[Loki]

Grab your WD40 and vote!

[Loki]

Yeah. Like there's any doubt who I'M voting for.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I'm the weird one in the group who didn't like Transformers or GI Joe. I'll be voting against them in a lot of cases. This is one of them.

[Loki]

Scotty or Doc is right there with you.

[Deleted]

Yo tambien.

[docx]

I love the Transformers. But I love the Muties even more. Shnikty Shnikty Shnike!
"See, what I was doing there was imitating Wolverine in his berserker attack."

[Jack Quinn]

my vote is for sale on this one. I never really cared about either one

[Loki]

docx said:

I love the Transformers. But I love the Muties even more. Shnikty Shnikty Shnike!
"See, what I was doing there was imitating Wolverine in his berserker attack."

Dude. GIANT ROBOTS WITH LASERS. As a bonus they change into vehicles and weapons. No way do muties beat that.


Unless it's the White Queen and Phoenix getting it on with Storm in a lesbo three way.

[Evil Scotty]

loki said:

Scotty or Doc is right there with you.

It ain't me. Transformers RULE

[williamssl]

A vote against Transformers is a vote against loki? Easy pick.

[Pun]

A vote against the Transformers is a vote against Pun's House? Do you want to be that person?

Oh, and

[Krydor]

I'm that person. Not a fan of the Mattel Mars Chocobot hour.

[salmonjunkie]

loki said:

Dude. GIANT ROBOTS WITH LASERS. As a bonus they change into vehicles and weapons. No way do muties beat that.

And DINOSAURS.



X-Men is among my favorite comic book franchises in history. But as far as the two cartoons, I gotta vote for the 'Bots.

[Lucky]

Count me firmly into whatever group we're pledging allegiance to. I think the Transformers suck. Always did. They used to sneak those episodes onto tapes with GI Joe and robbed me of good GI Joe episodes while giving me crappy "Robots look for glowing rocks with kids" episodes. Bah.

[The Canadian Content]

Transformers are cool, even if Loki says so.

[Loki]

So I'm laughing at work today over the Optimus Prime pic from Solly in another thread and someone asks me why I'm laughing. Pretty soon I'm telling a group of people about this cartoon showdown, and the shows in it.

We're all in the same age range (25-36) and these people are absolutely shocked that Smurfs made a run at GI Joe and that X-Men was beating Transformers.

Two things came out of this. The first was that one of my coworkers was so stunned that he created an account here just so he could vote for Transformers (that, and I promised to give him a good reference since he's job hunting).

Second, as I'm stating that it's all guys, save for one chick, this lone voice pops out with "What a bunch of queers".

Normally this wouldn't elicit a response. But the person that was doing the name calling was Michael. Michael is the reason gay stereotypes exist: The finger snap, the lisp, the prance walk - you name it, he does it.

So you wouldn't sleep with them?, I asked.

"Please", he responded. "I only sleep with men. And boys, if they beg enough".

I asked him what he meant. He puts down his latte and says "Honey, I'm gay and even I would pick GI Joe and Transformers. Tell these "men" on your board to check into the nearest sex change clinic because the female gender is apparently missing some of their own."

So there you have it. Lucky, Solly, Tex, Moose, and the rest of you who voted for X-men and/or Smurfs- you're beyond gay. ;D


Since it was tied up I put it to the little guy tiebreaker. I also explained that if he picked X-Men he be on the first mailplane to China. He picked Transformers.


And with that, I'm out. The parents are up for my birthday. Have a good weekend, everybody!

[The Canadian Content]

loki said:

A bunch of stuff about a gay "friend" ... And with that, I'm out.

Hmm ...

[The Jewish Cunthead]

loki said:

I'm the reason gay stereotypes exist: The finger snap, the lisp, the prance walk - you name it, I do it.

FIXED.

[Jack Quinn]

loki said:

So there you have it. Lucky, Solly, Tex, Moose, and the rest of you who voted for X-men and/or Smurfs- you're beyond gay. ;D

Wait, if we are beyond gay, then, that would mean we were so gay we are no longer gay? If a gay man says he wouldn't fuck you, does that make you less gay? Not at all gay? or ultragay? Is that possible?

[The Canadian Content]

No, it just means you're really fucking ugly.

[Chris Eco]

Can someone explain to me how Transformers > X-Men on the manliness quotient? I mean, I get GI Joe vs. Smurfs, but seriously, what?

Anyway, I liked Smurfs. So...deal.

[williamssl]

I call shenanigans!

Look - any one of us could have influenced the outcome of the vote by:

* Finding non-board member friends and bringing them here with the express purpose of voting for our pet projects
* Making up accounts and voting

I see two paths here:

1. Disqualify your co-worker's vote and declare X-Men the victor, as it was up 8-7 before all this

2. Leave the results as is, but prepare for repurcussions and shenanigans against the Transformers in their next round match-up.


Oh and happy birthday!

[Lucky]

loki said:

I asked him what he meant. He puts down his latte and says "Honey, I'm gay and even I would pick GI Joe and Transformers. Tell these "men" on your board to check into the nearest sex change clinic because the female gender is apparently missing some of their own."

So there you have it. Lucky, Solly, Tex, Moose, and the rest of you who voted for X-men and/or Smurfs- you're beyond gay. ;D

Yeah, ok. Your gay friend picks Transformers over X-Men. I just checked. My gay friend just picked X-Men over Transformers. I swear. I'm girly because I prefer comic heroes over robots. Whatever.

I call shenanigans. If we hold up this vote I'm convincing as many of my friends as possible to deflect the next silly vote. You know what would be cool? If Darkwing Duck beat Scooby Doo.

SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS I SAY!

[docx]

The fix is in!
Blah, blah, blah! You guys and your gay "friends". In my job, I work with over-the-road truck drivers. I just asked a deep south MS redneck who he liked better, and he went with X-Men. He's not gay, but he prefers the company of "stump-broke" sheep.
I think a sheepfucker's vote should count for 10.