[Loki]

Surfing the internet, listening to DVD commentaries, running baseball leagues - I want your job. Yours or Tex's.

[williamssl]

You'd have to travel to New Jersey every other week. New Jersey.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You'd have to work with these winners

My jobs have been pretty boring so let me detail my current co-workers:

1 - The OCD - This is broad is nuts, plain and simple. She abhors all Pepsi products, says you're going to hell if you drink it, won't wear red nail polish because they're for whores... and oh yeah she has OCD. Big time. She counts her steps and makes sure she wears something business-related Monday, Wednesday, Friday and something casual Tuesday and Thursday. She's also a second degree blackbelt so any comments I make to her are under the radar.

2 - The 40-yr-old Virgin - another winner. She's 38, looks like she's 48 and swears she's 31. Remember Lando's co-pilot in the Falcon in "Jedi"? She looks like that, just add a gunt and oily skin. She also said she's God's favorite which I guess allows her to take an hour lunch and only put 30 minutes on her timecard. Fuck her.

3- The Hummer - You know the one, always has her headphones on and hums Bread, Ambrosia or Boz Scaggs all day. We all make fun of her when she takes a break by humming our conversations.

And you wonder why I'm online so much... see above.

[Loki]

williamssl said:

You'd have to travel to New Jersey every other week. New Jersey.

I can drive to NJ in 8 hours. Get there by train in 4-6 hours. Not as big a deal for me as it is for you.

Besides, Solly no longer lives there, so how bad can it be?

[williamssl]

Just imagine a state full of Solly's. Maybe not him specifically. But people like him. Filling a state.

Your head would fucking explode.

[DevSop]

I would defend my state, but I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.

[Lucky]

SHH! Don't badmouth Jersey too loud. Its literally 2 blocks away from me. They can hear you and they'll come over here all drunk, smelly, and stupid.

The only commentaries I've ever been able to sit through are the Arrested Development ones. They're short and there's like half a dozen comics in them so its just completely insane. Otherwise, yeah... I've never been crazy over rewatching a whole movie with the director talking over it. Although I'll pick certain scenes that interest me and watch those or check why he cut the extended scenes on the DVD.

[Brother X]

fsolomon75 said:

sergeial said:

Haha. I have often wondered who the fuck actually watches commentary tracks.

If you're a fan of Kevin Smith, you owe it to yourself to watch his movies with the commentary on.

The following commentaries are on my iPod:

40-yr-old Virgin
Clerks
Clerks 2
Mallrats
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
First Blood
Rocky
Rocky Balboa
Major League

40-Year Old Virgin's commentary is ri-fucking-diculously funny.
And it was only by watching Fight Club's that I realized that Pitt isn't just pretty and talented, but fairly coherent, too. It's a good one.

[Batman]

agentdoubleohno said:

Brad Pitt is pretty . . .

HA ha!

[docx]

Oh snap! My brother is Brad Pitt's "special" fan.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Fuck off Tex... assclown

Speaking of assclowns, the Bobs move on to Round TWO