[flea]

The four of us were out to dinner (Solly, Mrs. Solly, Moose and myself) at a steakhouse. Moose and Solly both had steak, and Moose wanted to take the bone from his steak home to the dog The waitress asked him, AND THIS IS A DIRECT QUOTE, "Did you want his bone?" So it's even obvious to the waitress that these two are gay for each other.

[Evil Scotty]

EXALT to flea for sharing this story.

[salmonjunkie]

bwahaha! That's awesome!

[Courtney]

Wow, that's sweet. What, pray tell, was Moose's response?

[Jack Quinn]

stunned silence

[salmonjunkie]

So were there butterflies before you guys met?

I can just imagine what they're saying to their wives beforehand.

Moose to Flea: Do you think he'll like me?

Flea: Well, sure, but you might want to put some cologne on and straighten that eye. And for heaven's sake, put a clean shirt on!

Solly to Mrs. Solly: Do you think he'll like me?

Mrs. Solly: Of course!

Solly: What if he thinks I'm ugly?

Mrs. Solly: That's why we bought this nose polish, dear.

[Pun]

EXALT!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Ho. Lee. Shit. Straighten that eye?

Fantastic.