[punk/core]

Just a heads up girls-- Men only want one thing, and I'll give you a hint as to what it is. It starts with a "V" and ends with you crying.

[Andy]

In your case it also ends with a V but there's an HI in there.

[Byrntrigan]

HA~!

That's why when I started dating again I use one of those dollies they use in court.

When a women I'm dating is not feeling well, I ask her to point to what doesn't feel good, or needs my attention.

Also handy when I'm trying to get her to "explore" in the sack.

*She points to doll* "Ok, I'll stick it in there. Sure"

I'm surprised everyone has not mentioned the line most women seem to be smart enough not to use "Do I look fat in this?"

Thankfully most women don't ask that anymore. My answer to that is to change the subject or say nothing, or leave the room.

[punk/core]

Dec 31, 2008 15:25:09 GMT -5 Andy said:

In your case it also ends with a V but there's an HI in there.

Hawaii 5? I don't get it.

[Byrntrigan]

It was that show in the 60's. Do you call your cock Danno?

[Fire-Babe]

Dec 31, 2008 15:22:51 GMT -5 punk/core said:

Just a heads up girls-- Men only want one thing.

Yes, and I'm amazed how much shit you all put up with in the hopes of getting it.

[punk/core]

Hey, Byrne, stop trying to derail this thread.


Seriously though... have you ever noticed how black guys dance like this, and white guys dance like this?

[BC]

He's saying you have the AIDs

[Andy]

Dec 31, 2008 15:29:24 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

Yes, and I'm amazed how much shit you all put up with in the hopes of getting it.

Duct tape, chloroform, rags...its not that difficult.

[Lucky]

Reading this thread made me realize something.

A LOT of you fuckers are divorced, huh?

[Andy]

No. Some of us never got anyone to marry us in the first place.

[Lucky]

Don't worry. Punker will get there.

[punk/core]

Pfft... maybe if Cali hadn't voted it down, that would've totally worked.

[Tommy]

Dec 31, 2008 15:38:56 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Reading this thread made me realize something.

A LOT of you fuckers are divorced, huh?

I think everyone should get divorced at least once. It really gives you new perspective and insight to the opposite sex; and is a great tool so you know what NOT to do, going forward.

[BC]

I think everyone should protect their future earnings and sanity and never get married.

[Lucky]

This board is angry.

It should go to couple's therapy.

[Andy]

I'm not angry. I just wish women would stop being such cunts and I want to bash their fucking skulls in with a pipe wrench. I'm not angry though.

[Byrntrigan]

It really sounds like you are at peace with it.

[punk/core]

Never give women nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar. And always keep receipts.

[Andy]

Dec 31, 2008 16:20:50 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

It really sounds like you are at peace with it.

Completely.

On a totally unrelated note, I'm picking up my pistol on Friday!

[Byrntrigan]

Dec 31, 2008 16:24:41 GMT -5 punk/core said:

Never give women nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar. And always keep receipts.

It makes you look like a business guy.

[punk/core]

When a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. When a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says that something isn't funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

[Lucky]

Women are empty vessels. They are born without souls. God took Adam's rib but none of his soul or heart. So women's purpose since they were created have been to take from men to compensate for that empty black hole. They've developed tricks and traps to do so. They shall lure you in with their wiles and lull you into security. But never get comfortable with the woman for she is always ready to eat your soul in your sleep. Even the domesticated woman will over enough time be true to her base natural instinct.

Its true. I read it in a pamphlet. And I dated this girl who told me I could go out with the guys when she wanted me to spend the night with her. It was evil.

[Jack Quinn]

Dec 31, 2008 16:46:13 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Women are empty vessels. They are born without souls. God took Adam's rib but none of his soul or heart. So women's purpose since they were created have been to take from men to compensate for that empty black hole.

Women are Yankees fans?

[punk/core]