MOTOR CITY TELEVISION® Announces 'Albino' Cast Member 'Back From the Dead'



DETROIT, Aug. 16, 2011 - In stunning news, MOTOR CITY TELEVISION has filled the role of 'the Albino' in their upcoming remake of 'Princess Bride'. In a posthumous appearance, John Candy ("Uncle Buck", "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles") will perform as the sidekick to Count Rugen.

MOTOR CITY TELEVISION reports archival footage has been found of Candy acting in the role. "We will be using every state of the art technology to seamlessly weave John into the film," reports Qonas, executive producer of the project. "I can think of no one better to help support our all-star cast of comedians than him."

With the final role cast, the movie is now a 'go'. Its launch will be the first project under the MOTOR CITY TELEVISION banner, to be followed by the network itself launching with a sparkling seven-day line-up.

In other news, actor Jeffrey Donovan ("Burn Notice") has been missing for several days. Please contact the Los Angeles Police Department should you have any clues or leads as to his whereabouts.

Uh-huh...

I think a younger Brad Pitt is the best option for Westley, but Evans and Ryan Reynolds would be a close second for me.

Pesci's awesome, but I dunno about 'best' Vizzini. Can he be goofy enough?

Love Jack Black as Albino.

Big Show is pretty much tailor-made for Fezzik. Nicely done.

It's ok. I'm happy with how things have shaken out.

Dalip Singh still available for an upcoming pick and potentially a late-round position-swap.