Timeless Wrestling Alliance Presents "Unforgotten"
Sept 16, 2009 13:42:01 GMT -5
Post by Stu on Sept 16, 2009 13:42:01 GMT -5
Announce Team: Charles Dickens and Johnnie Cochran
Tag Team Championship Match
The Old Age Outlaws (John Dillinger and Billy The Kid) vs. Law is War (Seth Bullock and Elliot Ness)(c)
Special Ref: Buford Pusser
While technically here to defend their titles, Law is War is actually out to reclaim them, as 3 weeks ago on Monday Night Memoirs, The OAO literally stole the tag team title belts and held them ransom for a proper title shot. Because this happened in Tennessee, local sheriff Buford Pusser used his jurisdiction to make himself the special ref to ensure that a LiW victory results in their property being returned.
Bill Finger vs. Bob Kane
If Bill Finger wins, he gets his name listed as co-creator on all Batman works from now on. If not, he gets nothing, and has to let Kane redraw all his issues of Batman using Kane's stupid "Red Zorro with Wings" design of the character.
Woman's Title
Calamity Jane vs. Boudica (c)
These two originally were respected colleagues, both being famous for being women in traditionally male-oriented professions, but one month ago, Jane cut a barely coherent, whiskey-fueled promo about being the toughest woman around and more deserving of the Woman's title than the "Goddamn cocksucking limey cuntwhore" already in possession of the title, and from then, it was ON.
First Blood Match
Jack The Ripper vs. Ted Bundy
This feud began when Bundy set his sights on Bettie Page, only to be interrupted in his "work" by Jack, who had pretty much the same idea. Initially, Bundy tried to tell Jack to let the "superstar murderer" have the prize, but Jack mockingly belittled Bundy's achievements, mostly because Bundy had to get caught to become famous, rather than Jack, who let his work and anonymity get that done. Things escalated from there with various brawls and sneak attacks until this match got made.
Inter-Era Championship
Tesla vs. Baird vs. Oppenheimer (c)
This originally was a one on one competition between Tesla and Baird, who had been arguing about the importance of their inventions of Radio and Television respectively, before Inter-Era Champion Oppenheimer interjected with all the things that came as a result of the atomic bomb, resulting this dual-challenge
Bra and Panties Match
Bettie Page vs. Farrah Fawcett
Kung Fu Team-Up Over The Top Rope Battle Royale
Bruce Lee and Wong Fei Hung vs. Jack The Ripper, John Dillinger, Bob Kane, Oppenheimer, Billy The Kid, Ted Bundy, Calamity Jane, Nikola Tesla, Buford Pusser, Bill Finger, Elliot Ness, Boudica, John Logie Baird, Seth Bullock
Lee and Wong have decided to prove their eastern mettle by challenging the roster to a handicap Battle Royale. Both may be masters of close-range specific martial art of Wing Chun and overall badasses, but will that be enough to overcome the odds?
World Championship
Spartacus vs. Hannibal (c)
Both took on the might of Rome and lost, but now they're opponents for the grandest prize of them all. Hannibal's been the incumbent champion for a year, and Spartacus is the natural underdog, a mere curtain jerker a month ago until Hannibal saw their similarities gave him the chance to prove himself, and found a lot of fire in the challenger in the lead-up matches to this point. Could we see an upset?
Main Event:
3 Stages of Hell
Stage 1: Singles Match
Stage 2: Casket Match
Stage 3: Buried Alive match
Bela Lugosi vs. Boris Karloff
An epic rivalry comes to a head here.
Tag Team Championship Match
The Old Age Outlaws (John Dillinger and Billy The Kid) vs. Law is War (Seth Bullock and Elliot Ness)(c)
Special Ref: Buford Pusser
While technically here to defend their titles, Law is War is actually out to reclaim them, as 3 weeks ago on Monday Night Memoirs, The OAO literally stole the tag team title belts and held them ransom for a proper title shot. Because this happened in Tennessee, local sheriff Buford Pusser used his jurisdiction to make himself the special ref to ensure that a LiW victory results in their property being returned.
Bill Finger vs. Bob Kane
If Bill Finger wins, he gets his name listed as co-creator on all Batman works from now on. If not, he gets nothing, and has to let Kane redraw all his issues of Batman using Kane's stupid "Red Zorro with Wings" design of the character.
Woman's Title
Calamity Jane vs. Boudica (c)
These two originally were respected colleagues, both being famous for being women in traditionally male-oriented professions, but one month ago, Jane cut a barely coherent, whiskey-fueled promo about being the toughest woman around and more deserving of the Woman's title than the "Goddamn cocksucking limey cuntwhore" already in possession of the title, and from then, it was ON.
First Blood Match
Jack The Ripper vs. Ted Bundy
This feud began when Bundy set his sights on Bettie Page, only to be interrupted in his "work" by Jack, who had pretty much the same idea. Initially, Bundy tried to tell Jack to let the "superstar murderer" have the prize, but Jack mockingly belittled Bundy's achievements, mostly because Bundy had to get caught to become famous, rather than Jack, who let his work and anonymity get that done. Things escalated from there with various brawls and sneak attacks until this match got made.
Inter-Era Championship
Tesla vs. Baird vs. Oppenheimer (c)
This originally was a one on one competition between Tesla and Baird, who had been arguing about the importance of their inventions of Radio and Television respectively, before Inter-Era Champion Oppenheimer interjected with all the things that came as a result of the atomic bomb, resulting this dual-challenge
Bra and Panties Match
Bettie Page vs. Farrah Fawcett
Kung Fu Team-Up Over The Top Rope Battle Royale
Bruce Lee and Wong Fei Hung vs. Jack The Ripper, John Dillinger, Bob Kane, Oppenheimer, Billy The Kid, Ted Bundy, Calamity Jane, Nikola Tesla, Buford Pusser, Bill Finger, Elliot Ness, Boudica, John Logie Baird, Seth Bullock
Lee and Wong have decided to prove their eastern mettle by challenging the roster to a handicap Battle Royale. Both may be masters of close-range specific martial art of Wing Chun and overall badasses, but will that be enough to overcome the odds?
World Championship
Spartacus vs. Hannibal (c)
Both took on the might of Rome and lost, but now they're opponents for the grandest prize of them all. Hannibal's been the incumbent champion for a year, and Spartacus is the natural underdog, a mere curtain jerker a month ago until Hannibal saw their similarities gave him the chance to prove himself, and found a lot of fire in the challenger in the lead-up matches to this point. Could we see an upset?
Main Event:
3 Stages of Hell
Stage 1: Singles Match
Stage 2: Casket Match
Stage 3: Buried Alive match
Bela Lugosi vs. Boris Karloff
An epic rivalry comes to a head here.