MidWeek Mayhem (02/11) Live! From Springfield, MN
Feb 6, 2009 9:41:50 GMT -5
Post by Fire-Babe on Feb 6, 2009 9:41:50 GMT -5
In the RunDEA Training Facility, sponsored by GNC Firewoman and Alexander Darling are working on stuff for their match. It's not going well, as Firewoman misses her third moonsault in a row
AD: Dammit, Firewoman, focus.
FW: Oh shut up. Let me crack a couple of your ribs and see how well you focus.
AD: What, so I can match you and Davin?
L: That wouldn't work. We'd have to change our team name to Snap-Crackle-and-Pop.....
FW: Lucky?
L: Oops...was that out loud?
AD: If you were my employee I'd fire you.
Firewoman seizes an opportunity and trips Alexander with a toe hold
FW: Ha! Now who's not focused!
AD: A lucky shot....let's take a break.
They go over to the corner where Lucky hands out towels and Aquafina
AD: Remember when we started this?
FW: This practice? Yes, just like it was this morning...oh wait...it was.
AD: No....I meant this business....
FW: Philadelphia? Gods, barely. I think I killed those particular brain cells--
AD: No,...sheesh, I mean here, at OOWF.
FW: Oh...yeah, I guess. I don't really give it much thought.
AD: You. Ha! You remember everything.
FW: Not true. I don't remember what my issues are with Bryce Larson. What's your point, Alex?
AD: Well, it's just... okay, you have your thing with Tyson--
FW: I don't have a "thing" with Tyson!
AD: Um..okay, that's not what I meant...your feud thing....and me with Eric...now a year ago, when we first got here, that would mean all sorts of stuff... backstage attacks, bloody and battered before we even stepped into the ring.
FW: Huh...you're right...yeah, that was great........
AD: But now? Anytime someone does something, someone's stepping between them. First Moose protects his boy from the pummeling he so rightly deserves yesterday, and then Davin gets in between me and Eric....
FW: "Eric and I."
AD: huh?
FW: You mean "Eric and I."
AD: ......
FW: Sorry, been grading papers all day....carry on.
AD: Yeah, anyway....so.....what happened to this place? Are the rumors of a PG13 rating really true?
FW: I dunno. I think after last year's war, and the one that seems to be bubbling under the surface between us and, oh, everyone, maybe folks are just gun shy?
AD: I don't know.... Moose and Davin aren't gun shy guys. Neither is Stank, and he didn't do anything to you for being in the Destroyitarium. No one did!
FW: Well, don't get too comfortable. The Bastard McMahon is surely looking to regain some prestige after Daddy kicked him out penniless.
AD: Is that what happened? How do you know?
FW: I have my ways, Alex. And one day soon, Tyson and I may find ourselves in a dark, secluded corridor, where his guardian angel Moose isn't there to protect him.
AD: Yeah, well, let me know when that is, if you need--
FW: [looking Alexander dead in the eye for the first time all morning] I won't. But thanks.
AD: Great. Let's see if we can keep that focus there, okay? Seriously, what has got you all distracted?
FW: Nothing, Alex. Let's get to work.
AD: Fine, just....sheesh, you can't even hit a moonsault this morning, so get your head in the game.
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AD: Dammit, Firewoman, focus.
FW: Oh shut up. Let me crack a couple of your ribs and see how well you focus.
AD: What, so I can match you and Davin?
L: That wouldn't work. We'd have to change our team name to Snap-Crackle-and-Pop.....
FW: Lucky?
L: Oops...was that out loud?
AD: If you were my employee I'd fire you.
Firewoman seizes an opportunity and trips Alexander with a toe hold
FW: Ha! Now who's not focused!
AD: A lucky shot....let's take a break.
They go over to the corner where Lucky hands out towels and Aquafina
AD: Remember when we started this?
FW: This practice? Yes, just like it was this morning...oh wait...it was.
AD: No....I meant this business....
FW: Philadelphia? Gods, barely. I think I killed those particular brain cells--
AD: No,...sheesh, I mean here, at OOWF.
FW: Oh...yeah, I guess. I don't really give it much thought.
AD: You. Ha! You remember everything.
FW: Not true. I don't remember what my issues are with Bryce Larson. What's your point, Alex?
AD: Well, it's just... okay, you have your thing with Tyson--
FW: I don't have a "thing" with Tyson!
AD: Um..okay, that's not what I meant...your feud thing....and me with Eric...now a year ago, when we first got here, that would mean all sorts of stuff... backstage attacks, bloody and battered before we even stepped into the ring.
FW: Huh...you're right...yeah, that was great........
AD: But now? Anytime someone does something, someone's stepping between them. First Moose protects his boy from the pummeling he so rightly deserves yesterday, and then Davin gets in between me and Eric....
FW: "Eric and I."
AD: huh?
FW: You mean "Eric and I."
AD: ......
FW: Sorry, been grading papers all day....carry on.
AD: Yeah, anyway....so.....what happened to this place? Are the rumors of a PG13 rating really true?
FW: I dunno. I think after last year's war, and the one that seems to be bubbling under the surface between us and, oh, everyone, maybe folks are just gun shy?
AD: I don't know.... Moose and Davin aren't gun shy guys. Neither is Stank, and he didn't do anything to you for being in the Destroyitarium. No one did!
FW: Well, don't get too comfortable. The Bastard McMahon is surely looking to regain some prestige after Daddy kicked him out penniless.
AD: Is that what happened? How do you know?
FW: I have my ways, Alex. And one day soon, Tyson and I may find ourselves in a dark, secluded corridor, where his guardian angel Moose isn't there to protect him.
AD: Yeah, well, let me know when that is, if you need--
FW: [looking Alexander dead in the eye for the first time all morning] I won't. But thanks.
AD: Great. Let's see if we can keep that focus there, okay? Seriously, what has got you all distracted?
FW: Nothing, Alex. Let's get to work.
AD: Fine, just....sheesh, you can't even hit a moonsault this morning, so get your head in the game.
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