[The Canadian Content]

So, somehow you get to own one jersey from every team in any sport. The catch: you have to get a name and number on it (clearly of a guy who played for that team), and you can't repeat the player if he played for more than one team. Doesn't have to be the best player from that team. It's your shirt.

List them. As a bonus, list any jerseys you actually own.

I'm going NHL for mine. Here's the list:

Anaheim Ducks: Scott Niedermayer
Atlanta Thrashers: Ilya Kovalchuk
Boston Bruins: Cam Neely
Buffalo Sabres: Pat LaFontaine (I hate everyone who has ever played for this team)
Calgary Flames: Jarome Iginla
Carolina Hurricanes: Rod Brind'Amour
Chicago Blackhawks: Jeremy Roenick (honourable mention to Dustin Byfuglien)
Colorado Avalanche: Peter Forsberg (I'm adding a Nordiques jersey for Sakic)
Columbus Bluejackets: Rick Nash
Dallas Stars: Mike Modano
Detroit Red Wings: Steve Yzerman
Edmonton Oilers: Wayne Gretzky
Florida Panthers: Pavel Bure
LA Kings: Luc Robataille
Minnesota Wild: Marian Gaborik
Montreal Canadiens: Patrick Roy
Nashville Predators: Paul Kariya
New Jersey Devils: Martin Brodeur
New York Islanders: Mike Bossey
New York Rangers: Mark Messier
Ottawa Senators: Jason Spezza
Philadelphia Flyers: John LeClair
Phoenix Coyotes: Shane Doan
Pittsburgh Penguins: Ron Francis
Quebec Nordiques: Joe Sakic
San Jose Sharks: Patrick Marleau
St. Louis Blues: Keith Tkachuk
Tampa Bay Lightning: Manon Rheaume
Toronto Maple Leafs: Vincent Damphousse
Vancouver Canucks: Trevor Linden (this is what made me think of this to begin with)
Washington Capitals: Alexander Ovechkin
Winnipeg Jets: Teemu Selanne

MTA: forgot to add what I own. The only hockey jersey I have with a name on it is the Philly LeClair one. I also own a Team Canada jersey, but I didn't get a name or number on it.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Here's mine for MLB:
Angels – Rod Carew
Astros – Nolan Ryan
Athletics – Reggie Jackson
Blue Jays – Roy Halladay
Braves – Hank Aaron
Brewers – Ryan Braun
Cardinals – Keith Hernandez
Cubs – Ernie Banks
Diamondbacks – Curt Schilling
Dodgers – Jackie Robinson
Giants – Willie Mays
Indians – Bob Feller
Mariners – Ken Griffey, Jr
Marlins – Al Leiter
Mets – Dwight Gooden (I have a Hernandez, Reyes, Beltran, and Wright jersey and player shirts for Gooden, Strawberry, and Dykstra)
Nationals –Adam Dunn (Gary Carter for the Expos)
Orioles – Frank Robinson
Padres – Tony Gwynn (already have it)
Phillies – Lenny Dykstra
Pirates – Roberto Clemente
Rangers – Josh Hamilton
Rays – Carl Crawford
Red Sox – Ted Williams
Reds – Pete Rose
Rockies – Carlos Gonzalez
Royals – George Brett
Tigers – Hank Greenberg
Twins – Rick Aguilera
White Sox – Frank Thomas
Yankees – Babe Ruth

[The Canadian Content]

By the way, this is all or nothing. "I hate team x, I'm skipping them" isn't an option.

[DevSop]

First, what I own/have owned: A Devils Scott Niedermayer (signed), a Ducks Scott Niedermayer, and an old-school red and green Devils Chris Terreri:

Taking Scotty off the list, here's what I would buy:
Anaheim Ducks: Paul Kariya
Atlanta Thrashers: Ilya Kovalchuk
Boston Bruins: Cam Neely
Buffalo Sabres: Miroslav Satan
Calgary Flames: Jarome Iginla
Carolina Hurricanes: Rod Brind'Amour
Chicago Blackhawks: Jeremy Roenick, but soon to be Patrick Kane or Duncan Keith or Jonathan Toews
Colorado Avalanche: Peter Forsberg, maybe Milan Hejduk
Columbus Bluejackets: Rick Nash
Dallas Stars: Mike Modano
Detroit Red Wings: Steve Yzerman
Edmonton Oilers: Wayne Gretzky, but I'd consider Ryan Smyth or Doug Weight
Florida Panthers: Rob Niedermayer
Hartford Whalers: Ron Francis
LA Kings: Rob Blake
Minnesota Wild: Marian Gaborik
Montreal Canadiens: FUCK ROY, Saku Koivu or Larry Robinson
Nashville Predators: Steve Sullivan
New Jersey Devils: not counting the ones I've had, Zach Parise or Jason Arnott
New York Islanders: Mike Bossy, maybe Bryan Trottier
New York Rangers: Another team that can fuck off and die, but I always did like Adam Graves
Ottawa Senators: Jason Spezza, Wade Redden or just because it's an awesome name...Radek BONK
Philadelphia Flyers: FUCK THEM, but Eric Desjadins or Mark Recchi
Phoenix Coyotes: Keith Tkachuk
Pittsburgh Penguins: Jaromir Jagr or Kevin Stevens with a chance for Malkin or Fleury in the future
Quebec Nordiques: Joe Sakic
San Jose Sharks: Owen Nolan or Jeff Friesen
St. Louis Blues: either CuJo or Pronger
Tampa Bay Lightning: Martin St. Louis, but it could be Stamkos soon
Toronto Maple Leafs: They can all fucking die but probably if I had to pick Mats Sundin
Vancouver Canucks: Pavel Bure
Washington Capitals: Alexander Ovechkin
Winnipeg Jets: Teemu Selanne

[Tommy]

NFL:

Arizona - 11 - Larry Fitzgerald
Atlanta - 21 - Deion Sanders
Baltimore - 20 - Ed Reed
Buffalo - 34 - Thurmon Thomas
Carolina - 89 - Steve Smith
Chicago - 72 - William Perry
Cincinnati - 7 - Boomer Esiason
Cleveland - 32 - Jim Brown
Dallas - 48 - Darryl "Moose" Johnston
Denver - 77 - Karl Mecklenburg
Detroit - 20 - Barry Sanders
Green Bay - 81 - Desmond Howard
Houston - 90 - Mario Williams
Indianapolis - 83 - Clarence Verdin
Jacksonville - 28 - Fred Taylor
Kansas City - 35 - Christian Okoye
Miami - 47 - Robert Edwards
Minnesota - 93 - John Randle
New England - 28 - Corey Dillon
New York Giants - 30 - Dave Meggett
New York Jets - 8 - Browning Nagle
New Orleans - 57 - Rickey Jackson
Oakland - 34 - Bo Jackson
Philadelphia - 92 - Reggie White
Pittsburgh - 10 - Kordell Stewart
St. Louis - 29 - Eric Dickerson
San Diego - 37 - Rodney Harrison
San Francisco - 26 - Wendell Tyler
Seattle - 55 - Brian Bosworth
Tampa Bay - 8 - Steve Young
Tennessee - 34 - Earl Campbell
Washington - 83 - Ricky Sanders

Only one I own is the Blue 24 Ty Law Patriots jersey

I might do an NBA one too.

[The Canadian Content]

That's a nice list, Sop.

[The Canadian Content]

Man, Tommy. +1 for Boomer, -1 for Deion, + another for Boomer.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

+1 for Meggett

[creepy]

Only jersey I've ever owned: Sterling Sharpe of the Packers. Bought it in '91? Sometime a year or three before his injury. I can still fit into it, although now it's a fat kid fit and not the 13 year old kid fit that I once knew.

[Lou]

Arizona/St. Lois - Roy Green
Atlanta - Former Ranger great Brian Jordan
Baltimore Ravens - Ed Reed
Buffalo - Joe Ferguson
Carolina - Steve Smith
Chicago - Sweetness
Cincinnati - Stanley Wilson
Cleveland - Jim Brown
Dallas - Ron Springs
Denver - Steve Atwater
Detroit - Billy Sims
Green Bay - Mark Chmura
Houston - Mario Williams
Indianapolis/Baltimore - Art Sclicter
Jacksonville - Jimmy Smith
Kansas City - Ernie Ladd
Miami - Dan Marino
Minnesota - Anthony Carter
New England - Steve Grogan
New York Giants - LT
New York Jets - Freeman McNeil
New Orleans - Pat Swilling
Oakland - Lester Hayes
Philadelphia - Wilbert Montgomery
Pittsburgh - Lynn Swann
LA/St. Louis - Eric Dickerson
San Diego - Former Horned Frog great - Ladainian Tomlinson
San Francisco - Joe Montana
Seattle - Jim Zorn
Tampa Bay - Gary Anderson
Tennessee/Houston - Jeff Alm, or no, no The Tyler Rose Earl Campbell
Washington - Former Horned Frog great Slingin' Sammy Baugh

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Anaheim Ducks: Paul Kariya
Atlanta Thrashers: Slava Kozlov
Boston Bruins: Bobby Orr
Buffalo Sabres: Dominik Hasek
Calgary Flames: Theo Fleury
Carolina Hurricanes: Cam Ward
Chicago Blackhawks: Chris Chelios
Colorado Avalanche: Adam Foote
Columbus Bluejackets: Rick Nash
Dallas Stars: Mike Modano
Detroit Red Wings: Steve Yzerman (own this... would also consider a Lidstrom or Howe jersey)
Edmonton Oilers: Jari Kurri
Florida Panthers: John Vanbiesbrouck
LA Kings: Wayne Gretzky
Minnesota Wild: Marion Gaborik
Montreal Canadiens: Maurice Richard
Nashville Predators: Vladimir Orszagh
New Jersey Devils: Scott Stevens (although I still think they need to sign Miroslav Satan for at least 1 season)
New York Islanders: Denis Potvin
New York Rangers: Mark Messier
Ottawa Senators: Radek Bonk
Philadelphia Flyers: Eric Desjardins
Phoenix Coyotes: Ed Jovanovski
Pittsburgh Penguins: Mario Lemieux
Quebec Nordiques: Eric Lindros
San Jose Sharks: Jonathan Cheechoo
St. Louis Blues: Grant Fuhr
Tampa Bay Lightning: Roman Hamrlik
Toronto Maple Leafs: Dave Andreychuk
Vancouver Canucks: Pavel Bure
Washington Capitals: Alex Ovechkin
Winnipeg Jets: Teemu Selanne

[Habs]

Two Gretzky Gator + a jersey that was never worned (Lindros with the Nordiques, he refused to put the jersey on at the draft... best move ever for the Nordiques, since it lead up to the best/worst trade in professional sports history! (well hockey at least) )

I'm doing this

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Edited the Oilers.

And yes, the Lindros selection was made for that reason.

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Also forgot to add that I also have a red Red Wings jersey (Yzerman one is white) with my last name and #57 on the back. Florida Gators hockey-style jersey with no name or number. Florida Gators basketball jersey with #13. Detroit Lions Barry Sanders #20 jersey in blue.

[The Canadian Content]

Oct 21, 2010 8:20:06 GMT -5 Habs said:

best move ever for the Nordiques, since it lead up to the best/worst trade in professional sports history! (well hockey at least) )

I agree that Lindros being a douche worked out amazingly for the Nords/Avs, but there's still no way that trade was more lopsided than the Herschel Walker trade.

[Habs]

My list


Anaheim Ducks: Corey Perry
Atlanta Thrashers: Dany Heatly
Boston Bruins: Raymond Bourque
Buffalo Sabres: Gilbert Perreault
Calgary Flames: Jarome Iginla
Carolina Hurricanes: Ron Francis (Whalers)
Chicago Blackhawks: Bobby Hull
Colorado Avalanche: Peter Forsberg
Columbus Bluejackets: Rick Nash
Dallas Stars: Mike Modano
Detroit Red Wings: Bob Probert
Edmonton Oilers: Paul Coffey
Florida Panthers: Roberto Luongo
LA Kings: Marcel Dionne
Minnesota Wild: Marion Gaborik
Montreal Canadiens: Doug Harvey
Nashville Predators: Alexander Radulov
New Jersey Devils: Scott Niedermayer
New York Islanders: Mike Bossy
New York Rangers: Brian Leetch
Ottawa Senators: Daniel Alfredson (I guess)
Philadelphia Flyers: Fuck the Flyers, but rules are rules so John Leclair
Phoenix Coyotes: Ed Jovanovski
Pittsburgh Penguins: Mario Lemieux
Quebec Nordiques: Peter Stastny
San Jose Sharks: Joe Thornthon
St. Louis Blues: Al MacInnis
Tampa Bay Lightning: Martin St-Louis
Toronto Maple Leafs: Fuck Fuck Fuck I’ll go with # 67 with the names « Sucking Since » or (since rules are rules) Wendel Clark
Vancouver Canucks: Trevor Linden
Washington Capitals: Alex Ovechkin
Winnipeg Jets: Dale Hunter


Jersey I have are NFL Redskins white of Portis and Eagles green of McNabb.

I have t-Shirts of old school NHL Penguins, Canucks, Bruins, Rangers

Baseball caps of the Bruins (3 with my favorite being a St-Patty's days special green cap), the Canadiens

[Habs]

Oct 21, 2010 8:43:03 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Oct 21, 2010 8:20:06 GMT -5 Habs said:

best move ever for the Nordiques, since it lead up to the best/worst trade in professional sports history! (well hockey at least) )

I agree that Lindros being a douche worked out amazingly for the Nords/Avs, but there's still no way that trade was more lopsided than the Herschel Walker trade.

Not Familiar with the Walker trade, but let me remind you of the Lindros Christmas bonus extravaganza:

So Lindros goes to the Flyers
the Nordiques get: Peter Forsberg, as well as Ron Hextall, Chris Simon, Mike Ricci, Kerry Huffman, Steve Duchesne, a 1st round selection (Jocelyn Thibault) in 1993, a 1st round selection (later traded to the Toronto Maple Leafs, later traded to the Washington Capitals—Nolan Baumgartner) in 1994, and $15,000,000 cash.

Like I said don't know about the Walker trade, but the Lindors trade was ridiculous!

[The Canadian Content]

The Walker trade allowed the Cowboys to build their dynasty team in the 90s. I'm not looking up the specifics.

The reason the trade was so lopsided, though, is that the Cowboys went on to become one of the best teams in the history of football, while the Eagles continued to suck, and Walker pretty much fizzled out.

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Mike Ricci was an ugly motherfucker...

[Habs]

Oct 21, 2010 9:15:12 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

The Walker trade allowed the Cowboys to build their dynasty team in the 90s. I'm not looking up the specifics.

The reason the trade was so lopsided, though, is that the Cowboys went on to become one of the best teams in the history of football, while the Eagles continued to suck, and Walker pretty much fizzled out.

So the Eagles and the Flyers sucked because of a bad trade? Wow! Thank God they had the world heavy boxing champ in the form of Rocky.

[The Canadian Content]

My NFL list:

Arizona Cardinals: Boomer Esiason
Atlanta Falcons: Andre Rison
Baltimore Ravens: Joe Flacco
Buffalo Bills: Jim Kelly
Carolina Panthers: Julius Peppers
Chicago Bears: Walter Payton
Cincinnati Bengals: Anthony Munoz (I have a Boomer and a Palmer)
Cleveland Browns: Bernie Kosar
Dallas Cowboys: Charles Haley
Denver Broncos: Bubby Brister
Detroit Lions: Barry Sanders
Green Bay Packers: Reggie White
Houston Texans: Mario Williams
Indianapolis Colts: Dallas Clark
Jacksonville Jaguars: Tony Boselli
Kansas City Chiefs: Tony Gonzalez
Miami Dolphins: Justin Long
Minnesota Vikings: Jared Allen
New England Patriots: Tom Brady
New Orleans Saints: Morten Anderson
New York Giants: Lawrence Taylor
New York Jets: Wayne Chrebet
Oakland Raiders: Howie Long
Philadelphia Eagles: Herschel Walker
Pittsburgh Steelers: Greg Lloyd
San Diego Chargers: Dan Fouts
San Francisco 49ers: Joe Montana
Seattle Seahawks: Matt Hasselbeck
St. Louis Rams: Kurt Warner
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Warren Sapp
Tennessee Titans: Kerry Collins
Washington Redskins: Mark Rypien

[Deadly]

I guess I'll be the first to go the NBA route...

Atlanta Hawks: Dominique Wilkins (or Pistol Pete)
Boston Celtics: Larry Bird
Charlotte Bobcats: Stephen Jackson
Chicago Bulls: Michael Jordan
Cleveland Cavaliers: LeBron James
Dallas Mavericks: Dirk Nowitzki
Denver Nuggets: Carmelo Anthony
Detroit Pistons: Isiah Thomas
Golden State Warriors: Wilt Chamberlain (for current players: Monta Ellis)
Houston Rockets: Hakeem Olajuwon
Indiana Pacers: George McGinnis (fuck Reggie Miller)
Los Angeles Clippers: Bob McAdoo
Los Angeles Lakers: Magic Johnson
Memphis Grizzlies: Umm...O.J. Mayo?
Miami Heat: Dwyane Wade
Milwaukee Bucks: Oscar Robertson
Minnesota Timberwolves: Kevin Garnett
New Jersey Nets: Dražen Petrović (fuck Jason Kidd)
New Orleans Hornets: Chris Paul
New York Knicks: Eal Monroe
Oklahoma City Thunder: Kevin Durant (If we're talking Seattle, then Gary Payton)
Orlando Magic: Dwight Howard
Philadelphia 76ers: Julius Erving
Phoenix Suns: Steve Nash
Portland Trail Blazers: Bill Walton (in a coin flip with Clyde)
Sacramento Kings: Chris Webber
San Antonio Spurs: George Gervin
Toronto Raptors: Vince Carter
Utah Jazz: Al Jefferson (I can't stand Stockton/Malone)
Washington Wizards: Wes Unseld (Sorry Gilbert)

[salmonjunkie]

No Fun League

Arizona Cardinals - 13 - Kurt Warner
Atlanta Falcons - 21 - Deion Sanders
Baltimore Ravens - 52 - Ray Lewis
Buffalo Bills - 7 - Doug Flutie
Carolina Panthers - 32 - "He Hate Me" Rod Smart
Chicago Bears - (tie) 72 - William Perry - 43 - Walter Payton
Cincinnati Bungles - 7 - Boomer Esiason
Cleveland Browns - 21 - Eric Metcalf
Dallas Cowgirls - (tie) 72 - Ed "Too Tall" Jones, 59 - Dat Nguyen
Denver Donkeys - 30 - Terrell Davis
Detroit Lions - 20 - Barry Sanders
Green Bay Packers - 92 - Reggie White
Houston Texans - 90 - Mario Williams
Indianapolis Colts - 4 - Jim Harbaugh
Jacksonville Jaguars - 32 - Maurice Jones-Drew
Kansas City Chefs - 58 - Derrick Thomas
Miami Dolphins - (tie) 33 - Karim Abdul-Jabbar, 34 - Ricky Williams
Minnesota Vikings - 93 - John Randle
New England Patriots - 37 - Rodney Harrison
New York Giants - 56 - Lawrence Taylor
New York Jets - 99 - Mark Gastineau
New Orleans Saints - 8 - Drew Brees
Oakland Raiders - 32 - Marcus Allen
Philadelphia Iggles (tie) - 12 - Randall Cunningham, 59 - Seth Joyner
Pittsburgh Steelers - 8 - Tommy Maddox
St. Louis Rams - 28 - Marshall Faulk
San Diego Chargers - 79 - Gary "Big Hands" Johnson **
San Francisco 49ers - 51 - Ken Norton Jr.
Seattle Seahags - 37 - Shaun Alexander
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 40 - Mike Alstott
Tennessee Titans / Houston Oilers - 1 - Warren Moon
Washington Foreskins- 17 - Doug Williams


** I already own a 21 - Tomlinson, 85 - Gates, and 80 - Winslow. I'll probably get 17 - Rivers in the next two seasons and maybe a 14 - Fouts or 55 - Seau at some point. I pick 79 - Johnson because I know they'll never make that jersey, and you can't get customized throwbacks. Incidentally, not only is Big Hands a former multi-time Pro-Bowler and a Chargers HOFer, he was also my boss at my very first job back in high school. It's probably the one jersey I covet the most.

[Tommy]

I'll be the second

Atlanta Hawks: Doc Rivers
Boston Celtics: Len Bias
Charlotte Bobcats: Adam Morrison
Chicago Bulls: B.J. Armstrong
Cleveland Cavaliers: Mark Price
Dallas Mavericks: Roy Tarpley
Denver Nuggets: Kiki Vandeweghe
Detroit Pistons: Allan Houston
Golden State Warriors: Chris Mullin
Houston Rockets: Hakeem Olajuwon
Indiana Pacers: Rik Smits
Los Angeles Clippers: Bill Walton
Los Angeles Lakers: Michael Cooper
Memphis Grizzlies: Bryant "Big Country" Reeves
Miami Heat: Alonzo Mourning
Milwaukee Bucks: Sidney Moncrief
Minnesota Timberwolves: Kevin Garnett
New Jersey Nets: Micheal Ray Richardson
New Orleans Hornets: Larry Johnson
New York Knicks: Vin Baker
Oklahoma City Thunder: Dennis Johnson
Orlando Magic: Grant Hill
Philadelphia 76ers: Charles Barkley
Phoenix Suns: "Thunder" Dan Majerle
Portland Trail Blazers: Ruben Patterson
Sacramento Kings: Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf
San Antonio Spurs: Robert Horry
Toronto Raptors: Dee Brown
Utah Jazz: Darryl Dawkins
Washington Wizards: Manute Bol

[salmonjunkie]

I'll do NBA as well

Atlanta Hawks: Spud Webb (I own a Dominique Wilkins one)
Boston Celtics: Larry Bird
Charlotte Bobcats: Adam Morrison
Chicago Bulls: Michael Jordan
Cleveland Cavaliers: LeBron James
Dallas Mavericks: Dirk Nowitzki
Denver Nuggets: Carmelo Anthony
Detroit Pistons: (tie) Joe Dumars or Bill Laimbeer
Golden State Warriors: Chris Mullin
Houston Rockets: (tie) Yao Ming, Robert Horry or Hakeem Olajuwon
Indiana Pacers: Reggie Miller
Los Angeles/San Diego Clippers: Bill Walton
Los Angeles Lakers: (tie) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Magic Johnson, Derek Fisher (I own a Shaq one)
Memphis Grizzlies: Pau Gasol
Miami Heat: Dwyane Wade
Milwaukee Bucks: Ray Allen
Minnesota Timberwolves: Kevin Garnett
New Jersey Nets: Jay-Z (I'd get 99, because that's how many problems he has)
New Orleans Hornets: Muggsy Bogues
New York Knicks: John Starks
Oklahoma City Thunder: Kevin Durant (Seattle - Gary Payton)
Orlando Magic: Shaquille O'Neal
Philadelphia 76ers: Moses Malone
Phoenix Suns: Charles Barkley
Portland Trail Blazers: Clyde Drexler
Sacramento Kings: Mitch Richmond
San Antonio Spurs: Dennis Rodman*
Toronto Raptors: Vince Carter
Utah Jazz: Jeff Hornacek
Washington Bullets: Manute Bol

*I know Rodman never won a championship with them, but I hate the Sputs. If I could, I'd just pick Rodman for the Bulls and the Pistons jerseys.