[salmonjunkie]

thanks for your answer on the energy problem. It's actually very similar to my answer to the question.

[Loki]

Today’s questions, dear readers, comes from none other than our favorite Russian bear, Sergei!

Say hello to Sergei, class!

çäðàâñòâóëòå! Sergei!

Do we have to send a u2u? Or can we ask in the thread?

Where do babies come from?

[jeb]Why does Country music suck so much?[/jeb]

Can money buy you love?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Oh, and loki rules and psychofish sucks. Or something.

Let me acknowledge the most important part of that post. Psychofish does indeed suck. He’s so gay for Thor I’m surprised he can type more than two complete sentences before having to furiously beat off to the mental image of Thor’s physique.

1) You don’t have to send a U2U. It’s more fun if you do, though, because that way I can surprise everyone with the question and answer AND monkey about with the questions if need be. As an example I could skip your question #2) and slightly rewrite question #3) so it would look like this:

3) Q: Why does Jeb think Country music sucks so much?
A: This is pretty confidential, and I’d appreciate it if you could keep this on the down low, as this is a sensitive subject, but from what I’ve been able to uncover Jeb is actually the bastard child of country singer Boxcar Willie. The mother jumped out of a train shortly after giving birth, leaving Willie to raise Jeb on his own. In order to obtain passage on the luxurious boxcars – those with straw and warmed by cow flatulence – Willie would pimp out young Jeb to the train conductors and to random other country singers for food and drugs. Many of Willie’s more popular songs reference back to this horrible time in Jeb’s youth. Take these lines from “On The Road Again”, for example:

On the road again, Goin' places that I've never been, Seein' things that I may never see again, And I can't wait to get on the road again.

I trust I don’t need to draw you a picture. It didn’t help matters that some of those “other singers” turned out to be some of country’s biggest stars – Tim McGraw and Vince Gill are the two that immediately spring to mind. You can find examples of their sick and twisted tastes embedded in their songs, too.

What, you didn’t think that those love songs McGraw composed are for Faith Hill, do you? Silly Sergei. Those are sonnets written to lure Jeb back into McGraw’s filthy clutches.


Ironically enough, the above could also be an answer to your 4) “money/love” question, too. And it will have to be, because lunch is just about over and I don’t have the time to type up anything else witty. (the full answer would be along the lines of “Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy great great sex, and while love may get old after a while, great sex never goes out of style.”)

5) As to the chicken and egg question? I’d say to ask them, but they’re still enjoying a post-coital cigarette.