The Worst Draft 2023
Jul 26, 2023 8:34:04 GMT -5
Post by The Canadian Content on Jul 26, 2023 8:34:04 GMT -5
The gist:
Assume your subject will need to consume 1 hour a day of:
One musical artist
One radio talk show or podcast
One reality tv show
One scripted tv show (prime time/streaming)
One wild card tv show (animated, soap opera, news, talk)
And if they want some additional entertainment, they may choose from:
One movie
Also, they can only consume:
One fast food main item (burger, etc.)
One fast food side item
One non-alcoholic beverage
One alcoholic beverage
And to top it off, they've got:
One annoying celebrity neighbor
One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed correctly
Standard clock rules. Clocks start running at 8am ET Thursday, July 27.
We'll do a 24-hour add/drop soon after the last pick.
Missed clocks:
BC - 2 (7, 34)
Cliff - 2 (17, 36)
Round 1
1. Sop: Insane Clown Posse - musical “artist”
2. Leo: backed up, overflowing toilet full of shit - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed correctly
3. Cletus: Flickering Florescent Lights - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed
4. SG: Your furnace going out while living in a bitterly cold Midwest Winter - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed
5. Cliff: Justin Bieber - One annoying celebrity neighbour
6. Solly: Keeping Up with the Kardashians - One reality tv show
7. BC: Cockroaches - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed
8. Cole: No AC during the hot summer. Thermostat always reads 85 or above. - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed correctly
9. Mayhem: Ezra Miller - One annoying celebrity neighbor
10. Hodgey: The Joe Rogan Experience - One radio talk show or podcast
Round 2
11. Hodgey: Donald Trump - One annoying celebrity neighbor
12. Mayhem: Dance Moms - One reality tv show
13. Cole: Steven A Smith - One annoying celebrity neighbor
14. BC: Zima - One beer / alcoholic beverage.
15. Solly: Kanye West - One annoying celebrity neighbor
16. Cliff: Skrillex - One Musical Artist
17. SG: Roseanne Barr - One annoying celebrity neighbor
18. Cletus: The Rush Limbaugh Show - One radio talk show or podcast
19. Leo: Clamato juice - One non alcoholic beverage
20. Sop: McLobster - One fast food main item (burger, etc)
Round 3
21. Sop: Sambuca - One beer / alcoholic beverage.
22. Leo: Bjork - One Musical Artist
23. Cletus: Billy Ray Cyrus - One Musical Artist
24. SG: Caddyshack 2 - One movie
25. Cliff: Lakewood Church Weekly Service - One wild card tv show (animated, soap opera, news, talk)
26. Solly: The View - One wild card tv show (animated, soap opera, news, talk)
27. BC: Freddy Got Fingered - One movie
28. Cole: Subway Seafood Sensation - One fast food main item (burger, etc)
29. Mayhem: Cavemen - One scripted tv show (prime time)
30. Hodgey: Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas - One movie
Round 4
31. Hodgey: William Hung - One Musical Artist
32. Mayhem: The Adventures of Pluto Nash - One movie
33. Cole: Miley Cyrus - One Musical Artist
34. BC: Who Wants to Marry A Millionaire? - Reality TV Show
35. Solly: New Coke - Non Alcoholic Beverage
36. Cliff: Apple Cider Vinegar - Non Alcoholic Beverage
37. SG: The Herd w/Colin Cowherd - Radio Show/Podcast
38. Cletus: Flavor of Love - Reality TV Show
39. Leo: Ishtar - Movie
40. Sop: Cop Rock - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
Round 5
41. Sop: Howard Stern - Radio Show/Podcast
42. Leo: Charles Manson - Celebrity Neighbor
43. Cletus: Mel Gibson - Celebrity Neighbor
44. SG: Portillo's Chicago Style Hot Dog - Fast Food Main Course
45. Cliff: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - Reality TV Show
46. Solly: Dave Matthews Band - Musical Act`
47. BC: Spice Girls - Musical Act
48. Cole: Chrisley Knows Best - Reality TV Show
49. Mayhem: McDonald's Hula Burger - Fast Food Main Course
50. Hodgey:
Round 6
51. Hodgey:
52. Mayhem: Jeppson's Malort - Alcoholic Beverage
53. Cole: Alex Jones/Info Wars - Radio Show/Podcast
54. BC: Sharon Osbourne - Celebrity Neighbor
55. Solly: Big Bang Theory - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
56. Cliff: Vague Smell of Rotting Fish from Walls and Vents - Annoying Household Problem
57. SG: The Masked Singer - Reality TV Show
58. Cletus: Teletubbies - Wildcard TV Show
59. Leo: Toddlers & Tiaras - Reality TV Show
60. Sop: Crystal Pepsi - Non Alcoholic Beverage
Round 7
61. Sop: Continuous WiFi disconnects & reconnects - Annoying Household Problem
62. Leo: High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange - Wildcard TV Show
63. Cletus: Master of Disguise - Movie
64. SG: Natural Light Beer - Alcoholic Beverage
65. Cliff: Ben Shapiro Show - Radio Show/Podcast
66. Solly: Batman & Robin - Movie
67. BC: CiCi's Macaroni & Cheese Pizza - Fast Food Main Course
68. Cole: White Claw - Alcoholic Beverage
69. Mayhem: Bedbugs - Annoying Household Problem
70. Hodgey:
Round 8
71. Hodgey:
72. Mayhem: Kenny G. - Musical Act
73. Cole: Callilou - Wildcard TV Show
74. BC: King of Queens - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
75. Solly: McSpaghetti - Fast Food Main Course
76. Cliff: Girls - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
77. SG: Grey's Anatomy - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
78. Cletus: Tape Worm Shot - Alcoholic Beverage
79. Leo: Smoker's Cough - Alcoholic Beverage
80. Sop: KFC Green Beans - Fast Food Side Dish
Round 9
81. Sop: Real Housewives of Orange County - Reality TV Show
82. Leo: Arby's Triple Roast Beef & Cheddar w/Arby's Sauce - Fast Food Main Course
83. Cletus: Beet Juice - Non Alcoholic Beverage
84. SG: Arby's Krinkle Fries - Fast Food Side Dish
85. Cliff: Little Caesar's Crazy Bread - Fast Food Side Dish
86. Solly: Jack in the Box Egg Rolls - Fast Food Side Dish
87. BC: Hardee's French Fries - Fast Food Side Dish
88. Cole: Taco Bell Cheesy Rollup - Fast Food Side Dish
89. Mayhem: Father of the Pride - Wildcard TV Show
90. Hodgey:
Round 10
91. Hodgey:
92. Mayhem: Taco Bell Kit Kat Chocodilla - Fast Food Side Dish
93. Cole: Fuller House - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
94. BC: Squawk Box - Wildcard TV Show
95. Solly: Horse Jizz - Alcoholic Beverage
96. Cliff:
97. SG: Duran Duran - Musical Act
98. Cletus: Homeboys in Outer Space - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
99. Leo: White Castle Fish Nuggets - Fast Food Side Dish
100. Sop: Twilight - Movie
Round 11
101. Sop: First Take w/Skip Bayless & Stephen A Smith - Wildcard TV Show
102. Leo: Glenn Beck Program - Radio Show/Podcast
103. Cletus: McDonald's Mighty Wings - Fast Food Side Dish
104. SG: Mountain Dew Code Red - Non Alcoholic Beverage
105. Cliff:
106. Solly: Malfunctioning Fire Alarm - Annoying Household Problem
107. BC: Talk is Jericho - Radio Show/Podcast
108. Cole: Bee Movie - Movie
109. Mayhem: Your Favorite Band Sucks - Radio Show/Podcast
110. Hodgey:
Round 12
111. Hodgey:
112. Mayhem: Tab Soda - Non Alcoholic Beverage
113. Cole: Red Bull - Non Alcoholic Beverage
114. BC: Aloe Vera Juice - Non Alcoholic Beverage
115. Solly: Beer Money Podcast - Radio Show/Podcast
116. Cliff:
117. SG:
118. Cletus:
119. Leo:
120. Sop:
Assume your subject will need to consume 1 hour a day of:
One musical artist
One radio talk show or podcast
One reality tv show
One scripted tv show (prime time/streaming)
One wild card tv show (animated, soap opera, news, talk)
And if they want some additional entertainment, they may choose from:
One movie
Also, they can only consume:
One fast food main item (burger, etc.)
One fast food side item
One non-alcoholic beverage
One alcoholic beverage
And to top it off, they've got:
One annoying celebrity neighbor
One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed correctly
Standard clock rules. Clocks start running at 8am ET Thursday, July 27.
We'll do a 24-hour add/drop soon after the last pick.
Missed clocks:
BC - 2 (7, 34)
Cliff - 2 (17, 36)
Round 1
1. Sop: Insane Clown Posse - musical “artist”
2. Leo: backed up, overflowing toilet full of shit - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed correctly
3. Cletus: Flickering Florescent Lights - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed
4. SG: Your furnace going out while living in a bitterly cold Midwest Winter - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed
5. Cliff: Justin Bieber - One annoying celebrity neighbour
6. Solly: Keeping Up with the Kardashians - One reality tv show
7. BC: Cockroaches - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed
8. Cole: No AC during the hot summer. Thermostat always reads 85 or above. - One annoying household problem that never quite gets fixed correctly
9. Mayhem: Ezra Miller - One annoying celebrity neighbor
10. Hodgey: The Joe Rogan Experience - One radio talk show or podcast
Round 2
11. Hodgey: Donald Trump - One annoying celebrity neighbor
12. Mayhem: Dance Moms - One reality tv show
13. Cole: Steven A Smith - One annoying celebrity neighbor
14. BC: Zima - One beer / alcoholic beverage.
15. Solly: Kanye West - One annoying celebrity neighbor
16. Cliff: Skrillex - One Musical Artist
17. SG: Roseanne Barr - One annoying celebrity neighbor
18. Cletus: The Rush Limbaugh Show - One radio talk show or podcast
19. Leo: Clamato juice - One non alcoholic beverage
20. Sop: McLobster - One fast food main item (burger, etc)
Round 3
21. Sop: Sambuca - One beer / alcoholic beverage.
22. Leo: Bjork - One Musical Artist
23. Cletus: Billy Ray Cyrus - One Musical Artist
24. SG: Caddyshack 2 - One movie
25. Cliff: Lakewood Church Weekly Service - One wild card tv show (animated, soap opera, news, talk)
26. Solly: The View - One wild card tv show (animated, soap opera, news, talk)
27. BC: Freddy Got Fingered - One movie
28. Cole: Subway Seafood Sensation - One fast food main item (burger, etc)
29. Mayhem: Cavemen - One scripted tv show (prime time)
30. Hodgey: Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas - One movie
Round 4
31. Hodgey: William Hung - One Musical Artist
32. Mayhem: The Adventures of Pluto Nash - One movie
33. Cole: Miley Cyrus - One Musical Artist
34. BC: Who Wants to Marry A Millionaire? - Reality TV Show
35. Solly: New Coke - Non Alcoholic Beverage
36. Cliff: Apple Cider Vinegar - Non Alcoholic Beverage
37. SG: The Herd w/Colin Cowherd - Radio Show/Podcast
38. Cletus: Flavor of Love - Reality TV Show
39. Leo: Ishtar - Movie
40. Sop: Cop Rock - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
Round 5
41. Sop: Howard Stern - Radio Show/Podcast
42. Leo: Charles Manson - Celebrity Neighbor
43. Cletus: Mel Gibson - Celebrity Neighbor
44. SG: Portillo's Chicago Style Hot Dog - Fast Food Main Course
45. Cliff: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - Reality TV Show
46. Solly: Dave Matthews Band - Musical Act`
47. BC: Spice Girls - Musical Act
48. Cole: Chrisley Knows Best - Reality TV Show
49. Mayhem: McDonald's Hula Burger - Fast Food Main Course
50. Hodgey:
Round 6
51. Hodgey:
52. Mayhem: Jeppson's Malort - Alcoholic Beverage
53. Cole: Alex Jones/Info Wars - Radio Show/Podcast
54. BC: Sharon Osbourne - Celebrity Neighbor
55. Solly: Big Bang Theory - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
56. Cliff: Vague Smell of Rotting Fish from Walls and Vents - Annoying Household Problem
57. SG: The Masked Singer - Reality TV Show
58. Cletus: Teletubbies - Wildcard TV Show
59. Leo: Toddlers & Tiaras - Reality TV Show
60. Sop: Crystal Pepsi - Non Alcoholic Beverage
Round 7
61. Sop: Continuous WiFi disconnects & reconnects - Annoying Household Problem
62. Leo: High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange - Wildcard TV Show
63. Cletus: Master of Disguise - Movie
64. SG: Natural Light Beer - Alcoholic Beverage
65. Cliff: Ben Shapiro Show - Radio Show/Podcast
66. Solly: Batman & Robin - Movie
67. BC: CiCi's Macaroni & Cheese Pizza - Fast Food Main Course
68. Cole: White Claw - Alcoholic Beverage
69. Mayhem: Bedbugs - Annoying Household Problem
70. Hodgey:
Round 8
71. Hodgey:
72. Mayhem: Kenny G. - Musical Act
73. Cole: Callilou - Wildcard TV Show
74. BC: King of Queens - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
75. Solly: McSpaghetti - Fast Food Main Course
76. Cliff: Girls - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
77. SG: Grey's Anatomy - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
78. Cletus: Tape Worm Shot - Alcoholic Beverage
79. Leo: Smoker's Cough - Alcoholic Beverage
80. Sop: KFC Green Beans - Fast Food Side Dish
Round 9
81. Sop: Real Housewives of Orange County - Reality TV Show
82. Leo: Arby's Triple Roast Beef & Cheddar w/Arby's Sauce - Fast Food Main Course
83. Cletus: Beet Juice - Non Alcoholic Beverage
84. SG: Arby's Krinkle Fries - Fast Food Side Dish
85. Cliff: Little Caesar's Crazy Bread - Fast Food Side Dish
86. Solly: Jack in the Box Egg Rolls - Fast Food Side Dish
87. BC: Hardee's French Fries - Fast Food Side Dish
88. Cole: Taco Bell Cheesy Rollup - Fast Food Side Dish
89. Mayhem: Father of the Pride - Wildcard TV Show
90. Hodgey:
Round 10
91. Hodgey:
92. Mayhem: Taco Bell Kit Kat Chocodilla - Fast Food Side Dish
93. Cole: Fuller House - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
94. BC: Squawk Box - Wildcard TV Show
95. Solly: Horse Jizz - Alcoholic Beverage
96. Cliff:
97. SG: Duran Duran - Musical Act
98. Cletus: Homeboys in Outer Space - Primetime/Streaming TV Show
99. Leo: White Castle Fish Nuggets - Fast Food Side Dish
100. Sop: Twilight - Movie
Round 11
101. Sop: First Take w/Skip Bayless & Stephen A Smith - Wildcard TV Show
102. Leo: Glenn Beck Program - Radio Show/Podcast
103. Cletus: McDonald's Mighty Wings - Fast Food Side Dish
104. SG: Mountain Dew Code Red - Non Alcoholic Beverage
105. Cliff:
106. Solly: Malfunctioning Fire Alarm - Annoying Household Problem
107. BC: Talk is Jericho - Radio Show/Podcast
108. Cole: Bee Movie - Movie
109. Mayhem: Your Favorite Band Sucks - Radio Show/Podcast
110. Hodgey:
Round 12
111. Hodgey:
112. Mayhem: Tab Soda - Non Alcoholic Beverage
113. Cole: Red Bull - Non Alcoholic Beverage
114. BC: Aloe Vera Juice - Non Alcoholic Beverage
115. Solly: Beer Money Podcast - Radio Show/Podcast
116. Cliff:
117. SG:
118. Cletus:
119. Leo:
120. Sop: