[punk/core]

Agreed. Does she live in So Cal? We could find her and tag team her.

[Deleted]

I'm pretty sure she's human, guys. That's a hole for each of the 3 of us, then.

[Deleted]

Oh yeah, I'll be in the SoCal area in about a month. Get on it!

[salmonjunkie]

gatorbait said:

I'm pretty sure she's human, guys. That's a hole for each of the 3 of us, then.

Vagina, mouth... Um, what are you hoping for Gator? Ear, nostril, or belly button?

[williamssl]

I think this means Gator is all about the poop shoot.

[docx]

Who wouldn't be?

[Deleted]

I'd be lying if I said I haven't done it. If that was the only hole of Allison's available to me, I'd be all about it.

Also, can the next "showdown" also include girls who aren't quite legal in the states? Hayden Panettiere has a lot to offer:

[Lucky]

As best as I figure the next showdown can include whatever women you want it to. If you want to be a perv, so be it. When she comes to a vote the split between pervs and non-pervs will be put to a test.

I'm thinking 20 lady ballot, 32 field. I'd like to go the full way up to 64 but (a) that's a LONG showdown and (b) I don't think a 20 team ballot would fill that and asking more seems excessive.

But asking everyone to do a 20 team ballot seems easy. And it allows for some specialized picks and personal favorites after the favorites and big guns get picked up top. Might mean some ties but then we can just do some play in games. And 32 means 16 matchups in Round 1, 8 in Round 2, and the Final Four. I figure that's 3 weeks, 4 tops with plenty of time to vote and play without having the thing go on forever. Like a certain showdown that feels like its just become the theme of the board instead of something that will end some day.

People good with that? Anyone want to make the case for going up to 64 with maybe a 30 lady ballot? Someone want to tell me how I use Excel to tabulate the results without going insane?

[williamssl]

I like how you've set this up. Field of 32. Might wanna go 15 noms instead of 20 just from an upfront administrative perspective.

Also opening it up to whomever people wanna submit is cool. That way Gator can submit his pornstar and underage chick list.

And lastly, might wanna be thinking of a way to include Courtney so she can play. Take her noms, which are likely to be all guys, but then hopefully she's the only one voting for guys (SOLLY I'M TALKING TO YOU!). Her #1 might end up making the cut of 32 but then be dashed in the first round.... I don't know - I'm not telling you what to do here - just bringing up the Courtney factor and making an effort - whatever it is - to include her.

Oh - and I had told Optimus Prime's Sex Slave this on the current showdown--but if you need help w/ the spreadsheet stuff, happy to help.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Leave all votes open for at least one week when we run the complete showdown. I only get to my home computer a few times a week. I totally missed a few of these.

[Lucky]

I'll leave them open, MKid. Tex just flew through these as a distraction. I missed the 1st round as well. I figure if we go 32 we can do a rough schedule of one side of the bracket opening on Monday and closing Sunday, the other opening Wednesday and closing Tuesday. That should run the whole thing a shade over 3 weeks. If we expand a round then I might have to rethink that to save some time.


Tex, I like 20 on the ballot instead of 15. Bit more work for me but I think it stands a better chance of getting ladies in the showdown who got more than 1 vote. That's something I've noticed with the showdowns. There's always a bunch of big guns who get named across the board. There's usually some big ones who get left off some but get half the field or so and get scattered around the ballots. But then there always seem to be complete randomness below. Truthfully, that randomness will probably just stay the same here as those extra 5 picks will probably go to all sorts of different ways. Someone will be voting porn chicks, someone rock chicks, someone reality chicks, etc. But I like that it gives us the chance for ladies to pick up extra ballots. And like I said, if we end up with a bunch of ladies who got the same number of pts we can do play in rounds.

I hadn't considered Court (or anyone else) voting in men. I was thinking of this as the "Hot Chick Showdown." I suppose we could make it the "Hot ____ Showdown" and give her, Flea, or anyone latent homosexuals the chance to name their guys. Only a handful of them would likely make the cut and they'd essentially by BYEs for the tourney... but the odds that we ever do a "Hot Dudes Showdown" seem slim. I'm open to the idea. I was going to just extend the offer to any ladies to vote for ladies if they so wished. But this seems fair and potentially amusing.

So there are NO restrictions on who makes you 20 person ballot. No age restrictions. No employment restrictions. No gender restrictions. Dakota Fanning or Brad Pitt. Both allowed, even if they (hopefully) get a low seed and have no chance of winning.

I'm still considering saying "25 person ballot" and 64 field. Anyone want to support that or hates it say the word.

[The Canadian Content]

Are we submitting the ballots ranked 1-20, or just 20 names in whatever order they land?

[Lucky]

1-20. 1st place gets 20 pts, 20th gets 1. Add it all up, 32 highest point getters get in.

Or 1-25/64 depending on what I decide or people suggest/request.

[Deleted]

And everybody needs to remember that just because she's had a recent turn of insanity, that doesn't mean Britney Spears wasn't smoking smoking hot at one point.

[williamssl]

We all know YOU'RE referring to her Mouseketeer days....

[Deleted]

Oh yeah, we need to make sure Timberlake from those days is on this list, too! Sooooo supple!