for her loss!" He pulls Fire to her feet and tells her to "fight back!" She swings wildly, but Rabbit dodges and takes her down with a lariat. He stands over her and tells her to "prove you're not wasting my time!" Fire reaches up, but Rabbit slaps her hand away. She reaches up again, Rabbit goes to slap her hand... and she nails a low blow with the tip of her boot! Rabbit falls back in pain and the referee wonders what happened (blind ref). Fire uses the ropes to pull herself up and then drops down onto Rabbit, laying into him with devastating elbows! She picks up steam and gets the adrenaline flowing, then pulls Rabbit to his feet... FIRESTORM! She doesn't go for the cover, however, but pulls Rabbit back to his feet. A little retribution, perhaps? She hooks him in with a double underhook... RABBIT DRIVER! Fire used Rabbit's own move against him! She covers! ONE! TWO! THR—NO! Rabbit, out of pure instinct, rolls the shoulder up at the last moment!

Fire calls for the end and heads into the corner. BEST FIRESAULT EVAR! But Rabbit gets the knees up! Fire rolls off to the side and Rabbit recovers as quickly as he can. He pulls Fire in... RABBIT DRIVER! But Fire maneuvers out of it and uses the momentum... CRUCIFIX DRIVER! But Rabbit doesn't go for it and slings her back around... RABBIT BUSTER! Fire is spiked onto her head! Rabbit yanks her back up... EASTER SUNDAY! Another brutal landing! Rabbit covers! ONE! TWO! And he doesn't stop it this time... THREE!

Your Winner (Pinfall; 25:52) and STILL OOWF World Champion, Rabbit Mask!

Rabbit is handed his championship and the referee raises his arm. He drops down to his knees and takes a breather before rolling to the outside and slowly making his way up the ramp, quite clearly in a good bit of pain. He heads to the back, passing Johnny Inagawa strolling down the ramp. He starts a slow, mocking golf clap and steps through the ropes. The cameras focus on Fire, just starting to show signs of life. The referee is checking on her and asking if she needs assistance... but she doesn't have time to answer as Inagawa jumps on her and brutalizes her with forearms and elbows! He keeps going until he sees blood trickling out of Fire's mouth! He gets to his feet and looks down at Fire for a moment, then pulls her up by her hair and tosses her through the ropes to the outside! He follows after her and peels back the matting on the floor to expose the concrete! He grabs Fire and hooks her in... FIRESTORM ON THE CONCRETE! We see a bloodied and barely conscious Fire with an intense and dominate Inagawa standing over her as the show fades to black.

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