[williamssl]

CBBC had an exodus from here for about 9 months (Oct - Jul) but it appears he's back.

I'd say it's a good thing but that would mean I viewed Frenchies in a favorable light. But they're a bunch a pussies, where "pussies" is being used in the negative sense of the word.

And he can't make a fucking sandwich right if his life depended on it.

EDIT: And enjoy your new theme, frenchie!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

williamssl said:

And he can't make a fucking sandwich right if his life depended on it.

Amen.

French bread with butter, goat cheese, nicoise olives, spinach, fresh tomatoes, diced garlic and thin slices of red onion.

That ain't a sammich, that's a garden.

[chretienbabacool]

That sandwich tastes better then your mom, and I should know. Tell her to clean herself.

[williamssl]

Mine or Sollys? Cuz mine is dead, which would probably account for the awful taste.

[chretienbabacool]

Oh damn. I'll give you her leg back then.

[Pun]

At least he can dish it out as well as he can take it. And that's what is required around these parts.

EXALT FOR FRENCHIE!

[salmonjunkie]

I will say this. a bacon egg and cheese croissant would really hit the spot right now.

[williamssl]

screw croissants. english muffin.



EDIT: not "screw croissants" literally. How bad is it that I felt the need to clarify that for Thai?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I could go for ham, cheese and a fried egg on a roll right now but somehow this oatmeal will have to do.

Fuck my cholesterol.

[chretienbabacool]

The English suck at everything, including their dry and mealy muffins. Trying to eat their food is like trying to eat out Texas' dead mom.

[williamssl]

You seemed to enjoy it, as evidenced by going back for seconds.

[chretienbabacool]

No, I lost a penny in there and Solly needed it back. He was going pretty crazy over it.

[williamssl]

And another exalt flipped your way.

[salmonjunkie]

On a side note, I recently had a hamburger on an English muffin at some restaurant out here called Bowery. It was some suprisingly good shit.

And now we return to our regularly scheduled broadcast of french stereotyping.

[williamssl]

[The Jewish Cunthead]

chretienbabacool said:

No, I lost a penny in there and Solly needed it back. He was going pretty crazy over it.

OK that was good.

Any Germans around here so CBBC can surrender?

[Jack Quinn]

the McGriddle is the ultimate sandwich, it cannot be topped. But if you want to try, I like

this


or this

[williamssl]

McGriddles are horrible. I always wondered what type of idiot liked them. Thanks for clarifying.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND the #1 reason to hate the French:

[Jack Quinn]

williamssl said:

McGriddles are horrible.

So, how long have you been a Communist?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

The only reason to like them:

[The Jewish Cunthead]

mooseheadjack said:

williamssl said:

McGriddles are horrible.

So, how long have you been a Communist?

What he said. What's wrong with McGriddles, Tex? A syrupy pancake sammich with egg and BACON.

[williamssl]

mooseheadjack said:

williamssl said:

McGriddles are horrible.

So, how long have you been a Communist?

Dude.....

From a Mr. Breakfast review:

The fact is that this is the first time McDonald's is playing God with breakfast. Until now, they had always taken existing, accepted breakfast foods and put them together to create their own breakfast foods. The McGriddle is more the work of scientist than chefs. They have created a new food in a lab.

McDonalds realized they had a hard sell with this one. The tag lines in their commercials are proof: ""Weird. But a good kind of weird." and "Bizarre, but yummy". Maybe they could try, "Kind of gross, but won't make you throw up".

I guess blindness impacts the taste buds. Or maybe taste buds cause blindness.

[Jack Quinn]

I don't see the problem here. The first time someone put bacon on a cheeseburger you know someone thought it was madness. Look how that turned out.

Better food through science? Yeah I am down with that

[williamssl]

Look - I'm down with the sausage one. Sausage. Pancakes. Syrup. Those went well together before McGriddles.

But sausage/egg/cheese? Bacon/egg/cheese? Ummm. Why not put some broccoli, linguini, and Frosted Flakes on there as well - they go about as well with the McGriddle concept....

So a guy with a Moose monicker - where Moose are known to forage through trash - is endorsing these. And a JOOish guy who shouldn't be 1000 feet near bacon. Step right up boys- you're gonna be in the next commercial. Just remember the tag line from the Mr. Breakfast article -

McGriddles - they're kind of gross, but they won't make you throw up! I'm loving it!

[williamssl]

and just to be clear, I have tried all 3 of them. This isn't just "eww that concept sounds gross I'm staying away".