MidWeek Mayhem (#909) Live! From Cork, Ireland
Apr 3, 2019 19:18:15 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Apr 3, 2019 19:18:15 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#909)
Live! From Cork, Ireland
April 3, 2019
JACK BULLET vs. JOHN LAW
John Law is out first, he makes his way to the ring and storms around the ring waiting for his opponent. “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet is announced and makes his way to the ring. Jack steps between the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the fans who cheer wildly. As he hops off the apron and turns to face Law, Law charges into the corner and NAILS Bullet with a night stick! Bullet falls to the mat, Law pounces on him and pulls some zip ties from his pocket and ties Bullet’s hands behind his back. Law lands repeated kicks to Bullet’s head as the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of him. Law grabs the club again and brings it down on Bullet’s head, busting him wide open. The referee tries to get between them, but Law shoves him away. Officials flood the ring, and Law fights them off and lands more shots to Law. They finally get him out of the ring and Law grabs a mic:
Bullet…….you’ve got the right to remain silent…….<laughing> and right now, you have no choice. These idiot fans may think you’re a hero, but I know you Bullet, you’re a drunk, and you’re a chump. Crawl back into the bottle and stay the out of my ring!
Law slams the mic to the floor and heads to the back, reveling in the boos.
WINNER by disqualification in : 11 – Jack Bullet
MAC FLASHER vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
“I Get Wet” plays out Mac Flasher, who is immediately greeted by OOWF Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis. While the two don’t come to blows, they jaw at each other almost the whole way down the aisle. Sebastian mocking holds the ropes open for Mac, who declines the invitation and slingshots himself over the top rope. Sebastian saunters in and holds the championship directly in Mac’s face, only taking it down when OOWF official Gavin “Junior” Hale takes the championship and requests that both men shake hands. Sebastian yanks his hand back and gets slugged by Mac before Hale can call for the bell.
Hale drops to the outside to inform ring announcer Mike Elevenbee of his decision, but as he’s on the outside, Sebastian and Mac engage in a brawl that spills to the outside, all before the bell has been rung. Mac runs Sebastian into a ringpost and Sebastian eventually bashes Mac’s head off of the apron. Hale breaks the two up before informing both men that they’ve earned two warnings each for their antics.
Mac Flasher and Sebastian Davis have each received two warnings.
Sebastian is enraged while Mac is also not too pleased. Hale calls for the bell as Sebastian begins to plead his case with Hale, who points at the clutter around the ring created by their brawl. Sebastian gets in Hale’s face only for Mac to sneak in with a schoolboy rollup that gets a surprising 2. Sebastian pops up and right into a one-one-step lariat from Mac that almost spins Sebastian from his boots. Sebastian stumbles to his feet and steps between the ropes as Mac gets a bit too close.
Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break.
With Hale backing Mac away, the official doesn’t see the rake of the eyes that Sebastian gives Mac, causing the crowd to call for a disqualification.
Russ: “Sebastian Davis was playing with fire. Had Junior caught that eye rake, Mac Flasher is your new Onslaught Champion.”
Razz: “But that’s a credit to Sebastian’s awareness. He knows the risk involved and pulled it off at the perfect moment. Advantage: Davis.”
Sebastian takes the opportunity to whip Mac to all four corners, greeting him with a big boot after the fourth corner. A quick cover gets 1 as Mac is able to roll his shoulder. Sebastian stays on the offensive, working in a nerve hold/arm bar combo on Mac’s left shoulder while making sure to taunt Mac and any fan brave enough to shout their dislike of Sebastian or his actions. Sebastian switches to a grinding headlock, leaning on Mac’s affected shoulder with attempts to roll him on his back. Mac kicks out before the count on the first rollover but almost gets caught in a pin before draping a leg over the bottom rope.
Mac Flasher has used his first rope break.
Sebastian pulls Mac to the center of the ring and reapplies the nerve hold, causing Mac to fade slightly. With his free hand, Sebastian grinds his forearm across Mac’s face, resting it under Mac’s nose to slow his breathing. Hale looks at Sebastian, but cannot cite anything illegal as Sebastian repeats the assault, bloodying Mac’s nose with a harsh back-and-forth grind.
Razz: “Again. This awareness! Sebastian knows how far he can go and gets the most out of it. Now Mac’s nose is bleeding and that will certainly affect his breathing, even when Sebastian isn’t grinding that forearm on his face.”
Mac continues to fade as Sebastian transfers to a sleeper hold. Hale chooses the three-drop method to confirm Mac’s state, dropping the arm twice before Mac is able to inhale deeply and keep his arm up on the third try. Mac tries to stand up, but Sebastian flows the hold into a front face lock with Sebastian lean his upper-body weight across Mac’s shoulders. Sebastian rolls Mac over and gets 2. Sebastian releases the hold, stands up and starts to stomp away at Mac, getting tripped up when Mac grabs his boot and rolled into an ankle lock. Sebastian promptly crawls to the ropes and gets the break before Mac has the hold on for too long.
Sebastian Davis has used his second rope break.
Mac stands up slowly with Sebastian rolling outside for a breather. Hale gets the count to 3 before Sebastian heads back in. Sebastian tries to slip a punch in on Mac, who ducks and sends him into the corner with a snappy Irish whip. Before Mac can connect on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley, Hale is caught in between the two and crumples immediately upon impact.
Razz: “What did Junior Hale ever do to Mac? He’s not a wrestler! That’s assault!”
Russ: “Junior got caught in an unfortunate spot. He was checking on the champ. It was accidental, but it’s all part of the risk of wearing those stripes.”
Mac takes a knee to check on Hale as Sebastian rolls to the outside and grabs his championship. Sebastian takes advantage of Mac’s distracted state and rolls in out of Mac’s view. Just as Sebastian is trying to clock Mac from behind, Mac turns around and catches the incoming title headed for his head. The two struggle over control of the championship, getting into a tug-of-war as Hale starts to come to. With the two still yanking at the championship, Hale calls for the bell and waves over Elevenbee.
Ladies and gentlemen, OOWF official Junior Hale has disqualified both men. Therefore, Sebastian Davis still retains the OOWF Onslaught Championship.
Garbage starts to fill the ring as Mac and Sebastian each plead their case to Hale. Sebastian tries to shove Hale, but is stopped by Mac, who sends him through the ropes with a right hand. After picking up the championship and looking at it, Mac then drops to the outside and mockingly hands it over to Sebastian, who grabs it and backs away before heading up the ramp. Mac exchanges stares with Sebastian as an ad for the OOWF.tv political news talk series “Moosehead Jack: Master Debater” cuts in on the feed.
STACY KIRKLAND vs. ZED
Newcomer Stacy Kirkland makes her entrance and the fans boo the shit out of that. She smirks at all that, and awaits Zed. “Hero” plays and Zed appears to cheers, accompanied by Rev. Brick~! And lots of cheers. They face off and await the bell. DING~! Opening lock up and Stacy quickly gets the upper hand. She’s new, but not as green as she looks… Fire knows how to pick talent. Very soon Stacy has Zed all twisted up into Figure Four leg-lock, and she uses her flexibility to arch her back so that way she gets maximum pain. Rev. Brick pounds the mat piously.
Razz: How does a brick pound a mat piously?
Russ: I think the real question is how does a brick pound a mat?
Razz: A little wine, a little dinner…
Russ: You’re disgusting.
However he does it, Zed is able to focus on that, and not the pain as the crowd joins in with clapping. Stacy’s off balance a bit in that position, and Zed capitalizes by shifting his weight just slightly, and she’s forced to release as she falls sideways. Zed rolls away and uses the ring post to get to his feet, working the pain out of his leg. Stacy rushes him but he dodges at the last second and she eats turnbuckle. Zed grabs the back of her head and slams it into the corner a few times, and the crowd starts counting along, but as he gets to five, Stacy gets her bearings and resists, then counters with a rear elbow to his jaw. Zed staggers back and Stacy pounces, but Zed catches her in midair, and lands a really nice tilt-o-whirl DDT. He tries for the pin, but Stacy kicks out at 2. Zed pulls her up by the hair, drawing a warning. He accepts his warning and turns to face Stacy who greets him with a BIG slap to the face. Zed whirls around and as he gets to 180 Stacy grabs his shoulders and …LUNGBLOWER~! Zed crumples to the mat and Stacy hooks the leg for a pin, one…two….REV BRICK~! distracts everyone by hopping on the apron and praying loudly that the Lord grant Zed some extra strength. It works, as Zed kicks out. The referee goes to tell Brick~! that inviting the Lord into the match might be against the rules but he has to look. Brick argues that the Lord is everywhere. Stacy takes the opportunity of the referee’s back being turned to knock Zed out cold with a right cross. Brick~! screams at the referee to look what she’s doing, but when he turns to check, all he sees her doing is another pin. The referee counts one…two…THREE~! Despite Brick~!’s protest and Zed’s clear unconsciousness, the referee shrugs and raises Stacy’s arm.
WINNER in 11:47 – Stacy Kirkland
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. SHIZURU vs. MATT FOLZ
All 3 competitors are introduced and this one is underway. As expected, Bev and Sizzle immediately go after the World Champion. Matt does his best to hold him off but Beverly nails him in the back of the head and then holds him as Sizzle hits him with hard chops. Sizzle with an Irish Whip and a drop toe hold and Bev follows with an elbow. Double Elbow knocks Matt out of the ring. Matt walks over to the ring announcer and grabs a mic.
Matt: If you think I'm going to participate in this farce of a non title glorified handicap match, you are sadly mistaken.
Matt grabs his Championship from the timekeeper and walks to the back to a chorus of boos. Beverly and Sizzle shrug at one another and then start start exchanging chops. Sizzle with a snap suplex and then heads up top to nail a leg drop that gets 2. Several hard strong style kicks followed by a Fisherman's Suplex for 2. Sizzle sets up for the Dreammaker but Bev sees it coming and ducks. Bev grabs Sizzle and nails a release German Suplex. Beverly with a kick to the gut and then she grabs her doubled over opponent and hits a butterfly suplex. Bev heads up top and nails a flying elbow for 2. Bev whips Sizzle into the corner and charges, but Sizzle gets his foot up. Sizzle tries a victory roll but Bev reverses 1....2..3.
WINNER (Pinfall, 5:31) Beverly Cambridge
CLAN QUINN vs. THE FRENEMIES – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match
The cage is set up and the crowd is chanting CLAN QUINN! CLAN QUINN! The first chords of Armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon play and the place comes unglued. Moose and Fire come out to the top of the ramp and the crowd roars even louder. The Quinn’s storm the ring and climb the cage, as they straddle the top of the cage, somehow the cheers get even louder.
Russ: Firewoman and Moosehead Jack are getting one of the loudest ovations I have ever heard in my life. Folks, kiss your loved ones, get your affairs in order, this is surely the end.
Razz: This is insane!
Moose and Fire climb into the middle of the ring and stand ready. The Frenemies music hits, and they are damn near booed out of the building. Kylie and Bridget come out to the top of the ramp. They are both momentarily taken aback by the chorus of boos that rains down on them. Security surrounds them for protection to the ring, Bridget snarls and grabs Kylie and they head toward the cage. The champs step into the ring and climb the turnbuckles and hold their titles high and the boos intensify. Beer bottles get thrown and smash against the side of the cage.
Razz: Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let them have glass bottles?
Russ: This reminds me of Puerto Rico back in the territory days, and folks, that is NOT a good thing
The referee takes the titles and holds them in the air, then hands them to an attendant through the door. The door is locked, the bell rings, and this one is underway!
The referee orders one of each out of the ring, so it looks like this will be a straight tag match. Bridget starts for the Frenemies and attacks Moose from behind, which draws nuclear heat from the crowd. Bridget grabs him and throws him face first into the cage, then stomps a mud hole in him. Bridget pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then connects with a spinning heel kick that drops Moose to the mat. Bridget hits the ropes and connects with a knee to the side of Moose’s head, then covers, but Moose is out at two.
Bridget drags Moose to the Frenemy corner and tags in Kylie, Kylie still looks a bit wide eyed at the reaction they are getting, Bridget yells at her and wrings Moose’s arm, Kylie climbs to the top rope and drops a double axe handle down on Moose’s arm. Kylie takes Moose to the mat and works a hammerlock, which only further infuriates the crowd.
Moose fights back to his feet, Kylie releases the hold and hits a LUNGBLOWER on Moose, then tags in Bridget. Bridget climbs to the top rope and hits a Savage elbow from the top and covers again, but once again Moose kicks out at two. Bridget pulls Moose to a sitting position and locks in a headlock. Bridget jaws with the crowd, and puts her feet on the middle rope for leverage, cutting off Moose’s oxygen. The referee starts a five count and Bridget breaks just before…….well, not sure what, cage matches are no disqualification, right?
Russ: Some unexpected tactics from Bridget here…….
Razz: Well, if you are going to be called a heel, might as well BE a heel……
Bridget grabs Moose and slams his face into the cage and rakes it back and forth, then lifts him and drops him between the ropes and the cage, hits the far ropes and drives a knee into the back of Moose’s head, slamming his face into the cage. Moose slumps to the mat, Bridget tags in Kylie, she comes in and pulls Moose back up, grabs his arms and plants her foot on the back of his head and gives a sort of standing CURB STOMP to Moose, repeatedly driving his face into the cage. The crowd is about to riot at this point, and Moose is busted wide open.
Kylie grabs Moose and pulls him over the top rope, hooking his feet on the top rope, then DRIVING him to the mat with a DDT. Kylie rolls him over and covers, but Fire breaks it up at two. As the ref escorts Fire out of the ring, Bridget comes in and they pull Moose to his feet and hit TOTAL ELIMINATION! Kylie covers again, but Moose somehow rolls his shoulder at two.
Kylie pulls Moose to his feet and whips him into the corner, Moose slams into the corner chest first and staggers backward, Kylie grabs him and hits a backdrop driver and bridges for another two count, Fire once again makes the save. This time she grabs Kylie and LAUNCHES her into the cage. This gives Moose time to crawl to the corner and pull himself to his feet. The crowd begins another CLAN QUINN chant. Kylie gets to her feet and charges into the corner and tries a splash, but Moose catches her and DRIVES her to the mat with a urinage! The crowd explodes as Moose staggers toward the Clan Quinn corner to tag in Fire, but before he can make it, Bridget comes in and catches him with a superkick to the side of the head!
The crowd throws more bottles and garbage at the cage as the referee escorts Bridget back to her corner. Moose and Kylie are both down. The referee starts the ten count, Kylie gets to her feet at seven and grabs Moose and pulls him up, but Moose grabs Kylie and hits an inverted atomic drop, then NAILS her with a spinning back fist to the temple, Moose turns and falls into his corner and makes the tag to Fire, and the place absolutely ERUPTS!
Russ: Sweet merciful Jesus! <shouting now to be heard over the crowd> Folks, I have been doing this a long damn time, and I have NEVER heard anything like this!
Razz: What?
Fire comes in and pounces on Kylie and hammers her with punches to the face. Bridget comes in and grabs Fire and pulls her off of Kylie and tries to whip her to the ropes, but Fire reverses it and sends Bridget face first into the cage. Fire turns back to Kylie, pulls her to her feet and whips her into the corner, then flies in and connects with a right cross to her jaw that drops Kylie to the mat. Fire pulls her up and lifts her for a suplex, then brings her down with a BRAINBUSTER! Fire covers Kylie and the crowd counts along
ONE……..
TWO…….
THR…….NO!
Bridget comes back in and grabs Fire by the hair and pulls her off Kylie, Moose races into the ring and KILLS Bridget with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Bridget’s nose explodes across her face, blood pours from a clearly broken nose and she staggers back to the corner and falls to the mat. Moose and Fire pull Kylie to her feet and launch her into the cage, Fire rakes her face across the cage, drawing blood. She grabs a dazed Kylie and whips her to the ropes, but lowers her head a moment too soon, Kylie kicks her in the face, standing her back up, then she hits the ropes and charges at Fire, but Fire catches her and hits a release overhead suplex! Kylie rolls to her corner and tags in Bridget.
Bridget comes in and she and Fire trade punches, Fire gets the better of the exchange and Bridget rakes her eyes, then heads to the corner and starts to climb out of the cage!
Russ: I think Bridget has had just about enough!
Razz: Can you blame her?
Fire recovers and catches Bridget, she stands on the top rope and POWERBOMBS Bridget off the cage to the middle of the ring! The crowd explodes again! Fire turns around and it looks like she is going for a BEST FIRESAULT EVER when Kylie runs down the apron and clips her foot, crotching Fire on the top rope, she falls backward and gets trapped in the tree of woe, and the crowd is NOT happy about that! Bridget slowly rolls to her corner and tags in Kylie, Kylie gets a running start and tries for a drop kick to Fire’s head, but Moose cuts her off with a STIFF clothesline from hell that turns Kylie inside out! As the referee gets Moose out of the ring, Bridget heads down the apron and chokes the upside down Fire with a boot to the throat! The referee catches her and orders her back, Fire frees herself and falls to the mat.
Kylie recovers and pulls Fire to her feet and snapmares her to the mat, then lands several stiff kicks to the back of her head before hitting the ropes and landing a shining wizard for a two count. Kylie pulls Fire back up and throws her into the Frenemies corner and she and Bridget use quick tags and take turns blistering Fire’s chest with chops. Fire has finally had enough of that and fights out of the corner and tries to cross the ring to make the tag, but Kylie dives and grabs her leg and pulls her back to the corner. Kylie tries to put the figure four on Fire, but Fire repeatedly kicks her right in the face! Fire gets to her feet, charges into the corner and kills Bridget with a forearm to the side of the head that slams her head into the cage. She turns and sees Kylie sitting there, she hits her own shining wizard dropping Kylie to the mat, then rolls through and tags Moose back in. As expected, the crowd loses their minds.
Moose comes in as Kylie is sitting back up and hits a GRONK SPECIAL to the back of Kylie’s head, slamming her face into the mat. Moose backs Kylie into the corner and pulls a chain from his shorts, wraps it around his fist and hammers Kylie until she is a bloody mess. Jack hops off of the turnbuckle and turns around, Bridget tries to run down the apron to clothesline him, but Moose ducks and turns and NAILS her with the chain right over the eye. More blood for Bridget.
Kylie staggers out of the corner and Moose tags in Fire. Jack grabs Kylie and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, then throws her to Fire who plants her with a spike DDT! Fire covers, but once again Bridget makes the save. Bridget drops a knee across the back of Fire’s head, knocking her a bit loopy for a moment. Bridget grabs Kylie and drags her to the Frenemies corner and tags herself in. Kylie is face down on the mat, still suffering from the piledriver and DDT. Bridget comes in and pulls Fire to her feet and tries for a suplex, but Fire slips free, spins her around and hits the MOOSEKILLER! The crowd absolutely erupts for that. Fire tags in Moose, then heads to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle and keeps going. She gets to the top rope and does the gesture and the crowd chants along
BEST
FIRESAULT
EVER
Fire leaps and SLAMS into Bridget, Fire bounces off her and grabs her ribs in pain, Moose swoops in and traps Bridget in the JI-ENDO the crowd is roaring with anticipation, finally Bridget can’t take anymore and she taps out! The crowd goes DOUBLE SECRET NUCLEAR
WINNERS in 35:14 and NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – CLAN QUINN
The referee hands the Quinns the titles and they climb to the top of the cage and celebrate with the crowd, someone actually throws a bottle of whiskey up to Moose, he catches it, pulls the cork out with his teeth, and drinks deeply. Kylie and Bridget are helped out of the ring and are escorted to the back, the crowd starts another CLAN QUINN chant as we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Storming the Beach 2!, May 26, Live! From Le Havre, France. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem, April 3rd, Live! from Belfast, Northern Ireland
Live! From Cork, Ireland
April 3, 2019
JACK BULLET vs. JOHN LAW
John Law is out first, he makes his way to the ring and storms around the ring waiting for his opponent. “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet is announced and makes his way to the ring. Jack steps between the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the fans who cheer wildly. As he hops off the apron and turns to face Law, Law charges into the corner and NAILS Bullet with a night stick! Bullet falls to the mat, Law pounces on him and pulls some zip ties from his pocket and ties Bullet’s hands behind his back. Law lands repeated kicks to Bullet’s head as the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of him. Law grabs the club again and brings it down on Bullet’s head, busting him wide open. The referee tries to get between them, but Law shoves him away. Officials flood the ring, and Law fights them off and lands more shots to Law. They finally get him out of the ring and Law grabs a mic:
Bullet…….you’ve got the right to remain silent…….<laughing> and right now, you have no choice. These idiot fans may think you’re a hero, but I know you Bullet, you’re a drunk, and you’re a chump. Crawl back into the bottle and stay the out of my ring!
Law slams the mic to the floor and heads to the back, reveling in the boos.
WINNER by disqualification in : 11 – Jack Bullet
MAC FLASHER vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
“I Get Wet” plays out Mac Flasher, who is immediately greeted by OOWF Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis. While the two don’t come to blows, they jaw at each other almost the whole way down the aisle. Sebastian mocking holds the ropes open for Mac, who declines the invitation and slingshots himself over the top rope. Sebastian saunters in and holds the championship directly in Mac’s face, only taking it down when OOWF official Gavin “Junior” Hale takes the championship and requests that both men shake hands. Sebastian yanks his hand back and gets slugged by Mac before Hale can call for the bell.
Hale drops to the outside to inform ring announcer Mike Elevenbee of his decision, but as he’s on the outside, Sebastian and Mac engage in a brawl that spills to the outside, all before the bell has been rung. Mac runs Sebastian into a ringpost and Sebastian eventually bashes Mac’s head off of the apron. Hale breaks the two up before informing both men that they’ve earned two warnings each for their antics.
Mac Flasher and Sebastian Davis have each received two warnings.
Sebastian is enraged while Mac is also not too pleased. Hale calls for the bell as Sebastian begins to plead his case with Hale, who points at the clutter around the ring created by their brawl. Sebastian gets in Hale’s face only for Mac to sneak in with a schoolboy rollup that gets a surprising 2. Sebastian pops up and right into a one-one-step lariat from Mac that almost spins Sebastian from his boots. Sebastian stumbles to his feet and steps between the ropes as Mac gets a bit too close.
Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break.
With Hale backing Mac away, the official doesn’t see the rake of the eyes that Sebastian gives Mac, causing the crowd to call for a disqualification.
Russ: “Sebastian Davis was playing with fire. Had Junior caught that eye rake, Mac Flasher is your new Onslaught Champion.”
Razz: “But that’s a credit to Sebastian’s awareness. He knows the risk involved and pulled it off at the perfect moment. Advantage: Davis.”
Sebastian takes the opportunity to whip Mac to all four corners, greeting him with a big boot after the fourth corner. A quick cover gets 1 as Mac is able to roll his shoulder. Sebastian stays on the offensive, working in a nerve hold/arm bar combo on Mac’s left shoulder while making sure to taunt Mac and any fan brave enough to shout their dislike of Sebastian or his actions. Sebastian switches to a grinding headlock, leaning on Mac’s affected shoulder with attempts to roll him on his back. Mac kicks out before the count on the first rollover but almost gets caught in a pin before draping a leg over the bottom rope.
Mac Flasher has used his first rope break.
Sebastian pulls Mac to the center of the ring and reapplies the nerve hold, causing Mac to fade slightly. With his free hand, Sebastian grinds his forearm across Mac’s face, resting it under Mac’s nose to slow his breathing. Hale looks at Sebastian, but cannot cite anything illegal as Sebastian repeats the assault, bloodying Mac’s nose with a harsh back-and-forth grind.
Razz: “Again. This awareness! Sebastian knows how far he can go and gets the most out of it. Now Mac’s nose is bleeding and that will certainly affect his breathing, even when Sebastian isn’t grinding that forearm on his face.”
Mac continues to fade as Sebastian transfers to a sleeper hold. Hale chooses the three-drop method to confirm Mac’s state, dropping the arm twice before Mac is able to inhale deeply and keep his arm up on the third try. Mac tries to stand up, but Sebastian flows the hold into a front face lock with Sebastian lean his upper-body weight across Mac’s shoulders. Sebastian rolls Mac over and gets 2. Sebastian releases the hold, stands up and starts to stomp away at Mac, getting tripped up when Mac grabs his boot and rolled into an ankle lock. Sebastian promptly crawls to the ropes and gets the break before Mac has the hold on for too long.
Sebastian Davis has used his second rope break.
Mac stands up slowly with Sebastian rolling outside for a breather. Hale gets the count to 3 before Sebastian heads back in. Sebastian tries to slip a punch in on Mac, who ducks and sends him into the corner with a snappy Irish whip. Before Mac can connect on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley, Hale is caught in between the two and crumples immediately upon impact.
Razz: “What did Junior Hale ever do to Mac? He’s not a wrestler! That’s assault!”
Russ: “Junior got caught in an unfortunate spot. He was checking on the champ. It was accidental, but it’s all part of the risk of wearing those stripes.”
Mac takes a knee to check on Hale as Sebastian rolls to the outside and grabs his championship. Sebastian takes advantage of Mac’s distracted state and rolls in out of Mac’s view. Just as Sebastian is trying to clock Mac from behind, Mac turns around and catches the incoming title headed for his head. The two struggle over control of the championship, getting into a tug-of-war as Hale starts to come to. With the two still yanking at the championship, Hale calls for the bell and waves over Elevenbee.
Ladies and gentlemen, OOWF official Junior Hale has disqualified both men. Therefore, Sebastian Davis still retains the OOWF Onslaught Championship.
Garbage starts to fill the ring as Mac and Sebastian each plead their case to Hale. Sebastian tries to shove Hale, but is stopped by Mac, who sends him through the ropes with a right hand. After picking up the championship and looking at it, Mac then drops to the outside and mockingly hands it over to Sebastian, who grabs it and backs away before heading up the ramp. Mac exchanges stares with Sebastian as an ad for the OOWF.tv political news talk series “Moosehead Jack: Master Debater” cuts in on the feed.
STACY KIRKLAND vs. ZED
Newcomer Stacy Kirkland makes her entrance and the fans boo the shit out of that. She smirks at all that, and awaits Zed. “Hero” plays and Zed appears to cheers, accompanied by Rev. Brick~! And lots of cheers. They face off and await the bell. DING~! Opening lock up and Stacy quickly gets the upper hand. She’s new, but not as green as she looks… Fire knows how to pick talent. Very soon Stacy has Zed all twisted up into Figure Four leg-lock, and she uses her flexibility to arch her back so that way she gets maximum pain. Rev. Brick pounds the mat piously.
Razz: How does a brick pound a mat piously?
Russ: I think the real question is how does a brick pound a mat?
Razz: A little wine, a little dinner…
Russ: You’re disgusting.
However he does it, Zed is able to focus on that, and not the pain as the crowd joins in with clapping. Stacy’s off balance a bit in that position, and Zed capitalizes by shifting his weight just slightly, and she’s forced to release as she falls sideways. Zed rolls away and uses the ring post to get to his feet, working the pain out of his leg. Stacy rushes him but he dodges at the last second and she eats turnbuckle. Zed grabs the back of her head and slams it into the corner a few times, and the crowd starts counting along, but as he gets to five, Stacy gets her bearings and resists, then counters with a rear elbow to his jaw. Zed staggers back and Stacy pounces, but Zed catches her in midair, and lands a really nice tilt-o-whirl DDT. He tries for the pin, but Stacy kicks out at 2. Zed pulls her up by the hair, drawing a warning. He accepts his warning and turns to face Stacy who greets him with a BIG slap to the face. Zed whirls around and as he gets to 180 Stacy grabs his shoulders and …LUNGBLOWER~! Zed crumples to the mat and Stacy hooks the leg for a pin, one…two….REV BRICK~! distracts everyone by hopping on the apron and praying loudly that the Lord grant Zed some extra strength. It works, as Zed kicks out. The referee goes to tell Brick~! that inviting the Lord into the match might be against the rules but he has to look. Brick argues that the Lord is everywhere. Stacy takes the opportunity of the referee’s back being turned to knock Zed out cold with a right cross. Brick~! screams at the referee to look what she’s doing, but when he turns to check, all he sees her doing is another pin. The referee counts one…two…THREE~! Despite Brick~!’s protest and Zed’s clear unconsciousness, the referee shrugs and raises Stacy’s arm.
WINNER in 11:47 – Stacy Kirkland
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. SHIZURU vs. MATT FOLZ
All 3 competitors are introduced and this one is underway. As expected, Bev and Sizzle immediately go after the World Champion. Matt does his best to hold him off but Beverly nails him in the back of the head and then holds him as Sizzle hits him with hard chops. Sizzle with an Irish Whip and a drop toe hold and Bev follows with an elbow. Double Elbow knocks Matt out of the ring. Matt walks over to the ring announcer and grabs a mic.
Matt: If you think I'm going to participate in this farce of a non title glorified handicap match, you are sadly mistaken.
Matt grabs his Championship from the timekeeper and walks to the back to a chorus of boos. Beverly and Sizzle shrug at one another and then start start exchanging chops. Sizzle with a snap suplex and then heads up top to nail a leg drop that gets 2. Several hard strong style kicks followed by a Fisherman's Suplex for 2. Sizzle sets up for the Dreammaker but Bev sees it coming and ducks. Bev grabs Sizzle and nails a release German Suplex. Beverly with a kick to the gut and then she grabs her doubled over opponent and hits a butterfly suplex. Bev heads up top and nails a flying elbow for 2. Bev whips Sizzle into the corner and charges, but Sizzle gets his foot up. Sizzle tries a victory roll but Bev reverses 1....2..3.
WINNER (Pinfall, 5:31) Beverly Cambridge
CLAN QUINN vs. THE FRENEMIES – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match
The cage is set up and the crowd is chanting CLAN QUINN! CLAN QUINN! The first chords of Armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon play and the place comes unglued. Moose and Fire come out to the top of the ramp and the crowd roars even louder. The Quinn’s storm the ring and climb the cage, as they straddle the top of the cage, somehow the cheers get even louder.
Russ: Firewoman and Moosehead Jack are getting one of the loudest ovations I have ever heard in my life. Folks, kiss your loved ones, get your affairs in order, this is surely the end.
Razz: This is insane!
Moose and Fire climb into the middle of the ring and stand ready. The Frenemies music hits, and they are damn near booed out of the building. Kylie and Bridget come out to the top of the ramp. They are both momentarily taken aback by the chorus of boos that rains down on them. Security surrounds them for protection to the ring, Bridget snarls and grabs Kylie and they head toward the cage. The champs step into the ring and climb the turnbuckles and hold their titles high and the boos intensify. Beer bottles get thrown and smash against the side of the cage.
Razz: Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let them have glass bottles?
Russ: This reminds me of Puerto Rico back in the territory days, and folks, that is NOT a good thing
The referee takes the titles and holds them in the air, then hands them to an attendant through the door. The door is locked, the bell rings, and this one is underway!
The referee orders one of each out of the ring, so it looks like this will be a straight tag match. Bridget starts for the Frenemies and attacks Moose from behind, which draws nuclear heat from the crowd. Bridget grabs him and throws him face first into the cage, then stomps a mud hole in him. Bridget pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then connects with a spinning heel kick that drops Moose to the mat. Bridget hits the ropes and connects with a knee to the side of Moose’s head, then covers, but Moose is out at two.
Bridget drags Moose to the Frenemy corner and tags in Kylie, Kylie still looks a bit wide eyed at the reaction they are getting, Bridget yells at her and wrings Moose’s arm, Kylie climbs to the top rope and drops a double axe handle down on Moose’s arm. Kylie takes Moose to the mat and works a hammerlock, which only further infuriates the crowd.
Moose fights back to his feet, Kylie releases the hold and hits a LUNGBLOWER on Moose, then tags in Bridget. Bridget climbs to the top rope and hits a Savage elbow from the top and covers again, but once again Moose kicks out at two. Bridget pulls Moose to a sitting position and locks in a headlock. Bridget jaws with the crowd, and puts her feet on the middle rope for leverage, cutting off Moose’s oxygen. The referee starts a five count and Bridget breaks just before…….well, not sure what, cage matches are no disqualification, right?
Russ: Some unexpected tactics from Bridget here…….
Razz: Well, if you are going to be called a heel, might as well BE a heel……
Bridget grabs Moose and slams his face into the cage and rakes it back and forth, then lifts him and drops him between the ropes and the cage, hits the far ropes and drives a knee into the back of Moose’s head, slamming his face into the cage. Moose slumps to the mat, Bridget tags in Kylie, she comes in and pulls Moose back up, grabs his arms and plants her foot on the back of his head and gives a sort of standing CURB STOMP to Moose, repeatedly driving his face into the cage. The crowd is about to riot at this point, and Moose is busted wide open.
Kylie grabs Moose and pulls him over the top rope, hooking his feet on the top rope, then DRIVING him to the mat with a DDT. Kylie rolls him over and covers, but Fire breaks it up at two. As the ref escorts Fire out of the ring, Bridget comes in and they pull Moose to his feet and hit TOTAL ELIMINATION! Kylie covers again, but Moose somehow rolls his shoulder at two.
Kylie pulls Moose to his feet and whips him into the corner, Moose slams into the corner chest first and staggers backward, Kylie grabs him and hits a backdrop driver and bridges for another two count, Fire once again makes the save. This time she grabs Kylie and LAUNCHES her into the cage. This gives Moose time to crawl to the corner and pull himself to his feet. The crowd begins another CLAN QUINN chant. Kylie gets to her feet and charges into the corner and tries a splash, but Moose catches her and DRIVES her to the mat with a urinage! The crowd explodes as Moose staggers toward the Clan Quinn corner to tag in Fire, but before he can make it, Bridget comes in and catches him with a superkick to the side of the head!
The crowd throws more bottles and garbage at the cage as the referee escorts Bridget back to her corner. Moose and Kylie are both down. The referee starts the ten count, Kylie gets to her feet at seven and grabs Moose and pulls him up, but Moose grabs Kylie and hits an inverted atomic drop, then NAILS her with a spinning back fist to the temple, Moose turns and falls into his corner and makes the tag to Fire, and the place absolutely ERUPTS!
Russ: Sweet merciful Jesus! <shouting now to be heard over the crowd> Folks, I have been doing this a long damn time, and I have NEVER heard anything like this!
Razz: What?
Fire comes in and pounces on Kylie and hammers her with punches to the face. Bridget comes in and grabs Fire and pulls her off of Kylie and tries to whip her to the ropes, but Fire reverses it and sends Bridget face first into the cage. Fire turns back to Kylie, pulls her to her feet and whips her into the corner, then flies in and connects with a right cross to her jaw that drops Kylie to the mat. Fire pulls her up and lifts her for a suplex, then brings her down with a BRAINBUSTER! Fire covers Kylie and the crowd counts along
ONE……..
TWO…….
THR…….NO!
Bridget comes back in and grabs Fire by the hair and pulls her off Kylie, Moose races into the ring and KILLS Bridget with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Bridget’s nose explodes across her face, blood pours from a clearly broken nose and she staggers back to the corner and falls to the mat. Moose and Fire pull Kylie to her feet and launch her into the cage, Fire rakes her face across the cage, drawing blood. She grabs a dazed Kylie and whips her to the ropes, but lowers her head a moment too soon, Kylie kicks her in the face, standing her back up, then she hits the ropes and charges at Fire, but Fire catches her and hits a release overhead suplex! Kylie rolls to her corner and tags in Bridget.
Bridget comes in and she and Fire trade punches, Fire gets the better of the exchange and Bridget rakes her eyes, then heads to the corner and starts to climb out of the cage!
Russ: I think Bridget has had just about enough!
Razz: Can you blame her?
Fire recovers and catches Bridget, she stands on the top rope and POWERBOMBS Bridget off the cage to the middle of the ring! The crowd explodes again! Fire turns around and it looks like she is going for a BEST FIRESAULT EVER when Kylie runs down the apron and clips her foot, crotching Fire on the top rope, she falls backward and gets trapped in the tree of woe, and the crowd is NOT happy about that! Bridget slowly rolls to her corner and tags in Kylie, Kylie gets a running start and tries for a drop kick to Fire’s head, but Moose cuts her off with a STIFF clothesline from hell that turns Kylie inside out! As the referee gets Moose out of the ring, Bridget heads down the apron and chokes the upside down Fire with a boot to the throat! The referee catches her and orders her back, Fire frees herself and falls to the mat.
Kylie recovers and pulls Fire to her feet and snapmares her to the mat, then lands several stiff kicks to the back of her head before hitting the ropes and landing a shining wizard for a two count. Kylie pulls Fire back up and throws her into the Frenemies corner and she and Bridget use quick tags and take turns blistering Fire’s chest with chops. Fire has finally had enough of that and fights out of the corner and tries to cross the ring to make the tag, but Kylie dives and grabs her leg and pulls her back to the corner. Kylie tries to put the figure four on Fire, but Fire repeatedly kicks her right in the face! Fire gets to her feet, charges into the corner and kills Bridget with a forearm to the side of the head that slams her head into the cage. She turns and sees Kylie sitting there, she hits her own shining wizard dropping Kylie to the mat, then rolls through and tags Moose back in. As expected, the crowd loses their minds.
Moose comes in as Kylie is sitting back up and hits a GRONK SPECIAL to the back of Kylie’s head, slamming her face into the mat. Moose backs Kylie into the corner and pulls a chain from his shorts, wraps it around his fist and hammers Kylie until she is a bloody mess. Jack hops off of the turnbuckle and turns around, Bridget tries to run down the apron to clothesline him, but Moose ducks and turns and NAILS her with the chain right over the eye. More blood for Bridget.
Kylie staggers out of the corner and Moose tags in Fire. Jack grabs Kylie and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, then throws her to Fire who plants her with a spike DDT! Fire covers, but once again Bridget makes the save. Bridget drops a knee across the back of Fire’s head, knocking her a bit loopy for a moment. Bridget grabs Kylie and drags her to the Frenemies corner and tags herself in. Kylie is face down on the mat, still suffering from the piledriver and DDT. Bridget comes in and pulls Fire to her feet and tries for a suplex, but Fire slips free, spins her around and hits the MOOSEKILLER! The crowd absolutely erupts for that. Fire tags in Moose, then heads to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle and keeps going. She gets to the top rope and does the gesture and the crowd chants along
BEST
FIRESAULT
EVER
Fire leaps and SLAMS into Bridget, Fire bounces off her and grabs her ribs in pain, Moose swoops in and traps Bridget in the JI-ENDO the crowd is roaring with anticipation, finally Bridget can’t take anymore and she taps out! The crowd goes DOUBLE SECRET NUCLEAR
WINNERS in 35:14 and NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – CLAN QUINN
The referee hands the Quinns the titles and they climb to the top of the cage and celebrate with the crowd, someone actually throws a bottle of whiskey up to Moose, he catches it, pulls the cork out with his teeth, and drinks deeply. Kylie and Bridget are helped out of the ring and are escorted to the back, the crowd starts another CLAN QUINN chant as we fade to black.
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