Y'know how giving psychofish and loki crap became much more fun once we found out about their "obsessions" with Thor and Transformers? Or that Pun went to "HOT!HOT!HOT!" school?
This thread is for intentionally giving everybody ammo to use against you, to make the smite talk more fun.
All right, I guess I have to start then:
You could probably guess this from the fact that I never post in that subforum, but I've never enjoyed real sports (as opposed to pro wrestling.) I took "Individual Sports" in high school in order to take care of my PE requirement as painlessly as possible. A little uncoordinated golf and badminton and that was that. If not for Texas's explanation of tournament seeding in the "Superhero Showdown" thread, the "Fight for the Right" tournament going on in TNA right now would have had me completely confused. (Rather than just mildly befuddled.)
Going hand-in-hand with "no male role model to initiate me in the manly ways of manly men" theme, I also never acquired a taste for beer. (Or wine, for that matter, but wine isn't such a manly thing.) I don't drink that often, but when I do, I usually ask for a Mike's. I like the cranberry best, if they have it.
So, liking Mike's better than beer, that's pretty good ammo, yeah? Definitely mockable, but I'm not sure if a theme could be built around it like thorfag and Optimus Prime. I'll keep thinking about it.
So, does anyone else want to give us jackasses more ammo for ripping on you?
Post by williamssl on Oct 28, 2006 12:30:15 GMT -5
I'm a Republican. R-E-P-U-B-L-I-C-A-N
My office at work is 50/50 WWE shrine / Reagan shrine. In addition to my Stone Cold life size cardboard cutout and multiple PPV posters framed on walls, I also have a life size Ronald Reagan cardboard cutout and various framed posters from his various campaigns.
So long, positive karma. Was nice knowing you.
And serg - was gonna exalt you for this great thread idea but then the Mike's thing cancelled it out.
Last Edit: Oct 28, 2006 12:31:33 GMT -5 by williamssl
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
Ah, let's see. You guys have all the reasons in the world to smite me. Let's see:
(1) I'm a woman. (2) My av is a chick kicking a guy in the balls. (3) I could probably drink all of you under the table. (4) I hate all sports except hockey. (5) I haven't and never will post a picture of me pointing to my boobs. (6) I can kick all your asses at Scene-It, including Solly's (7) Did I mention I'm a woman?
Isn't that enough? If not, then fuck all football teams and baseball teams. SPORTS SUCK!!!***
And I want a custom status.
***except hockey
Last Edit: Oct 29, 2006 2:20:31 GMT -5 by Courtney
When I was 18, I was a server at a resort (not really a waiter, as the meals were either buffet or limited-menu--it was a "Would you like the chicken or the beef? And to drink?" kind of job.)
I was just as much a music geek then as now, but I still hated country at that point. I mainly liked new wave (or new-wavey rock) and old black stuff like Sam Cooke and Motown.
I was living in staff housing where there was one TV in the common room and no cable. This is worthy of mention because I wouldn't have made the embarrassing mistake that's coming up if I'd been watching my MTVs.
I'd noticed the song "Georgia on My Mind" on hit radio a couple of times, and wondered why a good old record like that was getting a revival--I assumed it must have been featured on a soundtrack album, like The Contour's "Do You Love Me" had a few years earlier.
The lead server was a tough old bird--the type of person who'd say "let's rock and roll!" (meaning "let's get to work," not "let's party") but (apparently) only listened to country.
One day, we were either setting up or cleaning up in the dining room, and "Georgia" came on, and she said something like "Bleh! Change that shit!"
I came to Ray Charles's defense, basically calling her a philistine and possibly implying that she was a racist. Then I learned three things:
1) She actually loved Ray Charles.
2) She had gone to see Ray Charles live once.
3) The song on the radio was not Ray Charles, but a travesty of a cover by Michael Bolton.
So, I confused Ray Charles with Michael Bolton in front of all of my coworkers. Top that!
Post by Jack Quinn on Oct 29, 2006 11:13:38 GMT -5
I exalted you for that. The pain and humiliation of confusing Michael Bolton with any sort of good music is humiliation enough, there is no reason to smite you on top of that.
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
Post by williamssl on Oct 29, 2006 16:53:37 GMT -5
Let me get this straight. I display common sense and flee from teh high cost of living traffic ridden place known as Southern California and I'm the one getting smited? Well, I do miss KROQ.
I was out there this past week on business. I turn on the TV and what do I see? A Dianne Fucking Feinstein campaign ad. Argh. Feinstein and Boxer are your Senators. More reason to leave....
I also visited by brother's $400k ~1200 square foot condo....
And I'll take the smite as opposed to being the one who makes your penis hurt. I can't believe I typed that.... Only here.
Edited because I can't spell that bitch senator's name right. Wait - they're both bitches. I was specifically referring to Feinstein.
Last Edit: Oct 29, 2006 16:59:35 GMT -5 by williamssl
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
Post by Outback Frito Pendejo on Oct 30, 2006 9:14:59 GMT -5
I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.[My5:]
yeah Jack you got smoted for that. If you are gonna be a closet Bolton fan, that's fine. But when you admit it in public? Just hand in your testicles to the nearest testicle deposit box (Solly) at first opportunity.
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
Post by Outback Frito Pendejo on Oct 30, 2006 9:20:36 GMT -5
What if - and believe me this is hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?
Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.[My5:]
I hate Michael Bolton. Can't stand him. Cats being tortured is sweetest melody compared to his music.
That said, I exalted you. You, OBJ, are truly secure in your masculinity if you can publicly admit to being a Bolton fan and not give a shit what anyone else thinks.
Hats off to you for your bravery, even if your music taste is questionable.