[punk/core]

Jan 9, 2009 15:36:40 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

I was implying if the lovely Ms. Courtney would not eat your ass with jelly, then perhaps Amada would.

Why waste such a long trip from SoCal to Nashville?

lol wut

[Courtney]

These are the types of discussions I start.

**shakes head**

[Byrntrigan]

No. Realistically these are the discussions you start between Punker, FF and I.

[Andy]

Jan 9, 2009 22:29:04 GMT -5 Courtney said:

These are the types of discussions I start.

**shakes head**

And don't finish.

ANSWER THE GODDAMNED QUESTION! WILL YOU OR WILL YOU NOT EAT PUNKER'S ASS!?

[Courtney]

Depends on how many drinks I've had.

[Jobber Blitz]

You won't have to spend any money on my alcohol, Punker.

[Courtney]

Hey, just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I can't get myself drunk on my own dollar. Punker just might happen to be there as well.

[punk/core]

Plus I'm not even into ass eating anyway. And Court wouldn't have to be drunk at all to do other stuff.

[Courtney]

You see Jobber. You'll never win.

[Jobber Blitz]

Guys, I have a vagina. I didn't want to tell you, but it's true. I have huge tits too. I'll post pictures. Here's the real me:

[Deadly]

And you frequently rock a firefox tanktop, eh?

[Andy]

Why oh why can't I vote more than once!? I was already on Blitz' side on this one, and now that I see her awesome tits and firefox loyalty I was to vote for her even more!

She likes Firefox, has a great rack, and is willing to eat ass sober. What sane person isn't voting for this Blitz chick!?

[Jobber Blitz]

Jan 14, 2009 10:37:16 GMT -5 Deadly said:

And you frequently rock a firefox tanktop, eh?

Okay, I get it. This is about brand loyalty. So you don't sleep with attractive girls like me because we support Firefox. I bet you don't get laid often.

wikipedia said:

Forbes.com called Firefox the best browser in a 2004 commentary piece,[105] and PC World named Firefox "Product of the Year" in 2005 on their "100 Best Products of 2005" list.[106] After the release of Firefox 2 and Internet Explorer 7 in 2006, PC World reviewed both and declared that Firefox was the better browser.[107] Which? Magazine named Firefox its "Best Buy" web browser.[108] In 2008, CNET.com compared Safari, Chrome, Firefox, and Internet Explorer in their "Battle of the Browsers" in terms of performance, security, and features, where Firefox won top honors.[109]

I have Wikipedia Propaganda on my side.

And just in case you're still undecided, I'll fly out to whatever hellhole you're staying at and give you all blowjobs. God bless America.

Vote Blitz.

[Byrntrigan]

You got my Vote!

and as many others as I can change~!

[Deadly]

Jan 14, 2009 13:36:41 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

You got my Vote!

and as many others as I can change~!

When this is all over, everyone remember that Byrne wants a blowjob from Blitz...

[Courtney]

Uh huh, Byrne and Foreskin, I'll remember this betrayal.

[Jack Quinn]

Byrne n' Foreskin sounds like the name of a band. Or something you should go to a doctor for

[Andy]

Jan 15, 2009 17:16:50 GMT -5 Courtney said:

Uh huh, Byrne and Foreskin, I'll remember this betrayal.

When have you ever been on my side ever? You only tolerate me because you want to steal my boyfriend.

[Courtney]

Foreskin, I love you dearly. Even if you are a crazy, metal-thunder, shit-pumping man in a weird homosexual relationship with like 3 or 4 of our lovely PHers. I don't judge and I share Punker with you (remember it's your turn tonight) so I don't see how you don't think I'm ever on your side. I'll vote for you in this tournament until the very end (unless you face Punker, Solly and certain other people who obviously love me more than you do). So you see, all I wanna do is come to your little, tiny town and listen to Amon Amarth with you while we compare Punker's cock and why it fits in me better than it fits in you. Love and Death Stares, XOXO, Courtney.

[punk/core]

Jan 19, 2009 10:09:33 GMT -5 Courtney said:

while we compare Punker's cock and why it fits in me better

I approve of this plan.

[Andy]

3 or 4? No. Just one as far as I know. I've had trysts, sure. But I've only had one relationship.