[salmonjunkie]

courtney said:

Oh Yes! My age limit would go right out the window for Josh! Oooh, hold on...I need a moment.

**stares open-mouthed at pic**

Ok, I'm done. And I didn't say I wouldn't sleep with any Ryan.

So are you ssaying you'd have sex with Mexi-Ryan? Look him up on myspace. He's a good looking hombre.

[punk/core]

salmonjunkie said:

No, no, no.. Punker's name is Ryan, but he's not Canadian. He's Californian. And a dirty mexican. (or do we call them 'hispanics' now?) So he's also from a border country. However, he is between the ages of 18 and 25, unlike Kid-Ryan who is between the ages of 5 and 14.

Poor Mexi-Ryan. Meets Courtney's age requirement, but not her "no sex with a Ryan requirement. Is there ANYONE who Courtney would have sex with in this place?

Actually, I just missed the cut. I'm 26

And I prefer "dirty Mexican" to "Hispanic."

[Lucky]

She? That's what I'm saying. She purposely ranged herself just out of reach of guys like me and punker but just short of Ryan. The difference being that we'll only get farther from her range while Ryan comes upon it. Ryan's got 1 year to bag himself some Courtney. I'm convinced of it.

And hell, Ryan, women never stick to this shit. You do this right and in 6 months she'll totally break down after a few drinks and compromise her rules. They always do. The rules are just there to get you working. So go to work, little fella.

[Ryan Who Loves Punk]

Already did.

Oh, you meant something else.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

luckylopez said:

So go to work, little fella.

That's what she's gonna say.

Kid-Ryan I want to help you nail the Dirty Pirate Hooker so make sure you brush up on your movie trivia (although it probably won't take much to beat her) and especially memorize every line from Shawshank. Ask her if she wants to be Boggs and you be Andy. She'll love it, trust me.

[Lucky]

fsolomon75 said:

luckylopez said:

So go to work, little fella.

That's what she's gonna say.

Good one. A wise man once told me "Go eat some pussy and get people talking. Once they know you'll do it you'll get more dates."

Dating tips from old, drunk, horny, former IRA, laborers. Can't beat it.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

I just noticed that the ads are different for each thread, and seem to be inspired by the title. One ad for this thread was for a D&D site and one was for rare polyhedral dice.

[Courtney]

fsolomon75 said:

Ask her if she wants to be Boggs and you be Andy. She'll love it, trust me.

Very nice! But Ryan would have to spend a long time educating himself on movies to be in my league. A long time. By then, he'll have snared him an email-loving chick.

[Lucky]

outbackjack said:

I just noticed that the ads are different for each thread, and seem to be inspired by the title.

Hey, look at that! Its an ad for Ryan! And... African Home Decor?

[Loki]

courtney said:

Very nice! But Ryan would have to spend a long time educating himself on movies to be in my league. A long time. By then, he'll have snared him an email-loving chick.

Uhmm. I would think that emo-Ryan would have to spend some time learning how to be a man first. A bit less of this:



Then he could worry about movies.

[atothej]

I'm 25, just saying. . .

[Lucky]

GET SOME, AJ!




We used to do that in college all the time. It is so much fucking fun. Whenever you see your buddy talking to a girl in the distance you let out a nice big "GET SOME, _____!". SO much fun. Until it happens to you and you're mortified.

[williamssl]

DUUUUDE!!! We did that and variations of it too:

Walking up, interrupting, and giving a condom and saying "Looks like ____________ is gonna get some. You may need this".

If we knew the girl's name singing/yelling "_________ and _________, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Getting a gal friend to go and kiss or lick the other guy (or gal) in the ear.


Playblocking, we called it. Playblocking. And yes...what goes around always came around.


EDIT: Thx for triggering that memory! Exalt once I'm able.

[Lucky]

Oh yeah, that stuff was always fun. The "Get Some" game just developed with us to an insane degree. It got to a point where you could be with your professor and one would get let out. And the true beauty of it was the surprise nature of it. If a buddy walks up to you and hands you a condom he embarrasses you but he also clearly identifies himself as the ass. If a couple of friend walk by singing you make feel foolish but they look like kids. But you're talking to a girl and all of sudden "GET SOME, CHRIS!" just rings out through the air. No idea where it came from, no idea who did it. There's noone there to take some of that blame. It just all falls on you. It was beautiful. Even when you weren't macking on someone it still was used and you'd still be embarrassed as all hell.

But I have no doubt that we all had forms of it. Ritual humiliations of your friends is just natural. I just loved that version so fucking much. Playblocking, cockblocking. All the same. It doesn't work quite the same way once you leave a college campus.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Funny you mention that... one of my female co-workers did that to me recently while I was talking to another dude. She walked up beside me and said, "Oooh Freddy's gonna get some."

Real fuckin' funny. She should sign up so I can smite her.

[williamssl]

Don't leave us in suspense. Did you?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Sadly no. Sorry to disappoint you, Tex.

[Attitude Adjuster]

My friends and I were always past tense. Out of the blue, someone would say "Didya do her?"

[Andy]

courtney said:

my age limit is 18-25.

<---23.

You don't wanna waste your time with that old codger a-toothed-j. I'm taller, younger and I don't know him personally, but I can tell from his posts that my penis is bigger.

Not like, scary bigger, but it is bigger.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

figureforeskin said:

I can tell from his posts that my penis is bigger.

Listen to the boy, Court. It's so big he was forced to drive a truck to stash the sumbitch. The Legend of FF is known from Truckee to TJ.

[Courtney]

It's amazing how now even Ryan's smite thread is about me. ;D

[Ryan Who Loves Punk]

No, what's amazing is how ugly you are!

OH SNAP SUPER QUADRUPLE ICE BURNAGE!

[Courtney]

Well, I guess if Ryan couldn't see pics of me and email was his only option, I'd be considered a beauty.

[salmonjunkie]

hu huh. huh huh. huh huh... Ryan's karma is negative 69. huh huh. huh huh. huh huh...

[Courtney]

Shut Up, Beavis! ;D