[Chris Eco]

Announcers: Billy Mays and Steve Irwin
Commissioner: Redd Foxx

Declaration of Independence on a Pole Match
Thomas Jefferson v. Ho Chi Minh

Semifinals for the World Tag Titles
Michael Jackson/Andrew Jackson v. Mohamed Atta/Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

Stretcher Match for Universal Health Care
Ted Kennedy v. Ronald Reagan

Semifinals for the World Tag Titles
Hirohito/Mussolini v. Dwight Eisenhower/Charles de Gaulle

Birmingham Jail Cage Match
MLK v. George Wallace

Elimination Match for the Souls of the Audience
Pope John Paul II v. Mao Zedong v. Buddha v. Moses

Submission Match for the World Title
Hitler v. Gandhi