[Chris Eco]

Jun 4, 2009 13:52:34 GMT -5 Demko said:

Wow. Matte really needs to fucking pick. Like NOW.

Didn't we use to do other things on this board?

Anyway, what Lucky said. I might feel less inclined to be rigorous about it.

[Deleted]

So Ziggy's not canine afterall, huh?

[Lucky]

Jun 4, 2009 14:41:41 GMT -5 Chris Eco said:

Jun 4, 2009 13:52:34 GMT -5 Demko said:

Wow. Matte really needs to fucking pick. Like NOW.

Didn't we use to do other things on this board?

I'm not in the OOWF.

[Fire-Babe]

Yes you are. You, in fact, now have a championship belt.

[Chris Eco]

It's true.

Also, I just went to the bathroom and heroically tried all of the first four. I think I have been converted to sitting, reach back. And stand, reach between legs is stupid if you're a guy, I don't care who voted for it.

[Lucky]

How odd. I ALSO just went #2 and tread the "between the legs." And I will never again. That was just unnatural.

I'm a champ? Cool!

[Jack Quinn]

sitting and reach back is the way to go, unless you hurt your back. Then it becomes painful.


And I now know more about all of you than I ever wanted to know

[Lucky]

Its been a banner day at Puns House.

[OpTard]

this conversation stinks

[Mikey]

Jun 4, 2009 15:46:14 GMT -5 OpTard said:

this conversation stinks

Nicelydone!

[Byrntrigan]

Jun 4, 2009 12:36:56 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

I don't think the "proper" way to do this was ever presented to me by my parents. Does anybody else remember having parents tell them how to wipe their ass? Or have any of you parents "taught" your kids how to do this?

I tell Draven to just keep going until no more poopoo on the toilet paper.

I swear to God kids would probably just pull their pants back up if they could after doing a deuce.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

Jun 4, 2009 13:26:22 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

You get an exalt for that.

And also an exalt to the first person who finds if there has ever been any sort of scientific research done on the topic.

I'm too lazy to look it up, but I never forgot a book a friend showed me in college, entitled IIRC "The Bathroom", by a Japanese author (big surprise there) who was quite obsessed with the topic. My friend checked the book out from the library as a source for a paper (insert plagiarism joke here), so I guess it had some scholarly cred. I once saw a book in a store about how you should eat when camping to get "clean drops" but I forget the title.

My own nonscientific opinion is seated is much more effective than standing. A bidet is a great concept but not exactly commonplace in the US.

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[Lucky]

Wait... I'm supposed to wipe my ass AND wash my back with that?

Here's a story I should have told. So my junior year of college we get a freshman roommate. Cool guy, little weird. He loved drinking his soda out of a wine glass because it made him feel "fancy" and he used to go to the airport and take photos of stuff and people. But still, good guy with some weird quirks. So one night me and Roommate #3 are talking with him when one of us mentions a question that has been brewing. Why is there a pitcher on the toilet seat? It had been there for weeks and we didn't know why. Turns out it was our new roommate's. He was unsatisfied with toilet paper and felt he needed a cleaner solution. It took a long time for us to wrap our minds around that.

That was the night the legend of the Bung Pitcher was born.

[Mikey]

Jun 18, 2009 21:28:42 GMT -5 Lucky said:

He loved drinking his soda out of a wine glass because it made him feel "fancy"

My dad and I actually do this during Carolina basketball season. Served with cheese so we can live up to the "wine and cheese" mantra that is UNC fan.

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[Eric O'Mac]

Jun 18, 2009 22:16:08 GMT -5 Mikey said:

Jun 18, 2009 21:28:42 GMT -5 Lucky said:

He loved drinking his soda out of a wine glass because it made him feel "fancy"

My dad and I actually do this during Carolina basketball season. Served with cheese so we can live up to the "wine and cheese" mantra that is UNC fan.

[/hijack]

Love it.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Yall got the whine part down.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Jun 18, 2009 21:28:42 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Cool guy, little weird. He loved drinking his soda out of a wine glass because it made him feel "fancy" and he used to go to the airport and take photos of stuff and people.

In a "where are they now" moment: That guy now runs TMZ and makes millions.

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[Tommy]

Jun 18, 2009 22:27:15 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Yall got the whine part down.

ZING~!