[L!zz~]

<Early morning while the newly turned 11 year old and penguin sleep, the ZeBevKy compound adults are awake. Bridget is making them coffees while Kylie makes pancakes,Beverly makes eggs. Jeff is on bacon as Zed comes in with what looks like a baby stroller.>

Kylie looked at him, "Did Josie ask for a doll carriage? I'm glad she still loves her Barbie and those creepy Baby Alive but I didn't think she still wanted to push them around."

Zed looked at her. "This isn't a doll stroller. " Jeff glanced at it, almost in a panic. "Are we getting a baby?" He asked. "Who had a baby?" Bridget laughed at him, as Zed rolled his eyes.

"It's a pet stroller." Zed said. It was Bev's turn to look at him. "You got her a dog?? We discussed this. "

Frustrated, Zed held up his hand. "No! Josie really wants Opus to go to the zoo but he doesn't feel comfortable walking around it as someone might think he is trying to escape and than Fire will have to....get all Fire-y on them. SOO, I got a pet stroller so she can push him around in it."

The other adults all looked at him. Jeff was relieved there was no baby. Bridget snickered. Kylie was so touched at his thoughtfulness. Bev grinned. "If you can get Opus to ride in that willingly. I'll give you a $100."

Zed smirked "Easy money Bev..easy money. "

<we fade as Kylie heads to wake up the kid and penguin >

[L!zz~]

<Many hours later of the same day we return to the ZeBevKy compound. The main areas are decorated and the assembled are looking rather....worn..>

Bill poured all the adults and Opus a glass of the good stuff. He gave Josie a glass of sparkling apple juice. They all needed it.

Patrick was playing with a balloon and what looked like a monkey....cause it was a monkey...

The doorbell rang and PORK was closest so he answered it. Not all surprised to see Shiz, Kali and Jack. They had been invited for dinner and cake. Kali had insisted they attend.

As they entered they looked around. Jack saw his sister, in a corner speaking on the phone adamantly.

Shiz looked around but Kali spoke first..

"Josie, where did all these new animals come from?"

Josie grinned. "We burned down a zoo..."

<fade>

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene from earlier this morning and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find MAC FLASHER sitting at his desk inside the office of his apartment while typing something on his computer. While MAC is working on whatever it is he is working on, probably not a promo for an e-fed or anything, his HomePod is playing “This Fire” by Franz Ferdinand just as the first chorus drops, MAC starts to sing (horribly)*

MAC *shouting more than singing*: “…THIS FIRE IS OUT OF CONTROL; I’M GONNA BURN THIS CITY, BURN THIS CITY; THIS FIRE IS OUT OF CONTROL …”

*during MAC’s unintentional “American Idol” audition, he hears a very emphatic knocking on his door. He pauses the song before getting up from his seat and walking to the door to find FIREWOMAN – in her running gear – standing at his door*

FIREWOMAN: “Just so you know, I am very in control! While you may not agree with my management, to say that I’m out of control is slanderous and could lead to the termination of your contract. You, Mr. Flasher, need to work on these outbursts against authority.”

MF: “I … I was singing along to a song. I was not slandering you or anyone associated with OOWF, past or present.”

F *blushing a bit at the assumption-based error*: “Well … Maybe close the windows before you burst into song next time. It was very disruptive to not only my peace, but to anyone in the tri-county area.”

MF: “I’ll take that advice under consideration.”

F: “Good. It will do all of us on this planet a favor if you kept your singing as much to yourself as possible.”

*FIREWOMAN jogs down the steps outside of MAC’s apartment as the scene fades*

[Fire-Babe]

After her morning run and while Patrick is 'safely' at the birthday party, Fire and Stank are DRIVING~! through the Great Smokey Mountains around Asheville. Fire looks out the passenger window. Stank occasionally looks over at her, trying to get a conversation started.

S: You know, it's been TWO DAYS. You can't keep up the silent treatment forever.

Firewoman slowly turns to look at him blankly, then back to the window.

S: Okay, yeah, YOU probably can...damn Quinn stubbornness...Alright, don't say anything, just listen.

In response, Fire puts on her blue tooth headset, whatever those big ones are that are cool again. Stank sighs angrily, grabs them off her head.

FW: HEY!

He rolls down the window and tosses them out. Since it's the driver's side they land on the highway, where an 18-wheeler going the opposite direction runs them over.

FW: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE COST?

S: Hey, you DO speak!

FW: Oh, I have a lot to say--

S: Well, just hold onto it or a minute.

Stank takes an exit, onto what becomes a country road.

FW: Oh good, an isolated place to dump your body.

S: Not now, woman. Now listen... I would never...EVER...take Patrick away from you, or cause him to think that you have abandoned him. I know how important that is to you. I was just pointing out how YOU said you wanted our lives to proceed in a certain way, and at the moment, you are in violation of YOUR IDEALS about that.

Stank takes a turn to a slightly smaller road. Fire sits with her arms crossed.

S: I have watched you as you've been back in this environment, and your anger is barely below the surface, and you're making...questionable decisions that I don't think you would make....

Another turn, to an even smaller road. Fire seems to soften looking at the trees.

S: Not to mention...I know you WANT to be in that ring...not as a GM or even as a manager and trainer. You want to compete again, and going to the same hotel that everyone else is hanging around at doesn't make that any easier.

FW: So? Are you saying I should just give up and come home?

S: No....well... actually, yes....

They round the corner and pull into a driveway of...



FW: WHOA...did you rent this?

Fire and Stank get out of the car, Stank with a big grin on his face.

S: Don't be silly...I bought it.

FW: What?

S: We took the long way here. It's actually only 10 minutes from the arena if you go the other way and get immediately on the freeway.

FW: What? why?

S: There's a creek that Patrick can probably go wading and fishing in...and look at that view.

FW: Wow....

S: And it's kind of hilly, but the roads we just came in on aren't bad for your runs and--

Firewoman is speechless and Stank gets luggage out of the car. She runs into the house which is sparely furnished, only the essentials. Stank follows her.

S: Obviously, you'll want to decorate it with our stuff. There's an office for each of us, master bedroom, and the 3 others.

FW: Three?

S: Well, one forPatrick, and then this is much closer to Atlanta, so easier for Ma to visit. And .... *he grabs Fire in an embrace*...there was Project Baby Sister for Patrick that we had discussed.

FW: ....why?

S: That's what I was TRYING to tell you the other day when you overreacted. Patrick has a HOME to live in, and it's near your work, so no one is abandoning or abducting anyone. You can get away from the insanity so you can....well...

FW: Keep a hold on mine.

S: *nodding*.. so... do you like it?

FW: Well, it's almost perfect...it's just...there's something missing....

Suddenly, ghostly strains of bluegrass come from seemingly everywhere and nowhere. Fire smiles broadly. Stank just shakes his head.

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find MAC FLASHER and ZED sitting at a table at the OOWF Bladejob Deli as both are nursing their beverages of choice – a Cherry Coke for MAC and a sweet tea for ZED. They seem to be enjoying an amicable conversation, but that is about to change in a moment*

MAC: “So hot take, I don’t even think Pablo Sanchez is the best athlete in the Backyard Sports games. I’m throwing my support on Keisha Phillips for that award.”

ZED: “I’m sorry. What?”

MF: “You heard me. Keisha Phillips is the best athlete in the Backyard Sports world.”

*an UNNAMED SERVER brings MAC and ZED their orders, spilling some of MAC’s fries onto and off of the table while losing her balance. MAC makes sure that the SERVER is OK and tries to laugh off the miscue*

Z: “You deserve that for the Keisha take, to be honest.”

MF: “I’m telling you. This is not slander to Pablo Sanchez, but watching people stream Backyard games recently, Keisha is right up there with Pablo in every category and seems more clutch. Granted, these are adults playing kids games, but I honestly feel that it’s a 1 and a 1A thing.”

Z: “There’s ‘being up there’ and then there’s being better than the GOAT. Pete Wheeler is ‘right up there’ in athleticism, but he’s not the GOAT.”

MF: “No. Pete Wheeler is not the GOAT. Can Pete Wheeler even spell ‘GOAT?’”

Z *as PETE WHEELER*: “G-O-T-E.”

MF: “What I’m saying is, sure she may not have as many baseballs filling the attribute categories that Pablo Sanchez does. I’m telling you, Keisha is better.”

Z: “A video game athlete draft would be fun.”

MF: “Oh gosh yes. And I’m sure that’s been a podcast somewhere.”

Z: “Like Tecmo Bo Jackson is No. 1. Michael Vick in Madden NFL 04 and Pablo Sanchez are 2A and 2B.”

*both MAC and ZED stop their parts in the conversation and begin constructing video game athlete draft boards on their phones as the scene fades*

[Jack Quinn]

<Jack is sitting in OOWF Medical being examined by the doc>

Doc: Ok Mr. Quinn, it looks like you are symptom free, but after looking at your medical history........I am shocked you are still alive. Did you even HAVE doctors in the old OOWF?

Jack: <looking at Kali> I mean.........yes?

Doc: Either way, you are on the high risk list, which means after every match, whether there was any specific incident or not, you are to be checked before being cleared.

Jack: <nodding> Sounds fair

Doc: And seriously, Mr. Quinn, the professional wrestling industry is ESPECIALLY vulnerable to CTE, after looking at your history, I would put your risk at nearly 100%

Jack: I know Doc, just one more year, then I'm done.

<Jack hops off the table and shakes the Doc's hand and he and Kali leave and head down the hall>

K: So, Fire is now our neighbor

J: What?

K: Relatively speaking <she shows him the pic of the new Firewoman household>

J: Nice place. I hope she finds the peace here that I did. These mountains.......it's nothing at all like Detroit. <Jack seems lost in thought for a moment, then snaps back> How's it going with PORK and Katie?

K: We have their training routine down and they are really coming along as a tag team

J: I assume that is the route Fire will be taking with them. Did they get their new gear yet?

K: Should be here tomorrow

J: And the team name?

K: I like what they came up with, we're going to wait until they debut as a team to announce the name.

J: And since Katie is in the tournament, there's no telling if or when that will happen

K: We'll adapt. You know, YOU are also in that tournament

J: So I am

K: Have you seen any more of Fallon?

J: I've been watching her train, she is good. Gonna be a challenge.

K: So, you mentioned to the Doc, a year. What are YOUR goals

J: Simple. I want to win the title, the world title.

K: I am sure Fire can get you the match if you don't win the tournament

J: That's just it, I don't want Fire to get me the match, I want to EARN that match

K: And if you don't?

J: Then I'll know Jack Quinn isn't as good as Moosehead Jack

K: And if you do?

J: Then I'll know I don't need HIM to win.

<Jack and Kali stop in front of the Former Destroyitarium and Kali stops and looks at Jack>

K: One more thing. I think you should bring back Drink & Destroy

J: It's not mine to bring back

K: Look......I've already talked to Lucas about it, he has no issues. I am sure Capslock wouldn't care. It is a nod to the past, and god knows Katie and PORK fit into that. At least think about it?

<Jack nods and they head inside as we fade>

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find OOWF ring announcer MIKE ELEVENBEE and MAC FLASHER sitting together in a studio as the pair are about to begin an interview segment*

MIKE: “Hello fans, I’m Mike Elevenbee and this is the debut episode of ‘A to Elevenbee,’ a new interview show here on OOWF.tv, which is free for $6.66 per month. On this week’s edition, I am joined by Mac Flasher, who was gracious enough to join me. Mac, how are you doing?”

MAC: “I’m doing great, Mike. Just getting ready for Saturday and what should be a barn-burner with Awesome Bill From Dawsonville.”

ME: “Maybe don’t mention burning barns around Awesome Bill, that might bring back tragic memories.”

MF: “Fair enough. It’ll be a great match, I’m sure. Bill is certainly gifted enough to be holding either championship at the end of this whole mess.”

ME: “What about you, Mac? Where do you see yourself factoring into this very unique tournament setting where you’ll only know what title you’ll be competing for after this weekend’s ‘Saturday Slam?’”

MF: “I see this as the opportunity to compete for the OOWF World Championship that was never given to me after I lost to Jack Bullet in 2018. While I’m aware that the slate was wiped clean, I need to take this as the chance that was owed to me and somehow outlast 15 other very good candidates to win this title.”

ME: “About that answer. It’s been almost five years since you last carried the world title and almost four years since you wrestled a proper, non-gimmicked match in any ring, are you concerned that you might be a little too rusty to go the distance against Awesome Bill, let alone for whatever OOWF General Manager has planned for future phases of these tournaments?”

MF: “I was supposed to have – as you said – ‘a proper, non-gimmicked match’ on the March 25 edition of ‘Saturday Slam,’ but Nuke and his little friend couldn’t stand the idea of settling things inside the ring. I think I’ll be fine, as long as the outside stuff is kept on the outside.”

ME: “And there’s the gateway to my next question. Are things between Nuke and you cooling off or are we in for a long war between the two of you?”

MF: “I don’t think that things between us ended on March 25, but right now it’s a 2-on-1 battle. While Annie, or whatever her name is, is not licensed to be a OOWF wrestler, she’s already shown that she’ll be a valuable asset in whatever it is that Nuke is trying to accomplish.”

ME: “How do you even those numbers? While you’ve appeared to regain your popularity among OOWF fans after that incident in your hometown almost four years ago, your friendships within the roster seem to be more amicable acquaintances than the ride-or-die loyalty that you see within other groups and alliances in this company.”

MF: “That’s my cross to bear and my problem to solve, I suppose. It’s wrestling, everybody’s got their own stuff happening. I could probably line Zed up as my backup, but he’s got Sean Franklin to worry about. Beverly and Kylie might be OK with me in certain senses, but I’m guessing that neither will trust me any farther than they could throw me. Josie supposedly torched a zoo, so she might be grounded when I’d need a second set of eyes. Jack Quinn is mentoring Katie Bardoor and PORK. Bridget … I’m sure she just threw her water bottle at the screen at the mere idea that I said her name out loud.”

ME: “So … You’re accepting that you’ll be facing this prospective battle alone?”

MF: “I just have to put my trust in the officials of this company and also in the committee that sanctions the matches to possibly even out the numbers game for me. To my knowledge, Annie isn’t even cleared by Firewoman to be a manager, so she may not be allowed in the building when these possible matches happen.”

ME: “What about aligning with The Rev. BRICK~!?”

MF: “I’m not sure that we’ll ever see eye to eye enough to work together.”

ME: “Is it because of that whole …”

*as MIKE is asking his next question, ANNIE arrives on the set and stares down MAC*

ME: “Speaking of the green-haired, she-devil, here is Annie.”

MF *while looking around in every direction for NUKE*: “Where is he? I know you’re not here alone.”

*ANNIE smiles before flipping off MAC and walking off the set*

ME: “I have no idea what that was about, but I can assure you that it wasn’t part of this interview format.”

MF: “I trust that you weren’t in on any …”

*MAC is waylaid by NUKE charging in from behind the interview backdrop with a kendo stick in hand. NUKE blisters MAC with the stick, shattering across his neck and head before stomping away. ANNIE joins the fray to add a few kicks and verbal insults, all while MIKE stands paralyzed in fear and shock, not even able to call for help*

NUKE *picking up MAC’s microphone*: “We just turned this into a 2-on-0 fight. Stay down, Flasher. It’s your only way out of making it worse.”

*NUKE spits on MAC while ANNIE delivers one more kick to the gut before leaving*

ME: “W-w-well. This has been ‘A to Elevenbee,’ and I’m Mike Elevenbee hoping that I can get a guest for my next episode.”

*OOWF TRAINERS rush to the set to tend to MAC as the scene fades*

[Jack Quinn]

<we cut to the back where we see PORK, Jack Quinn and Katie Bardoor standing in front of an OOWF banner. Katie is wearing a sleeveless shirt that says S.O.F.U.>

JQ: <thinking for a moment before he speaks> The NEW OOWF. To a lot of people, that just means a rebirth. A renewal. The return of something that went away. But, you see, it's more than that, a LOT more than that. This is a new beginning for everyone. Mac Flasher wants to prove he can be the wrestler that carries this company. I am here to see if I can do this on my own, but everyone, EVERYone has a story.

<Jack looks at Katie>

JQ: Katie Bardoor. Three time Nebraska State Bareknuckle Boxing champion, raised on a farm in Middle of Nowhere Nebraska, she learned to fight at a young age, and quickly excelled.

KB: Angie Delpetro, do you see this shirt? SOFU, Shirt Off, Fists Up. I have ten brothers, I am the youngest. I learned to fight the day I was born and I have not stopped since then! Three time Nebraska State Bare Knuckle Champion, the only reason it's not more is they made me quit. I am here in the OOWF for two reasons. ONE, to be the toughest person to EVER step foot between those ropes, man or woman. I know that is a high bar, but reason TWO, This man right here, Jack Quinn. I watched him. I studied his matches. Angie, if I were you, I would be TERRIFIIIED about what I have learned. This week, when we step in that ring.......the shirt comes off, the fists come up, and you will not like the results. Trust me.

<the camera turns to PORK who has been standing there with a black towel draped over his head>

P: For years I toiled in this business. I worked all over the world, but I could never quite catch that break, why? Because of my demons. I would get a little too physical with an opponent, or get a little too angry at a promoter, or let my Lunatic take over and lead me down a road I didn't want to go. For twenty years, I worked everywhere from backyards, to flea markets to mud shows, and all I ever heard was "you've got some talent, but you cannot control your emotions. You cannot control your demons." I made a promise to myself, I would give it one last shot, I wanted to come to the OOWF. When I heard that they were coming back, I knew this was my last chance. And when THIS man saw something in me? When he took me aside and taught me how to make the demons work for ME? Let me tell you this, this will be a PORK you've never seen before. I refuse to be denied.

JQ: You see, it's all about stories. Everyone has one. I am nearing the end of my story, the final chapter. But you, you Sandra Fallon, you are just starting your story. Your book is all blank pages. Tomorrow night, you start that first chapter. And no matter what, it is going to be with facing me. Win, and you cement a legacy that few can claim. Lose? Lose and you're just another victim.

<PORK and Katie step in front of Jack>

KB: We are the future of the OOWF. <holding up her taped fist> If you think otherwise? Meet us in that ring. SOFU.

<Fade>

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman, Shizuru, and Lucky are in the Gates of Hell for the pre-match meeting to go over last minute things.

SMM-C: We do still have some issues with backstage attacks. Do you want to address it?

L: It's technically only the one guy right now--

SMM-C: And his... manager? What is she?

L: Yeah, she needs to register and--

FW: It's fine.

SMM-C: Huh>

FW: Look I'm not going to micromanage. Backstage attacks can drive a story. Plus, I'd be a hypocrite. I mean, I threw a pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears against a wall and set Johnny Adrenaline's arm on fire...

L: The good old days....

FW: So, as long as it doesn't get out of control.... I guess keep an eye on it though.

L: Third show back...and this one is all your booking...how do you feel?

Fire leans back in her chair and rotates around to face the mountainview, wistfully.

FW: Disconnected.

Lucky and Shizuru look at each other.

L: Well, it's a whole new crew almost, and --

FW: I GOT IT!!

She leaps out of her chair, startling Shizuru, but Lucky barely raises an eyebrow.

SMM-C: WHAT?

L: Don't, Shiz....

FW: HOUSEWARMING PARTY!

L: No.

SMM-C: YES!

FW: Look, I have a new place, no major furniture yet, so it's perfect right now to have everyone over.

L: No.

SMM-C: Yes! Yes!

FW: I can rent some furniture for the night, Lucas can operate the grill, we'll get a bartender.... Is that polar bear available?

L: I don't know.

SMM-C: This is fantastic! Get everyone together for a big ol' family...well, not a REunion...a... UNION!!

FW: Maybe we won't call it that, south of the Mason-Dixon line here, but....

SMM-C: THIS WILL BE AWESOME!

FW: I KNOW!!

l: This is the exact OPPOSITE of awesome!

FW: Alright, I'll get to work on it right after the show... Okay, team...we got a wrestling show to put on, so ....

Fire puts her hand in front. Shizuru instantly knows what she means and puts his hand on her. They both stare at Lucky who gives them a "Are we really doing this?" look, before sighing and putting his hand sort of on top.

FW/SMM-C: ONE! TWO! THREE! GOODSHOW!

FW: Alright let's get to my ring and get this party started!

Fire and Shizuru walk excitedly down the hall. Lucky follows behind slowly shaking his head.

[DevSop]

**OOWF Arena**

It's a few hours before showtime and fans have filled the arena for a taping of OOWF Developmental and are enjoying themselves in a very light atmosphere when the lights in the arena go out. A blue spotlight illuminates the entrance...

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"

leads right into Porcelain & The Tramps "King of the World" and for the first time in 32 months...Alexander Darling is in the OOWF Arena. The crowd is shocked that he's arrived this early but they damn near blow the roof off the building. Alex is in a custom-made Alexander Amosu Vanquish Bespoke Suit. He is alone as the spotlight follows him down the aisleway towards the ring. He casually slides under the bottom rope and grabs a microphone that was slid into the ring. Alex heads over to the corner opposite the hard camera and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle. The lights come back up as the crowd quiets down.

Alex: 32 months ago, this company closed its doors. 32 months ago, the wrestlers in this company scattered like vampires being exposed to sunlight. 32 months ago, you fans moved on to the next big thing. 32 months ago, the world forgot who Alexander Darling was. 32 months ago, I became an afterthought in this business. Things change. People grow. Worlds expand. Life is nothing if not a cycle. 32 months ago, I tried to stay the path and continue to change, continue to grow, continue to expand...but everyone forgot the name.

A month ago, I was forced to come and save this company once again because people run their mouths too much. I am the hero this company has always needed yet never wanted. I may not be the Alexander Darling from years ago, but I am still him somewhere in this body. Somewhere in this soul, he exists.

You begged for me to return and here I am in this place that has never once fucking deserved me. So once again, I will show the world...I will show you fans that forgot me...and I will damn well show every single wrestler in the back that fucking abandoned me exactly who I am capable of being.

Bridget, we didn't cross paths much back in the day but tonight you get to be first. I know you're talented but you have not wrestled with a chip on your shoulder like I have. You have not felt what it was like to be forgotten and kicked to the curb by everyone you cared about. You have not lost what I have lost. But I am just beginning to remember what it feels like to be the best in the world.

There have been many imitators over the years. Many people who wanted to be me, but no one is capable of that. So, Bridget, OOWF fans, and every other wrestler in the back; remember this. I am Alexander motherfucking Darling. And well, you're just not.

Alex slides under the bottom rope ignoring the fans who are now unsure how to respond as we...

*Fade*

[L!zz~]

(OOWF.TV flashes the following card:

The next segment is heavily edited due to the use of minors and legal concerns. We join the party late..
)

April 1, 2023. 8:06pm

Scene 1
Fire can be heard finishing the recounting of how she was called from seeing her new home while everyone was at the zoo, when Opus learned from of a road side zoo and had become agitated. This is what led to them 'burning down a zoo".


scene 2
Kylie called everyone to the table to sing happy birthday and in true OOWF fashion, it was one hell of a song. Some were more into it than others. Shiz sang his heart out, as he was one of the few who wasn't weary from the day. Josie, Opus and Patrick blew out the candles and everyone applauded.

scene 3
Everyone is sitting around with cake and drinks, while Josie opens her presents. She is thrilled with everything it seems, as the scene is sped up, till Zed appears carrying a large box. "You already gave me a present Tio, " Josie said, as the camera panned to an expensive dirt bike. Kylie was seen rolling her eyes at the bike. Zed chuckled, "This isn't from me. " He set it down in front of her and eyes widened. The adults crowded around, as Josie squealed. "OMG ALEXANDERDARLNIGSENTMEABIRTHDAYPRESENT"

Fire and Jack looked at each other. Fire was apprehensive, but Bev leaned in and said they checked it all out. Jack looked a mused.

Josie quickly opened it, the first item she pulled out was a replica DEA jersey wit the #1 on it, she immediately pulled it on. Bill chuckled as she pulled an autographed miniature bat. Jack glared at him good naturedly. "That's for decoration only" Kylie said to Josie, and took it putting it to the side. The box was like Mary Poppins bag, a seemingly endless assortment of gifts. Josie came to the letter, but she put it to the side. She'd read that privately. "This is the best birthday ever!!" she exclaimed.

[DevSop]

**OOWF Arena**

We're in the hallway of random encounters as Alexis Darling is walking through the building with her sister Spencer while Ashley is busy applying to different jobs that have been posted at the ZeBevKy Compound. The two sisters are in the middle of a conversation and not paying much attention to their surroundings when Lexie bumps into someone who has their nose in their phone. Lexie and the other person bounce off each other and stagger a little when the look up at one another. The other person is obviously....

no, not Alex...

it's Jeff Mangyuniku...

The two shake their heads and stare at one another before both reach out at the same time.

Lexie & Jeff: Good luck tonight.

They then continue to walk in opposite directions as we...

*Fade*

[L!zz~]

(Arena interior: Beverly is seen with Josie. She takes a breath)

"Josephine." her aunt began and Josie tried not to roll her eyes, which irked Bev but she let it go. "You are being allowed to accompany them to ring side tonight but...and listen to  me very, very carefully ok?" Josie nodded, she knew that look. One wrong word and she'd be kept in the back. "Of course Titi Bev." She said.

"First," Beverly said, "You walk them out. Than you absolutely, positively sit by Russ and Razz, and I can't stress this enough: You.Do.Not. Move. You do NOT interfere? Do you hear me?"

Josie nodded, "Yes Titi. I won't move. I won't interfere." Josie had other methods for helping but what her aunt didn't know wouldn't hurt her right now.

Bev nodded, wisely, not completely trusting her. "Secondly, and for NOW, lastly, you CAN NOT wear your DEA shirt to ring side when Bridget is fighting Alexander!"

"Why not?" Josie asked. "I want him to know I like it."

Beverly let out a breath. "You sent him a piece of cake and a thank you note. He knows. How do you think it will make Titi Bridget feel? It's ok to root for them both but that isn't fair or nice to Bridget. Right?"

Josie sighed, her aunt was right. "Ok Titi. Can I wear the jogging suit that Katie and Pork gave me that says Coach?" Bev nodded, "Yes that would be perfect. C'mon. We have a few things to do before we get ready."

Josie nodded and followed her aunt as Bev set off.

(fade)

[L!zz~]

(Kylie is seen sitting with Ashley inside an office in the ZeBevKy compound.)

Kylie smiled, "I think we have a deal. You can move in when you want and start next week."

The other woman was surprised, "That's it? You're sure?"

Kylie nodded, "Absolutely. I think you'll all fit in well here and you saw the stack of applicants, and many are qualified but most not cut out for this life. We were really hoping some one who has been involved in this world would apply and after speaking with you, I know you're perfect for this position."

Ashley thanked her, "Do I need to do paperwork or a background check?" Kylie laughed, and pulled out a folder, "paper work yes, but it's minimal. And background check, no...Bev has a dossier on everyone...you are in the good file." Kylie winked as they rose. "come on, I'll show you the available suites, than you can come back later with Spencer to choose which one you want, and if Lexie needs one there is space for too."

Ashley picks up the folder, and nods, following Kylie out.

(We fade as the INC feels bad for Zed and Jeff....)

[DrMcAwesome]

OOWF Saturday Slam – April 8, 2023
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina

• Mac Flasher vs. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
“Freebird” plays out Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, who is sporting a cap and gown – with no sleeves – to play off his comments concerning Mac Flasher’s statical chances of victory. As Awesome Bill does math on a conveniently placed chalkboard outside of the ring, “I Get Wet” signals the arrival of Mac, who heads to the ring and waits for Masato Misawa to get the match started. As the bell echoes, Mac and Awesome Bill circle each other before tying up. Awesome Bill stands firm as Mac tries to back him in a corner, so Mac hits a belly-to-belly suplex and gets 1.5 per Misawa’s count. Awesome Bill fights back and sends things to the corner, where the two exchange blows before Mac gets caught with a haymaker. Bill then starts to stomp away at Mac before missing a half-ring charge. Mac tries to pull Bill down into a sunset flip, but cannot budge him.

Awesome Bill start to club Mac down, tossing him with ease across the ring and back. A backdrop suplex gets 2. Bill keeps the pressure on Mac with a front facelock, wearing him down enough to take things to the mat. After roughly a minute, Mac starts to work his way back to a standing position and unleashes a boot to the gut to break Bill’s grip. Mac snaps off a Northern Lights suplex for 2, following with a top-rope clothesline. A second try get Mac a power slam for his efforts. Bill gets 2 on the cover, pulling Mac to his feet. Go Dawgs! gets 2 only because Mac’s arm was sprawled under the bottom rope. While Bill thinks he’s won, Misawa attempts to correct the big Georgian while Nuke dashes through the crowd and hits Mac with a “Give ‘Em The Boot” right in the official’s view.

Your winner (disqualification, 5:03), Mac Flasher!

Afterward, Bill drops down to confront Nuke while Mac comes to his senses and starts to brawl with the rookie. Bill joins the fray, punching anyone who moves while Misawa frantically tries to break up the fracas. Nuke hops over the railing and escapes further damage while Mac and Bill shake hands to show that there are no hard feelings.

• Bridget O’Malley vs. Alexander Darling
“Crown on the Ground” plays with Bridget O’Malley and Josie standing atop the ramp. Josie in her DEA jersey, despite Bridget’s wishes that she not wear something in support of her opponent. Bridget strides to the ring and bounces off of the ropes a few times before “King of the World” brings out Alexander Darling with the hood of his sweatshirt making it hard to see any sort of facial expression. Alexander coyly fistbumps Josie as he walks past, causing the pre-teen “manager” to do all but swoon in her reaction. Josie, while looking at a nearby camera, swears to never wash that hand again while Alexander slides under the bottom rope, discards his sweatshirt and waits for the bell. Mel Creech calls for it as Bridget tries a roundhouse kick that glances Alexander’s jaw. Bridget charges in, but Alexander is able to wrestle her to the ground before the two trade top position. The two stand off as the crowd reacts accordingly. While Josie is now the Beverly Cambridge-required 15 feet away from the ring, she shouts encouragement to Bridget, but also requests that she not hurt Alexander too much.

Bridget wins a slugfest and tries a quick crossbody that gets 1. The two then criss-cross until Alexander hits a pounce that crashes Bridget to the floor. Alexander drops to the outside where another slugfest ensues, this time with Alexander getting the edge and posting Bridget. Back inside, Alexander works a headlock into a neck crank that is broken when Bridget is able to get her ankle over the bottom rope. Alexander breaks at 3, before dragging Bridget to the center of the ring and puts on a chinlock that Bridget is able to escape, but she walks into a lariat that gets 2. Bridget pops up after the cover and stuns Alexander with a forearm shiver before sending him to the corner. Bridget works Alexander over with about a dozen punches all over before starting to drive her shoulder into his torso. Josie is cheering, but also worried about Alexander, who is in an OOWF ring for the first time in 32 months.

Bridget pulls Alexander out of the corner, spins him around and connects on a Bridget to Nowhere Suplex that gets 2. Bridget keeps her grip and tries again, also getting 2. A third suplex gets 2.5. Bridget tries one more time, but cannot keep the bridge as Alexander looked to be too punch drunk to kick out. Bridget is up first and pulls off her elbow pad as Josie can be heard screaming “NOT TO THE FACE!” Bridget tries Red Death, but Alexander ducks and gets a backdrop suplex that puts Bridget on the apron. With both wrestlers down, Creech starts the count and gets to 7 before Alexander is upright. Bridget follows suit as the two start another slugfest that Bridget wins. Bridget tries to slingshot herself into the ring, but is rocked by a well-timed knee to the jaw on her way inside.

RUSS: “Bridget isn’t the high-risk type, but she tried it here and paid for it.”
RAZZ: “She’s never held the big prize in OOWF. This is her chance to put her name in that conversation. A win over Alex Darling keeps her in that conversation for a long time.”

Alexander picks Bridget up to her feet and lifts Bridget in position for a Darling Driver, but Bridget shifts her weight down to break free. The two clothesline each other as Creech gets the count to 8 before Bridget is up. She positions herself to throw an O’Mallet at Alexander that gets 2, but bloodies his lip. Now with Alexander dazed, Bridget steps back and spins toward him with her right elbow, but again gets air. Bridget avoids a grapple from Alexander, instead winning a slugfest and getting him in the air for a slam, but Alexander grabs the top rope to halt the physical momentum, toppling the two to the mat with Alexander on top. Alexander gets his feet on the middle rope and holds Bridget down for 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 11:19), Alexander Darling!

Josie, rushes to the ring to check on Bridget and also glare at Alexander for his actions. Alexander shrugs and rolls out of the ring while Josie explains what happened while also keeping both eyes on Alexander the entire time.

• Kylie Mignolio vs. Diego “Pop” Roxton
With Diego Roxton already in the ring, “Jaded” draws out Kylie Mignolio and Josie – still in her DEA jersey – to wild applause. Kylie enters the ring with Diego holding the ropes for her. Kylie nods in appreciation as OOWF official Ben Coleman inspects both combatants before signaling for the bell. Diego throws a few quick jabs that catch nothing but air as Kylie is able to dodge everything with ease, but with awareness that one shot from Diego could lead to a massive upset. Kylie keeps her distance, trying to find an opening for a strike of her own, hitting a kick or two to Diego’s hamstrings that give the spunky New Yorker enough of an advantage to attempt a running bulldog that is countered into an atomic drop and a palm strike to the jaw that gets a quick 2. Diego continues with his attack, bringing Kylie to the mat with a snap mare and then a couple quick kicks to the spine. Kylie escapes with a Pele kick and immediately hits the ropes before a sliding dropkick to Diego’s knee drops him to the mat. Kylie then starts to work a hammerlock on the downed Diego, bridging it in an attempt to gain a submission.

RUSS: “Shades of Sizzlechest Manbeef with that bridging hammerlock. Sizzlechest didn’t win often, but if he got that locked on, you probably were going to tap out.”

Kylie, while flexible, can’t hold a bridge forever and eventually releases her grip. Kylie stands Diego up with the intent of locking an abdominal stretch, but is easily hip-tossed by her larger opponent. Diego fires off a pair of headbutts, staggering Kylie before a pair of right hands sends her on her back. With Diego winning over some of the neutral fans, he heads to the top with a big splash in mind, getting nothing on Kyle as she rolls away before takeoff. The winded Diego tries to sit up, but falls victim to a standing moonsault from Kylie that gets 2.5. Kylie takes to the ropes to hit a top-rope moonsault that gets the job done.

Your winner (pinfall, 5:43), Kylie Mignolio!

Afterward, Kylie helps Diego to his feet and pats him on the back before heading to the outside to acknowledge ringside fans.

• Katie Bardoor vs. Angie Delpetro
With both rookies already in the ring, Angie Delpetro is more worried about insulting fans at ringside than her opponent, Katie Bardoor, who is eyeballing any opening that is presented to her. With Davis Hightower calling for the bell, Angie turns around into a right cross from Katie that sends the mob princess stumbling to the corner. Katie follows and starts working body shots to Angie as she cannot block fast enough. After a dozen shots to the ribcage, an uppercut almost turns off Angie’s lights. Katie sends the dazed Angie to the opposite corner thanks to an Irish whip, following closely with a corner clothesline to the back of Angie’s head. With Angie out on her feet in the corner, Katie begins working punches to Angie’s back, getting about six in before Hightower steps in between the combatants, calling for the bell.

RUSS: “Wait. Is Davis Hightower stopping the match? Why?”
RAZZ: “It could be to save Angie or to disqualify Katie, who didn’t give Angie even a second to breathe once the fight started. Some officials will disqualify you for kicking too much ass, which I’ve never agreed with.”

Hightower consults ring announcer Mike Elevenbee with his decision as Angie can barely support herself in the corner while a confused Katie is ready to keep the brawl going. Hightower walks over to Katie and raises her arm, drawing a loud reaction from the fans in attendance.

Your winner (referee stoppage, 2:15), Katie Bardoor!

Afterward, Jack Quinn comes from the back and hugs Katie, who leaps into his arms, almost sending the pair tumbling to the ground. Angie rolls outside and stumbles up the ramp before OOWF trainers come to her aid.

• Jeff Mangyuniku vs. Lexie Darling
Lexie grabs a headlock to start and hip tosses Jeff. They trade slaps in the corner with Lexie getting the better of the exchange.  Jeff reverses out of a hip toss attempt and slams Lexie, and dropkicks her to the floor, following with a baseball slide.  Jeff heads to the outside and peppers Lexie with a few forearms, and works her arm back in the ring.  Lexie tries her own hip toss reversal, but Jeff holds his weight and keeps the advantage. Lexie works her way free with a few jabs and a pair of chops. Lexie fires off a Northern Lights suplex that gets 2. Lexie misses a knee drop, opening the door for Jeff to kip up and unleash a flurry of strikes before a scoop slam and a backbreaker.

RUSS: “Jeff knows he’s an underdog against an accomplished veteran like Lexie, but he’s not afraid of her at all.”
RAZZ: “Jeff has this spirit that allowed him to go toe-to-toe with Kenny Omega in his first action as an OOWF wrestler. On a different day, we might be talking about this kid as someone who beat Kenny Omega.”

Jeff, with a scream to the crowd, loads up Kaze Ni Nare, but Lexie ducks under and leaps up to a crucifix position, toppling Jeff to the mat and getting a flash 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 3:42), Lexie Darling!

Lexie rolls out of the ring, a bit weary after the impact moves that she took just before the sudden pin. Jeff, sitting on the mat, pounds the canvas in frustration after getting caught by the more-experience Lexie, who nods in respect to the rookie.

• Sandra Fallon vs. Jack Quinn
“Surf Wax America” by Weezer draws out Sandra Fallon who gets a warm welcome as she bounds to the ring. “Scarecrow” plays next as Jack Quinn comes out and is almost floored by the positive pop.

RAZZ: “Did you ever think we’d see the day when almost everyone in the arena was cheering the artist formerly known as Moosehead Jack?”
RUSS: “Unless we were in Detroit, I never thought I’d see this day where fans outside of those who are going to root for the worst humans possible were happy to see Jack Quinn. Moosehead Jack. Whatever you want to call the guy.”

Jack smiles as referee Angelo Barros cakes for the bell. Sandra tries a single-leg takedown on Jack, who is able to work his way out of the attempt and drops into a grapple with the youngster, cradling her for 2.5 before she sends a boot to the temple. Jack releases his grip and immediately grabs his head with Barros checking intently.

RUSS: “While Jack Quinn was cleared to fight this week, he took a massive chair shot from Lexie Darling two weeks ago that might have put a lot of others on the shelf for far longer.”
RAZZ: “I almost think that Jack may have considered forfeiting this match if not for what’s at stake. Jack is very aware of his limitations after so much time away from the ring, and I think he’s trying to ensure that he has time to enjoy post-wrestling life with his wife, Kali, while also taking advantage of this chance to add a chapter or two to his already overflowing legacy.”

Jack waves off Barros and sidesteps a charge from Sandra, who drives her shoulder into the ring post. Jack backs away as Barros asks Sandra if she wants to continue. Sandra nods yes as Jack smiles and seemingly dusts the youngster off. Jack and Sandra tie up with Jack backing Sandra to a corner and breaking cleanly before Barros can even request such a thing, surprising everyone except Jack it seems. The two tie up again with Sandra using a bit of underneath leverage to spin Jack into the same corner, breaking before Barros can call for it. The competitors respond with a respectful nod to one another, though Jack also is motioning for Sandra to bring more fire.

RUSS: “Jack Quinn is almost seeing this match as a means to mentor Sandra Fallon, who is making her in-ring debut in OOWF.”
RAZZ: “Jack knows that the future of OOWF is only as strong as what follows him. He’s almost trying to ensure that it’s in good hands once he steps away, otherwise he may never step away.”

Sandra replies with a few forearms and chops, getting nods of approval from Jack, who then eats an elbow to the jaw that slumps him in the corner. Sandra continues the assault with a trio of chops and a monkey flip that segues into a surfboard submission attempt that only gets broken when Barros starts to count Sandra’s shoulders on the mat. Sandra, now in full control, grabs Jack and scoops him up with ease before slamming him, stunning everyone in attendance as she’s not a bulky combatant. Jack tries to back away, but Sandra hits a running knee that almost flattens Jack, getting 2.5, though Sandra was convinced that she was going to get 3. Undeterred, Sandra sets Jack up in the corner before drilling him with a running boot. In a daze, Jack crumbles to the mat as Barros rushes in to check on Jack who is not immediately responding. A hush falls over the arena as Barros is asking for Jack to squeeze his hand. After a long 3-4 seconds, Jack almost breaks Barros’ hand with the response squeeze.

RUSS: “Given Jack’s recent concussion, OOWF officials are on high alert to monitor Jack’s neurological state per OOWF General Manager Firewoman.”

Sandra, showing a twinge of concern, starts toward Jack only to be grabbed by the waist and dropped down head-first to the middle turnbuckle. As Sandra stands and starts to turn away from the corner, Jack is waiting and scoops her over his shoulders, seemingly in position for GTSF, but Jack pauses and drops Sandra roughly to the mat while screaming and grabbing his head.

RAZZ: “Was that the concussion talking or is Moosehead Jack in his head?”

After the pause, Jack does have the wherewithal to grab the still stunned Sandra and roll her into an inside cradle, securing the 3 from Barros.

Your winner (pinfall, 10:52), Jack Quinn!

Afterward, Jack is greeted by PORK and Katie Bardoor, who have towels and water at the ready for their mentor. Jack offers a handshake to Sandra, who accepts while also getting a water from familiar faces in OOWF’s rookie class.

• Zed vs. Nuke
“Shoot to Thrill” cracks through the arena’s hum as Zed and The Reverend BRICK~! Emerge from the back to a loud ovation. Zed greets the fans along the rail as a fan in a black hooded sweatshirt grabs his wrist. As Zed jerks his arm away, the fan pulls down the hood reveal themself as Nuke, who tries to catch Zed by surprise with a strike of some sort that Zed easily ducks. Zed pulls Nuke over the rail and is about to drill him just as OOWF official Gavin “Junior” Hale breaks up the developing brawl. Zed gladly heads to the ring while keeping an eye on Nuke, who is now joined by Annie. Hale calls for the bell before Nuke can enter and starts a count a few seconds later. Hale gets to 6 before Nuke rolls in and rolls back out to restart the count. Zed waits until 4 before heading to the outside to take matters in his own hands, grabbing the green-haired rookie and sending him into the ring. Ready to start the match proper, Zed tries to grapple with Nuke, who escapes and scrambles between the ropes. Zed tries to get past Hale to get his hands on Nuke and gets a mule kick to the gut for his troubles. Nuke tries to headlock Zed, who easily backdrops him, following up with an elbow and a knee to the chest. Nuke tries to take a powder, but Zed grabs an ankle and drags Nuke to the center of the ring. Nuke kicks himself free and hits a punch to Zed’s kidneys, dropping the veteran in a heap on the mat.

RUSS: “Nuke with a devastating blow to Zed’s kidney area. That’s the type of blow that will stop the most invincible wrestlers dead in their tracks.”
RAZZ: “Your body has no way to defend against that kind of shot. If it hits clean, it will change the entire complexion of the match.”

Nuke starts working on Zed’s back, dropping knees across his spine and grinding his forearm in the affected areas. Nuke then maneuvers himself into wrapping a now-seated Zed up in a chinlock, while driving a knee into his opponent’s back. Hale checks on a submission, but Zed – in between grunts – just gives Hale an “are you serious?” expression before trying to will his way to his feet. Zed gets to a knee before Nuke rakes the eyes, getting Zed back to the mat. Hale admonishes Nuke, who pays the official zero mind while grinding his forearm across Zed’s face. The Rev. BRICK~! begins to rally the fans behind Zed as he gets to a standing base, only for Nuke to kick the back of Zed’s knee to return things to the mat. Rev. BRICK~! keeps on the fans to urge Zed out of this predicament, only to get blasted by Annie, who starts stomping away on Zed’s cornerman. Man? Clay? Figure? … Zed’s manager. Well just go with that. Hale takes his eyes off of Nuke and Zed to try to manage the commotion on the outside. Annie silently keeps hammering away at Rev. BRICK~! before Zed hits a jawbreaker on Nuke to get out his grip and roll to the outside and confront Annie, who sarcastically smiles at Zed before backing away. Zed helps Rev. BRICK~! to his feet just as Nuke dives over the ropes. Zed sidesteps Nuke as he goozles himself across the barricade. Zed drags Nuke back inside and slaps on ZZZZZZZZ, getting a tapout from Nuke that Hale never sees as he’s dragged out of the ring by Annie. Zed releases the hold on the tap, thinking he’s won, only to see no official inside the ring. Hale is about to fire up the ejection on Annie when Nuke intervenes, drawing Zed outside to further the brawl. Nuke, with a rake to the eyes, gets the advantage and separation while also receiving a length of chain from Annie as Hale is checking on Zed. Zed retreats to the ring with Nuke following. Annie hops onto the apron to complain to Hale about something while Nuke wraps most of the chain around his right hand. As he cocks back his fist, Mac Flasher runs in from the crowd and grabs the excess length of the chain, jarring Nuke’s focus just long enough for Zed to get his wits about him. Mac yanks the chain away from Nuke, who spins into a boot to the stomach and Divine Intervention (package DDT). Zed makes the cover and gets 3 from Hale, who finally got away from Annie long enough to perform tasks expected of him.

Your winner (pinfall, 11:16), Zed!

Postmatch, Zed and a battered Rev. BRICK~! head to the ramp, seemingly none the wiser that Mac gave them an assist. Nuke seethes on the inside as a distraught Annie tries to piece together what had happened.

• Beverly Cambridge vs. Justin Sane
Following an advertisement for “Patrick’s World,” a new toy unboxing show starring Stank and Patrick Mann on OOWF.tv, the feed cuts to the ring with Justin Sane and Beverly Cambridge already inside. “Main Event” Mel Creech calls for the bell with a hyped-up Justin charging toward OOWF’s most recent world champion, who calmly steps to the side, grabs an arm, wrestles Justin down, rolls him on his back and locks in a cross arm breaker, drawing an instant tap from Justin.

Your winner (submission, :38), Beverly Cambridge!

Postmatch, Beverly helps Justin to his feet and makes sure that he’s OK, before raising his arm in a symbolic gesture. Justin, while disappointed, receives warm applause as he heads to the back.

OOWF General Manager Firewoman stands atop the ramp, at the same table that she stood at to close the previous edition of Saturday Slam. With her are Lucky and Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox. Firewoman grabs a microphone as a hush fills the arena.

FIREWOMAN: “Fans. We now have our fields for the OOWF World Championship tournament and the OOWF Intercontinental Championship tournament, both of which will start with four-person elimination matches on the April 22 edition of Saturday Slam. To determine the matches, we will again consult dice, using a D8 to give us the numbers that will be revealed on OOWF.tv following the conclusion of Saturday Slam. First, the Intercontinental tournament that will feature Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, Bridget O’Malley, Diego “Pop” Roxton, Angie Delpetro, Jeff Mangyuniku, Sandra Fallon, Nuke and Justin Sane. Lucky, the D8 …”

Lucky hands Firewoman the D8 as she begins rolling, needing just four unique numbers to determine the matches. Firewoman rolls 8 before following with 6, 5 and 1, grinning that she somehow wound up without duplicated numbers. Lucky jots down the results and flips the page on the tablet in anticipation for the rolls that will determine the elimination matches for the world championship tournament.

F: And now, the field still in contention for the OOWF World Championship. The eight combatants, which will be narrowed to two by the end of our next episode of Saturday Slam, includes Mac Flasher, Alexander Darling, Kylie Mignolio, Katie Bardoor, Lexie Darling, Jack Quinn, Zed and Beverly Cambridge.”

Firewoman isn’t as fortunate with duplicated numbers this time around, rolling 3-1-1-7-1-1-2 as Lucky jots the results down.

F: “It appears that we have our quartets for both tournaments, which will determine who will compete for the vacant OOWF World and Intercontinental titles. The winners of these elimination matches will wrestle for their respective titles on the May 5 edition of Saturday Slam, where we will crown our singles champions. Those who do not advance to compete for the titles on May 5 will be entered into a battle royal to determine the first challengers for the new champions at a later date. We thank you for your time, and may the best wrestler win.”