[Courtney]

Can't be biased. Must vote with Brando.

Tombstone



v.

The Godfather



Polls close Wednesday at 8 PST!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Tombstone had a nice run but Wyatt and Doc are taking a bullet in the eye like Moe Green. Sorry huckleberry.

[Batman]

Western > Mafia

[DevSop]

Frederick fucking Chopin

[Jack Quinn]

fuck the Godfather, let's have a spelling contest!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Chances are YOU'RE not seeing double ;D

[Krydor]

Sam Elliot trumps all.

[Lori]

Glad to see Tombstone is still staying afloat.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Wow. Two of my all time favorites. This si so tough for me.

Well I'll have to vote Godfather in the end since I'm Italian and at times in High School I was called The Godfather. Plus I'm pretty sure my Grandpa could get somebody Whacked if he needed to.

[docx]

I'll vote Godfather because
A) It's the second greatest movie EVAR!!
B) The only movie greater EVAR!! is GFII.
C) I'm afraid that if I don't, M-Kid's grandpa will clip me. His post had a sinister, threatening undertone.

[Loki]

docx said:

C) I'm afraid that if I don't, M-Kid's grandpa will clip me. His post had a sinister, threatening undertone.

Well, I have Virgil, Morgan, Waytt and Doc Holliday guarding me. They'll kick the shit out of those Italian greaseballs with their gold chains any day of the week.


Hey, you heard about the new Italian Tires? Dago through mud. Dago through rain. Dago through snow. And when Dago flat, Dago Wop, Wop, Wop....

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I'm going to keep voting the winner of this matchup all the way. I hope the winner is one of these two movies.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Q: What’s the difference is between a Jewish mother and an
Italian one?

A: An Italian mother says “Eat your dinner or I’ll kill you.”
A Jewish mother says “Eat your dinner or I’ll kill myself.”

[docx]

Q: What's the difference between an Italian wedding and an Italian funeral?
A: One less greaseball hood.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

A clean one:

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die,” she
wails. Then she yells, “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like
a WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all
stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous : tall,
well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,unbuttoning his shirt…..one button at a
time. ……

No one moves. ……

He removes his shirt. …….

Muscles ripple across his chest. …..

She gasps………..

He whispers: …….

“Iron this, and get me something to eat….”

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Exalt Solly

[Chris Eco]

Solly, that sounds like my uncle.

Oh, and what the heck? Is Tombstone going to win this tournament? I mean, it's not that off-putting to me, but I'm surprised.

[Brother X]

STOP. THE. MADNESS!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

I think my brain just broke. I could've sworn that I had to vote for GF to even get it tied with Tombstone. I love Tombstone. Love it. Owned it on tape. Own it on DVD. When they make some crazy Moonanite technology that'll put it on brain chips or some shit, I'll own it on that format, too.

But you've got to be fucking kidding me. Over the fucking Godfather? Sonny's punch missing his brother-in-law's face my a foot and a half is worth the win all by its lonesome.

[Lucky]

I love Tombstone. I had to vote Godfather out of good conscience.

[creepy]

No offense to anybody or anything, but that's why they play the fucking games. You just never know. Ask Mark Cuban.

[docx]

Fuck Mark Cuban. And fuck Tombstone*!!

Any vote against the Godfather is a vote for the Taliban.



*(in this context only.)

[Loki]

Please note: Doc said that anyone votes for Tombstone votes for te Taliban.

Doc is also an ardent Bush supporter.

Bush gave a press conference yesterday stating that the US should give more money to Fatah because they kicked Hamas out of the government, when, in fact Hamas gave Fatah the middle finger, left the government, and took over Gaza by force. (Note: Bush actually said that in his press conference! True Story!)

Ergo, Bush is clearly not living in the real world like the rest of us.

And Doc not only supports a man whose grip on reality is right up there with that guy who is convinced he's the reincarnation of Ghengis Khan and Attila the Hun, but Doc thinks this man should have his finger on the button and run the world's remaining superpower.

Clearly, Doc's judgment is addled.

[docx]

Save it for Current Events, tree hugger!

[Jack Quinn]

stupid godfather

[Mikey]

IS GREATER THAN