Post by The Canadian Content on Jun 29, 2007 17:31:57 GMT -5
admin said:
You know, if someone were to get banned from OO, for posting some of these jokes, I would be more than happy to make them an admin here, but everybody already is anyway.
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
I just wanted to agree wholeheartedly with that one more time. I'm considering temp banning myself so that I avoid just hitting that thread at 2 AM tonight drunk and posting "GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOU FUCKING LOSERS! HE FUCKING KILLED HIS FAMILY! HE WAS A WRESTLER! HE DIDN'T MATTER TO THE WORLD AND NOW HE'S GONE! WE'RE DONE! STOP OBSESSED OVER IT SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH HIM!"
FFC really should be over here.
seriously, lucky, i almost just said something. i was making my goofy post, then i read the post above mine and i had hit the edit button and started to yell. all these fucking people who are like "getting through it" or "coming to terms" or "finally where they need to be" really need a swift kick in the head. aside from being a fucking murderer, HE WAS A GODDAMN CIRCUS PERFORMER! jesus christ already. it's live theater. he didn't fucking cure cancer.
be happy for the entertainment he gave you, and yes, be upset (or disappointed) that that entertainment is no longer available to you, but other than that GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
Post by Jack Quinn on Jun 29, 2007 23:39:13 GMT -5
and Moose
jerk
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
I am REALLY whacked out about how many people felt such a deep connection to Benoit. I never really got the criticism of the "Cult of Benoit" and all that crap. I'm a Benoit fan and always have been. But damn. I mean, a few people foolishly feeling like they knew him and taking wrestling a little too seriously? Sure. This many people emotionally wounded by his death and actions? Why the hell are we going through a grieving process? I didn't know the damn the guy. I don't go through grieving processes for Mother Theresa or the Pope. Or for major political leaders. Why would I for a professional wrestler?
I mean, the other night I slipped, responded to something and the door opened and I started letting loose on people. Prime nudged me and I realized what I was doing. Edited out a few stuff and ended up with "I don't want to jump on how people are grieving, sorry." When I really just wanted to yell "Its this level of need to grieve for a man who didn't change the world and didn't know you existed that is fucking me up. I don't want to jump on how you're grieving, I want to jump on WHY you're grieving!"
Be disappointed that you'll never see him wrestle again. Contemplate how you feel about the guy the next time you go to watch WMXX. Mourn the loss of life. Sure. But why are you crying? What the hell am I helping you through?
Must... stay... away... from OO...
Wait, Ziggy hates french fries? Oh fuck him. He's worse than the criers.
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
Post by Jack Quinn on Jun 29, 2007 23:53:32 GMT -5
But Lucky, you just DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!!
He was EVERYTHING that was wrestling, he was the greatest, he was such pure wrestler with such great ability that Colombians sold flakes of his skin for $600 an ounce!
And he was Canadian, and when a Canadian dies and angel gets his wings, unless he is a Fallen Angel, which means CHRISTOPHER DANIELS IS THE NEXT BENOIT!!!
Or maybe not. You just don't understand. I need to go cry somewhere
Last Edit: Jun 29, 2007 23:54:11 GMT -5 by Jack Quinn
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
What's also really pissing me off is all the "let me try to deconstruct why Benoit is mad" theories. The same people who are criticizing the media for their crackpot analysis are doing the same thing. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING THROUGH BENOIT'S MIND. But there's at least a dozen people in that thread who think that he's been broken down since Eddie's death, among other things, acting as if that's the only thing that could have been a problem. For all we know, Benoit or his wife could have had multiple affairs, had financial arguments, Benoit could have lost other good friends, etc. Anything could have happened besides "Eddie was a good friend and his wife wanted to leave." Fucking armchair amateur psychology.
I mean, it's not as if Benoit was like the Va Tech guy and Asian. That explained everything in a neat little package.
HA! I love this one and "I let the dogs out." Or wasn't the actual line "I fed the dogs"? Those two might even get past security. "my physical address is" is pretty good too but seems more blatant.
I also would suggest "I woke up my girlfriend and we cried together." But you know. Inside joke and all.
You could try and slip "Pegasus Kid" references by security and see if they miss them.
And I really do love that "Benoit stole 2/3rds of Sabu's gimmick" one. I'm sure there's a way to word it taking Benoit's name out but still making the intention clear enough.
At this stage I'd suggest cruising through the OO thread and grabbing the most groan inducing lines. But then you might look all emo.
How about "She should have hit him with her shoe"?
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
Post by Jack Quinn on Jun 30, 2007 11:31:14 GMT -5
Stop Sign Fears Workout Machine?
Last Edit: Jun 30, 2007 11:31:35 GMT -5 by Jack Quinn
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09