Post by Road Warrior Shark on Jan 13, 2016 20:12:06 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (Show 724) Point Roberts, Washington January 20, 2016
OOWF World Title Match Matt Folz vs. Dre Gaines
Intercontinental Title Match Christian Carter (C) vs. Mai Muyo vs. Tytan vs. Zed
IO Contract Best of Seven Series: Match Seven Chad Madison vs. Rabbit Mask
Moosehead Jack vs. Eric Donavan Miranda Williams vs. Shannon Mann Alexander & Alexis Darling & Lindsay McAllister vs. Beverly Cambridge & Sisters of Sin Ghosthead vs. Tommy Wilder Ecosystem & Agrius vs. Firewoman & Seamus McNasty Awesome Bill vs. Jason Allen Murphy's Law vs. LD Williams & Stank
Card Subject to Crossing into Canada multiple times a day
Zed and BRICK~! are debriefing following MidWeek Mayhem. BRICK~! is glowing about as much as a brick can actually glow, but Zed appears to have some mixed emotions.
B: See, all that work this week was worth it. A convincing victory, and now you have a chance to take back your Intercontinental Championship this week. And did you see how much the people loved you?
Z: Yeah ... I dunno. It just felt like a bit of a circus out there.
B: Well, of course. Welcome to professional wrestling, rookie.
Z: No, I mean ... the chanting, the megaphone. I'm just not sure all that's for me.
B: Oh, it's not for you, huh? Let me ask you some questions, Zed.
Z: Sure?
B: Did you win?
Z: ... yes.
B: Did I interfere in any way with your match, or help you win by any other nefarious means?
Z: ... no.
B: Do you like winning?
Z: ... yes.
B: What's the problem, then? People actually cheering for you? Having pyro? Don't act like you've never wanted pyro.
Z: *starting to grin a little* The pyro was kind of cool.
B: Kind of cool?
Z: OKAY, it was very cool. Fine. You win.
B: No, Zed. YOU win. Now, let's see about making sure YOU win again next week.
Z: Does this mean what I think it means?
B: TO THE GYM.
Z: Shit.
BRICK~! triumphantly starts marching down the hallway, with Zed reluctantly in tow as we FADE.
(As Zed rounds a corner he literally runs into the Onslaught Champ, who has her arms full. As she stumbles he reaches out to steady her)
Zed: Oh..sorry...
Brick!: Why are you stopping? (Calling from further down the hall)
Zed: I'm being a gentleman!
Brick!: Be a gentleman on your own time!
Bev: (can't help but laugh a bit as Zed sighs) Congratulations on your win. (Shifting the ice packs and random snacks she has in her arms she extends her hand)
Zed: (shakes it) You too. What's all that?
Bev: Eco isn't feeling well after Moose really took his head off..
Zed: Oh...well...keep my title shiny for me.
Bev: (grins) It will never be yours sweetie...but I can't wait for our match..
Brick!: Stop flirting and hurry up!
Zed: Goddammit I am not flirting! (Shaking his head he heads off mumbling as Bev hurries to..well wherever Eco is)
(Short time later, we find Corporate Awakening on their bus. No, not the Scooby Doo Bus, the original bus that Bev had got them. It's had some upgrades courtesy of Eco though)
(We see Juni propped up on a bed, multiple pillows behind him, one on either side, his arms resting on them, a remote control in reach of one hand, and a cold drink near the other)
Juni: (moans softly as he shifts)
Chloe: (is immediately by his side) Juni? Sweetie..what is it..
Edra: (pauses in adjusting the blinds) Is that good? Too much light?
Juni: No..thats perfect dear...thank you..(a weak smile, he glances at Chloe with sad eyes) My drink...I can't reach it...
Chloe: I got it...don't move...(picking up the glass, she holds it so Eco just has to lean forward and sip from the straw)
(As Bev enters the room, we see Tytan leaning against a wall, his arms folded across his chest, rolling his eyes)
Tytan: (as Bev brushes past him) We should really get down to business..
Bev: (looks at him, in a tone a mother would use to scold a young child) Tytan...it can wait..Junicho isn't up to it right now.
Tytan:I'm pretty sure he is fine..
Juni: (leaning back, he indicates to Chloe that he's drunk his fill, but motions for her to stay near him) My neck hurts something awful...
Bev:I have the heating pad...Ed, can you plug it in over there? (handing it off to Edra, who nods)
(Edra busies herself plugging in the heating pad, kneeling on the bed next to Eco, she glances at him, worriedly, as he moans again as she jostles him) I'm sorry...
Chloe: There, there pookie, It's ok...(looking at Edra darkly, she strokes Juni's ego...um, arm to relax him)
Edra: (finishes setting up the heating pad behind Eco and slides off the bed, moving to the foot of it) Is there anything else you need?
Juni: (looks at them all, as Bev moves besides Edra. He winces as he turns his head.) Maybe a little snack...
Tytan: Oh for Christ sake...
Juni: I'm sure if you were injured these lovely women would take care of you my friend..
Edra: Well..
Chloe: Probably not.
Bev: Maybe.
Tytan: (clearly frustrated) You have to know he's milking it...we need to discuss..some issues..
Chloe: (rises from the bed and moves towards the other ladies, as does Tytan) Listen Tytan, you are (places a hand on his shoulder) stressing Juni out. He needs to rest.
Bev: What type of snack do you want sweetie?
Juni: I don't know..what do we have? Maybe a little cheese plate?
Bev: I can do that..no problem.
Juni: Grapes?
Bev: I'm sure we have some..If not we will stop.
Juni: (smiles weakly) Thank you...this means alot..
Tytan: (clearly annoyed) When you are done playing house I'll be in the front of the bus. Waiting to discuss...
Juni: (cuts him off) We will get down to business soon...as soon as I can stand up long enough..
Edra: Tytan, just go.....(points towards the door) If you can't be helpful..than go..
Tytan: (rolling his eyes, throws his hands up in the air, mumbling under his breath he turns to leave) Fine. I'm out of....
(As Tytan suddenly jumps, we hear a SMAK! as a hand connects with his ass)
Tytan: (turns, a look that could kill on his face, while also quite red..) Which of you...
Edra: (grins)
Chloe: (cackles)
Bev: (winks)
Eco: (a wide smile spreading across his face, to his eyes) Well, you can't blame them......
(We fade as Aberforth enters with an ice bucket and Tytan storms out)
OOC Note: Fixed formatting and added some more to it
Firewoman is at medical, but this time she's standing and Stank is being evaluated.
Med: Nothing serious, Mr... uh... Mr. Stank. You're good to go.
He moves and Firewoman kind of quickly takes his place.
FW: Hey.
S: Hey.
FW: You doin' okay?
S: Yeah, fine, just the usual...should you be up?
He reaches up with a thumb and rubs some dried blood off Fire's cheek. She grabs his hand and gently removes it, but doesn't let go.
FW: Yeah, good...I mean ribs hurt, but they will like forever. You sure you're--
S: *deep breath of relief* I am now, but it was touch and go for a minute...
FW: It was?
S: Yeah, it's like I was floating and then there was this bright white light--
FW: *eyes grow wide* Really?
S: And then this mist started to gather--
FW: Oh, the misty place!! And then?
S: Really peaceful, serene, but one thought kept me from just staying, you know?
FW: ....yeah?
S: *softly* Not a thought really....an image....vision, whatever.....
FW: *who has leaned closer to here*....what...what was it...an angel? an ancestor?
S: No, no....it was the replay of you....
FW: ....Wow...I--
S: It was you, running down the ramp, chair in hand, ready to bash Alex's brain in....
FW: ....
Stank starts to laugh.
FW: You weren't in the misty place at all.
S: *still laughing* Not even close.
FW: You're an ass. *punches him in the arm*
S: I am...but I'm not lying either. I don't know if you're still on the fence or what, but seems to me somewhere...you've made your choice. And I don't care what Omar said or what Alex says....It's all gonna work out.
FW: Except I'm going to kill you for scaring the crap out of me.
S: Now you know how it feels. daredevil. You can do that later...let's go to the Destroyitarium.
FW: Wait...really?
S: Yeah...I think...it's time we start to make some truces and make some plans.
Firewoman smiles broadly as Stank gets up. The two of them leave and head that way.
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
(Some time has passed, Beverly and Edra have fallen asleep on either side of Eco, but more along the bottom of the bed. Eco is still awake, reclining. However, Chloe is behind him, and he is leaning against her. His head is against her chest, and her arm across him. He is lazily stroking her hand with his thumb)
Eco: (as he watches the other two sleep) Beverly is having one of those dreams where you know you are dreaming..
Chloe: How do you know that?
Eco:I can tell by her eye movements.
Chloe: What about my sister?
Eco: (watches Edra for a few moments) Hmmm..interesting..
Chloe: What? (concern evident in her voice)
Eco: She's quite at peace. If she is dreaming it is something pleasant.
Chloe: You find that surprising.
Eco: I do. A bit.
Chloe: Why?
Eco: Much like myself, my life..the two of you have been thru much..it often invades our sleep.
Chloe: I'm glad she's sleeping peacefully.
Eco: (waits, sensing there is more)
Chloe: For a long time I had nightmares...and she'd be awake watching, waiting to take care of me. She deserves peace and rest.
Eco: Don't you as well?
Chloe: Don't we all?
Eco: Sometimes we have to make our own peace...
Chloe: I know..
Eco: It's what you seek now isn't it?
Chloe: Sleep?
Eco:(smiles a bit, smiles even more as she begins to play with his hair) No...peace.
Chloe: On some levels...and I shall find it.
Eco: I know my little papillion....(he slides his fingers thru hers, grasping her hand) And I will help you find it...we all will.
Chloe: (smiles behind him) You should rest now..
Eco: yes...let's sleep...
(the scene slowly fades as they both close their eyes......but before the scene completely ends, Eco opens his eyes again)
Post by Road Warrior Shark on Jan 14, 2016 13:05:45 GMT -5
~~~ Inside OOWF Catering, Dre Gaines is eating his lunch, (A Space Mountain Special from Ric's Sandwich Shoppe) A New SFJ#77 approaches him ~~~
SFJ #77: Dre, you've been unusually quiet about this whole situation with The Royalty Chat...
Dre: Ho'd up. Dont you come callin' that name roun' me.
SFJ #77: I was told I couldn't refere to it as
Dre: Well I Sho's Hell can. DESTROYITARIUM! Dat's it's name Royalty Bitches! And soo'nuff its gon' be back in the hands of Drink & Destroy.
SFJ #77: I haven't seen you around the new place Outback Jack set up
Dre: It jus' dun feel right, I don't like it.
SFJ #77: I understand. You have a big match this week
Dre: 2016 be a rough year so far for the D&D crew. Now, ol' Dre gots hissef a World Title match. Now Matty Folz, I ain't gots nuttin againstya, but I'm winnin dat dere belt for Dee, for DK, for DH, for Spin, for OBJ, for ALL the Drink & Destroyers who never got their shot. And Then I's TAKIN BACK OUR MUTHAFUCKIN HOME!
Mai: I wouldn't mind if you decided to slack off a little this week.
Zed: About that . . . which Mai am I getting this week?
Mai: What do you mean?
Zed: Carter walked out on your championship match this week, which was for the championship you're obsessed with. And now you'll be sharing the ring with him, me, and your brother's chosen champion, who I imagine you have some feelings about.
Mai: I have some strong fucking feelings about -
Zed: Right. So with that said, am I getting "Great Role Model, Whatta Competitor" Mai this week, or "I WILL FUCKING CHOKE YOU OUT AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARM" Mai?
Mai takes a sip of her latte.
Mai: You're getting whatta competitor. The other two, I'm not making promises.
The two toast cups, when two little girls in American flag dresses come up to the two.
Girl #1: Excuse me, are you two coming to the rally?
Zed: Do kids just come up to you all the time?
Mai: What rally, sweetie?
Girl #2: The big OOWF Zed rally! We're performing!
Zed: Wait, what did you just -
Girl #3: (over by the door) Sarah, Cassie, come on! We're up!
The three girls run off. Mai and Zed look at each other.
Zed: She didn't say -
Mai: Let's go.
Zed and Mai walk out the door, where they run into BRICK~! who is almost out of breath. (Breath?)
BRICK~!: There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you. You're getting an award from the Point Roberts Chamber of Commerce.
Zed: For what?
BRICK~!: For lobbying the OOWF to bring Mayhem to this tiny outpost. It's been a huge economic boon for them, they're so grateful to you for doing that.
Zed: BRICK~!, I didn't do that.
BRICK~!: Right, I lied. But come on, we have to go, the audience is filling in -
Zed: YOU CAN'T JUST LIE!
BRICK~!: Well, obviously I can. Do you not? It's super-helpful, I can teach you.
Mai is snickering.
Zed: Mai, tell him there are Bible verses about this.
BRICK~!: Anyway, I already borrowed those little girls from the Donald Trump rally to do your introduction song, so you can't disappoint them.
Zed: The WHAT? The WHAT?
Dancing Girls: Cowardice (are you serious?) Apologies for freedom (I canāt handle this!) When Zed-dom rings (Answer the call!) On your feet (Stand up tall!)
BRICK~! is clapping along, along with the twenty old people in the audience.
Zed: . . .
Dancing Girls: Enemies! Of freedom! Face the music (come on boys, take āem down!) Our World Champion Zed knows how! To make America great! Deal from strength or get crushed every time!
Zed: I take it you also told them -
BRICK~!: Well, yeah.
Zed: I'm not going up there.
Mai: He's going to need a belt.
BRICK~!: Way ahead of you.
Earlier today:
LD Williams is washing his hands in some truck stop bathroom - when suddenly BRICK~! comes from behind and hits him in the head with LADDER~! LD goes down.
BRICK~!: Shit shit shit, I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked.
LADDER: Dude, cover him!
BRICK~! covers LD. The referee slides in and counts: 1-2-3!
Winner and NEW DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Champion . . . BRICK~!
Post by Road Warrior Shark on Jan 14, 2016 19:51:21 GMT -5
~~~ Chad Madison stands in fron of the OOWF Interview Banner ~~~
Chad: One more time Usagi. One more time. The Classic Game Seven. Pirates & Yankees in '60. Koloff & Magnum in '86 Twins & Braves in '87. Booker T & Benoit in '98. Giants & Royals in 2014. Now, we add to that list, Chad Madison & Rabbit Mask in 2016.
I am winning this final match this upcoming MidWeek Mayhem. And then I am cashing in that IO Contract later that same Wednesday Night for a World Title Match. Rabbit, be ready. Matt Folz, you might as well get ready too. Because I am leaving Point Roberts, Washington (Huuuuge Cheap pop!) as the OOWF World Champion!
It's going to be a classic. It's going to be epic. It's going to tear the house down.
We fade back in immediately at the conclusion of Chad's promo and see Matt Folz coming up to him with an angry look on his face.
Matt: You know, I was content to take the high road. I was just going to sit back, see who won your best of 7 series, I would have been fine taking on whoever won. It wasn't going to be personal..... until 45 seconds ago. NOW, now you Chad Madison deserve a fucking ass kicking. Now you've pissed me off.
Chad: Really? Just for saying I want to be World Champion?
Matt: No, for outing yourself as a fraud of a baseball fan. 87 was Twins/Cardinals dipshit. The Twins/Braves game you were trying to refer to was in 1991. It's only one of the most famous games in the history of the damn sport. It's the sole reason that every damn year I had to inexplicably listen to people make an argument for Jack Morris as a Hall of Famer. Jesus man, if you're THAT ignorant of the history of the sport you're trying to talk about don't open your mouth. Things like that just drive me nuts.
Matt gets right up in Chad's face before both begin to laugh.
Matt: Had you going there for a second right?
Chad: A little bit, I'm not going to lie.
Matt: Just wanted to see if I still had my heel chops. (Smiles) Good luck Wednesday man.
Post by fasteddiek on Jan 14, 2016 21:00:21 GMT -5
(Tytan is seen sitting in the front of The Corporate Awakening bus when one of the many SFJs steps out from one of the closets on the bus.)
Tytan: So now you guys are really everywhere?
SFJ: Tytan just have a couple of questions for you?
Tytan: So now you probably want to ask me how do I feel about the current focus of The Awakening?
SFJ: Yes, well I was going to get to that but since you brought it up...How do you feel?
Tytan: Simple. Let's call this the honeymoon. Or better yet let's just say what we are dealing with is the Eco Effect.
SFJ: The Eco effect?
Tytan: That's exactly what I said. We all know Eco is a different bird.
SFJ: You do have a point.
Tytan: And Juni does have a certain effect of people.
SFJ: And that is also true. I mean he has gone through a lot. I mean you did put him on the shelf for a while.
Tytan: For crying out loud....don't tell me you are falling for his crap as well. He loves the attention and now he has three women that are giving him the attention more attention then a certain other woman was willing to give him.
SFJ: You mean Firewoman.
Tytan: You said it I didn't. But I am not going to go Dr. Phil on everyone but it's getting to the point that some people need to be reminded that we have a mission. We have a job to do, and there is enough Chaos that is going on in the OOWF that the time to strike is now.
SFJ: So what are you saying then?
Tytan: I am saying that the Honeymoon needs to be over, and I am going to do what I do best and stay the course and that means getting the Intercontinental Title back.
SFJ: But this time you got two others that want the same thing.
Tytan: I don't care. It doesn't matter how many people are in the ring. I am getting the title back.
SFJ: But where does that leave your World Title Aspirations?
Tytan: Don't think I forgot about you Matty....I am still coming for you or Chad or even that freaking Rabbit Mask. I also don't care who will be holding that title but the day is coming sooner then later that the World Title WILL come home to the Corporate Awakening!
(Agrius appears with an ice bucket.)
Agrius: They need more ice in the back.
(Tytan yells and walks off where ever he can kinda running out of room on the bus.)
(Tommy and Miranda are snowboarding in the mountains near Point Roberts, Miranda watching Tommy finish a run with a 900 Rodeo Mute grab off of a 30 foot kicker, and finishing with a 360 back flip off the money ramp....)
Miranda - Wow. Nice run. Way to show me up.
Tommy - Hey, you've been boarding what? A couple of seasons? I hit the slopes with my folks at like age 6.
MW - And I am from South America.
TW - That too. Man, you should have seen how pissed mom was when I got hooked on all these sports.
MW - I can imagine. So, how are the eyes?
TW - They're fine. Ghosty's stuff burns for a it, but it's not too hard to get out. Funny, kinda glad I did it. Learned somethin'.
MW - That getting some mysterious black crap in your eyes burns?
TW - Nope. We frustrated him and Shannon. They couldn't put us away straight up, he went for the mist. Shoulda seen it coming though.
MW - Well, you got him again this week. One on one.
TW - Yup. And you got Shannon.
MW - Well, I got her. It'll be a tough match, but I think my experience will take care of it. How 'bout you?
TW - Oh, it'll be a righteous throw down. Let's see if he can keep up.
MW - OK, enough of this cold. Let's head inside and get warmed up.
TW - Sure! Head in, pull on the flannels and jeans... (Looks at the expression on Miranda's face...) OR, that. Yeah, definitely plan B. Plan B is a good plan. Yup, let's do plan B.
MW - Thought so. Sometimes, I think you landed on your head too often, sweetheart.
Firewoman walks into the Destroyitarium II a day or so later, to see Stank sitting at a table, reading something on his phone, smiling and laughing. She smiles and walks up to sit across from him.
FW: Where's everyone else?
S: They'll be here...we're early....*chuckles at something he is reading*
FW: Good stuff?
S: Hm? Oh yeah....This woman texting her boyfriend...
FW: Texts From Last Night?
S: Kinda...she thinks he's mad at her after a date that she thinks he might not have enjoyed so she sends him just pages and pages of texts with all her thoughts and feelings... no punctuation either just a bunch of big three page run on sentences....it's War and Peace levels of epic.
FW: ...
S: ...
Fire realizes what he's reading and lunges across the table to grab the phone, but he is too fast and holds his arm up as he stands, well out of her reach. She makes a valiant effort at trying, even climbing onto a chair, but he steps back, laughing.
FW: QUIT READING THOSE!
S: No way, this is PRICELESS!
She snarls and hops to the top of the table which, given the make shift state of DII, is not all that sturdy.
S: Hey, be careful, don't--
Not known for her listening skills, Fire leaps. The table she was standing on collapses. Stank catches her, but there's enough momentum that they fall backwards into another table, of course crashing right through it. They both kind of lay there for a minute...
S: Fire.
FW: Hm?
S: You okay?
FW: Think so....you?
S: We need to really stop doing this.
By way of answer, Fire reaches up, grabs the phone and leaps off to run to the other side of the bar. She appears to be furiously pushing buttons, as Stank slowly sits up and watches her, amused.
FW: How do you fucking delete on this damn phone.
S: I'm not telling. And it wouldn't do you any good anyway, I already screen shot them and saved them.
Fire stops, and looks at him, before throwing the phone HARD at him. He bobbles the catch.
FW: Well you can just delete those too.
S: No way...all the feels, the emoting....
FW: Just...I....I didn't mean any of it.
S: *getting to his feet, smirking* Yes, you did.
FW: Well....okay, maybe...but....look I thought you weren't responding because--
S: I know what you thought, Fire, it's all there in glorious prose. What you did not know at the time was I was sitting there wondering why you weren't texting ME. It turned out there was a glitch in my service. They all just downloaded a couple of days ago.
FW: .....
S: .....
FW: Oh...so.....I wore my thumbs out typing for nothing?
S: *crosses the floor, taking her in his arms* Not nothing. There are some very sweet and honest sentiments expressed there.
FW: *squirming loose* Yeah, well, I just thought you were mad.
They both take a seat at the remaining intact table.
FW: So....do we need to talk about that night?
S: I ... Yeah, we probably do, but... it's a lot to process and I'm not sure I'm there yet.
Fire nods slowly, and looks disappointed.
S: Hey...it's not a dealbreaker...You ain't gettin' rid of me that easily.
Fire smiles.
S: IF I could say ONE thing about our little excursion, it'd be--
DKM: What the blazes happened in here?
DK and Dee walk in, followed by Spencer and Ashley. They survey the state of the tables.
S: Oh, we...uh...
FW: Stank wouldn't give me his phone so....
Dee: *holding a hand up* I don't want to hear it....we waiting on Dre? What about LD?
DK: Wally was going to invite him.
Ash: Well, we can't exactly push the tables together.
Spencer: There's some spare ones I think I saw in catering. *looking at Fire and Stank* Since you broke them, you get to replace them.
Fire and Stank shrug and head towards catering.
Dee: What is with the falling through and down things all the time.
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
As Stank and Fire are headed to catering, they pass L.D. Williams going in the other direction.
S: Heading to the Destroyitarium?
LDW: Like you would care.
Stank stops short, glaring.
S: Do we have a problem Billy-Dee?
LDW: Do we ha - Youāre DAMN RIGHT we have a problem! WE have a tag match this week. A match I would like to win. But YOU probably donāt even know about the match because the two of YOU are too busy playing footsie and breaking furniture.
Fire looks from L.D. to Stank and back as Stankās look gets harder
LDW: Some of us think itās best to keep our women folk separate from our work life.
S: ...
F: ā¦
LDW: ā¦
Stank sticks out an arm as Firewoman launches herself at L.D.
S: You did get your wifeās permission to make that joke, right?
LDW: And my mothers. You think Iām suicidal?
F: <calming down but glaring at both men> This was funny?
S: Not especially.
LDW: But it made about as much sense as most of your arguments with Moose.
F: Your point?
LDW: You and Moose might be perfectly happy being mad at each other, but some of us are getting tired of it. It sucks watching your family treat each other like crap. Cāmon, Iāll help you with those tables.
Bev: We should talk. (setting down her bag on a chair, she watches him)
Tytan: ...
Bev: Ok..I'll talk. You need a spotter? (without waiting for an answer she moves behind the weight bench as Tytan finishes adjust the weights)
Tytan: (lies on the bench and grips the bars)
Bev: (as he begins to lift) I saw your interview...
Tytan: (his eyes flick to her but continues focusing on his task)
Bev: You made a lot of good points.
Tytan: I know. (continuning his lifts)
Bev: We are committed. You can trust in that.
Tytan: (settles the bar and sits up, rolling his neck, he shifts to look at her)
Bev: You are thinking we are falling into Juni's crazy little world..
Tytan: (still quiet)
Bev: We aren't. We are keeping him happy. For this plan to work..you are right we have to be focused. Focus is definitely something you've been teaching me these past few months. By occassionally giving Juni these moments of being catered to. We keep him happy. We keep him focused.
Tytan: I know that....(as he settles back on the bench) I wanted to make sure the rest of you did. But you do need to be careful.
Bev: Eco wants to see you when you are ready. He said you were right. We have alot to talk about. He wants to have a stratergy meeting if you are available. Tytan: (nods, lifting again)
Bev: (grows quiet and resumes watching, some concern evident in her eyes)
(Some time passes and Tytan finishes lifting)
Bev: Tytan? (A curious tone to her voice)
Tytan: (sighs) What?
Bev: How long do you think the SFJ has been living in our closet?
Post by Jack Quinn on Jan 15, 2016 17:14:55 GMT -5
<Moose is sitting in the Saints locker room when LD walks in>
LD: There you are
MHJ: Here I am
LD: You know, you and your sister.......
MHJ: Billy Dee, I saw what you said, I am not mad at Fire. I have nothing against Fire right now. All I said is I am done apologizing to her
LD: Did you ever really apologize for having her committed?
MHJ: .......probably?
LD: Or not. Look, you two need to quit this, it's getting ridiculous
MHJ: Why are you telling me? Every time I think we are on the same page with things, she finds a reason to get pissed. She is mad I never visit her, so while I was out, I stop by her place in New Orleans, instead of being grateful, she gets pissed and kicks me out. I have her back when she says she wants to do things her own way, not with the Saints or Royalty, and I STILL get dropped on my head in the ring. Nothing I do pleases her, I am tired of trying. She still blames me for not coming for her in New York, even though I was still a fucking KID. She is mad that I never told her I was Ket in Japan. She is mad because I didn't kill Juni after he messed with her head......
LD: Well, you DID team with him, so I kind of see her point there....
MHJ: Yes, I teamed with him to get close, then I planned on turning on him and leaving him a bloody mess in the middle of the ring, but because it wasn't done on HER time schedule, I didn't do anything. Same fucking thing with Tytan. My sister does not get to dictate HOW I get revenge on someone. Billy Dee, I have tried man, I don't know what the hell her problem is, but I cannot fucking catch a break.
<Williams sits in silence for a minute when Stank walks in>
Sta: What did I miss?
MHJ: Nothing
LD: I told Moose the same thing I told Fire, they need to get their shit together.
MHJ: Look, she wants nothing to do with Royalty, that's fine. But she has to get over this shit between Alex and I. It's GOING to happen, one way or another, he and I are going to have another go round, and I know this might be hard for Fire to understand, but it has NOTHING to do with her. I am not doing it to piss her off, I am doing it to get my hands on that little cockweasel Darling.
Sta: Yeah but Jack, you gotta see it man, two of the people she cares about the most want to kill one another
MHJ: Did I get pissy when she and Chloe tried to kill one another?
LD: Fair point
MHJ: Look, I just want to focus on ending Royalty and making Juni bleed. If Fire wants to be on board with that, great. If she doesn't, that's her decision. I am not the one being pissy in all of this. Now, this is enough about Fire and I, what the hell is up with Drink & Destroy?
Sta: Man, I don't know. We owe them one though, that's for sure.
MHJ: They could have come out BEFORE I got put through a table......
LD: Or, had they not come out at all you might have gone through several MORE tables
MHJ: Fair point
LD: Look, Lucas, you are the one with ties to them, Jack and I haven't run with them a whole lot......
Sta: That was the old D&D, I don't know the Murphy's or Dre all that much
LD: But you have standing as a founder. Look, it can't hurt for someone else to have our backs, who else hates Royalty or the Awakening that much?
MHJ: Everyone
LD: Ok who hates both of them more than they hate us?
MHJ: Fair point. What about Ghost and Shannon?
Sta: No. My brother is not one to get involved in things like this, he will continue down his own road
MHJ: Well that pretty much leaves us out of options then, doesn't it? Fuck it, we can take them both on by ourselves
Sta: Jack, both factions outnumber us 2 to 1, in a fair one on one fight, we can take any of them, but you know damn well we are never going to get that with them
LD: All the more reason just to see what D&D is all about right now......
MHJ: I don't like it
LD: And you are also insane
MHJ: ME? Lucas was the one who thought I would sign that contract to fight Alex
Sta: to be fair, I said no one in their RIGHT mind would sign that, so.........
MHJ: If we are going to do something, we need to get serious about it <looking at Lucas> we all need to be on the same page
Sta: The fuck is that supposed to mean?
MHJ: It means, I am glad you and my sister are a thing, just don't let it fuck up your head
Sta: You got nothing to worry about
MHJ: Uh huh, look Lucas, Darling is already trying to use Fire against you, so will everyone else. They will purposely go after her to get a reaction from you
Sta: Well I am not going to sit back and let her get beat down if that's what you are saying
LD: No, not that, just remember, there is always a bigger picture, see it all before you make a decision
Sta: I don't think I like where this conversation is heading......
<Moose smirks and grabs a couple of beers and hands them out>
MHJ: Let's have a drink, see where the day goes from there....
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
Stank, Moose and L.D. finish their current drinks.
LDW:Since weāre together, can you guys give me a hand with something?
S: Of course.
L.D. hands each of them a sledgehammer and shoulders one of his own.
MHJ: Promising.
The Saints stroll through the arena to Zedās locker room. L.D. taps on the door with his hammer and Zed answers.
Z: ...oh shit.
LDW: Not you.
Z: Ahh. Just a sec. BRICK~! Itās for you.
BRICK~! Comes to the door.
B~!: ...oh shit.
LDW: Iām guessing you know why weāre here.
B~! <sighs> Let me grab the belt.
LDW: ...Nah. You can keep it.
S: He can?
LDW: I only wanted it to aggravate Agrius. I just couldnāt let you blindside me without at least saying something. You know, reputation and all that.
B~!: ā¦
LDW: ā¦
B~!...Thank-you sir.
LDW: <pats Brick~! on the back> Have a good day, Champ.
BRICK~! slowly closes the door and the Saints walk away.
S: So...that was all for show?
MHJ: Youāre not going soft on us are you Billy-Dee?
LDW: I like BRICK~!
S: ā¦
MHJ: ā¦
LDW: And, assuming Agrius watches OOWF TV, we just reminded him who has the belt.
MHJ: ā¦
S: You put a āThreatā sign on his back, didnāt you?
Post by fasteddiek on Jan 15, 2016 23:19:22 GMT -5
(Tytan and Ecosystem are walking in the catering area with Agrius. Maybe taking him for a walk?)
Tytan: We need to keep in on a short leash.
Ecosystem: Especially since he got a taste of having a title. He may try to get it back.
(Agrius see BRICK and his threat senses are going off. Doesn't help he sees the sign.)
Agrius: Must destroy threat.
(Ecosystem starts to look worried.)
Ecosystem: Agrius....Agrius...Heel!
Tytan: He's not a dog.
(Ecosystem and Tytan look at each other and shrug. Agrius sensing the relaxation knows his time is short and sees Justin Sane. Agrius then smiles grabs Justin Sane and tosses him like a lawn dart at Brick.)
(Brick doesn't budge and Justin hits the ground hard. Brick dusts off and keeps on walking. Agrius doesn't know what to do.)
Tytan: Maybe he didn't throw him fast enough?
Ecosystem: Are you trying to go all science on me now?
Tytan: All I am doing is bringing up the Irresistible Force Paradox of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Ecosystem: We are talking Justin Sane.
Tytan: Point taken. (Looks to Agrius.) Next time use someone else. That was Justin.... you were just wasting energy.
It's going to be a classic. It's going to be epic. It's going to tear the house down.
~~~ Chad flashes The Horns and we fade ~~~
But before the scene fades all the way to black, Rabbit Mask shows up on-screen next to Chad, and we fade back in.
RM: So you're winning Wednesday? And you're cashing in that same night? Man, where have I heard that before?
CM: I did say, before the first match of our series, that I would win four straight and cash in immediately. I also apologized to the fans when I realized that it wasn't going to happen like that. But I don't intend on apologizing again. Wednesday, that briefcaā
RM: It's obvious you don't intend on apologizing again. I've given you the opportunity, the motivation, multiple times over the past several weeks. You've ignored every accusation. You've refused to admit that this series has turned your desires against your merits. And why? Because you don't want to face the actuality of the situation? Because you don't want the fans to lose what little bit of faith they have left in you? Because yā
CM: Because it's not worth a second of my time. I'm focusing on that briefcase, that contract, and that championship match, not on these silly mind game you've been trying to play. Everything you've called me out for is a lie. I know that, you know that, and the fans know that.
RM: The fans know nothing. They don't know the real Chad Madison. The guy who walked into the office and demanded to be handed an opportunity to steal this briefcase from me, this briefcase that I earned, rightfully, decisively. Why not do what everyone else in this company does when they want a title shot and climb the damn ladder yourself instead of pushing me off and taking my place?
CM: That is definitely not what everyone else in this company does.
RM: Look, I'll say it to your face, cowboy. You're a wolf in sheep's clothing. You're a covert corporate kiss-ass; a political sycophant; an envious, greedy glutton for glory, no matter how undeserved; a self-obsessive, self-serving pimp; an erroneous ideology of protagonism. You say you're from Texas but I'm almost convinced you're from the Jersey Shore.
With that, Chad pulls back his fist... but drops it to his side and forces himself to calm down.
CM: Wednesday. Point Roberts, Washington. I'm taking that briefcase.
Chad turns and walks away, Rabbit slowly shakes his head, and we fade.
Zed and BRICK~! are walking down a street in nearby Vancouver, British Columbia. Zed is heavily bundled up in winter clothing, but BRICK~! is undeterred by the 40 degree temperatures or the rainy weather.
Z: So ... why are we here?
B: Oh, just paying a visit to a radio station! It's a sports talk show. You'll talk about your match next week, all the terrible things you will do to Christian, Tytan, and Mai. Then you'll talk about how much you love the local teams, like the Vancouver Canucks -
Z: - The Canucks beat the 'Canes last night in overtime.
B: - And of course, the Seattle Seahawks, with their big playoff game this weekend -
Z: - AGAINST THE PANTHERS! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED WHEN I GO BACK HOME?
B: Not at all! I'm just trying to garner you more support for your big match this weekend!
Z: So getting killed when I get home will just be an unfortunate side effect.
B: We aren't even going back to North Carolina until, like, September. You might actually like the Seahawks by then!
Z: Russell Wilson is their quarterback. Highly unlikely.
BRICK~! puts an arm on Zed's shoulder as he opens the door to the radio station.
B: I'm sorry, what was that you were saying about Russell Wilson?
They pause at the front desk as BRICK~! begins to pull out some identifying paperwork for the secretary at the front desk.
Z: Russell Wilson is, uh, a great role model, is all. You know what I mean?
B: Absolutely. And now it's time to introduce the Pacific Northwest to the OOWF's Russell Wilson!
Secretary: You'll be up in ten minutes, Mr. Zed. They're in a break now, so head down this hallway and it'll be the second door on the left, the guys will set you up.
Zed glares at BRICK~! but before turning and smiling at the secretary
Z: Thank you. Hope you have a great day!
BRICK~! holds the next door open.
B: After you, champ.
Z: *on the other side of the door* Just going to assume you told them I was champion, too?
BRICK~! produces the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship belt from ... somewhere.
B: We still have the DDT belt. Might as well use it.
Post by fasteddiek on Jan 16, 2016 12:36:22 GMT -5
(Tytan and Ecosystem are sitting with the rest of The Awakening discussing plans.)
Tytan: So it looks like the Aint's are looking to side up with Drink and Destroy, thoughts?
Ecosystem: I think we should work with Royalty then.
(There is a pause with an awkward silence.)
Ecosystem: Well....
(Everyone begins to laugh.)
Tytan: That's almost as funny as Moose being considered a good guy now.
Edra: Not if they were the last creatures on Earth.
Chloe: Not if Hell was frozen over.
Bev: I think that would be one to many hens in the hen house then.
Tytan: She does have a point there.
(Ecosystem sits quietly and then speaks up.)
Ecosystem: Good. I actually thought you guys were taking my idea serious. Besides they would probably say they are to good to work with us as well.
Agrius: (Who has been sitting quietly the whole time throws his two cents in.) Maybe we should just sit back and let this whole thing play out. If Royalty and the Saints want to kill each other then let them. It would really be unbelievable amount of violence where only a fraction of those groups would make it out in one piece. Then after they destroy each other we can walk in and finish off the remains.
(Everyone stops and looks at Agrius.)
Ecosystem: Did you know he could talk like that?
Tytan: Nope.
Agrius: What? I am part of this group as well. I should be able to- (Sees Brick walking by.) Must destroy.
Eco gets up from the table after the conversation.
Eco: So it's settled then. We go it our way, they go theirs.
Edra: All the way to Go-Fuck-Themselves.
Eco takes out his phone.
Eco: With that said . . . there's no reason I can't use their pride and arrogance to my advantage.
Tytan: What are you thinking of?
Eco: Personal business. It's better if you don't know.
Awkward pause.
Edra: Uh-HUH.
Eco: I know you don't all trust me all the time. And that's fair. Because I am the worst person in the room. And sometimes, when I'm going to be a worse person than all of you . . . I want to give you plausible deniability.
Edra: I want one of us listening. We're a team.
Eco: . . . Okay, that's fair.
Bev: I can go.
Chloe: Or me.
Eco: I like you both, and I'd prefer . . . (turns to Tytan) . . . nothing shocks you at this point, right?
Tytan: I'd hope not.
Eco: Walk with me.
Eco walks outside, and takes out his phone, and places a call.
Eco: Hi, is this Seattle Nightlife? Yes, I'm looking for Tyrell . . . oh, he'll take the call, it's Junichiro Muyo . . . sure, I'll hold . . . . .
. . . . hello Tyrell . . . yes, I'm very well, and let me just say, on behalf of the OOWF, we're very excited to be extending our franchising of the Royalty Chateau Lounge throughout the Seattle area. We think our great fans are absolutely excited for the full Royalty Experience -
Tytan rolls his eyes, Eco gives the "just hold on" signal.
Eco: Now look, my only concern looking over the plans is that the third location is near some . . . unpleasant types . . . that's right, the Seattle Covenant House. Now, it's lovely that the young people have a place to stay, but we can all agree that Covenant House doesn't bring the best of the community to the area . . . no, I don't think we should move our location. I think we should try to re-zone Covenant House out of the area.
Tytan's eyes get big.
Eco: Just to another location . . . yes, there might be a few months of "service disruption," but it's those children's fault for not staying in line . . . I've actually already arranged for a zoning meeting tomorrow evening. What I need from you is a strong showing from Seattle Nightlife, and I was hoping you might be able to bring a celebrity in the door . . . yes, Alexander Darling . . . why didn't I ask him myself? I don't think he'd go for it personally, but I trust that if you bring him in for a business meeting while we're in the area, you might be able to see that his face is discreetly seen by the council . . . yes, yes, you get the idea, have someone besides you give the testimony . . . well, this is excellent, I'm very excited to do business with you . . . good night, Tyrell, wishing you well.
Eco hangs up.
Tytan: You are not actually -
Eco: No. It's a set-up. But you know who doesn't have to know that?
Eco dials again and waits.
Eco: Hi, is this Covenant House? Oh hi again, Sherry. Yes, unfortunately, it seems like this zoning meeting against Covenant is still on - just terrible. Listen, I haven't been able to get ahold of Ms. Quinn, but I don't know if you watch the programming, there may be reasons she's not taking my calls. I'm going to text her your number, and you can reach out directly, okay? I'm sure she'd love to testify . . . No, no, thank YOU for all you do.
Eco hangs up again.
Eco: Let's go back in?
Tytan and Eco re-enter the room.
Edra: And?
Tytan: Mind games.
Edra: But not disloyal.
Tytan: But not disloyal.
Bev: But a prick move.
Tytan: Big time.
Edra seems satisfied enough, even as she raises an eyebrow.
(As The Awakening prepares to break up their meeting, SFJ 3.14159 knocks on the door. Eco starts to say something, but Edra holds up a finger as to say āI got thisā. Eco...defers? Edra runs her finger down his cheek and then takes his hand and...strokes it gently. Tytan rolls his eyes as Beverly and Chloe stand and smile.)
SFJ Ī : Edra, you and your sister have been suspiciously silent.
Edra: Well, when you have four days notice to move because your landlord is a dick...
(Kayfabe pops her head in and shakes her finger...)
Edra: Iām sorry, could we try this again....
SFJ Ī : Edra, you and your sister have been suspiciously silent.
Edra: The transition of the Awakening, of the Sisters of Sin, has taken much of the focus away from the communication with the fans of the Awakening and the Sisters....
SFJ Ī : This week...
Edra: This week our leader Tytan has the opportunity to bring yet more gold back to the Awakening by crushing three opponents including a long time enemy of the Sisters, a monophonic illiterate cretin who is so jealous of the Sisters of Sin that he has stooped to attempting to seduce my sister to break us up. His desperation, his ego, his desire to destroy us is something that will cause Carter to lose more than his championship.
SFJ Ī : Speaking of the Sisters...
Edra: (Chloe and Bev step up to flank Edra) The Sisters of Sin join with our BFF in a strike at the heart of Royalty. The two women who stole -- not won, but stole -- our World Tag Team Championships are due a measure of comeuppance. The rogue rookie Lindsay McAsshole is due a measure of punishment, while the slutty goth wannabe Alpaca Dumbshit is due more of what the Sisters have given her over the last three years.
SFJ Ī : What about her brother?
Edra: Who, Folz? Fuck that guy.
SFJ Ī : No, Alexander...
Edra: Fuck him more. He is as irrelevant as Martin OāMalley, as John Kasich. Capable of talking a good game, but thatās about it. Jimmy McMillan is more capable of performing in any arena than the Bloviating beach bum blowhard that is the alleged leader of Royalty...a leader that has perpetually had difficulties locating his glutius maximus using both his ham like extremities.
SFJ Ī : OK, then. Ecosystem...
Edra: He and Aggrenox will be more than a match for the Chosen One and her Dublin Duelist, the Celtic Combatant, the Gaelic Gladiator....they shall not prevail.
(Tytan walks up to the microphone.)
Tytan: Donāt you have something to say to your (Dickfingers) āMentorā?
Edra: Oh, almost forgot. (Staring hard into the camera) Moose. Nice plan. You distracted my sister. Had she not had that Onslaught match with my sister, but a match like I had with Fire, your sister would not have made it to the cage match with Tytan. If you had not convinced Chloe that she needed to prove her abilities, your sibling would still be sucking her nourishment through a straw...instead of sucking...other things. (Chloe and Bev giggle as Ecosystem steps up and puts his arms around the Sisters and Bev) Make no mistake about it, your hope is dead, all your heroes are dead, and there is only one man that can save you.
(Eco holds up a card)
Eco: The lines are open.
(The camera focuses on the card as the scene fades)
In a City Council Chambers meeting in Point Roberts. The INCs aren't permitted, so we are getting a feed from the live cable access coverage. As with lots of cable access channels, technological difficulties start us off with a snowy screen but then it clears up. There are three councilmen (and yes, men) sitting behind a large bench, then a desk with microphones facing them. Stank is sitting in the back, and as the meeting is called back to order, Firewoman makes her way back up to the table and sits there next to Lucky.
Councilman 1: Okay, we are back from recess, and I think we have our camera problem fixed. Now, Ms. Quinn...You were telling us the importance of Covenant House.
FW: Y-yes...I guess, I have nothing to add. I know Covenant House makes a difference, and a good one. If runaways don't know where it is, because it's been moved, they may fall victim to--
Councilman 2: Ms. Quinn, you yourself were a runaway yes?
FW: Um...sort of.
CMan3: Why didn't YOU go to someplace like this?
FW: Oh...well, I didn't know about--
CMan2: It says here *looking through files* you've had quite a colorful childhood. In and out of all sorts of institutions.
FW: I ... uh...
L: I don't see how that's rele--
Cman2: If Ms. Quinn is an example of the typical clientele that this organization serves, I just don't know that we need this "element" around our community.
L: This "element" has been around your community, with no problems until now and--
Cman3: Ms. Quinn, you say you didn't have access or knowledge about these places, but it says here that your mother did place you in a home for a bit.
FW: She...um....she did, but it wasn't--
Cman3: And she was arrested in that area a few days later, for...hmmm...soliciting, drug possession....
FW: I ... uh.... Fire is very uncomfortable. Stank simply looks down at his hands.
L: Sir, I think--
Cman2: How old were you, 8? 9?
FW: *facing turning very red, and she answers quietly* Something like that.....
Cman1: Says here she was released, and two days later came and picked you up--
FW: *still eyes down, and quiet* Yes.
Cman1: --Protective Services records show you and she BOTH got picked up by the police later on for soliciting--
FW: *still looking down and quiet* I ... wasn't... I mean, she was the--
L: *furiously standing up* THOSE are supposed to be CONFIDENTIAL records! HOW did you get a hold of--
Cman3: Now, now, Mr. Guttierez, it's imperative to know what kind of people this ... this.... HOUSE brings into our neighborhoods.
Cman2: We can't have drug addicts--
FW: I never used drugs...
Cman2: --and underage prostitutes hanging around on our sidewalks.
Fire simply continues looking down. Stank has looked up, and is clenching his fists. Lucky is still standing, arguing with all the Councilmen about things, and Councilman 1 bangs his gavel. The packed house is whispering and looking at Fire, who mostly just looks down. Someone comes running in and whispers to Councilman 1, and he rolls his eyes, banging his gavel more.
Cman1: ORDER! ORDER I say! The issue is off the table. Everyone stops and looks in surprise.
Cman1: The deal for the Royalty Chateau Lounge is off.
Cman2: By whose authority?
Cman1: Mr. Muyo says he has what he wanted.
Fire looks up with surprise.
Cman1: Please let Mr. Darling know he will not be needed today. This hearing is adjourned. Everyone files out, except Fire, Stank, and Lucky. She turns to Lucky as Stank walks slowly up.
FW: He wouldn't....
L: I don't know, Fire. I'll look into it. Let me first make sure there's no reporters out here.
He leaves, phone to his ear. Stank sits down next to her. Her face is stony, but she's swallowed hard a couple of times.
S: That was pretty brutal.
FW: Yeah....
S: *taking her hand* You know....it's okay if you cry. I won't think any less of you.
FW: No, I can't do that, or Moose will die.
S: ...........huh?
FW: Moose could never stand it if I cried. Some of the worst beatings he got was when Sean would be beating me, and he would make me cry, and Moose would go insane. He was always getting in trouble, if kids at school made me cry. Once, he beat a kid so badly he was out of school for two weeks. Moose had to go to court and everything.
S: I bet Sean was kind and understanding...
FW: Yeah...father of the year. Anyway, I stopped crying.
S: Well, still, Sean's not--
FW: If I cry over this, Moose will kill Juni. Not figuratively, like we always talk about in the ring....seriously. Literally. And then he'll get arrested and go to prison and get executed.
S: .....you've really thought this out....
Fire nods. Still blinking a lot.
S: I guess I know why Moose told me to never make you cry.... if it helps, Washington suspended their use of the death penalty in 2014, so--
FW: So he goes to prison for life? The main difference between Moose and I, is I actively try to NOT lock my brother up. Before Stank can respond, Lucky comes in.
L: Okay...halls are clear...and, I think I found....well, just look.
Lucky plays the video of Eco making the calls.
FW: So Alex didn't--
L: I can't tell for sure.
FW: And Eco set this up to.....
L: It would not surprise me if he planted the questions just to humiliate you.
FW: ...
S: ...
FW: I'm going to kill him.
S: Literally or figuratively? Fire shoots Stank a look that answers the question, then gets up and storms out. Lucky and Stank follow.
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"