MidWeek Mayhem (01/14) Live! From Springfield, OH
Jan 9, 2009 19:08:38 GMT -5
Post by Fire-Babe on Jan 9, 2009 19:08:38 GMT -5
The two women walk down the hallway towards the Destroyitarium. Once they reach the door, they stop.
SD: So do we knock?
FW: And announce our presence if it’s a trap? Brilliant.
Firewoman opens the door, without knocking. Just like the old westerns, everyone stops what they are doing. Stank, Spin, and FF Capslock get up and walk towards the door.
Stank: What are you doing here?
FW: Nothing to concern you. Just here to help Alexis back to our end of the arena, that’s it.
FF: You’ll excuse us if we find that hard to believe.
FW: Who are you?
FF: Are you serious? I’m your opponent for this week!
FW: Oh. Well, nice to meet you. We’ll just get her out of your guys’ way and be go--
FF: Nice to meet me?? Don’t you remember?? We were in a triple threat for that belt you’ve got now. Your partner Alexander screwed me out of it. There was all sorts of drama!
FW: Hm…..Oh yeah, I guess I remember that.
FF: I just called you a cunt for like 20 minutes straight!!!
FW: That was you?
FF: YES.
FW: Oh. Yeah, I saw that. Funny stuff. Okay, gents can we just take care of this?
FF is fuming. Stank, Spin and the rest of the room look around at each other.
Stank: Fine. She’s over there.
Firewoman nods to Samantha, who goes over and puts her arm around Lexie
LD: What? Who? Ooooooooooh, Samantha, you bitch….how did you know where I was…..
SD: It’s not important, Fire and I came to get you.
LD: Fire’s here too??? Wooooow…..
FW: C’mon, Lexie, let’s go home….
Samantha helps Lexie over to the door
FW: Thanks guys. We’ll be seeing you.
LD: Howja find me Fire? Use your tarot cards?
FW: Very funny. Let’s go.
LD: Nooooooo, I wanna stay here and drink with my new friieeeeeeeeeeends.
SD: They aren’t your friends, Lexie, come on.
FF: Hell, if the lady wants to stay, I say she should stay.
FW: Well, fortunately it isn’t up to you, so—
LD: Fire you found me!! Even my own brother didn’t look for me. How did you know?
FW: Christ….[she leans in close to Lexie and whispers to her with clenched teeth]. Moose told me okay? Now come on.
LD: It figures. Traitor! You know…if you don’t want to be a Dun-REA person, then fine.
FF: Dammit, she wants to stay, let her stay, bitch.
FF stands between Firewoman and Lexie (who still has her arms around Sam}. Firewoman steps up.
FW: Get out of my way.
At this point, Moosehead Jack comes in to the room from somewhere in the back.
MHJ: We have more guests, I see. Is there a problem here?
FW: This guy is not being very helpful. All we’re trying to do is get Lexie home, that’s it.
MHJ: I see. FF, why don’t you save it for the ring.
FF: You’re taking her side??
MHJ: No, but it’s just not worth it over this right now.
FF: Really? Because I seem to recall you and your ‘Firewoman off limits’ position during the Civil War, so I’d kind of like to know—
LD: SOooo would I, Fire. Spending all your time with Moose instead of watching your partners’ backs. Maybe if you hadn’t, Alexander would still be champ and—and—
Lexie starts to pass out, and slumps down.
FW: Okay, that’s about it. Let’s go.
Firewoman pushes past FF, and lifts Lexie up and puts her over her shoulder. Moose steps up and puts a hand on FF’s shoulder. Firewoman leaves with Lexie still over her shoulder, and Samantha following behind. She nods a thanks to Moose, who closes the door of the Destroyitarium. They head back towards the RunDEA Suites, with Samantha trying to keep up.
SD: You know she didn’t mean what she was saying. She’s drunk.
FW: I’m not so sure about that, Sam. In vino veritas. We’ll deal with it tomorrow after she sleeps it off.
SD: So do we knock?
FW: And announce our presence if it’s a trap? Brilliant.
Firewoman opens the door, without knocking. Just like the old westerns, everyone stops what they are doing. Stank, Spin, and FF Capslock get up and walk towards the door.
Stank: What are you doing here?
FW: Nothing to concern you. Just here to help Alexis back to our end of the arena, that’s it.
FF: You’ll excuse us if we find that hard to believe.
FW: Who are you?
FF: Are you serious? I’m your opponent for this week!
FW: Oh. Well, nice to meet you. We’ll just get her out of your guys’ way and be go--
FF: Nice to meet me?? Don’t you remember?? We were in a triple threat for that belt you’ve got now. Your partner Alexander screwed me out of it. There was all sorts of drama!
FW: Hm…..Oh yeah, I guess I remember that.
FF: I just called you a cunt for like 20 minutes straight!!!
FW: That was you?
FF: YES.
FW: Oh. Yeah, I saw that. Funny stuff. Okay, gents can we just take care of this?
FF is fuming. Stank, Spin and the rest of the room look around at each other.
Stank: Fine. She’s over there.
Firewoman nods to Samantha, who goes over and puts her arm around Lexie
LD: What? Who? Ooooooooooh, Samantha, you bitch….how did you know where I was…..
SD: It’s not important, Fire and I came to get you.
LD: Fire’s here too??? Wooooow…..
FW: C’mon, Lexie, let’s go home….
Samantha helps Lexie over to the door
FW: Thanks guys. We’ll be seeing you.
LD: Howja find me Fire? Use your tarot cards?
FW: Very funny. Let’s go.
LD: Nooooooo, I wanna stay here and drink with my new friieeeeeeeeeeends.
SD: They aren’t your friends, Lexie, come on.
FF: Hell, if the lady wants to stay, I say she should stay.
FW: Well, fortunately it isn’t up to you, so—
LD: Fire you found me!! Even my own brother didn’t look for me. How did you know?
FW: Christ….[she leans in close to Lexie and whispers to her with clenched teeth]. Moose told me okay? Now come on.
LD: It figures. Traitor! You know…if you don’t want to be a Dun-REA person, then fine.
FF: Dammit, she wants to stay, let her stay, bitch.
FF stands between Firewoman and Lexie (who still has her arms around Sam}. Firewoman steps up.
FW: Get out of my way.
At this point, Moosehead Jack comes in to the room from somewhere in the back.
MHJ: We have more guests, I see. Is there a problem here?
FW: This guy is not being very helpful. All we’re trying to do is get Lexie home, that’s it.
MHJ: I see. FF, why don’t you save it for the ring.
FF: You’re taking her side??
MHJ: No, but it’s just not worth it over this right now.
FF: Really? Because I seem to recall you and your ‘Firewoman off limits’ position during the Civil War, so I’d kind of like to know—
LD: SOooo would I, Fire. Spending all your time with Moose instead of watching your partners’ backs. Maybe if you hadn’t, Alexander would still be champ and—and—
Lexie starts to pass out, and slumps down.
FW: Okay, that’s about it. Let’s go.
Firewoman pushes past FF, and lifts Lexie up and puts her over her shoulder. Moose steps up and puts a hand on FF’s shoulder. Firewoman leaves with Lexie still over her shoulder, and Samantha following behind. She nods a thanks to Moose, who closes the door of the Destroyitarium. They head back towards the RunDEA Suites, with Samantha trying to keep up.
SD: You know she didn’t mean what she was saying. She’s drunk.
FW: I’m not so sure about that, Sam. In vino veritas. We’ll deal with it tomorrow after she sleeps it off.