Double-DWF
Jul 11, 2008 16:35:18 GMT -5
Post by Demko on Jul 11, 2008 16:35:18 GMT -5
(Joey Styles in standing in the middle of the brand new Double-DWF ring, and he's holding a microphone.)
Styles: At this time, I'd like to introduce my guest. He's a manager here in the Double-DWF, and he'd like to say a few words to all of you. Please join me in welcoming... The Sinister Minister, James Mitchell!
(Mitchell comes down the ramp to the ring to the Theme from Halloween
He steps into the ring gingerly. He's holding a cane with a cobra-head on top of it. The music stops.)
Styles: So, Mr. Mitchell-
JM: Please Joseph. We've known each other for quite some time. Call me James.
Styles: Okay... James... what is it you're here to talk to us about today?
JM: Joseph, many people have called me a Satanist... a cult leader... a brainwasher.
Styles: I won't argue with that.
JM: Those things may all be true, but what they don't see, however, is that I am also a visionary.
(Styles looks confused.)
JM: What I bring to the table is direction. I find those diamonds in the rough out there, and I show them a pathway to their greatest desires. And I'm the man who can show them how to attain those dreams. The men that I have found, right here within the metaphorical walls of this unique organization, the DDWF...
Styles: You mean the Double-DWF.
JM: No, Joey. That is simply a name used to provoke thoughts of lustfulness, and that's not what this federation is about. But enough of that tangent. These men... these destructive forces, need a direction to point their aggression, and I'm just the man to show them that direction.
Styles: Obviously, your man Kane has a shot at the first Double-D World Title.
JM: Yes, but Joseph. You don't see the bigger picture. You don't see the potential that I see within this organization. We have the ability to broadcast our message to the world, if we can just garner enough viewers to make a difference. That's why I've decided to align myself with the new General Manager, Donald Callous, in order to form a perfect union of brains and brawn, with a common goal in mind. And that goal is getting the DDWF onto The Network on a permanent basis.
My understanding is that we're on a short leash with The Network as it stands, simply because of all of the mindless violence that has been perpetrated lately. My team of super-men will help to quash those who stand against us, but will do so in a way that does not hurt our reputation with The Network, and allows us to get our message out in front as many minds as possible.
Styles: And just what is your message, James Mitchell?
JM: Patience, Joseph. I will reveal all, in good time... but let me introduce to you the team of men who will be joining my efforts. You already know Kane, of course.
(The arena's screen shows a flash of Kane with his mask on.)
JM: And obviously, you've met my former pet from TNA, Abyss.
(Chris Park's face, with mask shows on the arena screen.)
JM: And finally, the tag team of Wrath and Mortis.
(These two show on the screen now as well.)
JM: Together, they will be collectively known as the Six Demon Bag. Do you have any further questions of me, Joseph?
Styles: Nothing here, no.
JM: Then I shall take my leave to go continue our protection of what is decent in the DDWF.
(With that, Mitchell leaves the ring, the Halloween Theme playing over his exit.)
Styles: At this time, I'd like to introduce my guest. He's a manager here in the Double-DWF, and he'd like to say a few words to all of you. Please join me in welcoming... The Sinister Minister, James Mitchell!
(Mitchell comes down the ramp to the ring to the Theme from Halloween
He steps into the ring gingerly. He's holding a cane with a cobra-head on top of it. The music stops.)
Styles: So, Mr. Mitchell-
JM: Please Joseph. We've known each other for quite some time. Call me James.
Styles: Okay... James... what is it you're here to talk to us about today?
JM: Joseph, many people have called me a Satanist... a cult leader... a brainwasher.
Styles: I won't argue with that.
JM: Those things may all be true, but what they don't see, however, is that I am also a visionary.
(Styles looks confused.)
JM: What I bring to the table is direction. I find those diamonds in the rough out there, and I show them a pathway to their greatest desires. And I'm the man who can show them how to attain those dreams. The men that I have found, right here within the metaphorical walls of this unique organization, the DDWF...
Styles: You mean the Double-DWF.
JM: No, Joey. That is simply a name used to provoke thoughts of lustfulness, and that's not what this federation is about. But enough of that tangent. These men... these destructive forces, need a direction to point their aggression, and I'm just the man to show them that direction.
Styles: Obviously, your man Kane has a shot at the first Double-D World Title.
JM: Yes, but Joseph. You don't see the bigger picture. You don't see the potential that I see within this organization. We have the ability to broadcast our message to the world, if we can just garner enough viewers to make a difference. That's why I've decided to align myself with the new General Manager, Donald Callous, in order to form a perfect union of brains and brawn, with a common goal in mind. And that goal is getting the DDWF onto The Network on a permanent basis.
My understanding is that we're on a short leash with The Network as it stands, simply because of all of the mindless violence that has been perpetrated lately. My team of super-men will help to quash those who stand against us, but will do so in a way that does not hurt our reputation with The Network, and allows us to get our message out in front as many minds as possible.
Styles: And just what is your message, James Mitchell?
JM: Patience, Joseph. I will reveal all, in good time... but let me introduce to you the team of men who will be joining my efforts. You already know Kane, of course.
(The arena's screen shows a flash of Kane with his mask on.)
JM: And obviously, you've met my former pet from TNA, Abyss.
(Chris Park's face, with mask shows on the arena screen.)
JM: And finally, the tag team of Wrath and Mortis.
(These two show on the screen now as well.)
JM: Together, they will be collectively known as the Six Demon Bag. Do you have any further questions of me, Joseph?
Styles: Nothing here, no.
JM: Then I shall take my leave to go continue our protection of what is decent in the DDWF.
(With that, Mitchell leaves the ring, the Halloween Theme playing over his exit.)