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courtney said:

She didn't. She kissed him on the mouth at the Oscars.

She kissed him deeply on the mouth. With tongue. For a long time.
It did not look like a "Hey! I'm excited and you're my brother" style kiss. It looked more like a "you're giving me a pearl necklace later" style kiss.
It was teh creepy.

[Batman]

Nobody said she wasn't weird. She also kept a vial of her husband's blood on a necklace.

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sergeial said:

She also kept a vial of her husband's blood on a necklace.

That's creepy, but not as creepy as giving someone in the shallow end of the gene pool the tongue.
On worldwide television.

[Evil Scotty]

[Lucky]

Thanks guys. I had managed to block that one out to keep Angelina sexy in my mind.

courtney said:

A friend of mine thinks you 10 who voted against Angelina are extremely gay. She and Keira should've made it a lot further.

Your friend isn't giving Carpenter her proper respect.

devilsoprano said:

And with regards to Keira, my friend put it best when he was dating a waif chick. Half the time he looks at her, the fascination is wondering if he could actually punch through her, rip out her spine, and yell "FATALITY"

Your friend might have problems.

[DevSop]

Well, DUH...but the concept is the same. If you feel like it wouldn't be too difficult to punch through someone's sternum and ribcage, there's an issue with weight. Just like if you think your hand would get lost in the rolls (ex. Rosie, Roseanne, etc.) that's a separate weight issue. But issues nonetheless.

And who knows if Angelina fucked her brother as I've been saying, but I believe it was Solly who brought up this point. She DID fuck Billy Bob Thornton and that's got to be as bad. It's the same reason I wouldn't/didn't vote for Carmen, Madonna, Pam (Rodman, Tommy Lee) and why I wouldn't vote Rose McGowan (Manson). I can't think chicks who've let guys like them fuck em are hot.

[Jack Quinn]

that is odd logic.

So only sexy men can fuck sexy women for them to still be sexy women?

and by that logic, since Brad Pitt is supposed to be near the top in sexy manliness, does he cancel out Billy Bob for Angelina? How does this work Sop?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You think Brad Pitt is sexy, Chuckles?

You, Sir Gay and Court will have a ball with your hot guy poll... and your hot guy's pole.

[Jack Quinn]

no, I have heard that he is considered one of the sexiest guys alive. He does nothing for me. I prefer pre-crazy Mel Gibson.

and don't even act like you wouldn't ROO and vote in such a pole either.

[Courtney]

I thought these polls weren't about who people fucked and what they're personal habits are...guess I was mistaken. Good job fellas.

[Lucky]

Who someone's fucked is VERY important towards how attractive you find them. We've all had that one person who we wanted until we found out they fucked THAT person. And then she/he was lost to us.

Its about "hotness." And being hot is not a purely physical thing. A woman can be made hotter by her behavior, habits, personality, or whatever. She might not. Maybe its all about the boobs. But if the thought of Angelina enjoying Billy Bob's dick makes her less attractive to Dev, whatcha gonna do? Amy Jo Johnson's gymastics background made her MORE attractive to me. Shakira's bellydancing makes her more attractive. Gina Gershon's "I'm about to vomit" look didn't work for some people. Any number of these women who've played ass kickers probably increased their hotness in the minds of some. Angelina made out with her brother on national TV. It can hurt her.

Hey, if YOU can't judge men on anything more than their bodies don't expect us to live by your shallow standards.

[Courtney]

Dude, simmer...

What I meant was, I thought that these polls were just about the appearance of a woman. Not about any personality. I think it's a good thing that you're doing this. That's entirely why I kicked Britney's ass to the curb.

It's just that I consider Angelina to be a good person and role model. With all her adoptions and charity work, she does have good qualities too.

[Lucky]

Woah there. Lets not go overboard. Being a good person doesn't make you hot. Dev's just worried that Angelina's dirty.

Charity. HA!

[BC]

Charisma's yummy. Angelina scares me & not in a good way.

[Loki]

luckylopez said:

Who someone's fucked is VERY important towards how attractive you find them. We've all had that one person who we wanted until we found out they fucked THAT person. And then she/he was lost to us.

Its about "hotness." And being hot is not a purely physical thing. A woman can be made hotter by her behavior, habits, personality, or whatever. She might not. Maybe its all about the boobs. But if the thought of Angelina enjoying Billy Bob's dick makes her less attractive to Dev, whatcha gonna do? Amy Jo Johnson's gymastics background made her MORE attractive to me. Shakira's bellydancing makes her more attractive. Gina Gershon's "I'm about to vomit" look didn't work for some people. Any number of these women who've played ass kickers probably increased their hotness in the minds of some. Angelina made out with her brother on national TV. It can hurt her.

Hey, if YOU can't judge men on anything more than their bodies don't expect us to live by your shallow standards.

I love Lucky's analyzation. We're voting for hot chicks and stat boy busts out with a long jutification that is almost Serg-esque.

Take THAT, Cort! We're vapid and shallow, yet we can bust out an iron clad defense for this contest that'll send you scurrying back to debate class!

[Lucky]

One paragraph is NOT long. And that only counts as one paragraph. That 1st paragraph technically has 3 sentances but I'm still not counting it. I could have easily condensed it into 1. I just don't do that.

I mean, lets be consistent here. I can write a paragraph on ANYTHING. So I refuse to be mocked for being longwinded and over analytical unless I earn it with a couple of paragraphs.

Unless of course its a post that could have been a one liner and a smilie face but turned into this.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Yeah really... that was practically a one-liner from Lucky. How he doesn't have carpel tunnel I'll never know.

[Lucky]

Actually I might, for all I know. I can tell you that I'm developing a bad case of arthritis in my right hand. I've been developing it in my right knee and hand for awhile and a year ago I nearly killed myself working out when my right elbow gave out and I had to duck the barbell. But for the last six months or so my hand has been able to "crack" just by me flexxing or clenching it in any way. And it never actually gets "relieved" like cracking usually does. The hand is just constantly tight although not painful. Pain does come from time to time but usually nothing more than an annoyance and an Advil takes care of it. But a couple of months ago it was very humid and it was bugging me. Then one night I opted to go bowling. For the next 2 days my hand was frozen in pain and utterly useless. Not sure I'm ever going bowling again.

So I half expect that in a few years I'm going to be unable to type anymore. Which will be a minor inconvenience considering much of my money making is done on the computer. Or handling a camera. Or working with my hands.

Oh yeah, I'm not all that clear what carpal tunnel is but my hand does occasionally cramp up badly. Typing is rarely an issue with it though. Opening bottles or jars is a much bigger issue when that happens. But that's been happening at least since my senior year of college and it only happens in short bursts.

[salmonjunkie]

courtney said:

I thought these polls weren't about who people fucked and what they're personal habits are...guess I was mistaken. Good job fellas.

Who someone fucks could be considered a personal habit...

[salmonjunkie]

luckylopez said:

Actually I might, for all I know. I can tell you that I'm developing a bad case of arthritis in my right hand. I've been developing it in my right knee and hand for awhile and a year ago I nearly killed myself working out when my right elbow gave out and I had to duck the barbell. But for the last six months or so my hand has been able to "crack" just by me flexxing or clenching it in any way. And it never actually gets "relieved" like cracking usually does. The hand is just constantly tight although not painful. Pain does come from time to time but usually nothing more than an annoyance and an Advil takes care of it. But a couple of months ago it was very humid and it was bugging me. Then one night I opted to go bowling. For the next 2 days my hand was frozen in pain and utterly useless. Not sure I'm ever going bowling again.

So I half expect that in a few years I'm going to be unable to type anymore. Which will be a minor inconvenience considering much of my money making is done on the computer. Or handling a camera. Or working with my hands.

Oh yeah, I'm not all that clear what carpal tunnel is but my hand does occasionally cramp up badly. Typing is rarely an issue with it though. Opening bottles or jars is a much bigger issue when that happens. But that's been happening at least since my senior year of college and it only happens in short bursts.

wikipedia gives a better description than I can:
Carpal tunnel syndrome (CTS) is a medical condition in which the median nerve is compressed at the wrist, leading to pain, paresthesias, and muscle weakness in the forearm and hand. A form of compressive neuropathy, CTS is more common in women than it is in men, and, though it can occur at any age, has a peak incidence around age 42. The lifetime risk for CTS is around 10% of the adult population.

CTS became widely known to the general public in the 1990s as a result of the significant increase in chronic wrist pain due to the rapid expansion of office jobs. Other conditions may also be misdiagnosed as carpal tunnel syndrome.

The first symptoms of CTS may appear when sleeping, and typically include numbness and paresthesia (a burning and tingling sensation in the fingers, especially the thumb, index, and middle fingers). These symptoms appear at night because many people sleep with bent wrists which further compresses the carpal tunnel. If the median nerve is already under stress, the increased compression of the bent wrist creates the numbness and tingling. Difficulty gripping and making a fist, dropping objects, and weakness are symptoms of progression. In early stages of CTS individuals often mistakenly blame the tingling and numbness on restricted blood circulation and they believe their hands are simply "falling asleep".

It is important to note that unless numbness or paresthesia are among the predominant symptoms, it is unlikely the symptoms are primarily caused by carpal tunnel syndrome. In effect, pain of any type, location, or severity with the absence of significant numbness or paresthesia is not likely to fall under this diagnosis.

there's more: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpal_tunnel_syndrome

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I actually have this issue, too, which sucks because I work on a computer, play an instrument, and spend time at home with computers, too. My hands, fingers, and wrist can "crack" at will. And it's like a half-second relief. I do wrist and hand stretching excercises every day and especially before every rehearsal to keep them from getting stiff. Stretching feels GOOD and it helps a lot.

Occasionaly, like once every six months, I get a tingling sensation that goes up to my ring finger in my right hand. That scares me. But one thing I have yet to experience, is pain.

You said though that you already have symptoms of arthritis - which is a musculoskeletal disease. Carpal tunnel syndrome is a neurological disease but many people seem to think any wrist disorder is. And then there's also tendonitis - also musculoskeletal. And then of course, there's always the possibility of having all three.

For more information, read this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repetitive_strain_injury

[Lucky]

Yeah, thanks for the info. I'll have to start looking into it soon. Like I said, I've been experiencing the arthritis symptoms for years but its only in the last 6 months or so that the hand thing really started happening and becoming an issue. I should try the stretching thing and see if it makes any difference. Like I said, pain is rare and has only raised above an annoyance that one time when weather and bowling obviouslly played a huge factor.

Now that you mention it I think I may have had that tingling sensation up my middle finger once or twice. And it spooked me some. More than that I'm spooked by the fact that every six months or so my right knee will start to go numb like its getting no circulation. My knee's been shit since I was a teen. I messed it up when I was a kid and I've worn a brace during strenous activity ever since. A year ago I forgot to put it on during a rainy day when I was helping a friend move and I paid for it. Toss in the arthritis symptoms and being overweight and its not good. I know I need to do things (such as lose weight) to alleviate some of this. Its been getting worse for years and I'm only 27. Don't want to know what it will be like in 10 years or 20 years. I'd be more spooked by the numbness in my knee if (a) it ever persisted for more than a couple of hours and (b) there didn't always seem to be weather, fatigue, and stress conditions involved. Its still something I should be smart enough to check up on. The second I have pain I'm going to be having House flashes or something.

EDIT: I'm SHOCKED this conversation has lasted this long in a "hot chicks" thread without someone making the easy joke.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Ahem...

[Lucky]

That's the joke.

Angelina BARELY snuck by the 16 seed and she didn't put up much of a fight in the 2nd. She becomes the 2nd 1 seed to fall in this round as Carpenter picks up the relatively easy 13-8 win. The people have spoken. They don't like incest.

[Batman]

Damn it!

[Jack Quinn]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO