OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (06/18) Lineup
Jun 16, 2008 22:58:33 GMT -5
Post by DevSop on Jun 16, 2008 22:58:33 GMT -5
*Phuket International Airport*
It’s a busy day at the Phuket International Airport as many people are traveling to the closest big cities like Beijing, Kuala Lumpur, Tokyo, and others but for right now we are focused on the arrival gate coming in from New Zealand. People are filing out off the plane and into the terminal and the last person off is a very tall, almost 6’0” blonde with long, flowing blonde hair and a body to die for. She’s got a small Coach bag and looks like a million bucks walking through the airport. She really doesn’t fit in with all the businessmen milling around.
(For reference sake, this is the blonde)
She makes her way through the terminal to baggage pick-up and as she does so, she reaches into her bag and takes out her T-Mobile Sidekick. For some reason, a ninja cameraman is close enough to pick up the conversation from this side.
Tall Blonde on Cell Phone: Yea, my flight just landed and I’m about to get my bags.
I can’t wait to see ya’ll either.
Just something I picked up along the way. I can’t seem to shake the accent anymore. I gave up tryin’.
So, do you want me to come straight there or meet you at the hotel?
Oh, a job…what kinda job?
You want me to do WHAT?
No, I don’t mind if you think it’ll help. It’s just not what I do anymore.
You know I’ll do anything for family. Don’t think anything of it, but make sure you remember this means you owe me.
Yea, I know who he is. I do keep up with what ya’ll are up to.
It’ll be taken care of and I’ll see you tonight.
Fine, I’ll call you when I get to the arena.
Luv ya too.
------------Time Warp 90 Minutes Later; OOWF Arena------------
The tall blonde has arrived at the OOWF Arena and is being held at the back door by security guards and again a ninja cameraman is there to pick up the conversation.
Tall Blonde: The longer you keep me here, the more annoyed I’m getting.
Security Guard: I’m sorry Miss, but you’re not on the list and I can’t allow anyone in who isn’t on the list.
TB: When did this turn into a nightclub? Look, I was told to come here and meet Mr. LJ Bennett. I’m supposed to be a surprise. An associate of ours sent me if you know what I mean.
SG: I’m not….oh, you’re one of Wally’s girls. Why didn’t you say so?
TB: Because I don’t like advertising what I do for a living. Surely you can understand that. Now, pardon me…I have to get to work.
SG: No problem at all…what was your name again?
TB: Oh, just call me Samantha.
The tall blonde makes her way into the OOWF Arena and once she’s safely away from the security guard takes out her cell phone and hits one of the speed dials.
Samantha: Yea, I’m here. Walking through the hallways.
What do you mean they’re called Hallways of Random Encounters? I don’t want to randomly encounter anyone.
Fine…just tell me where to go.
The tall blonde, or Samantha as we now know her is following the direction and she turns one last corner when she’s swept into a big swinging hug by one Alexander Darling.
Samantha: Put me down you big goof. I’m still your older sister and will put you in time-out if you keep it up.
Alexander Darling: I’m sorry Sammie…it’s so good to see my big sis again. It’s been far too long.
Samantha: Yes it has brother dear, but why are you talking in green?
Alexis Darling: He seems to think it makes him special. I’ve given up on getting through to him
Alexander: Would you shut up Lexie? Sammie doesn’t wanna hear you…she wants to listen to me tell her about what I’ve been up to.
Samantha: Actually, what I want is to do what I was asked to, then I’d like a long relaxing bath without listening to you two do whatever it is you two do. So can we get on with this?
Alexis: Of course Sam. Lucky, would you mind bringing Sam’s bags to the suite? Oh, speaking of…Sam, this is Davin Moreland and Firewoman.
Sam shakes Firewoman’s hand and then does the same with Davin even though it may be noticed that their hands linger, possibly a second too long. But nonetheless, Lucky has scurried back to the Run DEA Suites as Alexis is talking to Samantha.
Alexis: Okay, it’s going to be the first door on the left. We’re 95% sure he’s alone in there right now. And even if he’s not, we’ve got enough backup here. You just need to get the door open enough for us to do our thing.
Samantha: Yea, I kinda get the idea.
Samantha puts her sunglasses back on and walks around the corner while Run DEA waits on just the opposite side of the door. Sam knocks and we see that she’s at the Fortress of Snobbery and one Donovan Viper answers the door, yelling over his shoulder.
Donovan Viper: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO JEEVES? Oh my, look at this. And who are you Miss Beautiful.
Samantha: You can call me whatever you want Mr. Viper.
Donovan: And how do you know who I am?
Samantha: I was sent by a mutual acquaintance of ours. He told me to come and see if I could help you relax?
Donovan: Oh I’m sure you can. Why don’t you come on in?
Samantha: Sure, let me just grab my bag.
Samantha reaches behind the door as Viper opens the door completely and that was what the people behind the door were waiting for. The first thing Donnie sees is a large flame shoot across the door as Firewoman shoots a small upward fire blast right into the doorway that causes Viper to back into the room and almost trip over a chair. Firewoman steps into the room and right behind her is Alexander Darling and Davin Moreland, the first carrying a barbed wire wrapped signed sledgehammer (Thanks Eric!) and the latter carrying a single piece of steel rebar.
Firewoman: Remember when you stopped me from coming out to save my partner here a few weeks ago? Payback’s a bitch Donnie.
Davin Moreland: Vipes…if you remember anything after this is over, just remember that it’s you and everyone else on Bennett’s side that brought it on. Come on Fire, we got the door…this is between them.
Davin and Fire step aside and let the three Darlings into the room front and center. Alexander is twirling his sledgehammer while his sisters stand beside him.
Samantha Anytime brother dear…I am feeling a bit jet-lagged.
Alexander: You've never been one to savor the moment Sammie. Fine. Viper, we can do this the hard way, or well there’s just the hard way.
Donovan: Fuck you.
Alexander: There you go being a homo again. I heard you wanted to stop the bus so you could get a closer look at the cavity search on Stank and Carl and everyone.
Donovan: You wish. I wanted to see that sweet little ass of your sister’s.
Alexis strides over to Donnie.
Alexis: You want to see my ass Donnie? All you had to do was ask nicely.
Alexis takes a step away from Viper and starts to unbutton her jeans and Donovan’s eyes are glued on her every movement that he doesn’t notice Alexander walking around to stand right next to him.
Alexander: Nice ass, right?
Donovan: Damn right…hey what are you…
WHAM!!! Darling takes the sledgehammer and slams it into Viper’s skull.
Alexander: Find it Alexis.
Alexis starts looking around the room for something as Darling holds the sledgehammer across Viper’s throat. Alexis yells out heads up and Alexander looks up in time to snatch Viper’s chain out of the air.
Look what I got here Donnie. This is what you’ve used to beat me the last few times. Let’s see how you like it?
Alexander wraps the chain around his hand and starts punching Viper in the face and stomach, alternating between the two.
I like this. Now I see why you use it so much. But I think I can do more with it.
Alexander wraps the chain around Viper’s neck and his own hand while Samantha and Alexis move a table over near where Alex has now put Viper up on his shoulder. CHAIN ASSISTED DARLING DRIVER through the table. Alexis walks back over and lays the Intercontinental Title across Viper’s chest.
Alexander pats the belt as he gets down real close to Viper…I want you to know you asked for this. You wanted to see what Alexander Darling was capable of…well you’re welcome.
Samantha: Can I do it now?
Alexis looks over to Alexander who nods as they start to walk towards the exit.
Samantha: Well, it was a pleasure to meet you Donnie…I’m assuming you won’t say the same next time…but in any case…as my brother likes to say…
BOOYAH, Bitch!!! Tootles.
*Fade*
It’s a busy day at the Phuket International Airport as many people are traveling to the closest big cities like Beijing, Kuala Lumpur, Tokyo, and others but for right now we are focused on the arrival gate coming in from New Zealand. People are filing out off the plane and into the terminal and the last person off is a very tall, almost 6’0” blonde with long, flowing blonde hair and a body to die for. She’s got a small Coach bag and looks like a million bucks walking through the airport. She really doesn’t fit in with all the businessmen milling around.
(For reference sake, this is the blonde)
She makes her way through the terminal to baggage pick-up and as she does so, she reaches into her bag and takes out her T-Mobile Sidekick. For some reason, a ninja cameraman is close enough to pick up the conversation from this side.
Tall Blonde on Cell Phone: Yea, my flight just landed and I’m about to get my bags.
I can’t wait to see ya’ll either.
Just something I picked up along the way. I can’t seem to shake the accent anymore. I gave up tryin’.
So, do you want me to come straight there or meet you at the hotel?
Oh, a job…what kinda job?
You want me to do WHAT?
No, I don’t mind if you think it’ll help. It’s just not what I do anymore.
You know I’ll do anything for family. Don’t think anything of it, but make sure you remember this means you owe me.
Yea, I know who he is. I do keep up with what ya’ll are up to.
It’ll be taken care of and I’ll see you tonight.
Fine, I’ll call you when I get to the arena.
Luv ya too.
------------Time Warp 90 Minutes Later; OOWF Arena------------
The tall blonde has arrived at the OOWF Arena and is being held at the back door by security guards and again a ninja cameraman is there to pick up the conversation.
Tall Blonde: The longer you keep me here, the more annoyed I’m getting.
Security Guard: I’m sorry Miss, but you’re not on the list and I can’t allow anyone in who isn’t on the list.
TB: When did this turn into a nightclub? Look, I was told to come here and meet Mr. LJ Bennett. I’m supposed to be a surprise. An associate of ours sent me if you know what I mean.
SG: I’m not….oh, you’re one of Wally’s girls. Why didn’t you say so?
TB: Because I don’t like advertising what I do for a living. Surely you can understand that. Now, pardon me…I have to get to work.
SG: No problem at all…what was your name again?
TB: Oh, just call me Samantha.
The tall blonde makes her way into the OOWF Arena and once she’s safely away from the security guard takes out her cell phone and hits one of the speed dials.
Samantha: Yea, I’m here. Walking through the hallways.
What do you mean they’re called Hallways of Random Encounters? I don’t want to randomly encounter anyone.
Fine…just tell me where to go.
The tall blonde, or Samantha as we now know her is following the direction and she turns one last corner when she’s swept into a big swinging hug by one Alexander Darling.
Samantha: Put me down you big goof. I’m still your older sister and will put you in time-out if you keep it up.
Alexander Darling: I’m sorry Sammie…it’s so good to see my big sis again. It’s been far too long.
Samantha: Yes it has brother dear, but why are you talking in green?
Alexis Darling: He seems to think it makes him special. I’ve given up on getting through to him
Alexander: Would you shut up Lexie? Sammie doesn’t wanna hear you…she wants to listen to me tell her about what I’ve been up to.
Samantha: Actually, what I want is to do what I was asked to, then I’d like a long relaxing bath without listening to you two do whatever it is you two do. So can we get on with this?
Alexis: Of course Sam. Lucky, would you mind bringing Sam’s bags to the suite? Oh, speaking of…Sam, this is Davin Moreland and Firewoman.
Sam shakes Firewoman’s hand and then does the same with Davin even though it may be noticed that their hands linger, possibly a second too long. But nonetheless, Lucky has scurried back to the Run DEA Suites as Alexis is talking to Samantha.
Alexis: Okay, it’s going to be the first door on the left. We’re 95% sure he’s alone in there right now. And even if he’s not, we’ve got enough backup here. You just need to get the door open enough for us to do our thing.
Samantha: Yea, I kinda get the idea.
Samantha puts her sunglasses back on and walks around the corner while Run DEA waits on just the opposite side of the door. Sam knocks and we see that she’s at the Fortress of Snobbery and one Donovan Viper answers the door, yelling over his shoulder.
Donovan Viper: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO JEEVES? Oh my, look at this. And who are you Miss Beautiful.
Samantha: You can call me whatever you want Mr. Viper.
Donovan: And how do you know who I am?
Samantha: I was sent by a mutual acquaintance of ours. He told me to come and see if I could help you relax?
Donovan: Oh I’m sure you can. Why don’t you come on in?
Samantha: Sure, let me just grab my bag.
Samantha reaches behind the door as Viper opens the door completely and that was what the people behind the door were waiting for. The first thing Donnie sees is a large flame shoot across the door as Firewoman shoots a small upward fire blast right into the doorway that causes Viper to back into the room and almost trip over a chair. Firewoman steps into the room and right behind her is Alexander Darling and Davin Moreland, the first carrying a barbed wire wrapped signed sledgehammer (Thanks Eric!) and the latter carrying a single piece of steel rebar.
Firewoman: Remember when you stopped me from coming out to save my partner here a few weeks ago? Payback’s a bitch Donnie.
Davin Moreland: Vipes…if you remember anything after this is over, just remember that it’s you and everyone else on Bennett’s side that brought it on. Come on Fire, we got the door…this is between them.
Davin and Fire step aside and let the three Darlings into the room front and center. Alexander is twirling his sledgehammer while his sisters stand beside him.
Samantha Anytime brother dear…I am feeling a bit jet-lagged.
Alexander: You've never been one to savor the moment Sammie. Fine. Viper, we can do this the hard way, or well there’s just the hard way.
Donovan: Fuck you.
Alexander: There you go being a homo again. I heard you wanted to stop the bus so you could get a closer look at the cavity search on Stank and Carl and everyone.
Donovan: You wish. I wanted to see that sweet little ass of your sister’s.
Alexis strides over to Donnie.
Alexis: You want to see my ass Donnie? All you had to do was ask nicely.
Alexis takes a step away from Viper and starts to unbutton her jeans and Donovan’s eyes are glued on her every movement that he doesn’t notice Alexander walking around to stand right next to him.
Alexander: Nice ass, right?
Donovan: Damn right…hey what are you…
WHAM!!! Darling takes the sledgehammer and slams it into Viper’s skull.
Alexander: Find it Alexis.
Alexis starts looking around the room for something as Darling holds the sledgehammer across Viper’s throat. Alexis yells out heads up and Alexander looks up in time to snatch Viper’s chain out of the air.
Look what I got here Donnie. This is what you’ve used to beat me the last few times. Let’s see how you like it?
Alexander wraps the chain around his hand and starts punching Viper in the face and stomach, alternating between the two.
I like this. Now I see why you use it so much. But I think I can do more with it.
Alexander wraps the chain around Viper’s neck and his own hand while Samantha and Alexis move a table over near where Alex has now put Viper up on his shoulder. CHAIN ASSISTED DARLING DRIVER through the table. Alexis walks back over and lays the Intercontinental Title across Viper’s chest.
Alexander pats the belt as he gets down real close to Viper…I want you to know you asked for this. You wanted to see what Alexander Darling was capable of…well you’re welcome.
Samantha: Can I do it now?
Alexis looks over to Alexander who nods as they start to walk towards the exit.
Samantha: Well, it was a pleasure to meet you Donnie…I’m assuming you won’t say the same next time…but in any case…as my brother likes to say…
BOOYAH, Bitch!!! Tootles.
*Fade*