PHWF 6 lineup (sometime before Easter)
May 4, 2007 11:55:01 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on May 4, 2007 11:55:01 GMT -5
<Moosehead Jack is walking through the halls of the Cour d'Alene Civic Center and Ampitheater where the PHWF card was supposed to take place when he is stopped by two police officers and Pun>
Pun: This is Moosehead Jack, he is the one that was feuding with FF Capslock
Officer 1: Sir we would like to ask you a few questions.
MHJ: Fine
Officer 2: Is it true that you once lashed a man with barbed wire?
MHJ: yup
Officer 1: Is it true that you have had several "taipei cage matches" with Mr. Capslock?
MHJ: yup
Officer 2: Is it true that you shot Mr. Capslock with a nail gun?
MHJ: Yup, but that was after he shot me twice with......
Officer 2: Please just stick to the questions Mr. Jack
Officer 1: Is it true that you have a reputation for being one of the most violent men in this business?
MHJ: Yup. Pun where the hell is this going?
Pun: Well, Moose, you were feuding with Capslock, he shot you, and now Lock has disappeared. You do the math.
MHJ: Wait, you think I had something to do with chuckles not being around anymore?
Officer 1: we have reason to believe that you have the potential to have had something possibly to do with this, potentially
MHJ: Uh huh. Well look, I will save you the time, I will butcher someone inside the ring, I will butcher someone outside of the ring, but killing someone? Not my style. Too quick, and too easy. Where's the suffering? Where's the fun?
Officer 1: So you like making people suffer? How do we know you don't have Lock locked up somewhere where you are viciously torturing him daily?
Officer2: YEAH! Explain that!
MHJ: Well one, where the hell would I keep his fat ass? We have been on a tour of Canada for the last three months in the OOWF, yeah I said it, and if you check the match results, he was at those shows. Last I saw, he got his ass handed to him by Adrenaline and AA. Maybe you should go have a word with them. And two, why would I keep Lock locked up? Believe it or not, I like getting paid. He and I were supposed to main event, he disappears, I don't get paid, I don't get to bleed him dry in the ring.
Pun: Gentleman, the Moose makes a point, he WAS booked on several OOWF cards throughout Canada over the last month, perhaps we should look there for answers.
Officer 1: Where is the OOWF running their next show?
MHJ: Priest River here in Idaho Wednesday night.
Officer 2: I assume you will be there in case we need to speak to you again?
MHJ: Maybe, I am not scheduled to wrestle that night
Officer 1: Convenient
Pun: Look, maybe we can talk to GM the Rick and he can shed some light on this
Officer 2: who?
Pun: I'll explain later
Pun: This is Moosehead Jack, he is the one that was feuding with FF Capslock
Officer 1: Sir we would like to ask you a few questions.
MHJ: Fine
Officer 2: Is it true that you once lashed a man with barbed wire?
MHJ: yup
Officer 1: Is it true that you have had several "taipei cage matches" with Mr. Capslock?
MHJ: yup
Officer 2: Is it true that you shot Mr. Capslock with a nail gun?
MHJ: Yup, but that was after he shot me twice with......
Officer 2: Please just stick to the questions Mr. Jack
Officer 1: Is it true that you have a reputation for being one of the most violent men in this business?
MHJ: Yup. Pun where the hell is this going?
Pun: Well, Moose, you were feuding with Capslock, he shot you, and now Lock has disappeared. You do the math.
MHJ: Wait, you think I had something to do with chuckles not being around anymore?
Officer 1: we have reason to believe that you have the potential to have had something possibly to do with this, potentially
MHJ: Uh huh. Well look, I will save you the time, I will butcher someone inside the ring, I will butcher someone outside of the ring, but killing someone? Not my style. Too quick, and too easy. Where's the suffering? Where's the fun?
Officer 1: So you like making people suffer? How do we know you don't have Lock locked up somewhere where you are viciously torturing him daily?
Officer2: YEAH! Explain that!
MHJ: Well one, where the hell would I keep his fat ass? We have been on a tour of Canada for the last three months in the OOWF, yeah I said it, and if you check the match results, he was at those shows. Last I saw, he got his ass handed to him by Adrenaline and AA. Maybe you should go have a word with them. And two, why would I keep Lock locked up? Believe it or not, I like getting paid. He and I were supposed to main event, he disappears, I don't get paid, I don't get to bleed him dry in the ring.
Pun: Gentleman, the Moose makes a point, he WAS booked on several OOWF cards throughout Canada over the last month, perhaps we should look there for answers.
Officer 1: Where is the OOWF running their next show?
MHJ: Priest River here in Idaho Wednesday night.
Officer 2: I assume you will be there in case we need to speak to you again?
MHJ: Maybe, I am not scheduled to wrestle that night
Officer 1: Convenient
Pun: Look, maybe we can talk to GM the Rick and he can shed some light on this
Officer 2: who?
Pun: I'll explain later