MNF 53/Male Bag 36
Jan 6, 2013 19:11:01 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Jan 6, 2013 19:11:01 GMT -5
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Michael Hodge
Happy New Year
Hey,
Chrandy.
Glad to see
the original team back together again. I was starting to worry that Chris was
on an Undertaker schedule.
Hey, while
I’ve got you here, I can’t seem to find IHOP’s tag team title belts anywhere. I
know I left them right here, but when I came back, there was nothing but a
plaid business card where they used to be. There’s writing on the card, but I
can’t make it out. Who writes on plaid?
Anyway, I’m
sure someone’s just keeping them safe for Solly and I, and that’s awfully kind.
It’ll be nice to get those belts back. It took more than a Little effort to win
them, and a Little effort won’t be enough to keep them. I spent a Stupendous
amount of time crafting those e-mails, so losing the belts for no good reason
would just be Stupid.
IHOP’s
always willing to take on challengers for our belts. We’re also always willing to
accept e-mails for our show at IHOP@flawedcast.net, and tweets for our show at
@ihoppodcast, and Facebook posts for our show at facebook.com/IHOPpodcast, and
comments on our show at flawedcast.net/IHOP, and ratings for our show on iTunes.
Hell, you can even leave us a voicemail at 760-896-4467 if you want, and we’ll
play it on the show.
But you can’t
find us on Stitcher. Stupid Stitcher.
Unless we’re
on Stitcher now, in which case all hail Stitcher.
Speaking of
which, our Intercontinental champion is a racist, drug-addled giant. How Vince
hasn’t signed Michael PS Hardy the Giant yet is beyond me, but I’m sure it’s
only a matter of time. (Sorry if 2/3 of that reference is over your head,
Austin. Hayes and Andre retired before you were born. But at least you got to
see the fall of Jeff Hardy. I’m pretty sure his rise happened when you were too
young to be paying attention. Not that you appear to be paying attention now
either.)
That’s it
for me.
Have fun.
Play safe.
Your pal,
~Hodgey
Stu Little
Securing The All Important Creepy Vote
*Stu limps out, still bruised and stiff (calm down, Cam) from the
gruelling battle he had in the ELECTRIFIED!! BARBED WIRE!! HELL IN A
CELL!! match last week, but he seems in good spirits*
Morning,
fellas. I hope this finds you as well as I am, having been crowned World
Champion for the FIFTEENTH TIME! YEAHH! James Ryan, it was an honour to
go toe to toe with you in what I'm sure will be one of the top
contenders for Match of the Year Cammy Award 2013. Congratulations also
to JB King for getting an unasterisked title win. I'm sure it's a relief
for him, since now he doesn't have to pretend he didn't think an
asterisk was that french comic book character fighting the Romans in
ancient Gaul. Of course, I am a little disappointed that I didn't win
the second world championship as well, as it means I posed for this
photo for nothing:
Oh well. I
do feel I have to clear up something about how I won though. That last
image I ended with, Chris and Andy. I just want to assure you that Cam's
face was NOT covering up a "Scottish Claymore". The picture was taken
from behind the subject in question, which is appropriate, as after all I
did once refer to Cam as a "Flashing Bum Nugget" if you recall. I hope
that clarification mitigates the trauma you both suffered from seeing
that. In my defence though, when I posted "Guantanamo Gay", Andy was the
one calling for more usage of Cam's face in photoshop, but no one else
seems to be that bothered. Maybe I can get the ball rolling with a few
worksafe entries. So enjoy these "Cam Shots" straight in your eyes.
You see Chris, Ninja Assassin was a movie...
That's
it from me this week, because if WWE can have Cena come out and
undermine his stance as the top guy with some juvenile photoshop, why
shouldn't I have the same right? Later,
Stu
Dustin Faber
The cleansing of our minds
GREETINGS SALUTATIONS AND STUFF LIKE THAT!
TOO LONG HAS IT BEEN! TOO LONG HAVE HUMANITY JUST WALKED AROUND LIKE HEY
WORLD WHAT IS THE HAPPY HAPPS? TOO LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE THE 1954
CLEANSING OF THE SPIRITUAL PROGRESS MADE BY MAN AND MONKEY. MONKEY AND MAN,
BEST FRIENDS FOREVAH!!!!!!!!!!
I WOULD COMPOSE A WRESTLING QUESTION FOR YOU, BUT ANDY HATES ALL SEARCHES
OF KNOWLEDGE. SO I WILL ASK A NON WRESTLING QUESTION. WHAT WAS YOUR
FAVORITE ROYAL RUMBLE MOMENT MINE WAS WHEN SHAWN MICHAELS AND THE
UNDERTAKER FOUGHT BACK IN 2007.
OR WAS IT 2107? OR 1993 AND A HALF? I DON'T KNOW THE DATES BUT I KNOW THAT
THE TIME IS COMING AND WE SHOULD ALL PREPARE OURSELVES FOR THE INEVITABLE
SPONGE BATH THAT DAVID SPADE WILL GIVE US WHEN WE'RE OLD IN A NURSING HOME.
OMG DAVID SPADE? MORE LIKE JAMES RYAN SHOULD BE SPAYED AMIRITE? YESSSSSSSSS!
SERIOUSLY, GET READY. LIKE A PILE OF PANCAKES, THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS
FAR! WHERE DID MY TIME GO? MY TIME IS NOT NOW! MY TIME IS THEN! ARGH!!!
IN CLOSING, I URGE YOU TO WRITE YOUR SENATORS AND ASK THEM TO VOTE ON BILL
29999999999999, WHICH WOULD OUTLAW WHITEOUT BECAUSE THAT CRAP IS RACIS
Austin Sanders
OH ACID. You SLAY me.
WELCOME TO THE MALEBAG! Where's my next acid shot?
Kidding about the acid fellas. (Or am I...) No. Shut up ()"s. Don't listen
to him, he's a big fat lier. (You spelled "liar" wrong you retard.) That's
not nice nor accurate to who I really am. (Oh I'm sorry, you Autistic fuck.
Feel better?) ..........A little.
ANYWAY, back to what I was saying. Some hi-jinks here in the red state of
Ohio. Or at least I think it's red. I was minding my own business walking
to my car until a black guy walked passed me. Doesn't that piss you off?
On to more important things, MY INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! I suppose you where
saying to yourselves "I hope Cam's dead." and also "What the fuck was that
all about last week?" AND I'LL TELL YOU. It meant......nothing. I was
pretty high that day no lie. See Andy, I'm not always drunk. God knows if
I'll ever drink on the Johnny and Austin show, if that abortion is to ever
happen. BUT I did make a shitty intro to it. AKA take a song and split it
down to the point where it sounded ok. I'm trying not to have the song go
over one minute. Cause that's just stupid and unprofessional *Stares at
Kate Uptons boobs. Then stares at Chris and Cam. Now back at tits.*
So my question is if I'm really going to get the ball rolling on this
thing, what should it be about? Just take into account that I'm a foul
mouthed 19 year old who's mother failed him and about to go to Community
college Monday, and JB King is a dirty Arab who wants nothing more than to
destroy *Insert whatever those Derka-Derkas are fighting about this week*
and also weighs in at 180 Misspelled words. I'M WAITING! I'M STILL HERE!
HELLO? Oh. You're still there. Good. Talk about it some more.
I'm assuming you stopped reading about a line ago to talk about our topic.
You're not done talking about it yet. Get back up there.
ALSO, as a side note, I DID take a shot at myself and DO deserve this belt.
So don't go disrespecting me by......whoa......wait. *Checks Flawedcast.net
which stills says under construction on the tab even though Andy clearly
dosn't give a shit." I'm a 5 time holder of this belt....ya know, counting
last weeks and this weeks. But so is JB King......
Hey Austin Sanders. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
THAT'S ALL THE TIME I HAVE THIS WEEK! Tweet me at "TheTallOne93" where I'll
answer your questions next week while "Moonlight Sonata" plays silently in
the background.
Until next time, I have to play some "Civ V", Where murdering a Mexican
is considered an accomplishment.
XOXOXOXOXO
Austin
PS. I'm alone.
PPS. Tazzuso and Sabuso.
PPPS. Oh, did you notice that Nibbler from "Futurerama" Just stood there as
AJ and Ziggler where covered in Poop? I guess Nibbler was covered to but I
couldn't even tell.
Cliff Snotes
Return to Excellence
Welcome To Flaw Is Cliff Snotes
Go ahead. Take a deep breath through your nose.
Do you smell that? No, it’s not The Rock. He’s not here just yet. It’s a crisp, clean smell, like a breath of fresh air. We turn the calendar, and we can breathe in freshness. It’s a clean slate. It’s a clean sheet of paper. The Christmas decorations are put away, the tree is thrown out, the crazy schedule of the holidays are over, and best of all, the ridiculousness of the Tag Team Tournament isbehind us.
By the way Andy, I’m sorry that I accused you of manipulating the tag team tournament. I now realize that you aren’t smart enough to rig the tournament seedings or plan that far ahead. It was merely your incompetence that led to the confusion. Please accept my humble apology.
So now, it’s time to get excited for The Road ToWrestlemania! But first, a quick look back at last year, and a look ahead to 2013.
Hey Andy - Congratulations on the growth of the entireFlawedcast Empire. You added a whole bunch of shows,and some of them were actually good, too. You also mercifully killed the Creepshow. Also, your two flagship shows were like Cam in the fifth grade boy scouts – they started putting out twice a week. I know you hate to talk about yourself, but can you recall how many shows were on your network on January 1, 2012, and how many have been added since?
Looking back on Monday Night Flaw, what a year. Thanks to all of the guest hosts that stopped by, and thanks to every single person who took the time to email. Especiallythe Spam emails. Personally, I’ve really enjoyed the unexpected breakthroughs this year. Who would have predicted the rise of Dustin Faber? Or Hodgey winningthe King of The Ring, and following up with World and Tag Team Titles, too? And then Dustin Hawes won a couple of titles to close out the year. Cam and Adam Dan alsofound their groove at times and put out some really good emails, too.
So, time to look ahead to 2013. Unlike others on this show, I’m not a Time Lord, nor have I returned from the future. However, I do have a better track record of predictions than a certain host of this show who likes to get overexcited about emailers winning a dozen titles before the end of the month.
1.James Ryan will have eight new shows announced on the network start. Three shows never actually record an episode, three more shows are recorded but not edited by the end of the year, and two shows will actually get recorded and edited and published – exactly one episode each.
2.Dustin Faber has a heel turn as a modern “Right ToCensor” or “Straight Edge Society” style-leader, and he recruits a stable to join him.
3.There will be eighteen more deaths on MNF.
4.Chris will start eight new ridiculous memes this year.
a.One involves Mae Young and cobwebs.
b.One involves the penis size of a wrestler – a man this time, not Maxine.
c.One involves Cam Gullett and a room full ofFerengi or Wookies or some other alien race at Comicon.
5.Andy stirs the pot and somehow manipulates JB King and Austin Sanders into a competition for some imaginary title to see who can be more racist, homophobic, and inappropriate in a single email.
6.An emailer from Utah creates not a newspaper, not a magazine, but a travel brochure aimed at Austin and King, highlighting the fact that Utah has “lots of whites and few homos”
7.There will be a very special episode of Male Bag that features an on-air wedding.
8.Two contract signings. Both somehow shockingly end in a brawl.
9.Andy, in his role as CEO of The Flawedcast Network, somehow ends up reporting to the new Monday Night Flaw GM. All three of them.
10.Finally, Andy and Chris have one big giant blow-out feud that leads to Andy firing Chris and/or Chris quitting. Andy stabs Chris in the back by hiring Chris’s wife or daughter.
And finally, in my continuing effort to make this show better, and to rise above mediocrity, I need to address someone directly. Nate Corbett. Nate, after your last real email to the show, you commented on the boards something like you couldn’t keep up with the rest of us. Nate! You couldn’t be more wrong. Your email was hilarious – but you just had the bad luck of immediately following the genius unmasking of SerpienteEnmascarada and a tremendous JB King email followed yours. C’mon, don’t sell yourself short - have a little heart and stand up for yourself. You can be a funny guy. We could use some emails from you around here again, especially since Wait Til Next Year is only recording once a month. Consider this a direct invite to rejoin this “Pack of Wild Dogs”.
I am lifting, bro. I am Cliff Snotes.
JB King
Kiss my asterisk
((((Giggles)))....so then I told them, kiss MY asterisk!
Oh hey guys. Yeah, I've got nothing. I was hoping we'd keep the tradition
of delaying this show but I guess not. I'll be back next week.
Love yooooooooooooou,
Johnny
P.S. Here's some Creepy pandering.
Michael Hodge
Happy New Year
Hey,
Chrandy.
Glad to see
the original team back together again. I was starting to worry that Chris was
on an Undertaker schedule.
Hey, while
I’ve got you here, I can’t seem to find IHOP’s tag team title belts anywhere. I
know I left them right here, but when I came back, there was nothing but a
plaid business card where they used to be. There’s writing on the card, but I
can’t make it out. Who writes on plaid?
Anyway, I’m
sure someone’s just keeping them safe for Solly and I, and that’s awfully kind.
It’ll be nice to get those belts back. It took more than a Little effort to win
them, and a Little effort won’t be enough to keep them. I spent a Stupendous
amount of time crafting those e-mails, so losing the belts for no good reason
would just be Stupid.
IHOP’s
always willing to take on challengers for our belts. We’re also always willing to
accept e-mails for our show at IHOP@flawedcast.net, and tweets for our show at
@ihoppodcast, and Facebook posts for our show at facebook.com/IHOPpodcast, and
comments on our show at flawedcast.net/IHOP, and ratings for our show on iTunes.
Hell, you can even leave us a voicemail at 760-896-4467 if you want, and we’ll
play it on the show.
But you can’t
find us on Stitcher. Stupid Stitcher.
Unless we’re
on Stitcher now, in which case all hail Stitcher.
Speaking of
which, our Intercontinental champion is a racist, drug-addled giant. How Vince
hasn’t signed Michael PS Hardy the Giant yet is beyond me, but I’m sure it’s
only a matter of time. (Sorry if 2/3 of that reference is over your head,
Austin. Hayes and Andre retired before you were born. But at least you got to
see the fall of Jeff Hardy. I’m pretty sure his rise happened when you were too
young to be paying attention. Not that you appear to be paying attention now
either.)
That’s it
for me.
Have fun.
Play safe.
Your pal,
~Hodgey
Stu Little
Securing The All Important Creepy Vote
*Stu limps out, still bruised and stiff (calm down, Cam) from the
gruelling battle he had in the ELECTRIFIED!! BARBED WIRE!! HELL IN A
CELL!! match last week, but he seems in good spirits*
Morning,
fellas. I hope this finds you as well as I am, having been crowned World
Champion for the FIFTEENTH TIME! YEAHH! James Ryan, it was an honour to
go toe to toe with you in what I'm sure will be one of the top
contenders for Match of the Year Cammy Award 2013. Congratulations also
to JB King for getting an unasterisked title win. I'm sure it's a relief
for him, since now he doesn't have to pretend he didn't think an
asterisk was that french comic book character fighting the Romans in
ancient Gaul. Of course, I am a little disappointed that I didn't win
the second world championship as well, as it means I posed for this
photo for nothing:
Oh well. I
do feel I have to clear up something about how I won though. That last
image I ended with, Chris and Andy. I just want to assure you that Cam's
face was NOT covering up a "Scottish Claymore". The picture was taken
from behind the subject in question, which is appropriate, as after all I
did once refer to Cam as a "Flashing Bum Nugget" if you recall. I hope
that clarification mitigates the trauma you both suffered from seeing
that. In my defence though, when I posted "Guantanamo Gay", Andy was the
one calling for more usage of Cam's face in photoshop, but no one else
seems to be that bothered. Maybe I can get the ball rolling with a few
worksafe entries. So enjoy these "Cam Shots" straight in your eyes.
You see Chris, Ninja Assassin was a movie...
That's
it from me this week, because if WWE can have Cena come out and
undermine his stance as the top guy with some juvenile photoshop, why
shouldn't I have the same right? Later,
Stu
Dustin Faber
The cleansing of our minds
GREETINGS SALUTATIONS AND STUFF LIKE THAT!
TOO LONG HAS IT BEEN! TOO LONG HAVE HUMANITY JUST WALKED AROUND LIKE HEY
WORLD WHAT IS THE HAPPY HAPPS? TOO LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE THE 1954
CLEANSING OF THE SPIRITUAL PROGRESS MADE BY MAN AND MONKEY. MONKEY AND MAN,
BEST FRIENDS FOREVAH!!!!!!!!!!
I WOULD COMPOSE A WRESTLING QUESTION FOR YOU, BUT ANDY HATES ALL SEARCHES
OF KNOWLEDGE. SO I WILL ASK A NON WRESTLING QUESTION. WHAT WAS YOUR
FAVORITE ROYAL RUMBLE MOMENT MINE WAS WHEN SHAWN MICHAELS AND THE
UNDERTAKER FOUGHT BACK IN 2007.
OR WAS IT 2107? OR 1993 AND A HALF? I DON'T KNOW THE DATES BUT I KNOW THAT
THE TIME IS COMING AND WE SHOULD ALL PREPARE OURSELVES FOR THE INEVITABLE
SPONGE BATH THAT DAVID SPADE WILL GIVE US WHEN WE'RE OLD IN A NURSING HOME.
OMG DAVID SPADE? MORE LIKE JAMES RYAN SHOULD BE SPAYED AMIRITE? YESSSSSSSSS!
SERIOUSLY, GET READY. LIKE A PILE OF PANCAKES, THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS
FAR! WHERE DID MY TIME GO? MY TIME IS NOT NOW! MY TIME IS THEN! ARGH!!!
IN CLOSING, I URGE YOU TO WRITE YOUR SENATORS AND ASK THEM TO VOTE ON BILL
29999999999999, WHICH WOULD OUTLAW WHITEOUT BECAUSE THAT CRAP IS RACIS
Austin Sanders
OH ACID. You SLAY me.
WELCOME TO THE MALEBAG! Where's my next acid shot?
Kidding about the acid fellas. (Or am I...) No. Shut up ()"s. Don't listen
to him, he's a big fat lier. (You spelled "liar" wrong you retard.) That's
not nice nor accurate to who I really am. (Oh I'm sorry, you Autistic fuck.
Feel better?) ..........A little.
ANYWAY, back to what I was saying. Some hi-jinks here in the red state of
Ohio. Or at least I think it's red. I was minding my own business walking
to my car until a black guy walked passed me. Doesn't that piss you off?
On to more important things, MY INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! I suppose you where
saying to yourselves "I hope Cam's dead." and also "What the fuck was that
all about last week?" AND I'LL TELL YOU. It meant......nothing. I was
pretty high that day no lie. See Andy, I'm not always drunk. God knows if
I'll ever drink on the Johnny and Austin show, if that abortion is to ever
happen. BUT I did make a shitty intro to it. AKA take a song and split it
down to the point where it sounded ok. I'm trying not to have the song go
over one minute. Cause that's just stupid and unprofessional *Stares at
Kate Uptons boobs. Then stares at Chris and Cam. Now back at tits.*
So my question is if I'm really going to get the ball rolling on this
thing, what should it be about? Just take into account that I'm a foul
mouthed 19 year old who's mother failed him and about to go to Community
college Monday, and JB King is a dirty Arab who wants nothing more than to
destroy *Insert whatever those Derka-Derkas are fighting about this week*
and also weighs in at 180 Misspelled words. I'M WAITING! I'M STILL HERE!
HELLO? Oh. You're still there. Good. Talk about it some more.
I'm assuming you stopped reading about a line ago to talk about our topic.
You're not done talking about it yet. Get back up there.
ALSO, as a side note, I DID take a shot at myself and DO deserve this belt.
So don't go disrespecting me by......whoa......wait. *Checks Flawedcast.net
which stills says under construction on the tab even though Andy clearly
dosn't give a shit." I'm a 5 time holder of this belt....ya know, counting
last weeks and this weeks. But so is JB King......
Hey Austin Sanders. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
THAT'S ALL THE TIME I HAVE THIS WEEK! Tweet me at "TheTallOne93" where I'll
answer your questions next week while "Moonlight Sonata" plays silently in
the background.
Until next time, I have to play some "Civ V", Where murdering a Mexican
is considered an accomplishment.
XOXOXOXOXO
Austin
PS. I'm alone.
PPS. Tazzuso and Sabuso.
PPPS. Oh, did you notice that Nibbler from "Futurerama" Just stood there as
AJ and Ziggler where covered in Poop? I guess Nibbler was covered to but I
couldn't even tell.
Cliff Snotes
Return to Excellence
Welcome To Flaw Is Cliff Snotes
Go ahead. Take a deep breath through your nose.
Do you smell that? No, it’s not The Rock. He’s not here just yet. It’s a crisp, clean smell, like a breath of fresh air. We turn the calendar, and we can breathe in freshness. It’s a clean slate. It’s a clean sheet of paper. The Christmas decorations are put away, the tree is thrown out, the crazy schedule of the holidays are over, and best of all, the ridiculousness of the Tag Team Tournament isbehind us.
By the way Andy, I’m sorry that I accused you of manipulating the tag team tournament. I now realize that you aren’t smart enough to rig the tournament seedings or plan that far ahead. It was merely your incompetence that led to the confusion. Please accept my humble apology.
So now, it’s time to get excited for The Road ToWrestlemania! But first, a quick look back at last year, and a look ahead to 2013.
Hey Andy - Congratulations on the growth of the entireFlawedcast Empire. You added a whole bunch of shows,and some of them were actually good, too. You also mercifully killed the Creepshow. Also, your two flagship shows were like Cam in the fifth grade boy scouts – they started putting out twice a week. I know you hate to talk about yourself, but can you recall how many shows were on your network on January 1, 2012, and how many have been added since?
Looking back on Monday Night Flaw, what a year. Thanks to all of the guest hosts that stopped by, and thanks to every single person who took the time to email. Especiallythe Spam emails. Personally, I’ve really enjoyed the unexpected breakthroughs this year. Who would have predicted the rise of Dustin Faber? Or Hodgey winningthe King of The Ring, and following up with World and Tag Team Titles, too? And then Dustin Hawes won a couple of titles to close out the year. Cam and Adam Dan alsofound their groove at times and put out some really good emails, too.
So, time to look ahead to 2013. Unlike others on this show, I’m not a Time Lord, nor have I returned from the future. However, I do have a better track record of predictions than a certain host of this show who likes to get overexcited about emailers winning a dozen titles before the end of the month.
1.James Ryan will have eight new shows announced on the network start. Three shows never actually record an episode, three more shows are recorded but not edited by the end of the year, and two shows will actually get recorded and edited and published – exactly one episode each.
2.Dustin Faber has a heel turn as a modern “Right ToCensor” or “Straight Edge Society” style-leader, and he recruits a stable to join him.
3.There will be eighteen more deaths on MNF.
4.Chris will start eight new ridiculous memes this year.
a.One involves Mae Young and cobwebs.
b.One involves the penis size of a wrestler – a man this time, not Maxine.
c.One involves Cam Gullett and a room full ofFerengi or Wookies or some other alien race at Comicon.
5.Andy stirs the pot and somehow manipulates JB King and Austin Sanders into a competition for some imaginary title to see who can be more racist, homophobic, and inappropriate in a single email.
6.An emailer from Utah creates not a newspaper, not a magazine, but a travel brochure aimed at Austin and King, highlighting the fact that Utah has “lots of whites and few homos”
7.There will be a very special episode of Male Bag that features an on-air wedding.
8.Two contract signings. Both somehow shockingly end in a brawl.
9.Andy, in his role as CEO of The Flawedcast Network, somehow ends up reporting to the new Monday Night Flaw GM. All three of them.
10.Finally, Andy and Chris have one big giant blow-out feud that leads to Andy firing Chris and/or Chris quitting. Andy stabs Chris in the back by hiring Chris’s wife or daughter.
And finally, in my continuing effort to make this show better, and to rise above mediocrity, I need to address someone directly. Nate Corbett. Nate, after your last real email to the show, you commented on the boards something like you couldn’t keep up with the rest of us. Nate! You couldn’t be more wrong. Your email was hilarious – but you just had the bad luck of immediately following the genius unmasking of SerpienteEnmascarada and a tremendous JB King email followed yours. C’mon, don’t sell yourself short - have a little heart and stand up for yourself. You can be a funny guy. We could use some emails from you around here again, especially since Wait Til Next Year is only recording once a month. Consider this a direct invite to rejoin this “Pack of Wild Dogs”.
I am lifting, bro. I am Cliff Snotes.
JB King
Kiss my asterisk
((((Giggles)))....so then I told them, kiss MY asterisk!
Oh hey guys. Yeah, I've got nothing. I was hoping we'd keep the tradition
of delaying this show but I guess not. I'll be back next week.
Love yooooooooooooou,
Johnny
P.S. Here's some Creepy pandering.