Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Sept 5, 2021 9:01:29 GMT -5
Who did it better?
Solly (Jaws)
Brody: Josh Brolin Quint: Daniel Day-Lewis Hooper: Robert Downey, Jr. Vaughn: Michael Keaton Ellen: Jessica Chastain Mrs. Kintner: Frances McDormand Bad Hat Harry: William Hurt Ben Gardner: Jesse Plemons Chrissie: Emma Stone
Matte (The Truman Show)
Tom Hanks as Truman Burbank Nicole Kidman as Hannah Gill playing Meryl Burbank (Truman's wife) Bryan Cranston as Louis Coltrane playing Marlon (Truman's best friend since childhood) Jessica Lange as Alanis Montclair playing Angela Burbank (Truman's mother) John Goodman as Walter Moore playing Kirk Burbank (Truman's father) Brooke Shields as Sylvia playing Lauren Garland (Truman's love interest) Christopher Lee as Christof (creator of The Truman Show) William H. Macy as Simeon (control room director of The Truman Show) Jeff Goldblum as Laurence (Truman's boss) Morgan Freeman as the bus driver/ferry captain
"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge
"and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose
"But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps