[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is backstage, doing...um, whatever wrestlers do between shows backstage. She sees Mai's promo and smirks. An SFJ walks up.

SFJ: I couldn't help but see you smirking. Do you have any predictions for you match with Mai?

FW: No...should be a good 'un.

SFJ: Um....

FW: Look, some of the best matches are between former friends. You got Shawn Michaels and Marty Janetty...Raven and Tommy Dreamer...James Storm and Chris Harris not a bad one....

SFJ: So you're saying that this feud will be--

FW: Not even in the same league as those. No, my issues with Mai are categorically different from those. If ... and this is a big if ... if our in ring program goes beyond tomorrow night....then this feud will stand alone. Not because of it's in ring awesomeness, which is enough. But because of one simple thing that is totally different from all those other feuds.

SFJ: .....you're both women?

FW: *batistalaugh* no, no no no....but nice of you to continue the hegemonic masculine narrative that the only thing we could possibly contribute is related to our genitalia.

SFJ: .....huh?

FW: The difference here is that the bad guy isn't the one that turned on the good guy.

SFJ: But--

FW: Mai, the good girl, turned her back on me. She says she won't put her legs on the ropes, or grab a handful of tights, or do whatever dastardly things she could do to win. No, not Mai. She's a role model for those little girls that buy her stuff. Role models ALWAYS do the right thing. She talks about examples.

Well, Mai, what kind of example do you set for those girls? That if a friend disappoints you, you just kick them to the curb? That if she is sick, gets hospitalized, that you aren't there for her? That you don't even fucking visit? *slow golf clap* Great role model.....totally what Jesus would do, Mai....

SFJ: So that's why you burned her bracelet.

FW: Way to keep up. And that's why I am not going to care the slightest bit if she's going to cheat or not cheat. Here's what I know. I have my own fan club. My own girls that sit in the front row and wear the sparkly Firewoman head bands. They may look up to me, I don't know. They may even want to be me. So I OWE it to them, to NOT take that kind of disrespect sitting down, to have a backbone, and stand up for myself. If I can inspire them to do that?

Firewoman Quinn-smirks again.

FW: Well, that totally sparkles with me.

Firewoman walks past the SFJ, bumping shoulders, to leave.

[Chris Eco]

The same SFJ from Fire's promo walks up to Mai as she's taping her wrists.

SFJ: Mai, we got to catch up with the Intercontinental Champion Firewoman earlier today -

Mai: I saw.

SFJ: She asked what kind of example -

Mai: Am I setting. Am I telling young girls to walk away from their friends?

Yeah. Yeah I am.

If you have a friend that bullies others, that lies, cheats, and mistreats others, and is unrepentant about it? Then you walk away. You tell the person you will not be friends with someone so toxic to others. There are values higher than personal loyalty. Look, LD Williams and I believe many of the same things. I like LD. It's hard not to. But he puts loyalty first among his values, and he makes choices about who he's going to stand with based on that. We aspire to different sorts of sainthood.

SFJ: She says it's about respect.

Mai: Respect . . . none of us are worthy of respect, but I think I know what she means. Firewoman . . . she is worthy of love, and I know that there have been times that I have failed to love her. Because even when you walk away from someone, you should do it in love. And I haven't shown her love in my rebukes. And that's on me. No excuses.

SFJ: WIth all due respect, can you try to take someone's championship as an act of love?

Mai looks at the SFJ sadly, but sweetly.

Mai: I don't know. I hope so.

FADE

[wyattcox]

(Chloe is pushing a pallet jack with a large packing crate with “PCPL” written on it toward the Saints of Sinners dressing room while having an animated discussion with..nobody. She's stopped by an intrepid SFJ.)

SFJ: Chloe...

Chloe: Not now, I'm busy...

SFJ: But tonight....

Chloe: We will hit Banned From Everywhere so hard....

SFJ: Oh, come on...

Chloe: Look, given the tag teams now in the OOWF, and we're defending tonight against....

(Pounding comes from inside the crate. Chloe looks puzzled as she grabs a crowbar from a stagehand and opens the crate. Out comes the Black Hand along with several empty Mason Jars. Chloe grabs Tavian by the hair and he is apologetic.)

Chloe: AGAIN!

Tavian: Forgive us, Mistress. The Hillbilly...

Chloe: Save it for Jack. Just....just get this out of here and go tell Jack what happened.

Tavian: Yes, Mistress.

(The Black Hand unsteadily moves the crate toward the Saint's dressing room as Chloe composes herself.)

Chloe: As I was saying,...(turning away and holding her ears) Shut up! (Turning back to the SFJ) As I was saying, you've got the Murphys, you've got Ecogimp and Tightass, you've even got the Dark Mistress and Chrissy. So why are we defending against these two...two...

SFJ: Former champions?

Chloe: Yeah...guess we gotta. (Turning away) Yeah, I know. (turning back)

SFJ: Ecosystem and Tytan....

Chloe: (Snaps fingers and smiles) Oh yeah! Juni, gotta give you credit. You've done things I'll never be able to do. Your scam on Fire was brilliant. Your armed takeover of the company, that was sweet. But when it comes to what goes on...INSIDE that ring? Well, not so good lately. Nice to see you remember what damage my baby and I did to you. When Jack and I get you and your boy Tytan in the ring, it won't be for croissants and lattes. But you know that.

SFJ: Tonight...

Chloe: (Sighs) OK, OK, I'll admit it. Banned from Everywhere is a credible team, though the way they act isn't. I still believe that Jack and I will walk out of the ring tonight the OOWF tag team champions in spite of...(Turning away) They will not! (turning back) In spite of their amazing...oh screw this...

(Chloe walks away, arguing with...who knows...as the cameras fade)

[fasteddiek]

(Tytan is walking and gets stopped by and SFJ.)

SFJ: Tytan, it seems like your recent comments have stirred the pot care to comment?

Tytan: Wow, aren't you brilliant. Isn't that what is suppose to happen? And the only reason it's so is because the champs haven't face a team like us. So Chloe you want to talk about what you are going to do to me when you and Moose get me in the ring.

(Batista laughs)

Who do you think you are dealing with a bunch of amateurs. We have both held every title in this federation one time or another and I know so has your partner and I do have respect for that. But what have you done? What's your track record? Face it Chloe you and the voices in your head aren't even in the same league as us.  You want blood. We will give you blood. You want violence we know how to do that to. You want a war? Really? We are more then willing to go there as well.

You see it comes down to this.

"The doubters said, "Man could not fly."
The doers said,"Maybe, but we'll try.
Ans finally soared
In the morning glow,
While the non-believers 
Watched from below."

SFJ: Who was that?

Tytan: Bruce Lee.

           Chloe, Moose. Let me break it down for you in the simplest words.
           Something I know you will understand.

WE are coming to take what you have and we will do it.
So doubt all you want.
Cause you will just watch as we hold those tag-titles high as we kick you in the teeth.

(Tytan walks off and meets up with Ecosystem.)

Eco: Quoting Bruce Lee now?

Tytan: It fit and just added my spin to it.

Eco: Not bad. Now let's go take care of these practice dummies.

(FADE)

[Moosehead Jack]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Valletta, Malta
March 11, 2015

MATT FOLZ vs. RORY ALBRIGHT

"Paradise City" plays and the crowd boos as Rory Albright makes his way to the ring escorted by Carrie Weisz. The crowd roars as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz comes down. Matt shakes his head and shrugs at the crowd, as if to say "Why the fuck are you cheering for me?"

Rory starts attacking immediately, jumping on Matt as he comes through the ropes. Matt quickly reverses and starts chopping Rory hard as the bell rings. Matt sends Rory off the ropes and hits a picture perfect spinebuster. He picks Rory up and gets right in his face as the microphones pick Matt up saying "Am I paying enough attention to you now bitch?" before slapping Rory hard across the face. Matt hits a swinging neckbreaker and then scoops up Rory before dropping him chest first across the top rope. Matt looks to complete the slingshot suplex, but Carrie grabs his foot from the outside and Rory falls on top for a 2 count.

Matt gets to his feet first, but Rory takes him down with a leg trip then nails him with a lariat. Rory hits a huge delayed vertical suplex and then a bridging German Suplex for 2. Albright pulls Folz to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. As Folz hits the mat, he pops back to his feet and Albright catches him with a drop kick to the jaw!. Folz staggers back to the corner and Albright charges in and nails him with a running forearm to the side of the head. Folz staggers out of the corner and Albright hits the ropes and DESTROYS him with a clothesline. The former Onslaught Champion then rolls Folz into a La Magistral cradle for a very close two count. Albright picks Folz up and doubles him over with a knee to the gut and then charges..... but Folz ducks and puts Albright into an STF. Folz wrenches it in but Albright is too close to the ropes. Folz breaks but Albright hits a low blow as Carrie distracts the referee. The crowd boos as we see Christian Carter come out of the crowd and slide into the ring. Albright is holding Folz as Carter swings wearing a pair of brass knuckles. Carter swings but Folz ducks and Carter lays out Albright instead. Carter tries to hit Folz again, but Matt ducks and backdrops him over the top rope. The referee turns around as Folz covers Albright. 1...2....3.
WINNERS in 7:35 Matt Folz

ECOSYSTEM & TYTAN vs. ROAD BANGER THRASH & DEMON SMOKE

Very good back and forth match, RBT and Smoke are gelling as a team. Eco and Tytan initially take them lightly, but several near falls get their attention real quick. The end comes when Eco has RBT set up for the ENF, but Chloe walks down the ramp. Tytan hops off the apron and goes after her, with the ref distracted, Smoke sneaks in and KILLS Eco with a SUPERKICK, RBT grabs him, sets him up and hits the LAST RIDE! He covers, and gets the three count just before Tytan can get back for the save. What an upset!
WINNERS in 17:11 – Road Banger Thrash & Demon Smoke

MURPHY’S LAW vs. ROYALTY

Well, that crappy Lorde song is playing and out comes Christian Carter and Alexis Darling. They embrace at the top of the ramp and walk to the ring ignoring the crowd. Alexis takes the microphone from the timekeeper as they enter the ring.

“I don't get it. We are ROYALTY! We should be facing Moose and his little bimbo Chloe for the Tag Team Championships. Instead....”

Carter grabs the microphone out of Lexie's hands.

“Do NOT call Chloe Neal a bimbo!”

That elicits a shocked reaction from Lexie, but Carter puts up his hand.

“Because that's insulting to Bimbos around the world!”

Lexie and the crowd laughs. Carter continues.

“We should be challenging the Aints for the Tag Team Championships, but what are we doing? We're having to face two, uncouth, drunken Irish siblings, begotten by their drunken, Australian father....”

...and that's as far as Carter gets, as the Murphys hit the ring and go after Royalty as the referee calls for the bell and the battle officially begins.

The match never gets into a traditional tag match as all four are always going at it, whether it's inside our outside the ring. Lexie and DK are outside the ring brawling away and using everything out there that's not tied down on the other. Inside the ring Carter and Dee are going toe to toe with each other. The referee is giving them both a ton of latitude wanting there to be a decision. The referee sticks his head outside the ring to warn Lexie and DK when Dee goes for the Chomp but Carter reverses it, sending Dee flying into the referee and the referee out of the ring.

That brings out Alexander Darling and Rory Albright to administer the beatdown. Alexander and Rory put DK through the Albanian Announce Table, then Lexie and Alexander enter to show Dee what it feels like to be on the receiving end of a Darling Bombshell! Alexander and Rory roll out of the ring and back up the ramp as Carter helps the referee back into the ring. Lexie muscles up the much larger Dee Murphy for a Bitch Killer, then puts one foot on her chest as the referee administers a very slow three count.
WINNERS in 18:40 – Royalty!

Alexander and Rory (joined by Carrie) wait at the top of the ramp for their stablemates to make it up the ramp and all of Royalty raises their hands in victory. Meanwhile trainers make their way out of the back to check on DK, Dee, and the referee, all of whom are still down inside the ring.

GHOSTHEAD & CHAD MADISON vs. LD WILLIAMS & MIRANDA WILLIAMS

Handshakes all around to start, including, somewhat surprisingly, from Ghost, plus a little nod of…….respect? to LD Williams. The match starts slowly with all four trying to feel one another out. As things pick up, both teams show exceptional teamwork, probably slightly better from the Williams’. The crowd is solidly behind both teams and roar for every move, counter and near fall. Finally, after nearly 45 minutes, Miranda stuns Chad with a savate kick to the head, then tags in LD. As he comes in Chad tries a clothesline, but LD ducks it and gabs Madison and takes him to the mat with a BACKSLIDE, Chad probably could have kicked out of it, but while LD was hooking the move, Miranda climbed the ropes and hit a DOUBLE FACE STOMP on the cowboy as he hit the mat! MAdison never had a chance there. As LD keeps his shoulders on the canvas for three, Miranda cuts Ghost off from making the save, and the Williams get the win.
WINNERS in 45:39 – LD & Miranda Williams

After the match Miranda helps Chad to his feet and offers a handshake. Madison, obviously frustrated by a loss takes a moment, then nods when he hears the crowd roaring for what had been a great match, and shakes hands. Ghost is slightly hesitant at first as well, then nods and shakes as well. The crowd eats it up.

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. TOMMY WILDER – Non Title Proving Ground Match

This match is being held under special rules. It's a non title match, however if Wilder lasts 20 minutes, he gets a future title shot against the World Champ. Wilder makes his entrance to raucous cheers. He clearly is a fan favorite, slapping hands the way down the ramp and all the way around the ring, before scaling the turnbuckle, and then doing a double flip into the center of the ring. The crowd roars it's appreciation. Then the lights dim, and so does the crowd's attitude. The World Champion appears at the top and makes his way down, cocky smile on his face, and Firewoman walks by his side, arm in arm. If there's any discord between the Wrestling's Number 1 Super Couple, it's not showing now. Darling hands his belt to Fire, who exits to go sit at the announcer booth. The clock on the OOWFTron reads 20:00:00 and when the bell rings it begins the count down.

Wilder attacks imediately..and immediately Darling powders out, walking around the ring, making a mockery of doing some stretches and warm ups, and basically eating time off the clock. Wilder protests and the referee tries to convince Darling to get back in, which after about a minute, he finally does. He and Wilder circle, and he repeatedly sidesteps Wilder's attempts to lock up. He smirks, and continues his warm ups. Wilder finally gives up, and then points to the clock, suggesting this is kind of a stupid strategy, and the match writer now has to rethink how she was going to approach this. Kayfabe shakes a finger at her, and we see Darling sort of nod that maybe Wilder is right. They go to lock up and ... again Darling powders out? He doesn't waste time getting back in this time, though. A frustrated Wilder starts to complain to the referee, something about wanting a legit win when *BAM* Darling is now in the match for real, hammering away at the momentarily distracted Wilder with very stiff strikes, and probably some that are questionable in terms of the openness of the fist. Wilder retreats to the corner but Darling doesn't let up, and has to be pulled away by the referee. Darling glares before armdragging Wilder out of the corner and transitioning into an armbar that's likely to wrench Wilder's arm out of the socket. Wilder struggles but it's in vein. Darling transitions smoothly into a chicken-wing armlock, and then smoothly nails a DDT. He's World Champion for a reason folks, and seems bent on using Wilder to remind everyone of that. He goes for the pin, but Wilder's arm is up at two.

Wilder goes on a bit of offense now as he kips up before Darling can get to his feet. He kicks Darling in the side of the head which brings Fire out of her seat to ringside. Wilder puts the boots to Darling, and then does some stellar rope work with elbow drops and leg drops. He gets to the side of the ropes where Firewoman is, and she grabs his foot so he can't leave. He turns to yell at her, and that gives Darling enought time to recover, and he goes for the sneaky roll up. One...NO! Tommy kicks out and hits the ropes again, this time for a baseball slide into Darling. BUT Darling moves at the last minute, so Wilder slides right into Firewoman. Wilder and Firewoman both hit the floor. Wilder gets to his feet to check on Firewoman, since he's a face and all and it was an accident. Fire holds her head in pain, weakly pushing him away, until....BOOM!...big uppercut to Wilder, as Fire was playing possum. Wilder tries to see thorugh the stars as Darling in the ring counts down. We're at the 7 minute mark and it's looking like this was all big ploy between Fire and Alex, as Fire stands over him.

The ploy comes to an end though, as the referee points at Fire and then points to the back. She protests, however there's no arguing with the referee here, so after a nod from Alex, Fire goes to the back before any more time is eaten up. Wilder is recovering and glares after her as she goes (still waving her arms, protesting the injustice of it all). He's a big rejuvenated as he sees time left and rolls into the ring. He and Alex exchange hockey punches, before Alex dodges a bit and maneuvers around to get Wilder in the Darling Vice. Wilder searches in vain for ropes and such, and finding none within reach starts the face-power-up to weaken the hold. He' successful and kicks Darling off. They struggle to their feet again and the two men engage in a lengthy 10 minutes or so of exchanges of big moves. Darling runs through his repetoire of indie-head drops, and Wilder keeps coming back for more. Wilder catches Alex on a run to the corner and sidesteps, setting up the Crash and Burn but on the third German Suplex, Darling is able to counter by landing on his feet and grabbing Wilder from behind for a sick neckbreaker across his knee. Darling runs the ropes for a Shining Wizard, which Wilder catches and spins Darling around, throwing him into the corner. Darling slumps down and Wilder rushes in for BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAI (which he also yells). Darling crumples and Wilder pulls him to the center, one...two..NOOOO!

We're down to the 17 minute mark, and both men are getting fatigued, yet not giving up. Darling knows the time is getting close and really pulls out the stops with an Emerald Frosion. He makes the pin...one...two...NO~! Wilder kicks out and gets to his feet uneasily. Darling isn't so very steady either, so they both take a breather, but Darling knows he's got to do something. Two minutes left, and Darling grabs Wilder by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Wilder bounces out and Darling drops him with a drop toe hold and then twists around and DEATH BY DARLING~! One minute left! Will Wilder tap? No!! He will not. He will use his inherent flippiness to reverse and fall back, pinning Darling to the mat. One...two...NO!!!

The reversal gives Wilder new legs...sort of. He's still exhausted, but goes on offense, dragging Darling to his feet by the hair and hitting a bunch of uppercuts. He whips him into the ropes and takes him down with a massive clothesline. He scrambles to the top of the turnbuckle, and mugs for the crowd...he starts to fly and .... NO! Darling moves!! Too much showboating! But it sort of doesn't matter because...

BZZZZZT!!! Time is up! Wilder has earned his title shot! Darling is apoplectic. Wilder recovers from his miss, and as Darling turns, Wilder kicks him in the gut...GRAVITY KILLS! Wilder makes the pin and one..two...THREE!
WINNER in 23:47 - Tommy Wilder

DRE GAINES vs. STANK – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

“Skin” plays and Stank makes his way to the ring. The crowd is not very high on the Saints of Sinners member, but its nothing he hasn’t heard before. One brave fan holds out a Sigma Alpha Epsilon sign, Stan grabs it and tears it in half, then threatens the man with death, the man quickly shrinks and runs away. Stank smirks and continues on to the ring. “Started From the Bottom” plays and Dre Gaines comes out, and the place explodes. Dre makes his way to the ring slapping hands with the fans, but never taking his eyes off of Stank. He gets to the ring and leaps onto the apron and steps between the ropes. The referee takes the onslaught championship and holds it in the air, then orders the two to the middle of the ring for the handshake. Dre walks to the middle and extends his hand, Stank meets him with a double bird to the face. The crowd boos this loudly, the referee calls for the bell and the match is underway.

Stank and Dre move to lock up and Stank SLAPS the rookie across the face. Dre takes it and takes a deep breath, then looks at Stank, so Stank does it again, dropping Dre to one knee. Dre gets back to his feet and unleashes a barrage of kicks to the side of Stank’s legs, then lands a spinning back hand that sends Stank against the ropes. Dre grabs Stank and whips him to the ropes and lands a clothesline, but Stank remains on his feet. Dre backs off and goes for another clothesline, but Stank grabs him and hits a SPINEBUSTER! Stank mounts Dre and rains punches down on the rookies face, the referee tries to get him to stop, but Stank ignores him, only finally stopping when he draws a warning.

Stank has used his first referee warning

Stank pulls Dre to his feet and backs him into the corner, whips him across the ring, Dre hits the turnbuckles HARD and staggers out, Stank LEVELS him with a clothesline. Stank bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across Dre’s chest and covers, but Dre kicks out at two.

Stank pulls Dre to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt, Dre takes a step back and regroups, Stank tries to grab him but Dre knees him in the gut and ROCKS him with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT. Stank staggers backward, Dre hits a second, then a third, then lands another knee to the gut and pulls Stank into a front face lock, no, he’s not going to……Dre lifts Stank for a SUPLEX and HOLDS HIM IN THE AIR! The fans start to count and Dre amazingly holds the big man in the air for fifteen seconds before falling back to the mat. Dre floats over and covers, but Stank kicks out at two.

Dre gets to his feet first and waits until Stank is on one knee, then hits the ropes and drops him to the mat with a RUNNING KNEE LIFT! Stank is counting the lights. Dre grabs his legs and tries to turn him over in a BOSTON CRAB. Stank fights the move, but after several attempts, Dre turns the move over and sits down on the small of Stank’s back. The referee is right there to check on Stank and asks him if he wants to quit, Stank not-so-politely tells him where he can cram his head. Stank tries to power out of it, but Dre is too low. Finally after several agonizing minutes, Stank reaches the bottom rope and forces the break.

Stank has used his first rope break

Dre waits for Stank to stand up, staying behind him the whole time. When he stands up, Dre grabs him and spins him around and lifts him onto his shoulders for an F5 but Stank slips free and KILLS Dre with a clubbing clothesline to the back of the head! Stank grabs Dre and pulls him back so he is on his knees, then locks on the CATCH-22! Dre fights the move, but he is very quickly in a world of trouble. Stank snarls as he cinches in the hold, Dre fights for all he has. He reaches for the ropes, but is just slightly short. He is fading quickly so he better do something soon. Dre scoots around and JUST manages to get the toe of his boot on the bottom rope forcing the break, and saving his title.

Dre has used his first rope break

Stank grabs Dre and pulls him to his knees, Dre fires shots into Stank’s midsection, but they have little effect. Stank repeatedly SLAMS his knees into Dre’s face. The rookie slumps back into the corner, his head resting on the bottom turnbuckle. Stank gets a running start and charges in and DESTROYS Dre with another knee to the face. He grabs the rookie’s legs and drags him to the middle of the ring and covers, but somehow Dre rolls his shoulder at two.

Stank snarls at the referee, then pulls Dre off the mat and lifts him onto his shoulders for the STANK-U, but Dre lands repeated elbows to Stank’s face staggering the big man. Dre slips off Stank’s shoulders and spins Stank around, bear hugs him and takes him to the mat with an OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! The crowd erupts at this, both men remain on the mat. The referee starts the ten count. The crowd urges Dre to his feet, Stank manages to get to one knee at seven, while Dre stands up at nine, then falls back against the ropes.

Stank tries to charge Dre, but Dre stops him cold with a big boot to the face. Stank staggers but doesn’t go down. Dre charges in and connects with another boot to the face, but Stank still doesn’t go down. Finally Dre takes a step back and connects with a SUPERKICK that drops Stank to one knee! Dre grabs Stank and sets him up and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! HOLY FUCK! I think the ring moved six inches from the impact! But Stank hits the turnbuckles and charges out, Dre takes him to the mat with a DROP TOE HOLD, then locks Stank in the CATTLE MUTILATION! Stank howls in pain and quickly works around and gets his foot on the bottom rope forcing another break.

Stank uses his second rope break

Dre gets to his feet and pulls Stank up and runs him into the corner and slams his head on the turnbuckle. Stank is dazed and in some trouble now. Dre lifts him and sets the big man on the top rope. He climbs up behind him and hooks him for a REVERSE SUPLEX, but Stank fights out of it and lands an elbow to Dre’s jaw that sends him off the ropes. Dre lands on his feet and charges right back in and hops on the middle ropes and grabs Stank for a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX, but Stank POPS him in the face with a closed fist, and Dre falls off the ropes like he’s been shot, the camera pans around and we quickly see why, Stank is stuffing what appears to be brass knuckles back into his tights! The crowd boos the shit out of this, but the referee didn’t see a thing!

Stank stands up and balances himself on the top rope, what is he doing? STANKSAULT!!! HOLY SHIT! Dre might be dead! Stank covers, hooking the leg hard, one……two….NO! NOT LIKE THIS…….THREE!
WINNER in 13:39 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Stank

Stank quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs the Onslaught championship, slings it over his shoulder, flips Dre off and heads to the back. Dre slowly gets to his feet and feels the trickle of blood running down the side of his face, realizes what has happened and is LIVID. He bails out of the ring and heads to the back, this is FAR from over.

SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. BANNEDD FROM EVERYWHERE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

“Insane in the Brain” plays and Banned From Everywhere come out. Bill and Justin riding Drunkey and Drunkette, and Ellie May From Elijay riding her likkercycle. They circle the ring and slap hands with the fans that are roaring for them. Bill and Justin dismount and climb into the ring as “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” plays. Moose and Chloe come out from the back, and the crowds cheers instantly turn to boos. The Saints storm the ring and attack Justin and Bill and the fight is ON!

Moose goes after Justin, pinning him in the corner and hammering him with punches to the jaw. Chloe attacks Bill and nails him with a vicious elbow to the side of the head, then clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Chloe slips out after Bill and pulls him to his feet and POSTS him face first! Bill staggers backward and falls to the floor. Chloe gives an evil little grin and threatens Ellie May before sliding back into the ring.

Inside the ring, Justin is blocking punches from Moose, then points to the mat, Moose looks down and Justin catches him with a DOUBLE EYE POKE! Moose drops to his knees, Justin climbs to the middle rope and hits a DOUBLE STOMP to Moose’s back and charges out of the corner at a waiting Chloe. Justin tries to baseball slide between her legs, but Chloe catches him by the throat and pulls him back to his feet, lifts him in the air and DRIVES him to the mat with a CHOKESLAM! The referee orders Chloe out of the ring, she leaves, but first she whips Justin back into the corner, he SLAMS sternum first into the corner, when he staggers backward, Moose grabs him and hits a BACKDROP DRIVER! Moose bridges, but somehow Justin rolls his shoulder at two.

Moose grabs Justin by the hair and pulls him to his feet and points to the Saints corner. Chloe gets her boot on the top rope and Moose slams Justin’s head into her boot. Moose tags in Chloe, Chloe comes in and runs Justin’s face along the top rope. Justin howls in pain, Chloe breaks, but then chokes him on the top rope. She breaks just before the disqualification, then slingshots Justin back to the middle of the ring. Across the ring, Bill is struggling to get to the corner. We see he has been busted open and is pouring blood. Chloe waits until he climbs onto the apron, then charges across the ring and drop kicks him in the ribs, sending him back to the floor.

Chloe turns her attention back to Justin, who is back on his feet. Justin tries to kick Chloe in the gut, but Chloe catches his foot, Justin tries an enzuguri, but Chloe ducks, then grabs Justin around the waist and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Justin sails across the ring and lands hard on the back of his head. Chloe drags him to the middle of the ring and drops repeated elbows across his chest, then covers, but once again Justin kicks out at two. Chloe grabs Justin’s leg and drags him toward the Saints corner and tags in Moose.

Jack climbs to the middle rope and drops an elbow across Justin’s throat. He pulls Justin up and lifts him for another backdrop driver, but Chloe hits the ropes to deliver a SICK KICK first. Chole hits the ropes just as Bill reaches up to pull himself onto the apron! He low bridges Chloe and she tumbles over the top rope and hits the floor. Justin takes the opportunity to run a stunned Moose into the corner and roll him up! One….two….NO! Moose kicks out at two! Jack springs to his feet and tries to grab Justin, but Justin crawls between his legs and lunges toward the BFE corner and makes the tag to Bill!

The crowd roars as Bill comes into the ring. He points at Moose and the crowd yells YOU! Bill reaches for something from Ellie May…….it’s a jar of PCPL! Bill downs the mason jar, Moose charges at Bill, while Justin dives over the top rope at Chloe. The referee is distracted, and Moose gets a mouth full of PCPL! Moose howls in pain and claws at his eyes, Bill grabs Moose by the head and points to the turnbuckle, the crowd roars and Bill slams his head into the turnbuckle ten times. He does this for the remaining three corners then lets Moose go. Jack staggers to the middle of the ring, Bill hits the ropes and DECIMATES him with the MASON DIXON LINE! Bill covers, one……two……NO! Chloe comes in and breaks it up at two!

Chloe pulls Bill to his feet and scoops him up for a slam, but Bill slips over her shoulder and grabs her and Moose by the head, DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Bill grabs Moose and throws him into the BFE corner and tags in Justin, Justin grabs Moose by the head and hits DOUG HATES TOAST! Justin covers Moose, and the crowd counts along ONE……..TWO……..THRE…….NO! Chloe comes in again and makes the save! Justin climbs to the top rope, it looks like he is going for the MOMENT OF CLARITY! Chloe starts into the ring, which brings Bill in. The referee turns to get Bill out of the ring and Chloe races down the apron and clips Justin’s leg crotching him on the top rope!

Moose gets to his feet and hooks Justin, TOP ROPE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! Moose covers a recently deceased Justin, Chloe keeps Bill from making the save, and the Saints get the one, two, three. Dammit.
WINNERS in 16:11 – Saints of Sinners

The bell rings, but the action isn’t over. Moose and Chloe continue to wail on BFE when Tytan and Eco charge the ring. The Saints bail, and for a second, the fans cheer Eco and Tytan for making the save. That is, until they grab Justin and Bill and shoot them over the top rope to the floor. Moose and Chloe slide back into the ring and go nose to nose with Eco and Tytan. Chloe is ready to fight, but Moose just smirks and backs her off. They leave the ring without incident, causing the crowd to boo. The boos turn to cheers when Eco and Tytan turn around and see Justin and Bill standing there. Bill gives Tytan a face full of PCPL then whips him to the ropes and hits the SKY HIGH! Justin also gives Eco a face full of PCPL (probably) then grabs him and hits DOUG HATES TOAST! Eco and Tytan bail out of the ring to regroup. BFE points to both the Saints and Eco and Tytan and dares them to come back. The crowd roars, then boos as security comes down to escort everyone to the back.

FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Mai Muyo enters to a tremendous reaction from the fans. She skips down the aisle, slapping hands, and slides into the ring. She poses on the turnbuckles to even greater cheers, then hops down and stretches in her corner. Mai’s demeanor - and the crowd’s - changes immediately as Firewoman steps through the curtain. The cheers switch to boos and catcalls, and Mai turns to glare up the aisle. Fire seems upset by the crowd’s reaction for a moment, but then smirks and holds her Intercontinental Championship high, encouraging the boos. She strolls to the ring and rolls under the ropes, holding up her championship again as she stands toe-to-toe with Mai. Referee Davis Hightower takes the Championship from Fire and quickly displays it to the crowd before handing it ringside and calling for the bell.


Fire and Mai continue to face off, exchanging words, until Mai suddenly slaps Fire across the face. Fire puts a hand to her cheek and smirks at Mai, as if to say ‘is that all you’ve got?’ Mai lunges, and Fire sidesteps and sends Mai toward the corner. Fire follows a step behind and hits a high knee to the back, driving Mai’s sternum into the turnbuckles. Fire grabs Mai around the waist and drives her to the mat with a German suplex. She bridges. but Mai kicks out at two. Both ladies are up, and Fire throws a punch, but Mai ducks and drives a shoulder into her midsection, slamming her into the corner. Mai whales on Fire with forearms, then sends her across the ring and charges after her. She hits Fire with a Stinger splash, and takes her over with a belly-to-belly suplex. She covers, but Fire kicks out at two.

Mai kicks Fire in the head as she sits up, then follows up with several more that send her back to the mat. Mai goes to the ropes for a legdrop, but Fire rolls out of the way. Fire grabs Mai in a front facelock and sets up a suplex, but Mai blocks. Fire drives a series of knees into her sternum and tries again, and this time takes her over. Fire floats over, but Mai drives an elbow into her jaw before she can cover. Fire rolls away and to her feet, and stomps Mai’s head into the mat. She rolls Mai over and grabs her arms - curbstomp! Fire covers, but Mai rolls a shoulder at two. Fire drags Mai into the corner and sits her up against the turnbuckles, then gets a running start for a dropkick. Mai rolls out to the apron at the last second, and Fire slides through the ropes, ending up sitting on the bottom turnbuckle. Mai gets to her feet and slings herself over the ropes, dropping a leg across Fire’s throat. Mai pulls Fire’s legs out of the ropes and rolls her right over, picking her up in a wheelbarrow and driving her face-first into the mat. She rolls the champion over and covers, but Fire grabs the bottom rope for the break.

Mai rolls to her feet and continues her attack, but Hightower backs her off because Fire still has hold of the rope. Fire gets to her feet and goes to the eyes when Mai moves back in. Mai staggers back, and Fire winds her arm and delivers a heart punch. The crowd sees this as bad taste and boos louder, but Fire doesn’t seem to notice. She shoves Mai into the corner and drives her head repeatedly into the top turnbuckle. The crowd doesn’t count along, but when Mai catches her with an elbow and tries the same move, they’re more than happy to help her keep track. She reaches ten, then grabs Fire around the waist - Mai Time! Fire kicks out just in time.

Mai pulls Fire up and bundles her into the corner. She hits a series of strikes and sends her across the ring, but Fire reverses. Mai runs up the turnbuckles and flips over Fire. Fire turns around and Mai connects with a superkick that knocks her into the ropes. Fire ducks when Mai throws a forearm, and levers her up and over the ropes. Mai manages to catch herself on the apron, but a kick from Fire knocks her to the floor. Fire goes to the ropes as Mai gets up and tries a sliding dropkick, but Mai sidesteps and propels her out of the ring. Fire lands hard and rolls into the ringside barrier. Mai tries to pull Fire to her feet, but Fire yanks her down, slamming Mai’s throat into the railing. Fire drags Mai back to the ring and slams her head repeatedly into the apron. Fire rolls into the ring to break the count, then rolls out on a different side. She waits for Mai to stagger to her feet, then sprints across the floor and dives between the ropes in the corner to hook Mai’s head and drive her into the floor with a tornado DDT. Fire stuffs Mai back into the ring and covers, hooking both legs. Hightower counts One...Two...Th-Mai rolls a shoulder just in time!

Fire pulls Mai to her feet and shoves her into the corner, attacking with punches and kicks. Hightower counts but Fire ignores him so he steps in and pushes her back. Fire pushes past him and moves back in, but Mai reverses their positions and goes to work with punches and kicks of her own. She also ignores the count and is pushed back by Hightower. She shoves past him to continue her attack, but Fire goes back to the eyes. Mai staggers back a step and Fire hops to the second turnbuckle and leaps, but Mai clotheslines her out of the air. Mai waits for Fire to start to get up and goes for a running knee, but Fire drops out of the way, Mai is left off-balance, and Fies sweeps her legs sending her to the mat. Fire gets to her feet and pulls Mai up, but Mai drives the top of her head into Fire’s Jaw. Fire staggers back and Mai launches herself off the mat, but Fire turns and catches her in the throat with the point of her elbow. She doubles Mai over and hooks her for the Firestorm, but Mai powers out, driving Fire to the mat. She floats over and pins Fires shoulders with her knees, and hammers her with forearms until Hightower drags her off. As Mai tries to get past the ref, Fire slowly sits up, wiping blood from her lip. With a snarl that would make her brother proud, Fire launches herself off the mat and through Hightower to tackle Mai. Both women are throwing punches, and neither is listening to the referee’s instructions. Hightower tries repeatedly to separate them, earning a busted lip in the process, then throws up his hands and calls for the bell.
WINNER - NO CONTEST, in 27:32

After the match: The bell has absolutely no effect on Fire and Mai, and several officials join Hightower in trying to separate them. Royalty burst through the curtain, but are quickly cut off by the Murphy’s, Dre Gaines, and Matt Folz. Before things devolve completely, security floods ringside and manages to get everyone separated.

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