[Courtney]

Thai, is that your way of offering?

[salmonjunkie]

I can certainly provide both if that is what you desire.

[Byrntrigan]

Jan 28, 2009 14:00:53 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

celebrity photos at a nerd convention or cunnilingus? you decide...

Why decide?

Cunnilingus at a Nerd Convention. Shit, maybe Caprica 6 will watch. We'll all be winners.

[DevSop]

And who's to say I wouldn't bring you AND go down on you.

DevSop is a giver. DevSop is doer. DevSop is a man who puts the needs of others before the needs of himself. DevSop will not stop giving until the screams of pleasure wake the neighbors.

Meanwhile, punk will be mowing the lawn and tending to the roadside fruit stand.

Seriously, let's be honest Court. Punker only wants you for his green card.

[Tommy]

I have to say, as an impartial observer who's very familiar with the art of cunnilingus - I'd have to imagine that Punker would have the more developed technique from what I know of both parties. Sorry, Sop. Dude dated a girl who didn't know where he lived. That's just straight up pimp.

Then again, you take care of your business down there. It would be damn near impossible to get BAD cunnilingus. 1/2 the problem is finding your way while you're down there.

[Habs]

Jan 28, 2009 14:40:49 GMT -5 Tommy said:

I have to say, as an impartial observer who's very familiar with the art of cunnilingus - I'd have to imagine that Punker would have the more developed technique from what I know of both parties. Sorry, Sop. Dude dated a girl who didn't know where he lived. That's just straight up pimp.

Then again, you take care of your business down there. It would be damn near impossible to get BAD cunnilingus. 1/2 the problem is finding your way while you're down there.

But Court has already cleared the way!

[Tommy]

Jan 28, 2009 14:47:34 GMT -5 Habs said:

But Court has already cleared the way!

Indeed. Thank God this generation decided that was a good idea.

[punk/core]

Jan 28, 2009 14:47:34 GMT -5 Habs said:

But Court has already cleared the way!

So have I.

I win.

[Habs]

So Punker, you think you are the only one who shaves down there? Since I like you, I will not shatter your dreams, but getting a shaving cut down there sure bleeds a lot, so I've been told.

[punk/core]

Oh, I definitely don't think I'm the only one. But I'd be willing to bet we're in the minority here.

And I've been doing it long enough to where I don't get razor burn or anything anymore. Sorry to hear that, Habs.

[DevSop]

Tommy, you know that saying about fat chicks. I think it works for chubby guys too.

[salmonjunkie]

Jan 28, 2009 15:01:42 GMT -5 punk/core said:

But I'd be willing to bet we're in the minority here.

And we all know that Courtney likes the minorities!

[Habs]

Jan 28, 2009 15:10:09 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Tommy, you know that saying about fat chicks. I think it works for chubby guys too.

What are they saying, that fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride until a friend catches you on one?

[Habs]

Jan 28, 2009 15:01:42 GMT -5 punk/core said:

Oh, I definitely don't think I'm the only one. But I'd be willing to bet we're in the minority here.

And I've been doing it long enough to where I don't get razor burn or anything anymore. Sorry to hear that, Habs.

The cut only happened once... but the bleeding was scary, bleeding from there, never a good feeling. Well that's enough of that story.

[Lucky]

I'm just going to ignore that disturbing last post and go back one...

Jan 28, 2009 15:42:43 GMT -5 Habs said:

Jan 28, 2009 15:10:09 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Tommy, you know that saying about fat chicks. I think it works for chubby guys too.

What are they saying, that fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride until a friend catches you on one?

"They try harder."

[DevSop]

Jan 28, 2009 16:17:42 GMT -5 Lucky said:

I'm just going to ignore that disturbing last post and go back one...

Jan 28, 2009 15:42:43 GMT -5 Habs said:

What are they saying, that fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride until a friend catches you on one?

"They try harder."

Exactly.

And I'm ignoring habs post as well. Anyone who got knocked out in the first round shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion. Damn murgen.

[salmonjunkie]

try harder at what? finishing the buffet?

[Courtney]

Jan 28, 2009 15:15:25 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

And we all know that Courtney likes the minorities!

Yes I do, especially of the half-hispanic variety. I know this may sound a little disturbing, but my stepbrother is half-puerto rican and he's very hot.

And I like asian guys too. But black guys...sorry, can't seem to find one I'm insanely attracted to.

[Lucky]

That DOES sound disturbing. I'd change my vote if you were facing a real person.

[punk/core]

She said step-brother. If there's no blood relation, it's fair game.

And half-Hispanic huh? Hmm, let's see, who around here fits THAT bill...

[Byrntrigan]

Yeah, exactly. She IS from Tennessee. That IS disturbing... This sounds alot like Cruel Intentions now.

[Tommy]

Jan 28, 2009 15:01:42 GMT -5 punk/core said:

Oh, I definitely don't think I'm the only one. But I'd be willing to bet we're in the minority here.

You're not.

Jan 28, 2009 15:01:42 GMT -5 punk/core said:

And I've been doing it long enough to where I don't get razor burn or anything anymore. Sorry to hear that, Habs.

Yeah, no shit. Ow.

[Tommy]

Jan 28, 2009 15:10:09 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Tommy, you know that saying about fat chicks. I think it works for chubby guys too.

I suppose you're right. Grateful is grateful.

[Courtney]

Oh jesus, I never said I tried anything with him and that's exactly why: he's family. I would never ever do anything cause...ughm, that would be like incest to me. And the fact that our mom's have been together for almost five years now.

But that doesn't mean that he's not a great-looking guy.

[punk/core]

I'm not related to you, so I'm fair game, right?