2008 Election: Humor, Speculation, and Rants

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	"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge "and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose "But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps

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One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got a few folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was George W. Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying in the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . . . .

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

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	"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge "and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose "But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps

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	"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge "and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose "But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps

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