Midweek Mayhem (5/15) Live from Prince Edward Isla
May 14, 2013 12:22:09 GMT -5
Post by madjack on May 14, 2013 12:22:09 GMT -5
So this week I'm in a tag match, teaming with Danny Taylor. And at least two of my opponents are looking to take this (taps the belt he is wearing) off me in the near future.
As far as the tag match? I'm cool with it. Danny is a big, tough guy – reminds me of someone I used to tag with – JW Westgaard. JW and I did pretty well, so I know how to work with a wrestler with that style – I'm sure he and I will do just fine in that regard. And I know that Ghosthead is on one of the other teams, and he and Danny have been going at it, so this should be pretty interesting, to say the least!
Now I gotta say something to Chris Evans. Dude, last week was not cool. Not because of the cheap shot – been on the receiving end of those enough – as the champ I should expect them. But really – you didn't need to interrupt my match with Jos. If you want a shot at the Onslaught Championship, just step up! You tell everyone you are the best wrestler in the OOWF – heck, the WHOLE FREAKING WORLD! Awesome – the Onslaught Title is SUPPOSED to be around the waist of the guy who can get it done without chairs, bats, punches, chokes. So the wrestler who can get it done with real technical ability, the best WRESTLER, should be wearing it.
Wait! I ALREADY AM.
Jos, Jason – Seriously guys? Yeah, Jos and I have had some great matches – real tear down the house stuff. But Jos hasn't had my number – he has come CLOSE. It's like bungee jumping – you throw yourself off the edge, and you got real close to the ground – but you just missed touching. So give it another go! Don't talk about it, beating your chest and swinging your thang around like some gorilla – come get some! I haven't exactly been dodging you. Heck, Jason – you got the chops and the style, I'll give you a match too!
See – I WANT… no.. I NEED you guys to go after this championship. Higher, faster…. let's get crazy!
It's that easy. Watch all the video you want, tell everyone you are the best, smoke 'em, drink it, pop whatever you think you need – then come find me. I'll be there – with the Championship, in the ring…
And one step ahead, and three feet above you.
Wild Times, Amigos.
As far as the tag match? I'm cool with it. Danny is a big, tough guy – reminds me of someone I used to tag with – JW Westgaard. JW and I did pretty well, so I know how to work with a wrestler with that style – I'm sure he and I will do just fine in that regard. And I know that Ghosthead is on one of the other teams, and he and Danny have been going at it, so this should be pretty interesting, to say the least!
Now I gotta say something to Chris Evans. Dude, last week was not cool. Not because of the cheap shot – been on the receiving end of those enough – as the champ I should expect them. But really – you didn't need to interrupt my match with Jos. If you want a shot at the Onslaught Championship, just step up! You tell everyone you are the best wrestler in the OOWF – heck, the WHOLE FREAKING WORLD! Awesome – the Onslaught Title is SUPPOSED to be around the waist of the guy who can get it done without chairs, bats, punches, chokes. So the wrestler who can get it done with real technical ability, the best WRESTLER, should be wearing it.
Wait! I ALREADY AM.
Jos, Jason – Seriously guys? Yeah, Jos and I have had some great matches – real tear down the house stuff. But Jos hasn't had my number – he has come CLOSE. It's like bungee jumping – you throw yourself off the edge, and you got real close to the ground – but you just missed touching. So give it another go! Don't talk about it, beating your chest and swinging your thang around like some gorilla – come get some! I haven't exactly been dodging you. Heck, Jason – you got the chops and the style, I'll give you a match too!
See – I WANT… no.. I NEED you guys to go after this championship. Higher, faster…. let's get crazy!
It's that easy. Watch all the video you want, tell everyone you are the best, smoke 'em, drink it, pop whatever you think you need – then come find me. I'll be there – with the Championship, in the ring…
And one step ahead, and three feet above you.
Wild Times, Amigos.