[fasteddiek]

(Tytan is sitting in between sets working out and his is catching up on the latest OOWF feed. He just gets done watching Firewoman face the council.)


Tytan: (shakes his head with a grin.) Well it seems that was interesting. Could have been so different for you Firewoman if you went left instead of right. There was plans for you, but now...(laughs) just new plans.

(Looks to camera.) It seems a lot of people are tied up with other things these days. People aren't talking about what you tune into the OOWF for.

Yes we do wrestle around here.

Now Mayhem this week,
the Awakening are wrestling and that's enough for you to tune in.

You see I have an IC title match,
and while it's business as usual for me.
The Champ has been no where to been seen.
In fact the only other challenger for that match that we really have heard from is Zed.

So,
let me just say this.
Mayhem the title comes back to The Awakening.
Ecosystem and Agrius are going to continue the lessons with Firewoman and beat down on Seamus.
And the real ladies of the OOWF will teach Royalty a lesson as well.

Then Matt Folz,
I have you in my sights.
I will come for you.
And no one will be able to Save you!

(FADE)

[Chris Eco]

Mai is sitting quietly, listening to a tape recording of "Loving Your Enemies," a 1957 sermon by Rev. Martin Luther King Jr, audio available here.

Dr. King: So somehow the "isness" of our present nature is out of harmony with the eternal "oughtness" that forever confronts us. And this simply means this: That within the best of us, there is some evil, and within the worst of us, there is some good.

When we come to see this, we take a different attitude toward individuals. The person who hates you most has some good in him; even the nation that hates you most has some good in it; even the race that hates you most has some good in it. And when you come to the point that you look in the face of every man and see deep down within him what religion calls "the image of God," you begin to love him in spite of.

No matter what he does, you see God’s image there. There is an element of goodness that he can never sluff off. Discover the element of good in your enemy. And as you seek to hate him, find the center of goodness and place your attention there and you will take a new attitude.

Mai leans back against the wall and watches Tytan's promo. She pauses the speech and listens to Tytan.

Jan 18, 2016 12:14:32 GMT -5 fasteddiek said:

Tytan: (shakes his head with a grin.) Well it seems that was interesting. Could have been so different for you Firewoman if you went left instead of right. There was plans for you, but now...(laughs) just new plans.

. . .

You see I have an IC title match,
and while it's business as usual for me.
The Champ has been no where to been seen.
In fact the only other challenger for that match that we really have heard from is Zed.

Mai pauses Tytan's promo. She plays King's speech again.

Dr. King: Another way that you love your enemy is this: When the opportunity presents itself for you to defeat your enemy, that is the time which you must not do it. There will come a time, in many instances, when the person who hates you most, the person who has misused you most, the person who has gossiped about you most, the person who has spread false rumors about you most, there will come a time when you will have an opportunity to defeat that person.

It might be in terms of a recommendation for a job; it might be in terms of helping that person to make some move in life. That’s the time you must do it. That is the meaning of love. In the final analysis, love is not this sentimental something that we talk about. It’s not merely an emotional something. Love is creative, understanding goodwill for all men.

It is the refusal to defeat any individual. When you rise to the level of love, of its great beauty and power, you seek only to defeat evil systems. Individuals who happen to be caught up in that system, you love, but you seek to defeat the system.

Mai pauses the speech again, and plays an old Christian Carter promo on her iPad.

Jul 29, 2015 11:35:00 GMT -5 Carter said:

CC: Relax? RELAX? When I came into this company, I showed everyone I was the man...I came in here and dominated. Beaten everyone...because the World Champion the quickest anyone has ever done here in OOWF, and what did that get me? A seat in the rear...I destroyed Jared Mann and Matt Folz throughout all of that, and where did that get me? A seat in the rear. And her...that no good chink...I OWN MAI MUYO, and yet who gets a shot after I get screwed? Her, and where did that get me? A seat in the rear.

Pause. Back to Dr. King.

Dr. King: And this is what Jesus means, I think, in this very passage when he says, "Love your enemy." And it’s significant that he does not say, "Like your enemy." Like is a sentimental something, an affectionate something.

There are a lot of people that I find it difficult to like. I don’t like what they do to me. I don’t like what they say about me and other people. I don’t like their attitudes. I don’t like some of the things they’re doing. I don’t like them. But Jesus says love them. And love is greater than like.

Love is understanding, redemptive goodwill for all men, so that you love everybody, because God loves them. You refuse to do anything that will defeat an individual, because you have agape in your soul. And here you come to the point that you love the individual who does the evil deed, while hating the deed that the person does. This is what Jesus means when he says, "Love your enemy." This is the way to do it. When the opportunity presents itself when you can defeat your enemy, you must not do it.

Mai pauses the speech once more. Back to a violent attack by Carter on Mai.

Aug 8, 2015 20:56:59 GMT -5 Carter said:

OOC: This was suppose to take place after Mai and Zed talking...

As Mai walks away from Zed the camera catches a figure lurking when all of a sudden Christian Carter attacks from behind. Carter immediately grabs Msi snd tosses her into the concrete wall. Zed seems to hobble over but is met with a boot to the face. Carter hovers over him.

CC: You've caused enough trouble for one night...stsy out of it or you won't make it to Wednesday.

Carter heads back to Mai who has blood trickling from her head.

CC: You want to play tbis game Mai? You want to try and be on my bad side? Youve been on my bad side for over a year now. April 30th, 2014...the day you cost me MY World Title... you and your self rightious bullshit and hit me with a steel chair.

Carter kicks her in the gut. He leans down to her grabbing her hair. Mai spits blood in Carters face. He has that sadistic grin on his face as he wipes his face and takes a set of Brass knucks out oc his pocket...this time he grabs really hard on her hair showing the knucks..

CC: Im going to hit you with these but before...

Carter sees Zed but before he can get to Carter Alexis and Lindsay have him secured. Carter puts his attention back to Mai...

CC: Where was I? Oh yes...before I hit you with these Mai, let me tell you that because of you interfering and costing me my title...Ihad to wait patiently...and saw my oopportunity to stirike...how Ironic it was the same man who you helped beat me 16 months ago...and I struck. And if you manage to make it to Mayhem...I am going to hurt you soooo badly. RRemember that when you wake up...

MM: Fuck you!

AD: Thats my job bitch...

As Mai tajes her focus to Alexis...Carter cranks back and connects. Mai is out before her face hits the floor. We see Carter smirk but then notices Folz and Jamieand other officials coming and him and the girls run off in the opposite direction. The camera fades as Folz chases after but returns when he knows its a lost cause and retuns as officials and medical personnel tend to Mai and Zed!

The clip ends. Mai hits play on the sermon one more time..

Dr. King: So this morning, as I look into your eyes, and into the eyes of all of my brothers in Alabama and all over America and over the world, I say to you, "I love you. I would rather die than hate you."

Mai rises.

Mai: Tytan. Carter. I love you. I would rather die than hate you.

I promise that what I do on Wednesday will not be about you. It will be about the championship.

And I will afford you the same professional courtesy I afforded my best friend when a championship was on the line.

I will applaud at your entrance.
I will shake your hand if you extend it.
And I will make you tap.

FADE

[Jack Quinn]

<we cut to the Nowhere Bar, Grille and PCPL Repository where we see Justin, Bill, Ellie May and the usual collection of Banned From Everywhere. In addition to that, we see Mai, Zed, DK, Dee, Dre, Tommy, Miranda, Chad, Folz and Fire are all sitting around the bar. Bill walks up to the front and looks out over the crowd>

ABFD: Y'all, we got us a problem. Fer one, this right chere? I reckon this ain't the Destroyitarium, or whatever them fancy britches in Royalty is callin' it these days, but hell, ain't none of you not welcome here. We got PCPL and them other sissified liquors like everclear here. Y'all can come drink here whenever you want!

<there is a general murmur among the crowd and people head toward the bar>

ABFD: Hold up, not yet, ol Bill got a coupla things more ta say. Y'all, we got us a bigger problem than where to drink. Them ol Fancypants in Royalty, and.......whatever they is in Awakening done took over OOWF. Hell son, watch OOWFtv! They's the ones promoificating! They's the one doin what they want, and what is we doing?

Justin: Nothing

ABFD: <pointing to Justin> That ol boy right chere is smarter'n hell. We's sittin' back doin' nothing!

Chad: Bill, with all due respect, I've been through these gang wars before, it never ends well

Fire: Beside, I don't do very well in stables

ABFD: Nuh uh, not good enough

<everyone looks a bit surprised at Bill stepping up>

ABFD: Ol Bill is tired a this mess. Son, we's as good as any a them! Ol Royalty wants to believe theys better than us, says who? Says them? Pappy Sill From Dawsonville once toldify me, son, it ain't what you say, it's what you DO. Them ol boys is good, but so is we. And them spooky creepy fellers and female fellers in Awakening? Hell son, don't none of that scare ol Bill..........is any a YOU ascared of ol Spookypants Tytan?

<Bill looks out to the crowd where everyone shakes their heads>

ABFD: Nah, I didn't think so! Lookitchere, we ain't gotta be some fancy group with a big name, but hell son, we is all we got. Hain't been a single one of us to REALLY stand up to them, cept ol Firewoman, hain't been a single onna us to REALLY give 'em a taste a their own medicine! Them boys don't run this chere OOWF, not on MY watch! Not on ol Bill's watch! Royalty done got the Intercontinental title, I saw we take that sumbitch back! Ol Awakening done got the Onslaught championship, I say we take that sumbich back too! LET'S GO GET EM!

Dre: Yo man, it's over. Royalty gots guards all up in the Destroyitarium. Awakening is everywhere man. It's over.

ABFD: Over? Did you say over, son? Was it over when Royalty pearl harbored Pearl Harbor?

Tommy: Royalty?

Miranda: Shhhhh

ABFD: Was it over when Awakening invaded Poland?

DK: I don't think that's......

Dee: Forget it, he's rolling

ABFD: Son, hain't nothing over until WE say it's over! Now, let's GO GET EM!

<Bill lets out a war whoop and runs out of the room, but no one follows. Everyone just sits with their heads kind of down. Bill walks back>

ABFD: Son, what done happenified to the OOWF ol Bill used to know and love? What done happened to the OOWF that stopped ol Echo when he went crazy and done brought in armed guards and took titles at gunpoint? What happenified to the OOWF that ran ol Vinnie Mac outta town? What happened to the OOWF that came together and stopped the OOWF Civil War? Whar are them folks, cause they's the folks ol Bill wants ta go to war with!

Zed: He's right. Missing most of his brain cells, but he is right. Look, we can't just sit back and LET this happen, and that's exactly what we're doing! I know most of us want to "take the high road" but that isn't going to get us anywhere. Royalty and Awakening are only getting stronger. They took the Destroyitarium, and what did we do about it? Nothing!

Chad: So what, another endless, bloody war, all over........what exactly?

Zed: <looking directly at Chad> About not letting people push us around just because they THINK they can. Now Cowboy, if you are ok with being pushed around by them, that's fine, you don't have to do a thing, none of you do. But personally, I am tired of it. This is NOT what I signed up for.

Folz: I already shed a ton of blood fighting Royalty

Zed: And what are you going to do when they steal that title from you? You know they are going to try, and given enough chances, they will succeed. Then what?

ABFD: Lookitchere, I hain't sayin we gotta stoop to theys level, but we gotta look out for us! They think theys the big bad wolf, but son, lemme tell you something, ol Bill hain't afraid of em. Ol Bill will fight em all by hisself if I haveta! Y'all wanna lurk about in the shadows, feedin on scraps when theys done with the spotlight? Y'all go right ahead, but Bill hain't. This week, ol Jason is gonna learn him a lesson. Ol Jason is gonna learn not to mess with this redneck, and if the rest of Royalty wanna stick theys nose in it? Ol Bill got a bionic elbow for each a them!

<there seems to be general agreement and support. Ellie May steps up>

EMFE: We aren't looking for any commitment. Just think about it. Right now, no one is really opposing either group, so they just continue to do whatever they want. While they do that, we sit on the sidelines, pawns in their little game of power grab. Banned From Everywhere isn't going to sit back and watch. It may cost us, but we are ready for a fight. The rest of you can do what you want when the time comes, but right now? Arctic, drinks are on the house

<a cheer goes up and everyone heads toward the bar as we fade>

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is sitting at Ric's, eating a hot fudge sundae, with Lucky and Davin.

DM: Feeling better?

FW: Little bit.....Lucky?

L: Boss?

FW: Tell Nate to make my match with Eco a cage match.

L: You're in a tag team match with Seamus against Ecosystem and Agrius....

FW: Okay, so the match after that. I want him ALONE and without any interference--

L: You do know that you've had like...a LOT of cage and cell matches in the past, what, two months?

FW: .......so?

L: So you almost missed Christmas because of it.

FW: I don't CARE, Lucky. If it takes that and ending my career to end his, so be it.

Fire goes back to devouring her ice cream.

DM: *whispering to Lucky* Let me handle this....*to Fire* I agree, Fire. Cage. All the way.

FW: Thank you.

DM: I wish Stank agreed.

FW: Huh?

DM: I was talking to him. He doesn't think it's a good idea, and wishes you wouldn't. At least not yet.

FW: He does? Why didn't he tell me?

DM: Aw, you know him. He doesn't want to tell you what to do.

FW: Hm...well, maybe I should hold off....I need more sprinkles.

Firewoman gets up and goes to the ice cream bar. Lucky looks at Davin.

L: When did Stank say that?

DM: He didn't. But she actually listens to him.

L: Nice.

DM: You just gotta know how to play her.

L: Says the man who nearly got us disowned by her permanently.

DM: I've learned. I've also....uh oh....

L: What?

DM: Ecosystem just walked in with Beverly.

L: Shit, did she see him?

DM: Not yet, but much like other predators, there's a small window of opportunity to intervene between her seeing her prey and the attack instinct taking over. We should try to distract-

L: Too late!

Firewoman throws her ice cream bowl and has made a bee-line for Ecosystem and Beverly, who do not see her until it's too late. She quickly has Ecosystem goozled against the wall and Beverly is trying to pull her off, to no avail. Davin successfully pulls Beverly off.

DM: Best not to interfere, rook.

BC: I've been here a while now.

Eco: Fire, I'm sensing you are upset with me about something?

FW: I could crush your windpipe RIGHT. NOW. And not even feel a bit of guilt.

Eco: You could. But you won't.

FW: What the hell did that accomplish? Is humiliating me the latest in your sick games?

Eco: Just trying to remind you what turning your back on me means, my dear.

FW: Nice try with Alexander, too. You almost had me going, but he would NEVER sign up with you and Tytan.

Eco: If you don't mind....

Ecosystem manages to pry her hand from his throat.

Eco: Never say never in this business, Fire. YOU would never team with Poe...until you did. Chloe would NEVER leave Moose...until she did. Stank would NEVER set foot in the Destroyitarium again....until he did. You see my point?

FW: ...

Eco: So I wouldn't be too confident about what Alex would NEVER do. Especially if it's a means to an end.

FW: ....

Ecosystem straightens his shirt and tie.

Eco: Okay, well, I will see you Wednesday, Fire. Beverly? We're out.

Ecosystem turns to go, smirking the whole time. Beverly starts to go with him when Fire grabs her elbow.

BC: Take your hand off me before I--

FW: This is the best advice I think I can ever give you. If you let that man in, and tell him your secrets...He will find a way to use them against you in the worst possible way. I don't know your past, and I don't need to; you keep it pretty quiet. He will take it and parade it in front of the world if he thinks it will get him what he wants, and not even give it a second thought. He will use it to manipulate you into doing the unspeakable just to satisfy his narcissistic delusions. You don't have to join us...but you should get out now, while you still can.

Beverly jerks her arm and pushes Fire away at the same time. Firewoman appears to consider retaliating, but then doesn't as Beverly follows Ecosystem down the hall.

[Chris Eco]

Cut to Beverly following Ecosystem.

Eco: I caught a little bit of that.

Bev: Anything you have to say?

Eco: It depends how troubled you are by my actions.

Bev: I think you could see through it if I said I approved.

Eco: So are you concerned?

Bev; (shrugs, looking to the side) I'm the champion, right? And you're supporting that, not chasing anything of your own? It's not a bad deal.

Eco: You didn't answer my question. You're looking away.

Beverly pauses for a moment, then looks up at Eco, and smiles, with conviction and strength behind her eyes

Bev: Juni, I am focused on precisely on what I want, what I need, and what I intend to keep. I think our interests overlap, and I think we can work together. Beyond that . . . I think vulnerability is a choice. Openness is a choice. Transparency is a choice. Firewoman was vulnerable and honest to you. You used it against her. She made her choices, I will make mine.

Ecosystem and Beverly continue looking at each other, quietly. Eco's posture relaxes - almost shrinks - and he nods.

Eco: Okay then. Back to business.

Eco walks off. Beverly looks back to where Firewoman was for a moment . . . and then continues behind Eco.

FADE

[madjack]

(LD Williams is finishing up a work out, and throws a towel around his neck as the local workers stagger to the showers. LD starts to step through the ropes, pauses...)

LD - What do you want, Wilder?

(INC pans up, shows Tommy sitting up in the rafters - He rolls to his feet, leaps the 8 feet to a vertical support, and cat slides to the floor.)

TW - Wow Dude. You go Canadian Spider Sense or somthin'?

LD - Nope (Points at the headphones TW is wearing) - I can hear that noise you're listening to through those. You got that cranked up.

TW - (Shrugs) Hey man - Dag Nasty has to be cranked. If it's too loud, you're too old, you know?

LD - You calling me... skip it. What do you want?

TW - You're lining up to make a run at Alex and his Scooby gang. I want in. Or at least let you know I got your back.

LD - Yeah? Couple of questions first, kid - Why?

TW - Hey man - Co -Face of the Year winner? Kinda expected, right?

LD - (Glares at Wilder)

TW - OK, OK. Look brah - I got my own beef with Royalty, remember? They tried puttin' Miranda out of the OOWF. I haven't forgot that. OR Danny. Heck - or YOU.

LD - I don't want your help. Take my advice - this isn't going to be your kind of fight.

TW - Yeah? Well, you know me dude. I've never been big on takin' advice.

LD - Right. This isn't gonna be a bunch of wrestling matches, kid. This is going to be a FIGHT. People are going to get hurt.

TW - You don't think I can deal, man?

LD - Can you?

TW - Hey. I proved it. I've run with the big dogs my whole time in the OOWF and I can hang. Underdog. Viper. AA. Moose... YOU.

LD - Don't get cocky.

TW - Ain't bragging if you back it up. Look man. I dig everything you said. Not just 'cause you're Miranda's pop. You been here the whole time. Face, Heel, whatever crew you were running with, or solo. You set a standard. I didn't always agree with it, but I respect it.

LD - And what about Jack?

TW - Don't care. He and I don't mesh, man - everyone knows it. He wants to get it on, we'll get it on. Not like it'll be anything new. I figure we all got more pressin' things to deal with.


LD - Look. I don't want your help. This isn't about anything like titles, wins, losses. This is about survival. Someone isn't walking away from this. Maybe a couple of people. And Miranda is liable to do something crazy if one of those people were you...

You didn't tell her you were talking to me, did you?



TW - Nope. Like you said. This is gonna get ugly. And you might not be askin' for help, but it isn't hard to see that you are gonna take this RIGHT to the edge. Welp. that's right near my neighborhood, man. 'Randa's a big girl. Heck, you think she WON'T get involved?


LD - (Sigh). Look. I don't want help. I'm not asking for help.


TW - Noted dude. Only room for one on a board, man. Don't mean you're the only one on that wave. Now, I got a date with a tower and a squirrel suit - later man.


(Wilder walks out the door)



LD - Moron is going to get himself killed. Then Miranda is going to kill me.

[fasteddiek]

(The Awakening music plays and Tytan makes his way out at a local House show to a chorus of boos.)


Tytan: So once again the world thinks the Awakening is the Enemy. The world thinks that the Awakening is walking around doing whatever they want. It seems people in the back think that the Awakening is taking over the airwaves, that we are EVERYWHERE!


(This is working up the crowd.)


The problem is I have told you that all along.
I said exactly what we were going to do, and the Awakening did exactly that.

Now, the sad thing is takes Awesome Bill to realize this.
It takes Awesome Bill to call for War.
It takes Awesome Bill to rally the troops.

It shows how blind people really are in the back.
It shows how happy people are with the status quo,
It shows how easily how a small group of people that no one took seriously could come right in
and do whatever they want.

The OOWF
is asleep at the wheel and has lost complete control.
And yes even a man like Ecosystem can see the mess that is this place.
He knows what the answer is.
He knows how the OOWF can be saved!
He knows that it is up to the Awakening to do what the Heroes of this company couldn't do.

We as the Awakening know what needs to be done.
We will burn this company to the ground.
You want a war.
You want to stand for a cause.
IT'S about damn time!

But here's the thing....
and I want you to listen really good in the back.
ITS TOO LATE!
We have gained control,
all the Heroes are dead.
AND THERE IS NO ONE
and I mean NO ONE
that can save YOU!

(FADE)

[DevSop]

*Awakening Locker Room*

Junichiro, Chloe, & Aquaman are just returning to the locker room after doing something. As they step in, they see Alexander Darling sitting comfortably on a recliner. Chloe & Aquaman are about to pounce when Eco holds up a hand and takes the scene in.

Eco: He's not here for a fight.

Chloe: Even better. We can leave him in a pool of blood.

Alex: Tell your lapdogs that if they want that battle, we can make it happen but then they don't know that you think you can use me to get under my wife's skin and starting a war with Royalty isn't in your plans.

Eco: My plans are their plans. And I have no idea what you're talking about.[/b]

Alex: Juni, if you wanna play that game we can, but I know you and you really don't want to be looking over your other shoulder to see if you've made an enemy of Royalty. You've already pissed off The Saints with your persuasive technique to get Chloe there to turn her back on Moose.

Chloe: *snarling* You have no right to say his name.

Alex: And that right there Juni is why you're going to let me speak my peace to you in private because I know how you can break the hold Moose still has on your Sisters of Sin.

Chloe: He has no hold...

Eco: I know that. You have a place here, but I do believe I owe Alexander here an explanation for his role in my little game.

Aquaman: We're not leaving you alone with him.

Eco: I'll be fine. If Alex wanted to do me any harm, I'd never see him coming. Isn't that right?

Alex: I did learn from the best to make sure that the threat of violence is what someone sees, but make sure they never know when it will happen. And I'm not here to break you Juni. In fact, like I said...I'm here to help.

Eco nods to Chloe and Aquaman and they nod back reluctantly. As they start to leave, Eco grabs Chloe and whispers something in her ear. She nods and grabs Aquaman by the arm as they walk out of the room.[/i]

Alex: How long til they're back with Tytan and Beverly and Edra.

Eco: What are you...

Alex: *just staring down Eco*

Eco: Probably 10 minutes at most. What do you want Alexander?

Alex: Join me here.

Eco looks like he's trying to decide if this is a ploy but Alex holds his hands up to show he means no harm. Eco finally senses that Alex is being sincere, which, well, Alex is almost never sincere and as Eco comes closer to the chair, Alex leaps up and goozles Eco around the throat.

Alex: Understand this Juni...if you EVER use me against MY wife again...she won't have the chance to end your career, I'll do it.

Alex pushes Eco down onto the chair and he starts rubbing his throat.

Eco: I knew you still cared.

Alex: *chuckling* I care about making sure you don't think I or Royalty are yours to play games with. You want to manipulate Fire, be my guest. We know it's one of the easiest things in the world to do, but Royalty is not yours to use.

Eco: Right. It's yours.

Alex: You people really don't get it. Royalty isn't anyones. It just is. It's ours because of birthright and not like your lackeys would like to say because we were chosen. But that's not why I am here.

Eco: Enlighten me dear Alexander. What could I, Junichiro Muyo, do for you?

Alex: The way I see it, you used me to get under the skin of my wife which means you owe me one.

Eco: You see things in a way that benefits you. I see things in a way that benefit the whole. This is why we clash so much. If you would only see how much you could help me by believing in my vision.

Alex: Your visions are insane and I want nothing to do with them. *looks at his watch*

Eco: Tick tick tick. Running out of time to make your pitch.

Alex: As much as you won't admit it Juni, I know you bask in the power you have. And I know you hate to see it being usurped or flagrantly disrespected.

Eco: What are you talking about?

Alex: I believe you know about the lease and contracts associated within the OOWF. And I believe you knowing the specifics of the Drink & Destroy Destroyatorium lease and contracts.

Eco: Point?

Alex: As my lovely sister Alexis pointed out to me, when Royalty commandeered the original Destroyatorium and your contractual oversight gave us possession and ownership, we took on that lease and contract and all legal...

Super Mario: IT'S A ME...MARIO. DID I HEAR THE WORD LEGAL?

Alex: *giving Mario the death eye* Do I look like a comedic element? Do you really think you belong here?

Super Mario: *looking back and forth between Alex & Eco before he slowly backs out of the room*

Alex: As I was saying, even with the change in name from the Destroyatorium to The Royal Chateau Lounge, we hold all contracts and copyrights associated with the Destroyatorium.

Eco: *sighing* You want me to shut down their little put together basement bar, don't you.

Alex: If you don't want the full weight of the lawyers Christian & I can bring down on you then, yes that would seem to be in your best interests. The Destroyatorium name is Royalty's to do with as they please and any attempt to circumvent that trademark and copyright will be in direct violation of the contracts Royalty has.

Eco: Fine. I'll get it handled. Anything else?

Alex: Yea, tell my other sister, Spencer, that she and Ashley have a choice. They can come back to work and live up to the contracts they had Alexis draw up when they first got a job with Drink & Destroy to work at The Destroyatorium, which, whatdoyaknow, carry over to them having unbreakable contracts to work at The Royal Chateau Lounge.

Eco: And when she refuses which knowing Darlings like I do, she will.

Alex: Then she can run home because she'd have no place in the OOWF after breaking her contract. Silly non-compete clauses that Lexie loves putting in things. And she knows that if she had to go home, Mommy & Daddy have no love for Ash and that carrying on that type...

Eco: *Glaring*

Alex: Hey, it's not me. I have no issue with who Spencer loves...but Mommy & Daddy Darling do.

Eco: Maybe I might have to make a visit to south Florida. But is that all now Alexander?

Alex: Yup. And look at that. With a whole minute to spare.

Eco: What about what you said you would do for me?

Alex: Thought you had that handled?

Eco: You know the legal process can take days, sometimes weeks or months.

Alex: *reaching into his coat and pulling out a large legal size manila envelope* Don't say I never gave you anything. *tosses Eco the envelope*

Alex starts to head to the door and it flies open and there stand Tytan, The SIsters of Sin, Aquaman, & Beverly. Alex starts backing up as The Awakening start to push further into the room. As they corner Alex against the wall, there's a sound at the door and there we now see that Jason Allen, Alexis & Lindsay, Carter & Donovan have arrived as well. Alex turns to look at Eco asking him how he wants this to proceed.

Eco: *looking inside the envelope* Is this legit?

Alex: Guess you'll have to find out.

Eco: Let him go.

Alex: *walks past The Awakening with a long stare at Tytan and we see Alex mouth the word soon* Always your pleasure Juni.

As Alex joins up with the rest of Royalty they exit the locker room.

Beverly: What is that? It looks like one of my...

Eco: It's similar, but Alex & especially Lexie have some interesting connections and this could come in handy. I'll show it to you later.

Tytan: I thought we agreed we wouldn't work with them.

Eco: We're not. He thinks he can use me to further his goals and until there's a good reason to line up against them, let them think what they want. What did we always used to say?

Tytan: Let's get Taco Bell.

Eco: Yes, but besides that...work smarter, not harder.

Edra: I'd rather work on breaking those Queens necks.

Eco: In due time...in due time.

*Fade*

[wld]

L.D. Williams is reading in the Saints’ locker room when Moosehead Jack comes out of his room.

MHJ: Billy-Dee…

LDW: Jack.

MHJ: I admitted I was wrong to try to break up the Saints, right?

LDW: You did.

MHJ: And I told you I’d have your back against both Royalty and The Awakening.

LDW: As I recall.

MHJ: I even went so far as to agree to ignore them and do what we have to do, whether they cheer or boo.

LDW: You did, surprisingly.

MHJ: Well, I meant every word.

LDW: Good to know.

MHJ: However, if you hang the Moosey costume in my room one more time, I’m going to gut you like a Darling.

LDW: Everyone needs a hobby Jack.

MHJ: Find another one.

LDW: Fair enough.

MHJ: …

LDW: Although, I hear that SFJ#13 is rather fond of capes.

MHJ: …

LDW: …

MHJ: …

LDW: …

MHJ: the HELL does that have to do with anything?

LDW: <sigh>

<fade>

[Sportsguy]

A little bit after Tytan's promo, "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" fires up and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz makes his way to the ring. Matt smiles and waits for the crowd to quiet down before he grabs a microphone.

Matt: I'd like to thank you all for that ovation, although I'm still not entirely sure I deserve it. I hope you all don't mind, I just felt the need to come out here and say a few things that have been on my mind lately.

The first is to my opponent tomorrow. Dre, I feel like I owe you an apology. I sincerely hope you haven't taken the fact that I haven't talked about our match as a sign of disrespect. Let me assure you that is the exact opposite. You're one hell of a wrestler and I've been busting my ass in the Spin Hanson Memorial Training Center every day getting ready for you. I look forward to you and I getting in this very ring tomorrow night and putting on a hell of a show. And after I beat you...and it won't be easy, but I believe I will, after I beat you I'll even show you that there's no hard feelings by going to the Nowhere Bar and buying you a beer. Good luck tomorrow, I genuinely mean that.

Now then, moving on to the man who was out here earlier this evening. (Shaking head) Tytan, Tytan, Tytan... let me preface this by saying I meant exactly what I've said several times now, I'm legitimately not interested in going to war with your stable. That's why I'm politely turning down Bill and Zed's offer for now. And I'm not going to insult you by calling you an idiot, because I do actually believe you're a very intelligent individual. But I will go so far as to say that I think you're a bit misinformed about a few things. I'll give you partial credit on one... you believe that the Intercontinental Championship is going to change hands tomorrow, and on that I do agree with you. Where we differ is the fact it's not going to be you. I've been working out with Mai all week and I see the focus, I see the intensity in her eyes, and I believe that there's nothing on Earth that will stop her from walking out of the ring tomorrow once again Intercontinental Champion. Am I biased? Of fucking course I am. But I also believe I'm correct.

Now, as to what you said today about The Awakening having gained complete control of this company? (Matt smiles and raises up his OOWF World Championship belt) Really? You don't want to rethink that statement? Because the way I see it, holding this gives me more than a little bit of influence around here. Now, if you want to come at me man to man and take your shot at me, feel free. Hell, you're a Grand Slam champion, your resume speaks for itself, you're certainly entitled to a shot. I'll give you one, absolutely. But you will fail. And I'll give Beverly, Chloe and Edra shots too. And THEY will fail as well. And Rabbit Mask? Chad? Whoever wins tomorrow night and gets that briefcase, please make note that you'll fail as well. See I'm not just a wrestler in this company, right now I am THE wrestler in this company. This (Holding up his Championship again) gives me the right to say that. Like Dizzy Dean said "It ain't bragging if you can back it up"

Matt hands the mic back to the timekeeper and walks off as we...... FADE

[wyattcox]

A few minutes later ...



And out comes Edra and Beverly in business suits, albeit Edra has a VERY short skirt, and Chloe is dressed in a bikini that leaves very little to the imagination. As any good champion, Beverly is wearing her Onslaught title around her waist. Edra grabs the microphone from the timekeeper and the trio enters the ring.

Edra: First, I would like to thank Matthew Folz for his kind words. Though he knows very well that, with deference to our colleague, that there is as much of a chance of the Sisters of Sin getting within sniffing distance of any OOWF title as Martin O’Malley has of getting the Democratic Nomination. (boos) I mean, let’s say Nate goes on a bender and makes the match. You all know as well as we do, that there are people in the back who would never let us win that..or any championship. Royalty...Drink and Destroy...or the Saints. None of them would let us get the pin. So, as someone once said, it’s easy not to sin when you haven’t been tempted.

(Crowd boos)

Edra: Midweek Mayhem, The Sisters of Sin and YOUR ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION Beverly Cambridge take on three of Royalty’s biggest bitches. Alexis, Lindsay, we still owe you. And you are the prime example that no one will let the Sisters get anywhere near Championship Gold. You two screwed us out of the titles. And them lost them. Isn’t it interesting though, that in that team, the biggest bitch is Alexander? (Beverly laughs)

Edra: The bottom line is this. Everybody thinks the Awakening is a flash in the pan. Everyone thinks we’re a joke. Well, we’re still here. We’re still in charge, and thanks to Ecosystem, Tytan, the Sisters, Beverly, and Asyrian, we have people worried. As an old friend once said, Just when you mouth breathing cretinous humanoids think you have all the answers....we change the questions...The Awakening has gained control, all your Heroes are dead. and there is no one, and I mean NO ONE that can save YOU! Except us. Bitches.

(Edra drops the mike and the trio hugs and walks up the ramp as the scene fades)

[madjack]

(Tommy walks into the locker room, when he takes a WICKED shot to the jaw from someone off camera! The punch sends him sprawling, and we see Miranda Williams standing there, furious...)


TW - Owww... what the.... OOOF!


(Miranda kicks him in the gut, and lets loose with a steam of what is apparently swearing, though at this point, the INC doesn't have subtitles)


TW - WHOA WHOA WHOA! OK! I'll clean up the locker room! SHIT!!!!!


(Tommy barely dodges a superkick, then starts avoiding Miranda's "Brazilian Violence" by using his parkour, but takes another punch, so he uses a wall plant spin gets him clear of another kick, a duck roll gets him behind her - he backrolls over the couch, and as Miranda tries to leap over and follow him, he kicks the couch so she clips it and falls to the floor.)


TW - OK, OK CHILL OUT!!!!

(Miranda gets to her feet, clenching her fists and glaring at him.)

TW - I assume you saw my confab with your pops.

MW - (Something in Portuguese)

TW - I'll take that as a yes, though you know I have no freakin clue what you're saying, Babe.

(Miranda takes a breath)

MW - How. Dare. You.

TW - Now look....

MW - HOW DARE YOU! Since when do I need your, or my father's, or ANYONES' protection? I can fight The Royalty every bit as hard as you or anyone else! I'm not afraid of them, and I'm not some china doll that needs your protection!

TW - You're absolutely right.

MW - And something else! If I decide to rip into Carter, Alexis..... wait. What?

(Tommy Wilder hops on to the back of a chair)

TW - You're 100% on rail. No doubt. You don't need my protection. You can take on anyone, anywhere. But you aren't grokin' what I said.

MW - Oh? Then enlighten me. Before I punch your lights out again.

TW - (Shakes his head) Gotta love that William's temper... (Ducks a thrown can of Red Bull)

TW - OK, One - don't waste the Go Juice, savvy? Second - That conversation wasn't about protecting YOU. It was about ME. Wheels come off and folks start putting soft bit to the pavement, I know you'll be standing with your Dad, laying people out, and taking your lumps right there. Same for Moose, Stank, and others.

I'M a wild card. Face it - since day one, I've been on the side of the angels. Ian might have aid "Good Guys don't Wear White" but right down to it, I ain't one for the Dark Side. And LD knows it. So I let him know what was flyin' in my head. Folks are carvin' out their lines, 'Randa. Good guys, bad guys. All got their agendas, whether or not we get what they are thinkin' yet.

I'm not Royalty, obviously, and I'm not part of Eco's Loony Tune. And do you SERIOUSLY see me as a Saint? Moosie would start wearing a pretty, pretty dress, bleed from the eyes, swear off cigars and then universe would probably implode.

That don't mean I gotta stand on the sidelines.

I'm standing with someone. And I'll go full out, cleats down and wheels out for them.

And that is YOU, sweetheart.

You back your dad? I back you.

Sides, getting Alex all torqued is almost as much fun as ridin' Moose.




MW - (Sigh) I kind of overreacted, didn't I.

TW - Ya THINK? No probs. Chalk it up to genetics. Now one more thing -

MW - (Smiles) Yeah?

TW - It's your turn to clean the room.


(As the camera fades, we hear multiple crashes)


TW - WILL YOU STOP BUSTIN' UP THE CAFFINATED BEVERAGES????

[Carter]

As we get ready for Mayhem, the camera cuts to the IC Champion, Christian Carter. Title belt over the shoulder, and Alexis in arms, a SFJ comes up to Christian, and gives Lexi the stink eye look. Lexi doesn't take real nice to it, but doesn't say anything just yet as the SFJ starts talking.

SFJ: Mr. Carter, you are about to defend your Intercontinental Championship in what could be your toughest match to date, and we haven't heard a word from you. Aren't you worried after we've heard from both Mai and Tytan, multiple times, claiming they will defeat you and get that title.

Before Carter can answer, Lexi steps in between Carter and the reporter.

LD: Listen here...stank, this is Christian Carter, the man who has defied all odds, who was too good for the Saints, who took MY brother to a place he has NEVER been before, and a TWO time World Heavyweight Champion. Christian Carter is a God, and everyone else is beneath him, including YOU! And if I were you, I'd step back before I get a little bit angry!

Carter smiles at Lexi and he nods as the she takes the mic from the SFJ and hands it to Carter.

CC: Mai, no one can love me, like my Lexi here, but the one thing I"m gong to love is finally ending you once and for all. I'm sick of beating you TIME after TIME after TIME after TIME. And Tytan, the man who couldn't get the job done as the head honcho of the Awakening, had to get Mai's crazy brother to bail him out. Let me tell you Tytan, this title means nothing to you. You want it as a stepping stone. To get noticed...to matter, all because shit has gone downhill for you. Leesa can do that to people, and she definitely put you in your place.

I have no worries tonight. I will walk down to that ring, beat the living shit out of both my competitors, and walk back up that ramp and to the Lounge with MY Intercontinental Championship still on my shoulder, because I AM ROYALTY...and WE don't follow...WE LEAD. Welcome to the New World.

Carter drops the mic and walks off as Lexi follows, putting her shoulder into the SFJ, knocking her down as the camera fades.

[blownspot]

*The Circle are riding around town in Ghosthead's Camaro. Shannon is scowling.*

Ghost -

Shannon -

Ghost - Something troubles you.

Shannon - Tommy. Wilder.

Ghost - What about him?

Shannon -

Ghost -

Shannon - Nothing.

Ghost -

Shannon -

Ghost -

Shannon - It's JUST-

Ghost - *sigh*

Shannon - Did you SEE his promo where he basically accused US of not being able to beat them, and I quote, "Straight up"?

Ghost - I am not moved by Tommy Wilder's words.

Shannon - He's IMPLYING that we somehow... CHEATED to keep them from winning!

Ghost - Why does that bother you?

Shannon - Uh... HELLOOOO?

Ghost - *sigh*

Shannon - We fought them JUST as HARD as they fought us!

Ghost -

Shannon - ANd the ref threw out the match after things spiraled out of control MUTUALLY between both teams!

Ghost -

Shannon - I could cut the same damn promo he did and it would make just as much sense!

Ghost - Perhaps he is simply frustrated from my use of the Black Mist.

Shannon - Yeah! That happened AFTER the bell had rung!

Ghost - Wife-

Shannon - NO! He's trying to make us seem illegitimate!

Ghost - Calm yourself.

Shannon - I could claim THEY couldn't beat us "STRAIGHT UP" because Miranda had to hurricarana me through a fucking table!

Ghost - I believe that also happened after the match had concluded.

Shannon - Why let details get in the way of a good story?

Ghost - Wife... it does not matter. We are still the Tag Team Champions.

Shannon - I'm just... TIRED of the disrespect!

Ghost - We can't take respect from those unwilling to give it. It is a thing earned, not coveted.

Shannon -

Ghost - And usually fleeting. This is something you desire?

Shannon - Of course. Who doesn't want respect?

Ghost - The wanting is not the problem. The needing however...

Shannon -

Ghost -

Shannon - Turn right up here. I thought I saw an Arby's.

Ghost - Ughh.. You may as well direct us to the third circle of Hell.

Shannon - What's that? You say you LOVE ARBY'S? Great! I too could go for a Roast Beef n Cheddar sandwich.

Ghost - I said no such thing.

Shannon - I love you too, honey. Thanks.

*Fade*

[Road Warrior Shark]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (Show 724)

Point Roberts, Washington

January 20, 2016

Murphy's Law vs. LD Williams & Stank

An amazingly in control brawl that...well...surprises the fans up until Alexander Darling makes an appearance at the top of the ramp. The move distracts the Saints long enough for the Murphy’s to set up LD for n Irish Car Bomb! DK covers LD, and Dee slows down Stank long enough for the Three Count

Your Winners (Pinfall; 18:15) Murphy's Law!

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Awesome Bill vs. Jason Allen

The Horace Hogan of Royalty and Awesome Bill have an all-out war that we join 11 minutes in. Both men have bloodied each other and Jason has muscled up Bill for a sitout powerbomb that Bill kicks out of 1 2 and 15/1th. Jason as apoplectic and picks up Bill for a piledriver. Jason climbs to the top rope and goes for the Joker’s Wild! But Bill has more in the tank than Jason thinks, and throws Jason halfway across the ring. Bill charges...Mason Dixon Line that sends both Jason and Bill over the top rope. Bill and Jason brawl around ringside oblivious to the fact that the referee is counting them both out.

Official Decision (13:45) Double Count Out

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Ecosystem & Agrius vs. Firewoman & Seamus McNasty

Eco and Fire start in the ring, and Eco lands a couple of strikes before going right for a vertical suplex. Fire is having none of it, elbowing Eco in the head to reverse her way out of it. Fire lands a hurricanrana. Fire then stand Eco up and whips Eco into her corner, landing a dropkick before tagging in Seamus. Eco, who fell forward after the dropkick, hurriedly rolls towards his corner and reaches up to tag in Agrius before continuing his roll underneath the bottom rope.

The two big men do exactly what you'd expect - beat the ever loving hell out of each other. Agrius has plenty of strength in his offense, but Seamus' experience starts to pay off and he takes the upper hand. He finally grounds Agrius with a discus clothesline before tagging Fire back in. Agrius still has plenty of fight in him, but his aggression only plays to Fire's favor as they square off. Agrius lands some headbutts and heavy fists, but any time he looks for a big move Fire is able to fight her way out of it with an arm drag or another evasive move. Eventually, Agrius tires of the chase and tags in a hesitant Eco.

Eco largely plays defense, trying to stall and give Agrius a chance to recover. At one point, Eco rolls out of the ring in hopes of goading an eager Fire into an ambush from the big man, but Fire doesn't take the bait and demands Eco get back in the ring. Finally, Eco climbs back in to the ring and holds out an arm, offering to lock up. Fire warily eyes Eco, but then extends an arm only to watch Eco backpedal into the corner to tag in Agrius, drawing a massive boo from the crowd.

Fire finally charges into the corner after Eco, but Agrius intercepts her with a big right fist. Fire staggers backwards into the corner, but comes roaring back with a floatover DDT. She then tags in Seamus, who nails Agrius with a knee to the head as Agrius is regaining his footing. Again Seamus is getting the better of Agrius, and frustration starts to mount in the Awakening corner. Eco grabs Agrius' staff and acts as if he'll enter the ring with it, but he's cut off by the official as well as Fire, who has rounded the bend and climbed up on the apron to nail Eco with a clothesline, sending them both tumbling to ringside. Seamus hesitates briefly at the commotion, which is all the opening Agrius needs to land a well placed big boot. Agrius then scoops up the staggered Seamus ... ARMAGEDDON. Fire spots this and comes flying back towards the ring, but she can't break up the pin in time.

Your Winners (Pinfall; 11:23), Ecosystem and Agrius!

---

Ghosthead vs. Tommy Wilder

A tight back and forth battle between these two unorthodox wrestlers. Endgame comes when Wilder goes for the Caffeine Rush but at the last minute Ghosthead drops down and Wilder flies through the ropes and hits the corner post hard. Ghosthead drags Wilder back in by the hair for the Horror Driver! One Phantasmagoria later and Ghosthead forces a grounded Wilder to tap out...

Your Winner (Submission; 17:16) Ghosthead!

---

Alexander & Alexis Darling & Lindsay McAllister vs. Beverly Cambridge & Sisters of Si

Before the introductions are made, the ring announcer confers with referee Angelo Barros and announces that anyone not booked in the match is banned from ringside on account of six people being more that enough for one writer referee to keep track of. Beverly Cambridge steps through the curtain flanked by Chloe and Edra Neal. The united front of the Awakening pauses on the stage to soak in the boos of the crowd, and then marches to the ring. The Sisters of Sin mount the turnbuckles as Beverly raises her arms in the middle of the ring, and then the trio retreat to their corner to discuss strategy. The lights dim and spotlights swirl on the stage as everyone’s favourite theme song plays. Alexis Darling and Lindsay McAllister come through the curtain and pose, then point to the entrance as Alexander Darling steps on to the stage. The dramatic effect of the entrance is somewhat diminished by a cut to the ring, where Chloe is reclining on the top rope, apparently napping, as Edra yawns and Beverly studies her nails. Royalty climb into the ring, and Barros steps between the two teams. He quickly gives them their instructions and calls for the bell.

Chloe apparently wants to start, as she tackles Lindsay with a Thesz press as soon as the bell rings. Alexis drags Chloe off by the hair, but gets clotheslined almost out of her boots by Edra. Alex drops Edra onto the growing pile of bodies with a superkick, but before he can follow up Beverly plants him with a German suplex. Rolling his eyes for the first of many times tonight, Barros chooses to ignore the ladies spilling out to the floor and moves in to count the pin. Alex rolls a shoulder at two. Beverly gets right back to her feet and stomps Alex, trying to keep him on the mat. He catches a boot and tries to flip her off her feet, but she brings her free knee around and drives it into his head. She drops three elbows into his throat and covers, but Alex kicks out at two. Beverly waits for Alex to get to his knees and tries for a punt, but Alex moves his head at the last second. While Beverly is off balance, Alex hooks her leg and pulls her to the mat. Alex tries to tie her into the Darling Moneyclip, but she kicks him off - into the corner where Alexis is waiting to make the tag.

Alexis steps into the ring and immediately turns to tag Lindsay. Alex hits a knee lift that stands Beverly up, and Lindsay and Alexis level her with a tandem clothesline. Lindsay scoops Beverly up and slams her across Alexis’ knee. Barros has words with Alexis, and she subtly pulls his attention away from Lindsay, who chokes Beverly on the mat. Chloe and Edra enter the ring, but Alexis spins Barros around to cut them off. She returns to her corner, hitting a rolling knee drop on Beverly on the way. Barros gets the Sisters out of the ring and turns to see Lindsay making a cover. He counts, but she kicks out just in time.

Lindsay pulls Beverly to her feet and sends her into a neutral corner, charging in after her with a knee to the midsection. She tries to lift Beverly onto the turnbuckles, but Beverly grabs the ropes to block. Beverly reverses and lifts Lindsay over the ropes and drops her on the apron. Beverly avoids a forearm and connects with one of her own. She tries to follow up, but Alexis grabs her by the hair from the apron and pulls her against the ropes. Lindsay throws a punch, but Beverly pulls herself out of the way. Lindsay manages to avoid hitting her partner, but it gives Beverly time to roll to her corner and make the tag.

Edra charges across the ring and spears Lindsay into the corner. Alexis tries to help, but eats an elbow that sends her to the floor. Edra sends Lindsay to the ropes and lifts her in a Gorilla press, the points her toward the Awakening’s corner and tosses her across the ring. Lindsay starts to get to her feet, and Edra scoops her up and drops her spine-first onto the top turnbuckle.She tags her sister, and then delivers several forearms to Lindsay’s ribcage as Chloe climbs the ropes. Chloe leaps over Lindsay and drops into the ring, driving a double axe handle into her ribs. Lindsay starts to slip off the turnbuckle, but Beverly catches her and sits her up as Chloe tags Edra. Edra lifts Lindsay for a muscle buster. She turns, but eats a superkick from Alexis. Alex catches Lindsay and lowers her to the mat. Barros forces the Darlings back to their corner, but Alex brings Lindsay with them and Alexis tags herself in.

Alexis gets behind Edra as she gets up, and connects with several shots to the kidneys. She spins Edra around, but Edra hooks her and hits a uranage. Alexis manages to hang onto the arm on landing, and rolls Edra into a cross arm breaker. Edra gets her feet under her, but Alexis maintains her grip,even when Edra lifts her and slams her into the mat. Edra tries to do it again, but Alex is in with a bulldog that allows Alexis to flip her over and regain her leverage. It looks like Edra is in serious trouble, but Chloe is in to stomp Alexis and break the hold. Alex is back in as well, and while Barros is keeping him and Chloe separated, Alexis rakes Edra’s eyes and drags her to Royalty’s corner. She scoops Edra up, and Lindsay comes in so that Alexis can hit a shoulderbreaker onto her knee. The Queens pummel Edra on the mat, drawing Beverly into the ring.

Barros just about has Chloe back to her corner when Beverly storms past, and that distraction is all Chloe needs. She shoves past the ref and attacks Alex, feinting with a forearm and catching his block. She twists him into a hammerlock and shoves him against the ropes. She elbows him in the back of the head and then vaults the ropes and clothes lines him on the top strand. Chloe lands on her feet and reaches in and drags Alex to the floor. Barros watches them, but since neither is legal, chooses to let them go and focus on the brawl in the ring. He sends Lindsay back to the apron, and then forces Beverly to return to her corner. Of course, as soon as his back is turned, the Queens go to town on Edra. She fights back, and manages to stagger Alexis, but before she can follow up, Lindsay grabs her hair. Edra turns - and gets punched in the face! Edra’s head snaps back, and we see Lindsay stuff something into her boot as Alexis lifts Edra up and hits the Bitch Killer. Barros turns around to see Alexis rolling Edra up. Beverly starts back in, but Lindsay cuts her off, and Chloe is tied up with Alex on the outside and can’t get back to the ring. Alexis puts her feet on the ropes for good measure as Barros counts One...Two...Three.

Your Winners, (Pinfall; 18:06), Royalty!

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Miranda Williams vs. Shannon Mann

The two women enter the ring, and the cat fight begins almost immediately after the bell. This being the OOWF, this is no diva cat fight. This is serious, and Miranda and Shannon throw major punches at each other. More than once they cross the line, and the referee has to intervene. Finally, Shannon gets a good string of rope work and suplexes, wearing Miranda down. She gets her into an extreme armbar, and doesn't appear to be going for the submission yet, but does appear very interested in causing as much pain as possible. She jams her knee into Miranda's back, and drops an elbow or three to Miranda's deltoid every so often. Shannon transitions seemlessly to a Chinlock, and Miranda fights to pull Shannon off her. Shannon stands up, pulling Miranda with her. Miranda reaches behind and grabs the back of Shannon's head and drops...JAWBREAKER! Shannon staggers back, and Miranda recovers, before seizing the opportunity to spear Shannon into the ring post. She quickly hits a Reverse Suplex, into a body scissor dragon sleeper...MIRANDA RIGHTS! Shannon had the wind completely knocked out of her with that spear, so it doesn't take long for her to tap.

Winner via Submission in 10:11, MIRANDA WILLIAMS~!

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Moosehead Jack vs. Eric Donavan

Donavan is announced first and makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos. He smirks and stands in the center of the ring and soaks in the boos. “Scarecros” plays and Moose is announced. Jack tries to slip through the crowd, but as he hops the apron, Donavan comes around the corner and blindsides him with a HUGE clothesline! Donavan drops to his knees and grabs Moose and jackhammers punches to his face, then pulls him to his feet, scoops him up and SLAMS him on the floor! Jack howls in pain and grabs his back, Donavan shows no mercy, he pulls Moose back to his feet and repeatedly slams him back first into the apron before picking him up and driving him back first into the ring post! Moose writhes in pain on the floor, the referee is essentially helpless, the match hasn’t officially started yet since Moose has yet to be in the ring.

Donavan finally pulls Moose up again and rolls him under the bottom rope and slowly climbs into the ring. The bell rings officially starting the match, Donavan covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Donavan spends the next several minutes working over Moose’s back, backbreakers, powerslams you name it, Donavan unleashes it. Donavan gets several two counts, but he can’t quite keep Moose down. He finally drops all his weight on the small of Moose’s back and pulls him back into a chinlock, trying for a submission. Moose snarls in anger and slowly claws his way to the bottom rope and forces the break. Donavan reluctantly breaks, but only when the referee threatens disqualification. While Donavan is arguing with the ref, Moose rolls under the bottom rope to the floor where he slumps to the floor holding his back.

While Moose lies on the floor on the outside, Donavan shoves the referee away, surprisingly NOT drawing a DQ, he races toward the ropes and leaps over the top trying for a senton on Moose, but Jack rolls out of the way and under the ring, Donavan SLAMS onto the floor back first and howls in pain. From under the ring, Moose loops a cord around Donavan’s throat and plants a foot in his back and pulls back. Donovan claws at his throat trying to free the cord while his face starts to turn blue. Moose releases the cord before Donavan actually dies and rolls from under the ring and gets to his feet.

Moose goes on the attack, battering Donavan with anything not nailed down, while still clearly troubled by his back. Jack keeps up the attack for several minutes, bloodying and battering Donavan. Donavan fights back a few times and gets near falls on Moose, but Moose comes back each time more vicious than the last. The match ends after Donavan pulls Moose out onto the apron and calls for a powerbomb to the floor! He has Jack set up, but Moose slips free and hits a low blow that the referee somehow misses. Jack sets Donavan up and hits a SIT OUT PILEDRIVER (the one that broke Austin’s neck) ON THE APRON! He rolls Donavan into the ring and locks in the ji-endo, but Donavan is limp and pretty well out of it, the referee waves off the match and calls for the bell.
WINNER in 27:11 – Moosehead Jack

Jack breaks the hold and rolls back into the ring with a mic and HDB

Moose: CARTER! CARTER GET THE FUCK OUT HERE NOW!

No one appears, so Moose takes HDB and rakes it across Donavan’s forehead, drawing even more blood. This brings out ALL of Royalty, but before they can come down the ramp, Moose grabs the scalpel from his boot and puts it against Donavan’s throat

Moose: That’s far enough. Don’t fucking think for one second I won’t do it. Carter, I just called you out here, the rest of Royalty can fuck off, this is between you and I. Carter, at the pay per view, I want a no DQ match. You and I both know people are not going to stay out if it, so let’s just go ahead and make it all legal like

Carter: Jack, why would I want to waste my time with you? Donavan gave you all you can handle tonight, based on that alone, I wouldn’t even break a sweat against you.

Moose: Yeah?

<Moose presses the scalpel against Donavan’s throat a little harder, but now Donavan is awake and realizes what is going on and his eyes go wide>

Carter: Ok! Ok! Just……..just back off and you got your match. I have NO problem taking you right the fuck out.

Moose: <smirking> See you Sunday Carter, and Alex <pointing the scalpel at him> I’m coming for you

Jack slams Donavan’s face into the mat, then rolls out of the ring and escapes through the crowd before Royalty can get to the ring

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Chad Madison vs. Rabbit Mask - IO Contract Best of Seven Series: Match Seven

"Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy" hits, and Chad Madison emerges from the entrance. He high-fives some fans on his way to the ring, but is more serious than usual as he gets ready for the "Game Seven" moment. "The Killing Moon" begins, and Rabbit Mask pauses at the top of the ramp, lifting up the IO briefcase. After several seconds, he makes his way to the ring, never breaking eye contact with Chad. Once in the ring, Rabbit goes nose-to-nose with Chad. The two exchange words before they are separated, and Angelo Barros calls for the bell.

The bell rings, and Rabbit and Chad tie up. Chad briefly takes the upper hand, but Rabbit is able to regain control on the mat after reversing out of a headlock. On another tie up, the two competitors end up tangled in the ropes. Barros steps in to break them up, and Rabbit is able to sneak in a quick slap of Chad's cheek before backing away. Chad merely places his hand on the cheek where Rabbit struck and smirks, feigning a bit of surprise.

From there, the grappling stops and the brawling starts. Between Rabbit's stiff kicks and elbows and Chad's dropkicks, it is a knock-down, drag-out fight. Chad finally gets some momentum, dropping Rabbit with a massive clothesline. Chad wastes no time, going straight to the corner for a moonsault and a pin, but Rabbit kicks out easily. Undeterred, Chad quickly latches on a figure four leglock. Rabbit is able to work out of it, but Chad has made his intentions of grounding Rabbit clear.

Rabbit gets an opening moments later, stepping out of the way of a dropkick and nailing Chad with a backstabber. He pounces, landing a springboard moonsault to perhaps one-up Chad in the high-flying department, but his pinfall attempt is equally unsuccessful. Rabbit is back to his feet and running the ropes, but Chad counters with a cross body to drop Rabbit again. Chad puts in another submission move, a chinlock, but Rabbit easily gets to the ropes to break the hold.

Chad scoops up Rabbit for a pumphandle gutbuster, and you can hear Rabbit’s agony as he slumps onto the canvas. Chad again is to the top turnbuckle, looking for another big move. Rabbit is able to get up to a knee, however, and Chad hops down to continue the attack. Instead, he walks right into a Rabbit arm drag, followed by some massive kicks from a fired-up Rabbit. Just as Chad’s starting to look a little woozy, Rabbit picks him up ... NECKCROSIS! Rabbit covers, one, two, NO, kick out at two!

Rabbit quickly pulls up Chad, hooking both arms for the Rabbit Driver, but Chad has the wherewithal to reverse it and send Rabbit tumbling over him backwards. Chad hits a belly-to-back suplex before going back to the submission repertoire ... this time it’s a sharpshooter in the middle of the ring! Barros is quickly down on the canvas, asking Rabbit if he wants out. Rabbit is screaming in pain, but he’s also scratching and clawing, trying to work his way to the ropes. He lifts his left hand, thinking briefly about tapping out, but fights on and reaches out for the ropes. He starts to make some headway, and Chad releases to drag Rabbit back to the middle of the ring. That’s all the space Rabbit needs to nail Chad with a boot to the face, buying some time as he holds his knee.

Rabbit props his elbows up on the middle rope in a corner, trying to take some pressure off his legs. Chad looks to go back on the attack, but Barros steps in and demands space. Chad requests Barros keep an eye on Rabbit, pointing specifically at the turnbuckle covers, but Rabbit hears him and shows his hands in the air to ensure no foul play is at hand. Finally, Chad backs off, and Rabbit regains his footing. As soon as Rabbit’s on his feet, Chad nails him with a Superkick! But Rabbit alertly rolls out of the ring!

Chad immediately takes chase, ducking underneath the bottom rope and slinging Rabbit into the guardrail. Chad motions to the crowd, then props up Rabbit against the guardrail. Chad goes for another superkick, but Rabbit ducks it and Chad nearly crotches himself on the fence! Chad regains his balance, but Rabbit has already swept behind him for a belly-to-back suplex. Rabbit quickly hops on the apron to break Barros’ count of ten, then rolls back outside and runs Chad into the announce desk. Now Rabbit drags Chad atop the desk, sending Russ, Razz, and Nash scattering ... RABBIT DRIVER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE.

Barros and OOWF personnel quickly check on both competitors. After several anxious moments, Rabbit is up to his feet, dragging Chad with him towards the ring. Rabbit stands over Chad briefly in the ring, while Barros is still trying to intervene and make sure Chad is okay to continue. Rabbit takes a knee beside Chad, staring into his face. “You wanted this, Cowboy,” Rabbit says, before pushing Barros aside and taking Chad to the corner. They both go to the top rope ... EVENT HORIZON! Rabbit hooks the leg, one, two, THREE.

Your Winner (Pinfall; 32:02), Rabbit Mask!

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Christian Carter (C) vs. Mai Muyo vs. Tytan vs. Zed - Intercontinental Title Match

Zed, Mai, Tytan and Carter make their way to the ring, and once everyone gets their intro, the ref call everyone to the middle for instructions. Zed sticks his hand out for a fist bump, but Carter laughs and walks back to his corner, the ref calls for two to start -

Carter walks to center ring, and Tytan grins and goes to meet him – so Carter steps back and slap tags Zed, and climbs out of the ring. Zed shakes his head and goes in, Tytan gets set, and they lock up – Tytan immediately overpowers Zed, and drives him into the corner. They break clean, Tytan backs out and zed barrels out of the ring and throws a clothesline, to no real effect on the bigger man. Tytan invites him to try it again, Zed goes for a shoulder block, and gets the same result. Zed tries a third, and this time Tytan counters with a shoulder block, dropping Zed! Zed rolls to his feet, drops down to avoid a charging Tytan who rebounds off the opposite ropes – Zed goes for a leapfrog, Tytan catches him, Zed counters a spine busters with a DDT!

Both men take a bad hit there, but Zed gets to his feet first. He realizes that Tytan is really stunned and he hops up to the top for The Answer, looking to end the match fast! Tytan gets to one knee, and Zed lines up his shot – but before he can leap, Carter shakes the rope and Zed fall off, he and Zed cracking heads! Both men are staggered, Zed staggers back too close to Carter, who tags in -

Carter grabs Zed by the hair and slams his head into Tytan’s a second time – Zed goes limp and Tytan drops to the mat. Carter still has Zed, lifts him up and slams him head first into Tytan a second time! Tossing Zed over the top, kicks Tytan in the skull – then rushes Mai and knocks her off the apron! He shoves Tytan into the corner, lands a pair of forearms and sends Tytan to the opposite corner – he misses the ref signaling there was a tag – and we see Mai climbing back on the apron, tagging Tytan on the back of the leg!

As Tytan slumps in the far corner, Carter plays to the crowd, signaling that the match is over – when Mai leaps up – Crucifix Pin! Carter is stunned! Ref counts!

1….2…..3! Carter kicks out, but too late!

Your Winner (Pinfall 7:17) and NEW Intercontinental Champion, Mai Muyo!

Mai rolls to the outside, raising her arms, as Carter screams at the ref, who tells him it was all legal!

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Matt Folz vs. Dre Gaines - OOWF World Title Match

Drake's "Started From The Bottom" brings out the Challenger Dre Gaines representing his hometown by wearing a throwback Mike Singletary jersey. He has a big grin on his face as he slaps hands with the fans before getting into the ring. "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" fires up and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz comes out to an even louder ovation. He smiles as he sees Dre's jersey and even the lifelong Packer fan can't resist giving him a thumbs up. Dre removes the jersey, Matt hands his Championship to the referee, the timekeeper rings the bell and this one is underway.

They lock up and Dre shows his strength advantage by shoving Matt down hard to the canvas. Matt quickly gets back up and ties up again, and Dre quickly pulls him into a scoop slam. Matt gets right back up and charges, only to be met by a shoulderblock by Dre. Dre picks the champion up and military presses him, dropping Matt throat first on the top rope. Dre does it again, and Matt this time wisely rolls out of the ring trying to catch his breath. Matt takes about an 8 count and then re enters the ring, where Dre is waiting for him with hard left and right hands. Dre misses a short arm clothesline, Matt runs the ropes, ducks another clothesline and nails the big man with a dropkick to the knee that takes him down for the first time in the match.

Dre gets back to his feet, only to be met by a picture perfect dropkick to the face by Matt. Bridging German suplex gets the first two count of the match. Cactus clothesline takes both men over the top rope, but clearly Dre took the brunt of that damage as Matt is quickly back to his feet and climbs to the turnbuckle. Double axehandle to the outside takes Dre down again. Matt rolls back into the ring and waits, Dre gets back into the ring only to be caught by a knee to the gut. Matt hits a Rude Awakening and covers, again for 2.

Matt heads to the top again and attempts a high cross body, only to be caught and it's turned into a HUGE powerslam by Dre. Dre places Matt on the top rope and climbs up himself.... TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX! He floats over into a cover.....Matt just rolls his arm at the last second. Dre hits a short arm clothesline and goes for another cover, lying all 350 pounds across Matt's chest as he hooks a leg. 1.2...no. Both men get back to their feet and 2 hard right hands from Dre stagger Matt before Dre hits a big belly to back suplex that bounces Matt's head hard off the mat. Dre quickly follows with a running splash that gets another very close 2 count. Dre with more hard lefts and rights that knock Matt down, followed by a hard kick to the ribs. Dre with a side headlock, but Matt reverses to a suplex of his own.

Dre makes his way up first and sends Matt into the ropes, but Matt catches him with a hard right of his own. Followed by 2 more to send him down. Matt grabs Dre's legs and rolls into a pinning combination. 1...2...not quite. Matt picks up Dre and hits a Samoan Drop, 1...2... Dre gets his foot on the ropes. Matt drags Dre to the center of the ring, heads up top and connects with the flying headbutt. 1...2...Dre rolls his shoulder at the last second. Matt slaps the canvas in a bit of frustration, before picking Dre up and trying for another German Suplex. Dre blocks, reverses and gets a suplex of his own that sends Matt flying across the ring. Dre whips Matt into the corner and tries for a big splash. Matt moves out of the way and Dre hits his head on the turnbuckle. Matt scoops him up and hits the Angle Slam. 1...2...3.

Your Winner (Pinfall; 11:21) and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Matt Folz!

Matt helps Dre up to his feet and shakes his hand before patting him on the back.

Russ: Lot of respect between these two men.
Razz: No doubt, Matt knows he was in one hell of a fight this evening.
Russ: What a great night of OOWF action tonight. We want to thank you all for joining us. For Razz, I'm Ru......

Russ is cut off as "The Killing Moon" begins to play. Matt looks up the ramp but doesn't see Rabbit Mask coming out of the crowd and ambushing him from behind. Rabbit Mask hits a Rabbit Driver onto the Imperial Onslaught briefcase before motioning for a microphone.

Rabbit Mask: Your hubris is going to get you in trouble Matthew. Chad Madison was very confident as well, up to the point where I defeated him tonight. I told the world I was going to defeat him and you all saw the result. Now I plan on doing the same to you, just not tonight. These people here in Point Roberts don't deserve to see history this evening. Just be aware that I can get to you, any time, any place I choose.

"The Killing Moon" as Rabbit Mask leaves the ring to a huge chorus of boos, holding his Imperial Onslaught briefcase over his head triumphantly.

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