[The Jewish Cunthead]

It was II.

[Stu]

mooseheadjack said:

man who hates jews > a half-jewish man

That is all

ANTI-S(E)MITE!!

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Harrison Ford's a Quarter Jewish.
Not too shabby.

[Lucky]

Yeah, LW2 was the South Africans killing all the cops. Mel narrowly escapes buy his SA girl gets offed and Glover is on the toilet. 3 was Rene Russo, the rogue cop, and the gangs. 4 was Chris Rock and the Chinese. LW2 definitely had its moments, mostly with the subplots and the comedic scenes (Murtaugh's daughter in the condom commercial, Riggs picking on the shrink, Murtaugh and Pesci seeking amnesty in South Africa, the toilet) and it had hot as hell Patsy Kensit. But I thought that plot was so damn horrible. Riggs and Murtough stumble onto some illegal South African money, go to the consulute which of course is the center piece for the grand criminal conspiracy. The evil South Africans immediately declare war on the LAPD for no apparent reason and our 2 heroes of course both narrowly manage to survive. And in the process its revealed that the South Africans murdered Rigg's wife way back. How wonderfully coincidental. The two guys literally put their badges down to go wage a completely illegal assault on the bad guys. They murder everyone, cause lots of destruction, and Riggs guns down the ambassador despite his immunity. And apparently noone much minds that they just murdered half a dozen protected citizens and dignitaries.

Dear God, Lethal Weapon tested the lines of disbelief.

And Indy always went out of its way to show that the heroes were just guys who fucked up a bunch. Connery, Brodie, and whatshisface backing up Indy made that as clear as possible. And the number of great lines and scenes Connery has just kills it. And I swear, I think that's the only time I've ever seen Sean Connery actually play a character instead of playing himself.

And the Austrian chick was hot enough to counter Patsy Kensit in the puberty appeal department. I remember being a kid and saying "hey, a woman biting you? That looks kinda hot."

But perhaps I've said too much.

[Stu]

luckylopez said:

and Riggs guns down the ambassador despite his immunity.

Murtaugh, actually. Hence "he's been de-caffernated"

[Lori]

I'm not sure how well I worked out my logic before voting, but it went something like this: Last Crusade is NOT my favorite Indy movie (Raiders is). Lethal Weapon 2 is my favorite LW. If it had come up against Raiders, it would have been less of a struggle to choose (although still difficult). I'm still not sure I voted with my heart, but I gave the current underdog a vote, and went with Gibson and Glover.

[Krydor]

I like the first Lethal Weapon more than number II. However, I like Raiders more than Last Crusade. I ended up voting for Last Crusade.

[docx]

I like chocolate better than root beer.
I like pickles, however, better than olives.

I also voted Last Crusade.

[Krydor]

What kind of pickles? What kind of olives?

[docx]

It doesn't matter. (sigh)

[Krydor]

Yes it does, it matters. Black olives aren't as good as green olives. Mini Dills are better than giant Polski Ogorki.

[Batman]

Sheesh, that's all you're going to break down olives to? Green or black?

Till you've had a garlic-stuffed deli green olive, you haven't lived.

The perfect side for a dagwood, much better than a pickle.

[docx]

"Polski Ogorki" earns Krydor an exalt.

[Mikey]

I voted LW2, but I'm happy either way.

The hilarity of the exploding toilet scene and the smoking hotness of Alison Doody cancel each other out anyway.

[salmonjunkie]

Heh heh, her name's Doody.

[Lucky]

stu said:

luckylopez said:

and Riggs guns down the ambassador despite his immunity.

Murtaugh, actually. Hence "he's been de-caffernated"

Whoops. I can never remember which is which.

[creepy]

salmonjunkie said:

Heh heh, her name's Doody.

Damn it, Thai beat me by 14 hours.

[Evil Scotty]

Last Crusade wins 12-6