[Byrntrigan]

Jul 6, 2009 13:51:55 GMT -5 Batman said:

Actually, I didn't realize you HAD Joe until you posted your card. Any chance of a Joe promo?

I'll have to work on that. Joe may be harder to write. But I could have fun with a Tanaka promo

[Byrntrigan]

Jul 6, 2009 12:36:25 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

You did a really good job with your card. The 7 Deadly Sins match is something we never see anymore...an original idea. You get points for that.

Joe vs. Tanaka is a hell of a match.

I'm not a big deathmatch fan, but the card has something for everyone.

Thanks. I don't even know how it happened, the voice of Sinister Minister, evil religioso etc etc. Once I started down that path 7 Deadly Sins seemed like a natural fit. Plus I could get 7 guys together, that may be "jobbers" - plus I can use people like Hogan, Titus, Grimes in other stuff.

I'm still thinking grimes may have something fun to do if I do more then this one card.

[Batman]

Jul 6, 2009 22:01:35 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Joe may be harder to write.

No way man. Just imagine you are very large, very confident and VERY ANGRY, and let the words flow.

[DevSop]

I don't ever recall a B-Boy/Homicide tag in ROH. I do know they were JAPW champs for a while as the Strong Style Thugs.

[Byrntrigan]

(Camera Ninja is grabbed by the collar and taken to what he thinks is the basement of Hammerstein Ballroom. Ninja now sees who grabbed him abruptly and barks at him to film)



I am sitting here at the Hammerstein Ballroom trying to understand why a First round blue chipper isn't in the Main Event. Why I am not even contending for a strap - OF ANY KIND! But that's ok. No matter. I will use this match to show LEGION why I was their second pick. Why I am going to take the Rey de Reyes championship - when I want it. I will use you Masato Tanaka to get what I deserve. What I want.

I have wrestled many people from all over the world. I have been World Champion in many Feds.

I make people submit.
I make people lose.
I make people bleed.

What the hell do you do Tanaka? You no-sell chair shots and get yourself cut up for a couple Yen. You are best known in America for having your best matches against one single man. I have dragged multiple people to their best matches fighting, screaming and crying.

Don't get me wrong. I have respect for you. You kicked ass back in the day. You were the King. But you were the King of a washed up Fed that went bankrupt.

You are revered for embodying the great Japanese fighting spirit. You have the spirit of a chicken!

Your trunks say "Dangan". Bullet. You are fast. You are strong.

But - you aren't enough to stop me.

I have the spirit of a Nation. I am a violent man. I pull no punches, I am a bad man. I will make you tap out, I will make you say "I quit". I will humiliate you. I will make you bleed. I will wear your blood as a trophy. I will ruin you.

This match has been described as a Strong style "Dream Match". Fuck that. This isn't a dream. This is YOUR nightmare.

I AM YOUR NIGHTMARE. I AM SAMOA JOE!


(camera fades to black)

[DevSop]

Somoa??? Really, Byrne?

Also, you might as well finish the catchphrase since you started it, and in case you don't realize what it is...

"I am Samoa Joe and I AM PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING."

[Byrntrigan]

Shit. Thanks for the catch. I even spell check and proof read it, and had others do it.

D'oh!

As for the catch phrase, I purposely left it hanging like that. Thanks though.

[Batman]

Awesome. You sold me. The only fed I'd vote for ahead of yours at this point is CNLL.

[Byrntrigan]

Jul 7, 2009 12:49:45 GMT -5 Batman said:

Awesome. You sold me. The only fed I'd vote for ahead of yours at this point is CNLL.

Cool.

Thanks. I'd love to do a promo for Tanaka and have it be in Japanese but apparently romanized Japanese translators don't really exist on the Internet.

I may still do something...

[Batman]

Use kanji, that's what I did last year.

[Byrntrigan]

(A Camera Ninja sees a car come screeching to a halt in front of the Hammerstein Ballroom. A large man comes flying out of the car directly at the ninja - we see it's Masato Tanaka. And he's pissed.)



Joe! What the fuck do you know about hurting people? Who've wrestled for what, 6 years? I've been maiming people for over 17 years. I have something you don't have, besides these scars that cover my body.

I have pride.
I have respect.
I have fighting spirit.

You called my pride into question. This was a bad move.
You called my athleticism into question. This was a worse.
You called my fighting spirit into question. You don't know what you've done. (chuckling to himself)

YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!



You tell me that you will hurt me and make me tap out.
I don't care.


You tell me that you will make me bleed.
Look at my arms and back. Do you think a man who wears scars such as mine as trophies gives a shit about blood?


You tell me that I am not enogh to stop you.
I am a bullet, I'm strong and fast. I have beaten men twice your size with four times the heart.

You proclaim that you are my nightmare, and that I stand no chance.

At HELLBOUND, it is you my friend who has no chance. You aren't my nightmare, you are a fat carp that I will gut in the middle of the ring merrily and with enjoyment.

For you see, I am a Bullet.

A bullet with your name on it.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Tanaka promo good. Joe promo better.

Either way, good job.

[Byrntrigan]

Thanks Dash. It's hard to write good promos all the time. I don't know how people like you and other OOWF guys do it.

I need a muse, like that song for Tanaka, or something else to get my "juices" flowing...

[Batman]

FYI, if we don't get Foley v Joe at your second show, WE WILL RIOT.

(OK, I will riot anyhow.)

[Byrntrigan]

Presents

RESULTS (winner is bolded)

Main Event - Generations of Violence Deathmatch for LEGION Rey de Reyes Championship
Mick Foley vs. "Mad Dog" Vachon vs. New Jack

“Strong Style” Dream Match
Samoa Joe vs. Masato Tanaka

Special Grudge Match - No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere
Vampiro vs. Konnan

“7 Deadly Sins” Match for LEGION Contract & Chance to Fight for LEGION Championship of their choosing
Sloth: “Wildcat” Chris Harris
Lust: “Addicted to Love” Rhett Titus
Greed: Virgil
Envy: Horace Hogan
Gluttony: Vic Grimes
Pride: Milano Collection AT
Wrath: Supreme

“Baptized in Blood” Deathmatch for LEGION Brass Knuckles Championship
Terry Funk vs. The Messiah vs. Youth Suicide vs. Atsushi Onita vs. Madman Pondo

Light Heavyweight Battle for LEGION Light Heavyweight Championship
Mistico vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Hayabusa

Tag Team International Rumble Tourney for LEGION Campeonatos de Parejas
Joker & Chessman (Mal Rudos de Pintado) vs. Luke Hawx & Babi Slymm (The Prisoner Xchange)
Homicide & Delikado (Lucha Thugs) vs. La Parka Jr. & El Hombre Blanco Enmascardo (North of the Border Luchadors)
Mikey Whipwreck & Sinn Bowdee (The Wicked) vs. Naruki Doi & Damian 666 (International House of Punishment)
Yoshino & Kronus (Speed Muscle Xtreme) vs. BYE

[Byrntrigan]

Presents

Main Event - "Reign in Blood" Cage Match for LEGION Rey de Reyes Championship
Wrestler must submit, pin or escape ONLY after bleeding himself
Mick Foley vs. Samoa Joe

Light Heavyweight match for LEGION Light Heavyweight Championship
Hayabusa vs. Yoshino

"Four Circles of Pain" Deathmatch for LEGION Brass Knuckles Championship
Wrestler must put his opponent in each of the Four Circles of Pain (glass, hot coals, barb wire and mouse traps)
Atsushi Onita vs. Terry Funk

Tag Team International Rumble Tourney FINALS for LEGION Campeonatos de Parejas
4 Corner Tag Match
The Wicked vs. Speed Muscle Xtreme vs. Lucha Thugs vs. Mal Rudos de Pintado

Light Heavyweight Prime Contender Match
Mistico vs. Milano Collection AT vs. Vampiro

Brass Knuckles Prime Contender Match
Madman Pondo vs. Supreme vs. The Messiah vs. Masato Tanaka vs. New Jack vs. Youth Suicide

[Batman]

Awesome. No need to riot. Foley v Joe is a real dream match. You'll be tough to beat in the second round.

[Byrntrigan]

Jul 13, 2009 21:41:41 GMT -5 Batman said:

Awesome. No need to riot. Foley v Joe is a real dream match. You'll be tough to beat in the second round.

Thanks Serg. I had actually planned that as the second card if I was gonna do a second card anyways, but it's always interesting to see how people sway.

I also think that the Light Heavyweight Contendership match should be an awesome match as well.