Pun's House Spotlight: FSolomon75 aka "Solly"
Mar 8, 2009 2:22:29 GMT -5
Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Mar 8, 2009 2:22:29 GMT -5
More Creepy questions! This is a treat.
Do you:
A) Put up your dukes
B) Realize where this is headed and give up your precious meat
C) Jump out and take your chances at sea
D) Ask "Who died and made you guys king?"
E) Take a shitpiss on yourself and rub it all over until no one finds you appetizing anymore.I chose A. I'm going down with a fight and let's face it - if I'm in that situation anyway, E is going to happen whether I like it or not.
D. Jenn's always had a thing for bikers anyway.
Are we speaking generally or is this part of another question? I would say a situation like 9/11 (ie, having to jump out the building to avoid the fire)
Probably a combo of B and D. I don't like to get confrontational but that's just fucking stupid.
I'm definitely going in since I imagine she would keep calling me and telling me she's very badly burned, like Ferrell in Austin Powers.
Hey if Macy can film porn, so can I. There isn't much I wouldn't do if I was broke and $120/hr is fine by me.
I don't need a weapon when I have Thunder and Lightning right here (holds up hands). That's not from a movie, I really did hold up my fists. Why would I set a prisoner free? I would definitely take him to Vegas.
What authorities? I don't even know where these alleged crimes took place, sir.
I don't want to watch Pitt bang her but I would definitely ask if she was down.
The bigger question is what are you doing in LA?
Or in San Diego? Anyway, I don't care that much about the Lakers or Padres to put up with that shit. If this was the Mets or Giants, that would be different.
Hell yes I shoot and I hope to God it's loaded.
Let's see... a Ruth's Chris porterhouse (medium rare) with extra butter, a Nathan's Hot Dog with spicy mustard and kraut, some pork fried rice, and some Carvel for dessert. And a gallon of castor oil so I can shit all over my executioner.
Are you kidding? I don't even want to leave North America, let alone the planet.
Me in Vienna? I don't like my chances.
Have you seen a picture of me? I'm not making anyone my bitch, except maybe for Brooks Hatlen and even then that old coot might break my ass in two.
Oh fuck you Creeps. You fucking cunt. I can't fathom not being able to watch Rocky again but then again when I actually listen to CDs instead of my iPod, it's usually Dirty Deeds or High Voltage. Mikey and Pun would be dicks and tell me how many times they've watched the movies if I had to stop but then again Jenn would tell me how much fun it is to play the AC/DC track pack for Rock Band. Christ this sucks. I guess it comes down to me LOVING Rocky vs. merely loving AC/DC. My answer is give up AC/DC. Happy now?
Go in 1:30 and that's how I feel about you right now
So, you are on a small passenger plane that goes down in the middle of the ocean. There is 7 of you; men, women, a few teenagers of various sizes. They are all related and only let you ride with them because you paid them to get on. They don't know you. About 24 hours into the ordeal, the talk shifts to the inevitable: food is a must and someone's got to be sacrificed (You have plenty of jugs of freshwater). Everyone looks at you.
Do you:
A) Put up your dukes
B) Realize where this is headed and give up your precious meat
C) Jump out and take your chances at sea
D) Ask "Who died and made you guys king?"
E) Take a shitpiss on yourself and rub it all over until no one finds you appetizing anymore.
The same scenario is playing out, except this time, it's your family and the stranger is a 350 lb biker with tattoos and piercings and a knife. He gives you these options:
A) Fight him. He retains possesion of the knife, though.
B) Play Rock/Paper/Scissors with the guy in a winner take all deal. However, he doesn't seem very trustworthy. And he still has the knife.
C) He says he has to kill you first, then he will give up the knife and let your family chow down.
D) He requests that in return of dying for your lives, he wants to fuck your wife for a few hours.
A) Fight him. He retains possesion of the knife, though.
B) Play Rock/Paper/Scissors with the guy in a winner take all deal. However, he doesn't seem very trustworthy. And he still has the knife.
C) He says he has to kill you first, then he will give up the knife and let your family chow down.
D) He requests that in return of dying for your lives, he wants to fuck your wife for a few hours.
What would it take for you to kill yourself?
You are a at a pizza buffet place. You notice the kid in front of you is taking a very long time deciding on pieces of pizza. You ignore him and talk to your friend. Than you notice what the kid is doing. He's picking up a slice from every pizza and smelling it and sometimes licking it to see if he likes it. What do you do?:
A) Leave
B) Tell Management
C) Shrug it off as a kid being a kid.
D) Yell at the little cocksucker.
A) Leave
B) Tell Management
C) Shrug it off as a kid being a kid.
D) Yell at the little cocksucker.
You arrive home on night to see your house is on fire. Your wife calls you to tell you she is trapped in the burning building. You have a 50/50 chance with the outcomes of getting her out alive or dying trying to save her. What is your decision?
You are broke. A friend set you up with a guy for a job. The job is filming a beastiality porno. The pay is great, $120 an hour, but you have to, you know, film people and animals fucking. Do you accept the job?
You have to escort a prisoner accused of a rape/murder across the state and into Las Vegas to turn them over to authorities. You have no weapon and they are handcuffed and in your car. You have the option of abandoning your car or driving the guy alone to Vegas. Do you set him free and lose your car or take the bastard to Vegas?
You meet Sly Stallone and find out that he's a Grade A piece of shit. He admits to you that he's raped a chick and committed a hit and run that resulted in someone's death. You have no proof of any of this except what he told you. Do you go to authorities?
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie move in next door to you while producing a movie. You meet them and have dinner with them and your wife. During the course of dinner, they point blank say they are into wife swapping and ask if you and your wife are down with swinging. You look at your wife and can't judge her reaction. Do you ask her if she wants to get nailed by Brad Pitt while you bang Angelina Jolie or do you decline the proposal?
You score Lakers floor seat season tickets from a dying relative. But the guy that seats right next to you during the games is the most obnoxious person to ever live. They burp, fart, never shower, yell obscenities and racist comments and bullys everyone around you, even screaming at your wife. You cannot sell the tickets as stated in the will or you will lose them. Do you keep going to games or just say fuck it?
What if instead of Lakers floor seats, they were right behind home plate at Petco Park?
You wake up in the trunk of a moving car. You have no idea where you are or how you got there. Your mouth is gagged, your eyes are duct taped and your head is draped with a hood. Also, your hands and feet are hogtied. You manage to free your right hand and feel around in the dark and find a gun. You cannot get the hood off of your head, thus elimanating your eyesight entirely. The car stops. You have no idea if the gun is loaded or not and know that you only have a split second when the trunk is opened to react. Do you blindly shoot when you hear the trunk being opened?
If you were on Death Row, what would be your last meal?
If a new planet is found and you win the lottery to board a spaceship and live on the new planet with your wife and various other people of all different backgrounds and start a new colony that might work out or kill everybody, would you go?
You find out that you can play the viola better than anyone in the world and are offered a seat on the Vienna Philharmonic, do you move to Vienna? It pays great and allows you to travel all over the world.
If you were in prison for 6 years, would you try to make somebody your bitch as soon as you showed up or just bend over and get on with it?
You either lose the ability to watch any Stallone movies or listen to any AC/DC songs. Do you give up Stallone or give up AC/DC?
Go in 1:30 and that's how I feel about you right now