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scottdg77 said:

gayheart looks like she fell out of the UGLY tree and hit every branch on the way down.

You, sir, are as high as a motherfucking kite.

Gayheart forever!

[williamssl]

Where "forever" = "round 3 defeat".

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I will love her, even unto death. (Hers, not mine.)

I shall now sing Sinead O'Connor's "I Am Stretched On Your Grave" at the top of my lungs until this vote turns in my sweetheart's favor.

[Evil Scotty]

I guess you'll be singing for the rest of your life. gayheart is teh UGLY.

[Loki]

Pfff. Rosie O Donell is hotter than both of them.

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scottdg77 said:

gayheart is teh UGLY.

I say again: you, sir, are high as a motherfucking kite.

I add to that: you, sir, obviously enjoy the company of men. You are also obviously clinically insane, 3/4 blind (in your good eye), a member of Satan's army, a bloodthirsty Communist, a friend of al Quaeda, and an eater of roadkill.

I disagree with you.

[Evil Scotty]

what do you find so appealing about this ugly women?
Look at her...UGLY

It looks like a kick to the face could improve her looks.

[Jack Quinn]

I think the air in scottyland is too thin or something

[Evil Scotty]

Well there is your first problem you're thinking.

[Jack Quinn]

I would argue that your problem is you are NOT thinking

[Evil Scotty]

what do you see in her?

[Lucky]

I don't get this level of Gayheart love either. And I nominated her.

[Jack Quinn]

the noxema commercials got me, and I just think she is an attractive woman. Not saying Hurley is ugly, not by any stretch, but Rebecca does it for me more than Liz

[Evil Scotty]

fair enough. To me she is teh UGLY.

[Batman]

That image was the first one that made me glad I voted for Gayheart, and not just against her over-rated and annoying opponents. Yowza. They're right, you are blind Scotty.

[Evil Scotty]

shed some light on what makes her attractive.

[Batman]

You keep saying that, and I have no idea what you mean. Perhaps you have a blindfold on? I can't tell you why you don't see it. That picture is hot. You see it or you don't.

[Evil Scotty]

all I see is 1980's UGLY!

[Evil Scotty]

When I ask the question “What make’s her attractive”, I mean what makes you like her? “Open your eyes” is not a response. Because my eyes are open and I don’t like what I’m seeing. If someone was to ask me what I liked about a certain person, I’d say the eyes, or the curves of her body, her hot ass, something other then open your eyes. That is the lamest answer. Out of the active 3 that have said gayheart is attractive only one gave me answer that I respect. The other 2 have typed words but said nothing.

[Batman]

Which answer? "I just think she is an attractive woman"? That's just as much nothing as anything I've typed.

I've been giving lame answers intentionally, because I think it's a lame question. It's a lot easier to say what you don't like about someone you find unattractive than pick out things you find attractive about somebody. Occasionally, there's something in particular, but in most cases it's just, "uh, I just think she looks hot." Big deal.

I'd be happy to point out specific things I dislike about Hurley. For instance she has boring hair and a funny nose. And she acts like a femme fatale from a 60s Bond movie. All the time.

[williamssl]

She was a fembot. Austin Powers had sex with a fembot.


HA!

[Lucky]

Serg does have something. Hurley's hair is boring compared to the rat's nest in that last Gayheart pic. I've been actively avoiding all the shots of her with that hair style. I can't believe people are into it. Live and learn. I'm pretty sure that was one of the shots Scotty called ugly that prompted me to change it. Of course obviouslly Scotty doesn't like the shots I prefered so he wasn't the right judge, but still.

[Batman]

No, not a rat's nest, mall-rat hair. How can you not love mall-rat hair? All the little ringlets. . . .

Anyhow, Hurley's hair looks like a wig. From the 60s.

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Beautiful beautiful eyes. That's the A#1 feature. Her eyes are fucking gorgeous.
Pouty lips. A shapely, but not overpowering nose.
wonderful body. Not hugely endowed, but natural and naturally beautiful.
The hair? Big deal. Hair styles change from one shot to the next. And I personally think it looks good on her.
The main thing with my celebrity girlfriend, though, is that she is not done justice by photographs like some of the other snickies in this tourney are. But watch the video for "Meet Virginia" by Train. Watch her in Nip/Tuck. She can do the trashy-hot thing, and she can do the sophisticated-hot thing, and she is equally hot in either mode.
Seriously, Scotty, I can dig that this woman is not your cup of tea (although I really don't get why), but "teh ugly"?!?! There really haven't been any "teh ugly" chicks in this tournament, with the possible exception of Thora Birch, who I actually find unattractive.
The rest are just varying degrees of hot. I mean, let's not get carried away with THE MOST HYPERBOLE EVER!!!!!! or anything.

[Evil Scotty]

to me her eyes and lips don't look right on her face. and the whole Teh UGLY thing was to get people pissed off. I actually dislike both of these people, but dislike gayheart more.