PHWF Friday Throwdown 1 (10-12-12)
Oct 12, 2012 23:24:57 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Oct 12, 2012 23:24:57 GMT -5
Thursday Throwdown 1
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center
<we open to the middle of the ring where GM Nate Corbitt is standing>
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Friday Throwdown! <cheap pop> It is good to be back here in Asheville North Carolina <another cheap pop>. Now, the big question on everyone’s mind is who is the money man for the PHWF. I can tell you this, that man will be our guest on PHWF Friday Throwdown next week right here in the Asheville Civic Center! Tonight, we have a great card for you, tonight is the first round of the PHWF World Tag Team title tournament! Eight teams fight for the right to be crowned the NEW PHWF world tag team champions! Also tonight, an eight man tournament to crown the NEW PHWF World AND Television champions! It’s very simple, the last two men standing will fight, the winner walks away with the world title, the loser is the television champion! Now, enough talk, we can save that for…….other……shows, let’s get the first match started!
PHWF World Tag Team Title Tournament – Round 1
BAY BRIDGE BOYZ vs. MURDER INC.
Murder Inc – Joey Kielbasa and Tony DaVida attack Jinx and Spazz to start the match. They hammer both men in the corner, then DaVida throws Spazz over the top rope and they focus on Jinx. The two big men keep Jinx on their side of the ring and brutalize him with power moves. Kielbasa uses a small chain to bust Jinx open then hits him with a black hole slam for a two count, broken up by Spazz. Spazz stomps the apron and gets the crowd fired up for Jinx to make the tag. DaVida pulls Jinx to his feet and plants him on the mat then heads to the corner and tries a flying elbow, but Jinx moves out of the way. He crawls to the corner, but DaVida makes the tag to Kielbasa. He cuts Jinx off and tries to throw him over the top rope, but Jinx skins the cat and takes Kielbasa over the top rope with a head scissors. Jinx finally makes the tag to Spazz and he comes in and cleans house. He hits both Kielbasa and DaVida with high flying moves and gets several two counts on Kielbasa. Spazz climbs to the top rope but Kielbasa charges into the corner, Spazz leaps over him and lands on his feet, Kielbasa charges out of the corner and Spazz POPS him with a superkick to the jaw that sends him into the corner. Spazz plays to the crowd, and DaVida slides into the ring, holding a metal pipe. He swings at Spazz, but Spazz ducks and he CLOCKS Kielbasa upside the head! Spazz throws him over the top rope and tags in Jinx. They put Kielbasa on the top rope and Spazz superplexes him, then Jinx hits a WARRIORS STOMP, while he is doing that, Jinx hits a MOONSAULT, followed by a SPAZZ MOONSAULT! He covers, Jinx keeps DaVida out of the ring, and they get the three count!
WINNERS in 13:24 – The Bay Bridge Boyz
WRATH OF GODS vs. SAMMY BLACKFOOT & STEVE THE LOST VIKING
Wrath of Gods, Zabi Khan and Shiva Singh are led to the ring by their manager, the nefarious Tobias Zanzibar. They huddle in the corner while the immensely popular Sammy “Firewater” Blackfoot and Steve the Lost Viking are announced. They come to the ring and the heels try to attack, but Blackfoot and STLV send them packing much to the faces delight. Blackfoot and STLV dominate the match using their size and strength advantage to overcome WOG’s cheating at every turn. Sammy KILLS Zabi Khan with a top rope fall away slam and tags in Steve the Lost Viking. Steve comes in and lifts Khan for a NORSE CHOKE SLAM when Shiva Singh throws a handful of SALT into Steve’s eyes! The referee never saw a thing because he was being distracted by Tobias Zanzibar. Khan grabs Steve and hits the WRATH OF KHAN (brainbuster muscle buster) and covers, Singh attacks Blackfoot to keep him from making the save, and for good measure Zanzibar grabs Steve’s foot from the outside to keep him from kicking out and Wrath of Gods gets the three count and win.
WINNERS in 11:08 – Wrath of Gods
MOSSI OXLADE & AKIRU TORNADO vs. VANCE CANNON & CONNOR MCNASTY
Both teams come to the ring, Oxlade and Tornado get a huge ovation from the crowd while Cannon and McNasty are nearly booed out of the building. The bell rings and the two teams start the long feeling out process. Oxlade and Tornado make quick tags and keep Cannon and McNasty off balance, but they can’t keep the momentum in their favor. Tornado tries a flying senton but lands on Cannon’s knees. Cannon gets to his feet and nearly decapitates Tornado with a clothesline. He tags in McNasty and Connor works Tornado’s knees and thighs, trapping him in the WALLS OF JERICHO. He nearly gets the submission but Tornado makes it to the ropes and forces the break. The match breaks down as all four men fight in and out of the ring. With the referee distracted, Cannon tries to nail Oxlade with a chair, but Oxlade kicks the chair into Cannon’s face, then quickly heads to the top rope and hits a MOSSI BOMB! (superfly splash), he hooks the leg and the referee turns around and makes the three count!
WINNERs in 15:57 – Mossi Oxlade and Akiru Tornado
After the match, Cannon and McNasty attack and leave both Tornado and Oxlade lying in the middle of the ring. The crowd boos the two men, they just shake hands and head to the back.
THE DRACULS vs. REDNECK REVOLUTION
The Draculs attack the immensely popular Redneck Revolution – Puck Dupp and “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard, from behind before they even get to the ring. The two teams brawl around ringside and the Draculs use everything that is not nailed down to bloody Dupp and Woodard. Tavian taunts the crowd as he sinks his teeth into Woodard’s forehead drawing screams of pain. Across the ring Radu posts Dupp repeatedly, opening a gash on his forehead. Tavian finally rolls Woodard into the ring and chokes him with the tape from his wrists. The referee is barely containing these two. Dupp manages to climb onto the apron, but he appears to barely know where he is. Woodard is about to make the tag, when Tavian hops off the apron and races around the ring pulling Woodard off the apron and DROPPING him on the floor with a DDT! Inside the ring, Radu grabs the bell hammer that Tavian left on the apron and SLAMS it into Woodard’s head! Woodard goes down like he has been shot. Radu pulls him up and Tavian comes in and they hit a SPIKE TOMBSTONE! Radu covers and the three count is academic.
WINNERS in 10:44 – The Draculs
<”Rockstar” by Nickleback plays and “Cowboy” Dillon Walker makes his way to the ring. He has a mic, so let’s assume he is going to talk>
How the hell are ya Asheville? <pop> It’s great to be here in Asheville, this is WAY nicer than Arlington. Yeah who needs five star restraints when you can eat at the Lusty Monk? <the fans are not entirely sure what to make of that>. Our esteemed general manager Corbitt had the good sense to bring me into the PHWF, and I have to say I am glad he did. However, it looks like his wisdom may not quite be what I thought it would be. Next week, I will face a current PHWF roster member in a “Fight For Your Right to Work” match. Which, is basically us fighting for a roster spot. Needless to say, I am going to win this match and bring Asheville just what it needs. So whoever it is, from one of them crazy ass Dracul boys to Mossi Oxlade and everyone in between, I am here to kick ass and take names. Oh, and before I go…….whoever wins that PHWF World Heavyweight Title tournament, you are living on borrowed time because the Cowboy wants some gold.
<Walker drops the mic and leaves the ring to mostly cheers, but the fans still are not sure what to make of him>
PHWF World Heavyweight & World Television Title Tournament – Round 1
MATTY ALLOUETTE vs. PRESTON DAVENPORT QUIGGLEVILLE III
Allouette is out first and plays to the crowd. Preston Davenport Quiggleville III is out next, and looks like he would rather be anywhere but here. The Blue Blood looks down his nose at the fans and only reluctantly steps into the ring. Once the bell rings though, all pretentions of snobbery are gone and Allouette and PDQIII put on a wrestling clinic. PDQIII pushes the rules, but doesn’t actually do anything disqualification worthy. Allouette shows why some consider him a future world champion by countering everything PDQIII can throw at him. The end comes after over 25 minutes of action when Quiggleville tries a superplex but Matty shoves him off then hits a perfect cross body block for the surprise 1-2-3!
WINNER in 25:42 Matty Allouette
VLAD DRACUL vs. GORDY LEFLEUR
Gordy LeFleur avoids the Vlad attack to start things and peppers him with lefts and rights. LeFleur clotheslines Vlad over the top rope to the floor and plays to the crowd. The aging veteran tries to maintain the advantage, but Vlad ducks a clothesline, then low bridges LeFleur sending him over the top rope to the floor. On the outside, Vlad’s brothers Tavian and Radu race to the ring and pummel Gordy with kicks and punches while Vlad distracts the referee. Mossi Oxlade and Akiru Tornado race to the ring and make the save, but the damage has already been done. LeFleur looks like he has a broken nose and is bleeding from the mouth. Vlad rolls him into the ring and works him over some more. LeFleur makes one valiant attempt at a comeback, fed by the crowds cheers, but a low blow behind the referee’s back ends that. Vlad pulls LeFleur up and PLANTS him with the IMPAILER (package piledriver, them Dracul boys love their piledrivers) and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 9:54 – Vlad Dracul
BISHOP BLAIZE vs. JOHNNY ICEPICK
Johnny Icepick comes to the ring, accompanied by the rest of Murder Inc., Joey Kielbasa and Tony DaVida. Bishop Blaize is announced and he races to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and immediately takes the fight to Murder Inc. He hits DaVida with a clothesline that sends him between the ropes, then ducks an attack from Kielbasa and nails him upside the head with a spinning heel kick. Icepick waits for his chance and nearly takes Blaze’s head off with a clothesline. Icepick tries to end things quickly with a tilt a whirl powerbomb, but YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB BISHOP BLAIZE! He snaps Icepick to the mat with a HURRACARANA then launches himself over the top rope and takes out both DaVida and Kielbasa. Blaize slides back into the ring and he and Icepick get down to a proper wrestling match. Icepick grounds the high flying Blaize and works his lower back. Blaize takes the punishment and fights back, Icepick whips him to the corner, Blaize scales the ropes and catches Icepick with a missile dropkick. Kielbasa distracts the referee and DaVida climbs into the ring with a chair and takes a swing at Blaize, but he ducks and the chair catches Icepick. Blaize dropkicks DaVida out of the ring and grabs a stunned Icepick and rolls him up for the three count!
WINNER in 13:45 – Bishop Blaize
EMBER BLACKPOOL vs. LAYNE COBAIN
Layne Cobain comes out first and slumps in the corner. The demonic “Blair Witch” Ember Blackpool is out next. He stands in the middle of the ring and glares at Cobain. The bell rings and Cobain gets to his feet and tries to attack Blackpool. Bad move. Blackpool DESTROYS Cobain, hitting him with several boots to the face and clotheslining him over the top rope to the floor. On the outside Blackpool whips Cobain face first into the stairs. He lies there motionless, but Blackpool grabs him and hits a POWERBOMB INTO THE GUARDRAIL! The back of Cobain’s head hits the steel and he collapses face first to the floor. Blackpool pulls him up and sends him into the ring and calls for the end. Blackpool traps Cobain in a STANDING ANACONDA until blood begins to spurt from his nose, then lifts him and DRIVES him to the mat with a sort of choke slam. Blackpool drops to his knees and places his hands on Cobain’s chest and gets the quick three count as paramedics slip into the ring to check on Cobain.
WINNER in 5:11 – Ember Blackpool
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center
<we open to the middle of the ring where GM Nate Corbitt is standing>
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Friday Throwdown! <cheap pop> It is good to be back here in Asheville North Carolina <another cheap pop>. Now, the big question on everyone’s mind is who is the money man for the PHWF. I can tell you this, that man will be our guest on PHWF Friday Throwdown next week right here in the Asheville Civic Center! Tonight, we have a great card for you, tonight is the first round of the PHWF World Tag Team title tournament! Eight teams fight for the right to be crowned the NEW PHWF world tag team champions! Also tonight, an eight man tournament to crown the NEW PHWF World AND Television champions! It’s very simple, the last two men standing will fight, the winner walks away with the world title, the loser is the television champion! Now, enough talk, we can save that for…….other……shows, let’s get the first match started!
PHWF World Tag Team Title Tournament – Round 1
BAY BRIDGE BOYZ vs. MURDER INC.
Murder Inc – Joey Kielbasa and Tony DaVida attack Jinx and Spazz to start the match. They hammer both men in the corner, then DaVida throws Spazz over the top rope and they focus on Jinx. The two big men keep Jinx on their side of the ring and brutalize him with power moves. Kielbasa uses a small chain to bust Jinx open then hits him with a black hole slam for a two count, broken up by Spazz. Spazz stomps the apron and gets the crowd fired up for Jinx to make the tag. DaVida pulls Jinx to his feet and plants him on the mat then heads to the corner and tries a flying elbow, but Jinx moves out of the way. He crawls to the corner, but DaVida makes the tag to Kielbasa. He cuts Jinx off and tries to throw him over the top rope, but Jinx skins the cat and takes Kielbasa over the top rope with a head scissors. Jinx finally makes the tag to Spazz and he comes in and cleans house. He hits both Kielbasa and DaVida with high flying moves and gets several two counts on Kielbasa. Spazz climbs to the top rope but Kielbasa charges into the corner, Spazz leaps over him and lands on his feet, Kielbasa charges out of the corner and Spazz POPS him with a superkick to the jaw that sends him into the corner. Spazz plays to the crowd, and DaVida slides into the ring, holding a metal pipe. He swings at Spazz, but Spazz ducks and he CLOCKS Kielbasa upside the head! Spazz throws him over the top rope and tags in Jinx. They put Kielbasa on the top rope and Spazz superplexes him, then Jinx hits a WARRIORS STOMP, while he is doing that, Jinx hits a MOONSAULT, followed by a SPAZZ MOONSAULT! He covers, Jinx keeps DaVida out of the ring, and they get the three count!
WINNERS in 13:24 – The Bay Bridge Boyz
WRATH OF GODS vs. SAMMY BLACKFOOT & STEVE THE LOST VIKING
Wrath of Gods, Zabi Khan and Shiva Singh are led to the ring by their manager, the nefarious Tobias Zanzibar. They huddle in the corner while the immensely popular Sammy “Firewater” Blackfoot and Steve the Lost Viking are announced. They come to the ring and the heels try to attack, but Blackfoot and STLV send them packing much to the faces delight. Blackfoot and STLV dominate the match using their size and strength advantage to overcome WOG’s cheating at every turn. Sammy KILLS Zabi Khan with a top rope fall away slam and tags in Steve the Lost Viking. Steve comes in and lifts Khan for a NORSE CHOKE SLAM when Shiva Singh throws a handful of SALT into Steve’s eyes! The referee never saw a thing because he was being distracted by Tobias Zanzibar. Khan grabs Steve and hits the WRATH OF KHAN (brainbuster muscle buster) and covers, Singh attacks Blackfoot to keep him from making the save, and for good measure Zanzibar grabs Steve’s foot from the outside to keep him from kicking out and Wrath of Gods gets the three count and win.
WINNERS in 11:08 – Wrath of Gods
MOSSI OXLADE & AKIRU TORNADO vs. VANCE CANNON & CONNOR MCNASTY
Both teams come to the ring, Oxlade and Tornado get a huge ovation from the crowd while Cannon and McNasty are nearly booed out of the building. The bell rings and the two teams start the long feeling out process. Oxlade and Tornado make quick tags and keep Cannon and McNasty off balance, but they can’t keep the momentum in their favor. Tornado tries a flying senton but lands on Cannon’s knees. Cannon gets to his feet and nearly decapitates Tornado with a clothesline. He tags in McNasty and Connor works Tornado’s knees and thighs, trapping him in the WALLS OF JERICHO. He nearly gets the submission but Tornado makes it to the ropes and forces the break. The match breaks down as all four men fight in and out of the ring. With the referee distracted, Cannon tries to nail Oxlade with a chair, but Oxlade kicks the chair into Cannon’s face, then quickly heads to the top rope and hits a MOSSI BOMB! (superfly splash), he hooks the leg and the referee turns around and makes the three count!
WINNERs in 15:57 – Mossi Oxlade and Akiru Tornado
After the match, Cannon and McNasty attack and leave both Tornado and Oxlade lying in the middle of the ring. The crowd boos the two men, they just shake hands and head to the back.
THE DRACULS vs. REDNECK REVOLUTION
The Draculs attack the immensely popular Redneck Revolution – Puck Dupp and “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard, from behind before they even get to the ring. The two teams brawl around ringside and the Draculs use everything that is not nailed down to bloody Dupp and Woodard. Tavian taunts the crowd as he sinks his teeth into Woodard’s forehead drawing screams of pain. Across the ring Radu posts Dupp repeatedly, opening a gash on his forehead. Tavian finally rolls Woodard into the ring and chokes him with the tape from his wrists. The referee is barely containing these two. Dupp manages to climb onto the apron, but he appears to barely know where he is. Woodard is about to make the tag, when Tavian hops off the apron and races around the ring pulling Woodard off the apron and DROPPING him on the floor with a DDT! Inside the ring, Radu grabs the bell hammer that Tavian left on the apron and SLAMS it into Woodard’s head! Woodard goes down like he has been shot. Radu pulls him up and Tavian comes in and they hit a SPIKE TOMBSTONE! Radu covers and the three count is academic.
WINNERS in 10:44 – The Draculs
<”Rockstar” by Nickleback plays and “Cowboy” Dillon Walker makes his way to the ring. He has a mic, so let’s assume he is going to talk>
How the hell are ya Asheville? <pop> It’s great to be here in Asheville, this is WAY nicer than Arlington. Yeah who needs five star restraints when you can eat at the Lusty Monk? <the fans are not entirely sure what to make of that>. Our esteemed general manager Corbitt had the good sense to bring me into the PHWF, and I have to say I am glad he did. However, it looks like his wisdom may not quite be what I thought it would be. Next week, I will face a current PHWF roster member in a “Fight For Your Right to Work” match. Which, is basically us fighting for a roster spot. Needless to say, I am going to win this match and bring Asheville just what it needs. So whoever it is, from one of them crazy ass Dracul boys to Mossi Oxlade and everyone in between, I am here to kick ass and take names. Oh, and before I go…….whoever wins that PHWF World Heavyweight Title tournament, you are living on borrowed time because the Cowboy wants some gold.
<Walker drops the mic and leaves the ring to mostly cheers, but the fans still are not sure what to make of him>
PHWF World Heavyweight & World Television Title Tournament – Round 1
MATTY ALLOUETTE vs. PRESTON DAVENPORT QUIGGLEVILLE III
Allouette is out first and plays to the crowd. Preston Davenport Quiggleville III is out next, and looks like he would rather be anywhere but here. The Blue Blood looks down his nose at the fans and only reluctantly steps into the ring. Once the bell rings though, all pretentions of snobbery are gone and Allouette and PDQIII put on a wrestling clinic. PDQIII pushes the rules, but doesn’t actually do anything disqualification worthy. Allouette shows why some consider him a future world champion by countering everything PDQIII can throw at him. The end comes after over 25 minutes of action when Quiggleville tries a superplex but Matty shoves him off then hits a perfect cross body block for the surprise 1-2-3!
WINNER in 25:42 Matty Allouette
VLAD DRACUL vs. GORDY LEFLEUR
Gordy LeFleur avoids the Vlad attack to start things and peppers him with lefts and rights. LeFleur clotheslines Vlad over the top rope to the floor and plays to the crowd. The aging veteran tries to maintain the advantage, but Vlad ducks a clothesline, then low bridges LeFleur sending him over the top rope to the floor. On the outside, Vlad’s brothers Tavian and Radu race to the ring and pummel Gordy with kicks and punches while Vlad distracts the referee. Mossi Oxlade and Akiru Tornado race to the ring and make the save, but the damage has already been done. LeFleur looks like he has a broken nose and is bleeding from the mouth. Vlad rolls him into the ring and works him over some more. LeFleur makes one valiant attempt at a comeback, fed by the crowds cheers, but a low blow behind the referee’s back ends that. Vlad pulls LeFleur up and PLANTS him with the IMPAILER (package piledriver, them Dracul boys love their piledrivers) and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 9:54 – Vlad Dracul
BISHOP BLAIZE vs. JOHNNY ICEPICK
Johnny Icepick comes to the ring, accompanied by the rest of Murder Inc., Joey Kielbasa and Tony DaVida. Bishop Blaize is announced and he races to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and immediately takes the fight to Murder Inc. He hits DaVida with a clothesline that sends him between the ropes, then ducks an attack from Kielbasa and nails him upside the head with a spinning heel kick. Icepick waits for his chance and nearly takes Blaze’s head off with a clothesline. Icepick tries to end things quickly with a tilt a whirl powerbomb, but YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB BISHOP BLAIZE! He snaps Icepick to the mat with a HURRACARANA then launches himself over the top rope and takes out both DaVida and Kielbasa. Blaize slides back into the ring and he and Icepick get down to a proper wrestling match. Icepick grounds the high flying Blaize and works his lower back. Blaize takes the punishment and fights back, Icepick whips him to the corner, Blaize scales the ropes and catches Icepick with a missile dropkick. Kielbasa distracts the referee and DaVida climbs into the ring with a chair and takes a swing at Blaize, but he ducks and the chair catches Icepick. Blaize dropkicks DaVida out of the ring and grabs a stunned Icepick and rolls him up for the three count!
WINNER in 13:45 – Bishop Blaize
EMBER BLACKPOOL vs. LAYNE COBAIN
Layne Cobain comes out first and slumps in the corner. The demonic “Blair Witch” Ember Blackpool is out next. He stands in the middle of the ring and glares at Cobain. The bell rings and Cobain gets to his feet and tries to attack Blackpool. Bad move. Blackpool DESTROYS Cobain, hitting him with several boots to the face and clotheslining him over the top rope to the floor. On the outside Blackpool whips Cobain face first into the stairs. He lies there motionless, but Blackpool grabs him and hits a POWERBOMB INTO THE GUARDRAIL! The back of Cobain’s head hits the steel and he collapses face first to the floor. Blackpool pulls him up and sends him into the ring and calls for the end. Blackpool traps Cobain in a STANDING ANACONDA until blood begins to spurt from his nose, then lifts him and DRIVES him to the mat with a sort of choke slam. Blackpool drops to his knees and places his hands on Cobain’s chest and gets the quick three count as paramedics slip into the ring to check on Cobain.
WINNER in 5:11 – Ember Blackpool