[Chris Eco]

Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)

vs.



Marvin the Martian (Looney Tunes)

[Sportsguy]

Give me the guy who will achieve total consciousness on his death bed, at least he's got that going for him which is nice.

[Leo]

Another match-up that amuses me to no end and I can't tell you why.

[Angle]

"Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."