Announcers: Billy Mays and Steve Irwin Commissioner: Redd Foxx
Declaration of Independence on a Pole Match Thomas Jefferson v. Ho Chi Minh Semifinals for the World Tag Titles Michael Jackson/Andrew Jackson v. Mohamed Atta/Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Stretcher Match for Universal Health Care Ted Kennedy v. Ronald Reagan Semifinals for the World Tag Titles Hirohito/Mussolini v. Dwight Eisenhower/Charles de Gaulle
Birmingham Jail Cage Match MLK v. George Wallace
Elimination Match for the Souls of the Audience Pope John Paul II v. Mao Zedong v. Buddha v. Moses
Submission Match for the World Title Hitler v. Gandhi