The Marvel Wrestling Universe (2018)
Apr 22, 2018 11:33:59 GMT -5
Post by Eric O'Mac on Apr 22, 2018 11:33:59 GMT -5
Nick Fury: So, you're now calling yourself the "Iron Man" of wrestling, is that right?
The Miz: I think my words speak loud enough.
Nick Fury: "I am Iron Man". You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Mizanin, you've become part of a bigger universe, you just don't know it yet.
The Miz: I'm sorry, who the hell are you, again?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. You see, the universe is facing a threat, a threat unlike any other threat we have ever faced. Some have called him "The Mad Titan." We simply know him as "Andre The Giant."
Nick Fury: This guy destroys planets for fun. He wants to wipe out half the universe with the snap of his fingers.
The Miz: Great, sounds great. And what exactly do you expect me to do about it?
Nick Fury: Well, the only thing that we know of that can stop him are these things called "Infinity Stones."
Nick Fury: These bad boys have the ability to almost anything you can imagine. Time travel. Teleportation. Unlimited power. Mind control. Whatever the red one does. You get the idea. The bad news is, Andre is after these stones too, and he'll stop at nothing to get them. If he gets his hands on them, say good-bye to what we know of the universe.
The Miz: So the idea is you want me to go find these stones to keep this giant from destroying us?
Nick Fury: Not you. A team.
The Miz: What team? I mean, who is there to team with?
Nick Fury: For some reason, the universe only allows us a certain time frame in which to recruit team members. Luckily, the first guy I recruited, he's a pretty big fan of America, and once he wakes up from the ice we found him in, I'm sure he'll join this team we are creating.
The Miz: You must be talking about Kurt Angle. The guy my father would always talk about while I was growing up. Mr. America himself.
Nick Fury: Some would refer to him as "Captain." Mr. America was some other guy.
The Miz: Greaaaaat. Is it just the two of us?
Nick Fury: There will be more along the way. But also keep in mind that with heroes, there will be villains to cross us. Andre is the most pressing threat, but he won't be the only one. The important thing is that we get our hands on those Infinity Stones.
The Miz: Fantastic. Well, I'm going to go have a drink. It was nice talking to you, guy from the shadows.
Nick Fury: You can have that drink. When you're done, I'll leave this file on your desk. I want you to size up our newest recruit. People call him 'Amazing," with the ability to seemingly climb on walls, increased agility and speed, just seems to bounce off any enemy he goes against. Make contact with him. We're going to need all the help we can get.