This is quite possibly the greatest title for a news article that I've ever seen.

Woman Gives Man $3,200 To Exorcise Demons Out Of Her Evil Vagina Using His Magical Penis

smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/08/ghostbuster-demons-in-vagina#ixzz2d6pN4sLo

Mid 70's all week here. A friend of mine from Chicago was bitching on FB today about it being 71 degrees there.

BC and Tommy are alive, so there's that.

FINALLY....THE SON OF GOD HAS COME BACK...TO....MONROE OHIO!

www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/state/ohio-church-dedicates-iconic-hug-me-jesus-statue



also, there is video.

jezebel.com/5954617/cnn-thinks-crazy-ladies-cant-help-voting-with-their-vaginas-instead-of-their-brains

The comments are particularly amusing.

Seriously, if I could vote with my vagina, I'd be using it to make me some money.

(I thought we had a generic weird stories from Ohio thread...)

www.whiotv.com/news/news/local/ohio-womans-husband-is-her-father/nSHL4/

We just got 2 in the last 10 hours. Business as usual on the Best Coast.

True

Still awesome.

Austin, where you get the most bang for your buck.

Outstanding

at the Fort Hood training Base.

and to boot, he was a pretty high ranking person who was a psychiatrist - who was arab, and set to be deployed to Afghanistan. Guess he really didn't want to go...

www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/06/texas.fort.hood.shootings/index.html

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The CNN Special Investigations Unit looks into the causes and effects of the Fort Hood shootings, Saturday at 8 p.m. ET on CNN TV.
Fort Hood, Texas (CNN) -- Investigators looking into a massacre at the nation's largest military base pieced through the gruesome scene Friday morning and raided the home of the alleged gunman, searching for answers.
Military officials at Fort Hood also faced another, equally difficult task: notifying the families of the 13 people killed Thursday inside a military processing center.
"Today on Fort Hood, we will observe a day of mourning, remembering in our thoughts and prayers the victims of this incident," said Col. John Rossi, deputy commanding general at the base.
The alleged shooter, Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, a psychiatrist who worked in a hospital at the base, is blamed for the deaths of 12 soldiers and one civilian, military officials said.
Another 30 people were wounded; 28 of them required hospitalization. About half required surgery, and all were in stable condition Friday morning, said Col. Steven Braverman, hospital commander at Fort Hood.
In news interviews Friday, the base's commander, Lt. Gen. Bob Cone, said witnesses have reported that the gunman yelled "Allahu Akbar" -- Arabic for "God is great" -- during the rampage. Cone said investigators had not confirmed that.
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The police officer who shot the gunman, ending the massacre, was among the wounded. Officer Kimberly Munley of the Fort Hood Police Department "just happened very fortunately to be very close to the incident scene," Cone told CNN's "American Morning."
She shot the gunman four times and was wounded in an exchange of gunfire with him.
"Really a pretty amazing and aggressive performance by this police officer," Cone said.
Exact details of what happened remain unclear. Investigators were looking into whether some soldiers may have been shot accidentally by others trying to shoot the gunman. Investigators are analyzing "all the rounds, the trajectories, all the weapons, all the shots, where they came from," Rossi said. "That will be determined by the investigators."
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The central question they're investigating is what may have cause a member of the military to shoot his comrades -- particularly one trusted with helping others achieve a healthier mental state.
"He took care of soldiers with behavioral health problems and also evaluated people who had disability evaluations," Braverman told reporters Friday morning.
Asked whether Hasan, 39, had seemed adequately prepared for his job, Braverman responded, "We had no indication otherwise."
Hasan had received deployment orders, military officials said. There were conflicting reports as to whether he was to deploy to Iraq or Afghanistan.
Since 2001, Hasan had been telling his family that he wanted to get out of the military but was unsuccessful, said a spokeswoman for his cousin, Nader Hasan. She added that he told his family that he had been taunted after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, the spokeswoman said.
A police SWAT team and FBI agents raided Hasan's apartment early Friday.
CNN obtained surveillance video from a 7-Eleven convenience store in Fort Hood that shows a man -- who according to the store owner is Hasan -- at the cashier's counter about 6:20 a.m. Thursday, about seven hours before the shooting. The man is dressed in traditional Arab garb.
Hasan came in for coffee and hash browns most mornings, the store owner said.
Nader Hasan issued a statement late Thursday on behalf of their family, saying they were "shocked" by the shootings. "We are filled with grief for the families of today's victims," the statement says. "Our family loves America. We are proud of our country, and saddened by today's tragedy."

Yeah Samaranch probably did hurt Chicago, but no one was going to beat Rio de Janeiro so it doesn't matter if they were eliminated first, second, or third. You're eliminated either way. Madrid doesn't get squat for being the runner up. Chicago needs to quit bitching (is that possible?)

Mariotti was in Copenhagen, so yeah, let's blame him.

Come to Scotland, we'll show you how it's done.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8254295.stm

You can guarantee it will be served at the wake.

Belated exalt!

I thought Swine Flu was gonna kill us all. I went to Disney World last week and do you know how many Swine Flu masks I saw?

Zero.

What a crock of overblown media shit.

Perhaps you'll get an email about Friday being Hawaiian shirt day.

Its always cracked me up that the Pulitzer is seen by many as this last symbol of truly great journalism and integrity when its just an ego boost for the guy who basically invented the shit we complain about with today's media over a century ago.

My town's senior elected official is (was) a rich guy who basically bought the election and chose to take only a dollar as salary, because he was a big philanthropist who was taking time away from his hedge fund to helpl the town, in between his many other works of charity. Turns out, when a university or pension fund invested with him, he and his partner would pocket the $ and put an IOU into the fund in its place. Normally someone stealing half a billion dollars would be big news, but thanks to Madoff he's somewhat below the radar. My friend who got screwed out of the election is taking the high road and not complaining when reporters track him down.

That would be a cool St-Pat's t-shirt. All it needs it's so sort of beer reference.