[Lucky]

Vote for TWO cards. Top 2 will advance to 2nd round. Feel free to post your enhanced cards, results, promos, or whatever you'd like to hype your card. Although please limit it to ONE post so as this doesn't become your thread. If you have more to post do it in your own fed thread and link us there.

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ultimatejobber's Shattered Ceiling Wrestling presents Breakthrough

Announces: Vince McMahon and Dashbee

Cowboys v. Indians
Jay and Jules Strongbow vs. Outlaw Ron Bass and Sam Houston

Special Challenge Match #1
"The Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant w/ Johnny Valiant v. The Batman

SCW Championship Tournament 4CS Match #1
Harley Race v. Steve Corino v. Ron Simmons v. Killer Kowalski

The Asian Invasion v. The Angry Black Men

Fuji and Saito w/ Toru Tanaka v. Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson w/ Butch Reed

SCW Championship Tournament 4CS Match #2
Ted Dibiase v. Big John Studd v. Mike Rotundo v. Ken Patera

Special Challenge Match #2
The Crippler Ray Stevens v. Dave Taylor

SCW Championship Tournament 4CS Match #3
Sting v. Charlie Haas v. King Kong Bundy v. Carlos Colon

Personality on a Pole Match
Dan "The Beast" Severn v. Brent Albright

Special Segment
Vince McMahon and Dashbee join Jobber's Kiss My Ass Club w/ special enforceres Billy Jack Haynes and High Chief Peter Maivia

SCW Championship Tournament 4CS Match #4
MVP v. Jeff Jarrett v. Christopher Daniels v. Rick Martel

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AA's Plunder at the Palace

Anouncers: Gordon Solie and Crystal Louthan

Plunder at the Palace is a day-long, two-tournament, $2 million event

INDIVIDUAL
1) Bruiser Brody vs. 16) Buck Zumhoffe
Dick Slater vs. 9) Mr. Wrestling II

4) Jerry Lawler vs. 13) Andy Kaufmann
5) Nick Bockwinkel vs. 12) Haystacks Calhoun

2) Magnum TA vs. 15) Paul Ellering
7) Norman the Lunatic w/Teddy Long vs. 10) Exotic Adrian Street

3) Tommy Rick vs. 14) Buzz Sawyer
6) Great Kabuki w/Gary Hart vs 11) Pez Whatley

TAG TEAM
1) Wild Samoans w/Gary Hart vs. Playboy Buddy Rose and Doug Sommers
4) Dennis Condrey and Randy Rose w/Jim Cornette vs. 5) The Assassins w/Gary Hart

3) The Road Warriors w/Paul Ellering vs. 6) The Ding Dongs
2) The Long Riders vs. 7) “Nature Boy” Buddy Landell and “The Universal Heartthrob” Austin Idol

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Mikey's Old South Wrestling

Announcers: "The Coach" Jonathan Coachman, Mark Madden, and Steve "Mongo" McMichael
OSW Senior Referee: Nick Patrick
Interview Team: Pamela Paulshock and Terri Runnels

MAIN EVENT:
OSW Championship: The Undertaker vs. Mr. Perfect

Fatal Four Way Elimination Match:
OSW Tag Team Championship: Miracle Violence Connection (Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy & "Dr. Death" Steve Williams) vs. Nikita Koloff & Ahmed Johnson vs. The Midnight Express vs. The Brisco Bros.

Boot Camp Match:
Sgt. Slaughter vs. Robert Fuller w/ Lady Blossom & 911

The Skyscrapers (Sid Vicious & Dan Spivey) vs. The Rock & Roll Express

Street Fight:
P.I.M.P. (Floyd "Money" Mayweather & Pacman Jones) w/Slick & Rodney Mack vs. The Godfather & Butterbean

Ken Shamrock & Tank Abbott vs. Larry Zbysko & Hardcore Holly

Grudge Match:
"Z-Man" Tom Zenk vs. "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers w/ 911

Doink the Clown vs. "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin

Squash Match:
The Big Bossman vs. The Gambler

[Sportsguy]

Jobber and Mikey

[DevSop]

Jobber for sure and then I'm torn but leaning towards AA. I just really don't like Perfect vs. Taker as the main event.

[Jack Quinn]

no offense Jobber, but I would pay good money to see AA and Mikey's cards

[Batman]

AA and Mikey. Jobber's thing seems kind of a waste of Sting and... uh, Race, I guess?

[Lou]

I'm voting AA for sure. I'm torn between Mikey and Jobber. Mainly because I'm upset Gordy isn't in Sharky's fed as a Freebird.

[Lucky]

Yeah, Sting and Race seem all sorts of out of place. With the possible exception of Jarrett who got titles from his best friend and dad that whole tournament is a bunch of midcarders who, quite frankly, I'm not terribly upset are midcarders. I don't know, I don't think I ever really bought into this fed idea. I hate Vince as much as the next guy but ultimately I'm not sure it clicks for me, although I guess listening to Vince trash everyone and explain why they weren't pushed/hired could be amusing. But, I mean, if the tournament is going to be 3 4 ways and 1 random 1vs1 why not at least make that Sting vs Race as a real money match instead of losing them in 4 ways where they outclass their opponents and giving teh showcase match to... Dave Taylor and... who?

AA's probably got a vote since I'm a sucker for tournaments and he's got the roster I'm probably most familiar with or like enough.

Mikey... I don't know. Nothing strikes me as necessarily bad but nothing super good either. Taker vs Perfect is... weird.

Ultimately all 3 feds probably suffer from the same problem. Lots of guys I either don't know much at all or know from reps and quick clips. And in most of their cases what I do know or have seen hasn't enticed me to find more. But Mikey's card is just weird as fuck and I may just go with Jobber because it makes a bit more sense to me even with the Sting/Race issue. I dunno.

[Mikey]

Taker vs. Perfect is "weird." But Hennig ran his mouth about Undertaker so-called winning streak and is out to prove that he's the only perfect one around. And that's basically my main event scene right now...

HOWEVER, my mid-card is awesome. My tags ranks are stacked, and I've got plenty of feud material. I'll post the results of the card later today, and let's just say that the Stud Stable vs. Sarge's Army is FAR from over.

[Eric O'Mac]

I voted for Mikey and UJ. Mikey has an awesome midcard, and I'm a mark for both Taker and Perfect.

Jobber gets a vote because AA's fed is just too old school for me, and I hate a card where it was nothing but tournaments.

[Mr. Dashbee]

I can speak for Jobber to answer a few questions...

Sting in the tournament is part of a definite plan, and a good one in my opinion, and if Jobber posts results it will make sense. It isn't listed here, but his 4-way matches work exactly like BC's. The winner advances to the bracket, the loser is out. The other two will wrestle on the next card to advance to the bracket as well. Only the 4-way matches play into the tournament, the other matches are undercard stuff.

(As a side note, I love that 4-way match concept. I almost used it last year for OSR, sort of as a one match tournament. I suggested it locally about 2 yrs ago, and they laughed at me. It does need a name, it's not a Fatal Four Way, it's not a Four Corner Survival. I was thinking something along the "Final Four" lines.)

It looks weird in the format, but these two are the same match:

The Asian Invasion v. The Angry Black Men
Fuji and Saito w/ Toru Tanaka v. Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson w/ Butch Reed

If formatted, it would be:
The Asian Invasion v. The Angry Black Men
Fuji and Saito w/ Toru Tanaka v. Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson w/ Butch Reed

I think it makes much more sense if Jobber posts results. He is out of town, so it depends on his schedule.

[Attitude Adjuster]

I thought Lucky would post not only the card, but the results, etc. that we put together. Without my results, I agree my card isn't strong. So go here to see the results, which makes major angle advances to next week's card.

natecorbitt.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=pwa&thread=4513&page=1

[Deadly]

Mikey and Jobber (as long as he does something with Sting).

[Attitude Adjuster]

Jul 8, 2009 10:13:11 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

...I hate a card where it was nothing but tournaments.

Just get me past this week, and that begins to change. There's one non-tournament co-main event set for next week, and the week after that it's non-tournament-o-rama!

[Eric O'Mac]

AA, I can appreciate your plan for long term booking and I like your results. I want to wait for UJ's results before I make my mind up, but the fact that AA has something in mind (when I thought he was just doing one card) has me intrigued.

[Attitude Adjuster]

Initially I thought we were doing one card, and it would have been the monster tournament in one huge swoop. Doing multiple cards actually helps me, because it allowed me to add the Tommy Rich vs. Buzz Sawyer "Last Battle of Atlanta II" (OMG SPOILER!!!!) and then create some angles that cover long-term plans for future cards. Now I think I'm going to be bummed when this is over, as I could keep this fed going with newer and longer angles.

[Jack Quinn]

after reading AA's write up, you have my vote for sure

[Angle]

Mikey and AA

[Pun]

Damnit Mikey! I was gonna vote for you, but you had to throw Madden and Mongo on there. I don't care if you had a card full of Flair/Steamboat, Macho/Steamboat, Sting/Flair, etc. I'm not making it through with those two guys on the mic.

[The Canadian Content]

Jul 8, 2009 13:08:10 GMT -5 Pun said:

Damnit Mikey! I was gonna vote for you, but you had to throw Madden and Mongo on there. I don't care if you had a card full of Flair/Steamboat, Macho/Steamboat, Sting/Flair, etc. I'm not making it through with those two guys on the mic.

That's what the mute button's for.

[Pun]

But just the fact that he hired those two would make me question his booking strategies and management prowess.

[Lucky]

Personally I can't watch wrestling muted. Its not that I need the announcers, although I do think they're a seriously underrated part of the experience, but I need the crowd noise and the noise of the action. When someone gets slammed I need to hear that bang and I need to hear the crowd react. If I'm watching the whole thing muted its just all off for me.

I wasn't really super worried about announcers but I didn't intend to throw deliberately bad ones out there either, because I do listen to the announcers good or bad and its the difference between me not noticing them or me being distracted by their idiocy and taking me away from the wrestling.

[Mikey]

Old South Wrestling

RESULTS from Norfolk:

The Big Bossman destroyed the Gambler in 0:51 in a Squash Match. (Bossman Slam)

Doink the Clown defeated "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin by countout in 8:57. Garvin nailed Doink with the Hands of Stone, knocking him to the floor. Garvin refused to take a countout win and went outside to throw Doink back in, but Doink was playing possum and took Garvin down face first into the ringsteps. Doink took the initiative to then ram Garvin into the post, and Doink rolled back in as referee Nick Patrick made the count.

"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers defeated "The Z-Man" Tom Zenk via submission in 11:34. (Figure four leglock) Zenk was the aggressor the entire match, keeping Rogers from getting much sustained offense. However, when Zenk went to the top rope to finish off Rogers, 911 hopped on the apron and nailed Zenk in the knee with a pipe. Rogers pounced on it, slapping on the figure four for the quick submission. Rogers and 911 went to attack Zenk further, but were immediately stopped by Ken Shamrock and Tank Abbott. Shamrock made his case for overturning the decision, pointing out that 911 had interfered, but referee Patrick couldn't change the call. This immediately segued into...

Ken Shamrock & Tank Abbott defeated Larry Zbysko & Hardcore Holly in 8:45 via submission. (Anklelock on Zbysko) Holly & Zbysko used Shamrock's overexcitment against him to gain an early advantage. Larry barked out orders as the match went on, irritating Hardcore, who continued to put the beats on Shamrock. Larry then proceeds to screw it up and lets Shamrock get the hot tag to Tank. Tank mows down Larry, mows down Holly, and then goes to stretch out Larry. Hardcore breaks up a full nelson clutch with a stiff kick to the face. Larry and Hardcore stick it to Tank, but Larry decks Hardcore by mistake. Shamrock gets a blind tag and slaps on the anklelock, and Hardcore walks into break it up... but stops short and bails. Larry has no choice but to tap.

P.I.M.P. (Mayweather and Pacman) beat The Godfather & Butterbean 11:49 into their street fight. (Butterbean thru concession stand) Classic all over the place brawl with props and ridiculousness. Harmless fun. Mayweather and Jones did their best to keep their larger challengers at bay, but wound up getting cornered at a concession stand out on the concourse. Godfather slammed Jones thru the glass on the popcorn machine, drawing our first blood of the night. Ho Train on Pacman puts Jones thru the back panel on the T-shirt stand, sending souvenirs everywhere. Meanwhile, Butterbean drags Slick up the stairs to the second deck, and goes to slam him down to the floor... but Mayweather saves the Slickster with a straight right to Butterbean's jaw that sends the big guy tumbling down into the concession stand. Red Dogg cleans out some space and Mayweather comes down with a splash off the railing about 8 feet up onto Butterbean and gets the pin!

The Rock & Roll Express upset The Skyscrapers in 12:12. (Dropkick counters Sid's powerbomb) Classic speed vs. power match, wit the 'Scrapers controlling most of the action. Ricky Morton played Ricky Morton in classic fashion, finally getting the hot tag to Robert after a desperation DDT after Sid put his head down early on a backdrop attempt. Gibson in to go crazy on both guys. Spivey ends up getting dumped to the floor, but Sid catches Robert for the powerbomb. But when Sid lifts him up, Morton comes off the top and dropkicks Robert in the back, sending Gibson falling right down onto Sid's face. Robert desperately reaches back and hooks a leg and gets the three count!

Robert Fuller defeated Sgt. Slaughter in 23:21 in a Boot Camp Match. (Perfume to Sarge's eyes - Williams run-in) This one spilled into the crowd, back to ringside, up the aisle, back into the crowd, and ultimately back to the ring. False finish 14 minutes in, as 911 interfered... but got caught in the act of delivering a chokeslam to Sarge, and Nick Patrick (who was extra-observant given what happened in the Rogers/Zenk match earlier) ejected him from ringside. Mass run-in finish sees Slaughter trap a bloody Fuller in the cobra clutch, forcing Stud Stable members Williams & Gordy to hit the ring to break it up. That draws out the Bossman and Shamrock. Rogers is out, as is Tank Abbott to even things back up, and we've got a brawl all over ringside. Fuller loads up his cowboy boot with something, but Sarge blocks it, steals it, and decks him! Camel clutch, but as Patrick tries to get Tank and Gordy out of the ring, Lady Blossom pulls a bottle of perfume out from between her tits and sprays it right into Slaughter's eyes. Sarge staggers directly back into an Oklahoma Slam from Dr. Death, who drags Fuller onto Slaughter for the cheap pin and a huge heel pop. The good guys storm the ring at the bell as the Stud Stable scatters.

The Midnight Express defeated The Brisco Bros., Nikita Koloff & Ahmed Johnson, & the Mircale Violence Connection in 35:05 to win the OSW Tag Team Championship in a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match. (Alabama Jam on Ahmed) First portion of the match sees each team get an extended stretch of offense until a ref bump, which sees Doc & Gordy grab the title belts and clear the ring of everyone but Jack Brisco. The champs look to finish off Jack, but a bloody Slaughter rushes the ring and NAILS Dr. Death with the Army helmet just as he lines up the Oklahoma Slam. Sarge takes Gordy out, and Brisco gets the Oklahoma Roll on Doc for the pin at 21:22! We will have new champs crowned! Doc & Gordy are PISSED, Fuller and 911 are out to bitch, but to no avail. Match continues with the Briscos and the Black & White Russians trading off beating on Bobby Eaton. Stan tries his hand and gets nowhere. We end up with Nikita and Jerry Brisco legal, and Nikita comes in for the Sickle, but Jack tackles Jerry out of the way. Nikita slams on the brakes to keep from hitting Nick Patrick, allowing Jerry to cradle him, but Ahmed slips in and pushes them over, unbeknowst to Jack, and Nikita gets the pin at 33:39. That leaves the Russians with a spent Express, and Ahmed stiffs Bobby to the floor before he even knows what happened. Nikita follows to the floor, but Bobby dodges the Sickle and Nikita slams his arm off the post and goes down in pain. In the ring, Ahmed plants Stan with the Pearl River Plunge and makes the cover, but Bobby comes down with the Alabama Jam instead! Stan makes the cover and we have NEW Champions!!

Mr. Perfect defeated The Undertaker by disqualification in to win the vacant OSW Championship. (Taker used a chair) Story of the match saw UT being the aggressor, but Perfect staying ahead of him just enough to keep from getting destroyed. Perfect oversells everything, bouncing the floor like a pinball on Old School. The overselling comes into play when Taker picks him up for the chokeslam, and Hennig's feet kick Nick Patrick right in the face. Tombstone kills Perfect dead, but there's no ref. Eaton and Lane run-in to buy Hennig some time, but Bobby eats a boot and Stan gets tossed to the floor. Perfect tries some brass knuckles, but Taker no-sells and plants Curt with the Last Ride. Lane brings a steel chair in but then HE eats the big boot. Down goes Eaton, and as Perfect gets to his feet, Taker DESTROYS him with the steel chair, drawing "oohs" from the crowd, a big time bladejob from Hennig... and a disqualification from Patrick as he gets back to his feet. UT can't believe it - so he gives Hennig another Tombstone on the damn chair and leaves the belt over his carcass ad poses as the show ends.

[Mr. Dashbee]

I talked to Jobber, he's stuck in an airport in Atlanta. Luckily for him, they're putting him up in a hotel.

He has no computer with him, though. I'll get results from him tonight, and post them. He thinks things will make much more sense once the results are out.

[Mr. Dashbee]

I got these over the phone from Jobber. He hopes to be able to get back online tomorrow night.

Jobber's results:

Cowboys v. Indians
Jay and Jules Strongbow vs. Outlaw Ron Bass and Sam Houston

Before the match starts, we see footage of Bass & Houston stealing the Indians’ headdresses. Dashbee and Vince discuss that The Strongbows actually own the ring being used for tonight’s event. Excellent old school tag team contest. Finish comes when The Cowboys double team Jules, causing a frustrated Jay to run in, garnering the referee’s attention. Behind the referee’s back, Houston nails Jules with one of the wooden toy horses the Cowboys “rode” to the ring, leading to Bass getting the fall on Jules.

Winners in 12:41 – Outlaw Ron Bas & Sam Houston

The Strongbows unsuccessfully plead their case to the referee after the match. In doing so, they don’t see Bass & Houston stealing their tomahawks!

Special Challenge Match #1

"The Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant w/ Johnny Valiant v. The Batman
Valiant does his usual shtick in the ring, much to the fans’ delight. Johnny Valiant parades around the outside, but isn’t really needed. The Batman gets in some offense, but it’s mostly the Boogie Woogie Man’s night, and he finishes The Batman off with a swinging neck breaker.

Winner in 5:12 – “The Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant

Before the next match, we see Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy leaving a lockerroom, very happy. The camera then looks into the lockerroom to see Carlos Colon & Charlie Haas, each stoic as they prepare for their match later tonight.

SCW Championship Tournament Four Corner Survival Match #1
The winner of the fall advances to the Quarterfinals, to be held on Card #3. The loser is eliminated. The remaining two competitors will meet in a singles match on Card #2 for the right to face the initial winner in the Quarterfinals.
Harley Race v. Steve Corino v. Ron Simmons v. Killer Kowalski

Very hard hitting match that takes its toll on all 4 competitors. Corino wrestles the “smartest” match, picking & choosing his spots while the other three take the biggest beating. All four men are battling in the ring at the end, with Race sending Corino to the outside as Kowalski sends Simmons out. Kowalski attempts a belly-to-back suplex on Race, who escapes, kicks Kowalski in the stomach (possibly lower) and finishes him off with a pile-driver. As soon as the move hits, Corino rushes in the ring, pushes Race out and steals the pin on Kowalski!

Winner in 13:23 – Steve Corino

Corino bolts after the match, heading down the aisle as Race stares a hole right through the “King of Old School.”

As a result, Corino will move straight into Card #3’s Quarterfinal round. Kowalski is eliminated from the tournament. Race will face Simmons on Card #2, and the winner will wrestle Corino in the Quarterfinal round.

The Asian Invasion v. The Angry Black Men
Fuji and Saito w/ Toru Tanaka v. Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson w/ Butch Reed

Before the match, we see highlights of the Asian Invasion attempting to bless the lockerroom, and throwing salt into Rocky Johnson’s eyes. Another outstanding tag team contest filled with hard hitting action. Tanaka tries to interfere early in the match, but is thwarted by Reed. The end comes when Tanaka’s interference is finally successful, throwing salt into the eyes of Tony Atlas, leading to a Fuji pin.

Winners in 11:56 – Fuji & Saito

Reed and Tanaka brawl after the match, before security breaks things up.

SCW Championship Tournament Four Corner Survival Match #2
Ted Dibiase v. Big John Studd v. Mike Rotundo v. Ken Patera
The winner of the fall advances to the Quarterfinals, to be held on Card #3. The loser is eliminated. The remaining two competitors will meet in a singles match on Card #2 for the right to face the initial winner in the Quarterfinals.

Dashbee and Vince are quick to point out that Studd & Rotundo are both aligned with DiBiase. Their relationship is apparent in the match, as both Studd & Rotundo take turns with Patera, never allowing the Olympic strong man to break free. Patera puts up a fight, but is outnumbered and no match for Rotundo and Studd. Rotundo throws Patera into a big boot from Studd. DiBiase is then tagged in for the first time in the match, making the cover and capturing the fall.

Winner in 7:27 – Ted DiBiase

As a result, DiBiase advances into the Quarterfinal match on Card #3. Patera is eliminated from the tournament. Studd will face Rotundo on Card #2, and the winner will advance to face DiBiase in the Quarterfinal round.

Special Challenge Match #2
Ray “The Crippler” Stevens v. Dave Taylor

Both men exchange a handshake before the match, and both seem to have an understanding that they are about to beat the living shit out of each other. And that’s exactly what they do, trading everything from punches to suplexes, chops to kicks. The end comes after over 10 minutes of stiff action when each man takes turns bounding off the ropes to connect with a forearm to the others’ head. After a few shots, they start hitting the move simultaneously, until they finally cross in the center of the ring, gain extra momentum, and connect with shots that seem to knock each other out. Both men are down, and the referee administers the ten count. Each man makes it to the ropes, but neither is able to even get to a knee before the referee reaches ten.

Winner in 10:37 – Draw due to double knockout

SCW Championship Tournament Four Corner Survival Match #3
Sting v. Charlie Haas v. King Kong Bundy v. Carlos Colon
The winner of the fall advances to the Quarterfinals, to be held on Card #3. The loser is eliminated. The remaining two competitors will meet in a singles match on Card #2 for the right to face the initial winner in the Quarterfinals.

It’s Colon and Haas to start! They lock-up, and put on a chain wrestling clinic for the fans in The Mullins Center. After a third stalemate, Colon tags in Bundy, and the big man immediately takes advantage of his size, pounding down on Haas with forearms. Bundy backs Haas into a corner, heads to the opposite of the ring and knocks Colon off of the apron to the floor. Bundy charges in for an avalanche but Haas moves out of the way at the last second! Bundy nearly stops the move, but the small impact is enough for Sting to reach over and tag himself in. Haas steps up to Sting, offering his hand, saying he respects The Stinger and is honored to wrestle him. Sting is reluctant, but finally extends his hand back, and they shake to a round of applause from the fans. As soon as the applause die down Haas hits Sting with a Step-up Enzigiuri! Sting drops in a heap, and Charlie locks in the Haas of Pain! The referee checks on Sting, who is out cold! The referee has no choice but to call for the bell.

Winner in 3:19 – Charlie Haas

After the match, the cameras catch DiBiase up on the stage smiling at Haas’s work. Haas looks to the stage, and DiBiase makes the money gesture with his hands. Bundy enters the ring, shakes hands with Haas and raises his hand in victory. On his way up the aisle, Haas pulls out a steel plate from his boot, proving that Sting got knocked out by a loaded Enzigiuri!

As a result, Haas advances to the Quarterfinal match on Card #3. Sting is shockingly eliminated from the tournament. Bundy will wrestle Colon on Card #2, and the winner advances to face Haas in the Quarterfinals.

Personality on a Pole Match
First man to grab the briefcase from the pole actually gets to have a personality!
Dan "The Beast" Severn v. Brent Albright

Severn and Albright engage in a technically sound match, with some strong style action thrown in there. They trade everything from submission attempts to stiff strikes. After about 12 minutes, Albright traps Severn in position for the knees into oblivion, but Severn reverses out of it, and hits a perfect backdrop driver that puts Albright down on the mat, and then to the floor. Severn is finally able to ascend the ladder, pulling down the brief case.

Winner in 12:22 – Dan Severn

Albright makes his way to the back as Severn opens the briefcase, which has a microphone inside? Severn turns the mic on, and starts doing stand-up comedy! Severn is fucking hilarious! He makes fun of Massachusetts drivers, Asians, the UFC, Ken Shamrock’s career and his own mother. He even coins his own signature phrase “Tap-R-Out.” The 4-time All-American at Arizona State University ends by doing something that he has never ever been recorded doing. He smiles.

Special Segment – Jobber’s Kiss My Ass Club
Invited guests Vince McMahon and Dashbee w/special enforcers Billy Jack Haynes and “High Chief” Peter Maivia.

Jobber invites McMahon and Dashbee into the ring, and neither seems too happy to be there. Haynes and Maivia are behind both men as Jobber exposes his pasty white ass cheeks. Dash and Vince vehemently refuse to kiss Jobber’s ass. So Haynes locks Dashbee in a Full Nelson, and Maivia locks Vince in a chicken wing. Haynes goes first, pushing Dashbee’s head right into Jobber’s ass! Next it’s Vince’s turn, and Maivia makes sure Vince gets nose deep into Jobber’s red ass hairs! Both Vince and Dashbee look like they’re ready to vomit at the end of the segment.

SCW Championship Tournament Four Corner Survival Match #4
MVP v. Jeff Jarrett v. Christopher Daniels v. Rick Martel
The winner of the fall advances to the Quarterfinals, to be held on Card #3. The loser is eliminated. The remaining two competitors will meet in a singles match on Card #2 for the right to face the initial winner in the Quarterfinals.

Tony Garea accompanies his partner Rick Martel to the ring, but leaves before the match starts out of respect for the other four competitors. The last of our four opening round matches turns out to be an amazing wrestling match, and an early MOTYC. MVP has things under control against Martel at the end, until Daniels makes the blind tag. Daniels knocks Jarrett off the apron, then does the same to MVP. He connects with an STO, putting Martel down in the corner. Daniels hops up the corner…Best. Moonsault. Ever! MISSES! Martel rolls away but Daniels lands on his feet. Martel turns to face Daniels and is surprised by a kick to the gut. Daniels connects with the Angel’s Wings, and neither MVP or Jarrett can make it back in time to break up the pin.

Winner in 18:19 – Christopher Daniels

By virtue of winning the match, Daniels gets into Card #3’s Quarterfinals. Rick Martel is eliminated. Card #2 will see MVP vs. Jarrett, and the winner will face Daniels in the Quarterfinals on Card #3.



During a post show press conference, Ultimate Jobber announces the following matches for Card #2:

SCW Championship Second Round Match #1
Winner faces Steve Corino in the Quarterfinal round on Card #3
Harley Race v. Ron Simmons

SCW Championship Second Round Match #2
Winner faces Ted DiBiase in the Quarterfinal round on Card #3
Big John Studd vs. Mike Rotundo

SCW Championship Second Round Match #3
Winner faces Charlie Haas in the Quarterfinal round on Card #3
King Kong Bundy vs. Carlos Colon

SCW Championship Second Round Match #4
Winner faces Christopher Daniels in the Quarterfinal round on Card #3
MVP vs. Jeff Jarrett

Rematch
Ray “The Crippler” Stevens vs. Dave Taylor

Grudge Match
“The Natural” Butch Reed (w/Rocky Johnson & Tony Atlas) v. Prof. Toru Tanaka (w/ Fuji & Saito)

Plus more to be announced!*

*Card subject to change

[Attitude Adjuster]

Vote for me or you'll never get to see Tommy Rich and Buzz Sawyer! I swear we'll tape over the match just like Arn did the first time!