Post by Road Warrior Shark on Jan 2, 2021 20:50:59 GMT -5
~~~ We join Pat McAfee’s podcast in progress. ~~~
McAfee: And now, our next guest, WWE official Adam Pearce.
Pearce: Thank you. It is an honor to be here.
McAfee: Of course it is. Now Adam, you’ve been working behind the scenes with WWE now for several years.
Pearce: Yes sir, once I retired from in-ring competition, I ‘ve been working with the company on a full time basis.
McAfee: But you never wrestled for the WWE full time?
Pearce: Well, no. My career took me other places.
McAfee: Like Bingo halls and middle school gymnasiums?
Pearce: You know, I’m proud of my career.
McAfee: Yeah, but since you really never did anything of note, there isn’t much to be proud of.
Pearce: Well, I wouldn’t say that. I was NWA World Champion 5 times for over a thousand days total.
McAfee: Yeah, but in football terms, that’s like being the MVP of the CFL. I was a Pro-Bowler at the highest level. Too bad you can’t say the same.
Pearce: I’ll put my career up against anyone’s. I’m proud of what I accomplished.
McAfee: Really? And what would you do with the other 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day?
Pearce: You know, I/m just about tired of your mouth.
McAfee: So whatcha gonna do about it, you worn-out old has-been?
Pearce: You know, just because I’m retired doesn’t mean I can’t kick your tail there, mister.
McAfee: (feigning fear) Ooooh. I’m not scared of you, old man. I played NFL football. I’m a real athlete. Pretty much any NFL player could walk in here, train a couple days and wipe the mat with some NWA jabroni.
Pearce: Man, you were a Punter.
McAfee: Real. Athlete.
McAfee: You know, because I do work behind the scenes, right? And because I do, I know of this little War Games draft that’s happening at Pun’s House. You remember War Games, right Pat? Where you got your ass handed to you and your neck nearly broken?
McAfee: (mumbling) No, Not really, No.
Pearce: Is that a little tremble in your voice?
McAfee: Me? Hell no! I’m just worried about exposing you and your NWA as a bunch of no-talent hacks. That might be bad for business.
Pearce: No chance. Not when you have legit tough guys on your side.
McAfee: Oh yeah? Like who.
Pearce: Well, someone like 269. Dory Funk Jr. comes to mind.
McAfee: What some old cowpoke? I mean, I can pick up the phone and have a WrestleMania Main Eventer on my team in a snap.
Pearce: What?
McAfee: Oh, you forgot about 270. Lawrence Taylor?
Pearce: A one-hit wonder? If that's all you got, I like my chances.