Jesse Venture Presents The Global Wrestling Alliance
May 5, 2023 14:58:10 GMT -5
Post by TitanUp on May 5, 2023 14:58:10 GMT -5
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
We all know that the business of professional wrestling has been ran by power hungry and greedy men that only want to see themselves put over. If anyone should know anything about that first and foremost it should be myself. I have seen with my own eyes and heard with my own two ears say and do some of the most horrific things that fans can only dream about. I for one am sick and tired of these greedy men putting their stamp on the business that helped give me the life that I have. So, now I have decided the best way for myself to compete with these men is to compete with them. I am not going to sit by and watch these other promotions pretend to know what is best for the wrestlers when in reality none of them ever put their neck out for these men. Which is why I have decided that I am going to start my own Wrestling Promotion. Now, what is going to set us apart is I am going out of way to collect men that I know have the common goal and that is to give the hard working fans something to be invested in. I am going to do something none of these other promotions would ever do and that is I am going to take care of the men who lay their bodies on the line. I am going to provide them with medical insurance, I am going to provide them with guarantied money on their contracts with the stipulation of you come to work then you get paid. You don't show up then you don't get paid. It's that simple, I am going to provide paid medical leave. I am sure most of you are wondering. How is this going to work? How can you afford all of this....my simple answer is how can I afford not to? I have bled in this ring, I have sacrificed my body to entertain and I will see to it that these men will also be awarded to benefits that have never been accessed before. I have found myself some investors but they want to remain under secrecy and unlike these other promotors. When The Body gives you his word...well it means something....So I will not put their business out there but I have more than enough money to provide these benefits and now....well....it's up to myself to make sure we put out a product that people want to see. So without further ado. I present to you all.
THE GLOBAL WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Event Center - Madison Square Garden/Universal Studios Florida
Roster:
CM Punk
Darby Allin
Adam Page
Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy
Matt and Nick Jackson
Ricky Starks
2 Cold Scorpio
Monty Brown
Spike Dudley
The Holly Cousins (Hardcore and Crash)
Bad Bunny
Chuck Taylor and Trent
Tommy Rich
Roddy Piper
"Glorious" Bobby Roode
Wardlow
Shane Douglas, Chris Candido
Christopher Daniels, Elix Skipper and Frankie Kazarian
Sabu
Dutch Mantel
Mr. Kennedy
Stan Hansen
Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish
Gino Hernandez
Hercules and Paul Roma
Matt Taven
Joe Hennig
Evil Uno and Stu Greyson
Jerry Saggs and Brian Knobbs
The Nature Boys Buddy Rogers and Buddy Landel
Managers
Davari
Muhammad Hussan
Slick
Paul Roma, Hercules and Matt Taven
Gary Hart
Gino Hernandez, Sabu
Bobby Heenan
Bobby Roode, Joe Hennig, Wardlow, Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish
Commentators
Jim Ross
Pat McAfee
Santino Marella
Danhausen
Gary Michael Capetta
We all know that the business of professional wrestling has been ran by power hungry and greedy men that only want to see themselves put over. If anyone should know anything about that first and foremost it should be myself. I have seen with my own eyes and heard with my own two ears say and do some of the most horrific things that fans can only dream about. I for one am sick and tired of these greedy men putting their stamp on the business that helped give me the life that I have. So, now I have decided the best way for myself to compete with these men is to compete with them. I am not going to sit by and watch these other promotions pretend to know what is best for the wrestlers when in reality none of them ever put their neck out for these men. Which is why I have decided that I am going to start my own Wrestling Promotion. Now, what is going to set us apart is I am going out of way to collect men that I know have the common goal and that is to give the hard working fans something to be invested in. I am going to do something none of these other promotions would ever do and that is I am going to take care of the men who lay their bodies on the line. I am going to provide them with medical insurance, I am going to provide them with guarantied money on their contracts with the stipulation of you come to work then you get paid. You don't show up then you don't get paid. It's that simple, I am going to provide paid medical leave. I am sure most of you are wondering. How is this going to work? How can you afford all of this....my simple answer is how can I afford not to? I have bled in this ring, I have sacrificed my body to entertain and I will see to it that these men will also be awarded to benefits that have never been accessed before. I have found myself some investors but they want to remain under secrecy and unlike these other promotors. When The Body gives you his word...well it means something....So I will not put their business out there but I have more than enough money to provide these benefits and now....well....it's up to myself to make sure we put out a product that people want to see. So without further ado. I present to you all.
THE GLOBAL WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Event Center - Madison Square Garden/Universal Studios Florida
Roster:
CM Punk
Darby Allin
Adam Page
Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy
Matt and Nick Jackson
Ricky Starks
2 Cold Scorpio
Monty Brown
Spike Dudley
The Holly Cousins (Hardcore and Crash)
Bad Bunny
Chuck Taylor and Trent
Tommy Rich
Roddy Piper
"Glorious" Bobby Roode
Wardlow
Shane Douglas, Chris Candido
Christopher Daniels, Elix Skipper and Frankie Kazarian
Sabu
Dutch Mantel
Mr. Kennedy
Stan Hansen
Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish
Gino Hernandez
Hercules and Paul Roma
Matt Taven
Joe Hennig
Evil Uno and Stu Greyson
Jerry Saggs and Brian Knobbs
The Nature Boys Buddy Rogers and Buddy Landel
Managers
Davari
Muhammad Hussan
Slick
Paul Roma, Hercules and Matt Taven
Gary Hart
Gino Hernandez, Sabu
Bobby Heenan
Bobby Roode, Joe Hennig, Wardlow, Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish
Commentators
Jim Ross
Pat McAfee
Santino Marella
Danhausen
Gary Michael Capetta