[ALL CAPS]

Probably not much of a surprise to most of you, but... HOLY FUCK is it awful. It's just so fucking stupid and not funny.

www.daddymonkeylives.com/movies/the_love_guru.html

[punk/core]

Well jeez... I could have told you that. And I haven't even seen it yet.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

It looks horrible... why Myers just didn't make an Austin Powers IV is beyond me.

Also I'm willing to bet "it sucks ass-yogurt" is funnier than any line in the flick. Great review sir!

[Stu]

Couldn't you have given it a Zero, seeing as it's worthless?

[bdbdbd]

Water is wet.

[ALL CAPS]

Jun 18, 2008 13:12:55 GMT -5 Stu said:

Couldn't you have given it a Zero, seeing as it's worthless?

Myers didn't do a Scottish accent and Alba is hottish, so it gets 1 pity point.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Which is more believable - Alba is the owner of the Leafs or the Leafs win the Cup over the Kings?

[The Canadian Content]

Jun 18, 2008 13:18:51 GMT -5 ALL CAPS said:

Alba is hottish

That makes you, what, gayish?

[punk/core]

Jun 18, 2008 13:08:25 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

why Myers just didn't make an Austin Powers IV is beyond me.

Well, to be fair, that would have sucked balls too.

[Stu]

What confused me with the trailer was the line that says "the Guru is coming to Ameria". If he's helping the Toronto team's player, then isn't he really going to Canada?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jun 18, 2008 13:27:30 GMT -5 punk/core said:

Jun 18, 2008 13:08:25 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

why Myers just didn't make an Austin Powers IV is beyond me.

Well, to be fair, that would have sucked balls too.

Yeah but if Myers is going to do "the fish out of water" routine again, why not use the franchise that will at least get some more laughs?

[punk/core]

True. Plus make more money just on the franchise's name alone.

[Jack Quinn]

so, did you like the movie? You were kinda vague about it in the review.

[Pun]

The movie is a worthless piece of shit. It sucks ass-yogurt. Never see it. Ever. Unless you're retarded. Retards will love it. If you see it, and love it, you are retarded and I don't want to speak with you, ever again.

Quite possibly, my favorite line from any movie review ever. EVAR!

[Habs]

Jun 18, 2008 13:23:47 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Which is more believable - Alba is the owner of the Leafs or the Leafs win the Cup over the Kings?

Well it's probably the only way the Leafs could have won the Cup this year...

[ALL CAPS]

Jun 18, 2008 13:31:38 GMT -5 Stu said:

What confused me with the trailer was the line that says "the Guru is coming to Ameria". If he's helping the Toronto team's player, then isn't he really going to Canada?

That's pretty much par for the course with this movie. The guru wears a metal chastity belt, but also gets punched in the balls by Verne Troyer and sells it like he got shot. No internal consistency. I mean, pay the fuck attention to your own fucking story for fucks sake!

ETA: FUCK!

[Batman]

Jun 18, 2008 13:24:00 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Jun 18, 2008 13:18:51 GMT -5 ALL CAPS said:

Alba is hottish

That makes you, what, gayish?

Exalt to the Thor Fag.

[Lucky]

Jun 18, 2008 14:01:25 GMT -5 Pun said:

The movie is a worthless piece of shit. It sucks ass-yogurt. Never see it. Ever. Unless you're retarded. Retards will love it. If you see it, and love it, you are retarded and I don't want to speak with you, ever again.

Quite possibly, my favorite line from any movie review ever. EVAR!

The true question is why does Brad hate retards so much?

[ALL CAPS]

You've obviously never spent more than a few hours with Ziggy.

[Byrntrigan]

If you hold 0 for the worst movie of all time, what is your worst movie of alltime Brad?

Inquiring minds wanna know!

[ALL CAPS]

I think the only zero that has ever been given on DML is for Freddy Got Fingered... which I've never seen. The review was done by my buddy Pritch. I'm not sure if I've ever actually seen a "zero". I'd have to think on that.

[salmonjunkie]

Jun 18, 2008 20:38:57 GMT -5 ALL CAPS said:

I think the only zero that has ever been given on DML is for Freddy Got Fingered... which I've never seen. The review was done by my buddy Pritch. I'm not sure if I've ever actually seen a "zero". I'd have to think on that.

Mr. Wrong. A zero is too good for that piece of shit.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

"cushion-fort of suck" was exalt-worthy.

[Stu]

'If Shit Got THE LOVE GURU On It, Shit Would Wipe It Off!' is a good one from aicn too.

[OpTard]

Jun 18, 2008 16:30:08 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

If you hold 0 for the worst movie of all time, what is your worst movie of alltime Brad?

Inquiring minds wanna know!

the painting of willam defoe is the only thing that keeps spider-man 3 from getting a zero.

though it's still the worst movie ever made.