[DevSop]

It's Keanu Reeves in his best role or the 4th Arnold movie on this side of the bracket. The red or blue pill or yet another movie with Schwarz and Ventura. Trinity and the Lady in Red or Jesse 'The Body Ventura.'



en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_matrix


VERSUS



en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predator_%28film%29


You know the drill, Poll closes around Midnight 7/6/07 Friday.

[salmonjunkie]

Oooh.. I have both. Matrix is excellent as is PRedator.

I voted Predator, but my vote could have went either way for this one.

[Batman]

Come on, people. The Matrix! AKA the reason DVD players caught on.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Arnold, Carl Weathers, Bill Duke, the big Indian from 48 Hrs. and Jesse? Oh hell fucking yes!

Only a bunch of slack-jawed faggots would vote for the Matrix.

[Courtney]

Wait, isn't that the very definition of yourself? ;D

Gotta vote Matrix.

[Lucky]

Man... that poster is reminding me of those brief moments when I think Carrie Ann Moss is hot. Matrix would have been better with Kate Beckinsale running around in black leather.

But that's not why I vote Matrix. I vote Matrix because in high school my friend and I designed a website called "The Church of Fishburne" and included every wise, prophetic line he ever had in every movie role. And then they made The Matrix. I only wish the site was still running at the time.

[Krydor]

Matrix changed sci-fi. Predator was just typical Arnie. Matrix it is.

[docx]

Fuck that mouth-breathing talking chimpanzee Canoe Reeves. The only believable line he's ever delivered was the bit in the Matrix when he stood there, jaw agape, and said, "Whoa."
Jess the Muhfuckin Body vs. Canoe? No contest!
Predator by a mile.

[The Canadian Content]

I ain't got time to vote for the Matrix.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

courtney said:

Wait, isn't that the very definition of yourself? ;D

[Loki]

fsolomon75 said:

Arnold, Carl Weathers, Bill Duke, the big Indian from 48 Hrs. and Jesse? Oh hell fucking yes!

Only a bunch of slack-jawed faggots would vote for the Matrix.

docx said:

Fuck that mouth-breathing talking chimpanzee Canoe Reeves. The only believable line he's ever delivered was the bit in the Matrix when he stood there, jaw agape, and said, "Whoa."
Jess the Muhfuckin Body vs. Canoe? No contest!
Predator by a mile.

It's official. You two are clinically retarded.

Not because you voted for Predator. Different people like different things, so some people will always prefer Predator to Matrix. It's that you singlehandedly dismiss Matrix like it was Rollerball.

If you objectively look at Matrix - the type of movie it was, the influence it had, and what it was at the time there is no way on this green earth you can compare it to Predator, which was nothing more than an Arnie sci-fi vehicle.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you a) think W is the greatest president ever, even better than Lincoln, Washington, Teddy & FDR combined, and b) you're not going to bother sending your children to school because all they need to know about the world they can learn at the local NASCAR track.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I'm not dismissing The Matrix - I just like Predator that much more.

Cmon lok - this is a tourney where Rocky III is considered a better drama than The Godfather Part II.

[Loki]

True. But a chance to take such an open shot at you and Doc at the same time couldn't be passed up.

If Tex would have posted that he thought the Matrix SUXK00RZ compared to Predator I would have been able to hit the high trifecta and die happy.

[salmonjunkie]

Despite Keanu's level of acting ability he really was the perfect guy for the role.

[The Canadian Content]

salmonjunkie said:

Despite Keanu's level of acting ability he really was the perfect guy for the role.

Ted, Neo...yup, that's range.

[williamssl]

loki said:

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you a) think W is the greatest president ever, even better than Lincoln, Washington, Teddy & FDR combined

This statement would be false if Reagan was included in the list of combined presidents that W is greater than. But Reagan was not included. ;D

[docx]

loki said:

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you a) think W is the greatest president ever, even better than Lincoln, Washington, Teddy & FDR combined, and b) you're not going to bother sending your children to school because all they need to know about the world they can learn at the local NASCAR track.

A) Wrong. It goes Reagan, Lincoln, FDR, T. Roosevelt, Taft, Adams, W.

B) I hate NASCAR. I keep my children home from school to watch FOX News.

C) Canoe Reeves couldn't act his way out of a damp paperbag with a sharp pair of scissors. He SUCKS!!!!!!! And the movie wasn't all that great, once you got past bullet-time. Admittedly, that was a pretty sick effect, but the rest of it...meh.

[Mikey]

fsolomon75 said:

Arnold, Carl Weathers, Bill Duke, the big Indian from 48 Hrs. and Jesse? Oh hell fucking yes!

Only a bunch of slack-jawed faggots would vote for the Matrix.

What he said.

[Batman]

You two need to get checked for testosterone poisoning.

Or perhaps it is all a clever facade? Hmmm?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

sergeial said:

You two need to get checked for testosterone poisoning.

That's the nicest thing said about me on this board. Thanks Sir Gay!

[Batman]

Well, I did suggest another possibility.

[creepy]

tarheelmike said:

fsolomon75 said:

Arnold, Carl Weathers, Bill Duke, the big Indian from 48 Hrs. and Jesse? Oh hell fucking yes!

Only a bunch of slack-jawed faggots would vote for the Matrix.

What he said.

What he said about what he said.

[Lori]

Want to hear something fun? I've never seen The Matrix! Nor do I even want to. It was a movie that everyone told me to see, and for some spiteful reason, I refused. I only like Keanu Reeves when he plays the part he's meant to (Point Break, Bill & Ted, The Replacements), you know, a stoner jock. It's what he's good at, and what he should always stick with.

On the other hand, Predator rocks.

[Batman]

He completely still plays that guy in The Matrix. "Woah. I know kung fu."

[creepy]

I just realized that I never voted on this one. Predator is ok. I enjoyed it. But the Matrix?

Oh, and Nascar sucks ass. And W. has turned out to be one of the worst Shit Bags to ever be Head Shit Bag in a country full of Shit Bags.